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Pure Drivel:HI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chinx:Hey!

Ai Chihuahua:JUNGLE!

All:right.......

Pure Drivel: Just to let you people know, my koolaide
story is true! Never come to my house, the EO will throw things at you!

Ai Chihuahua:She's scary! And she makes bad koolaide!

Chinx:*gasp!* That's just wrong!

Pure Drivel:Anyway, I have to write faster! Or
Shashomaru will out-funny me!*sniffle*

Ai Chihuahua:EEK! If you get out-funnied,
I can't hang out with you anymore!

Chinx:*jabs Ai in the side*Don't worry! We'll help you!

Pure Drivel:Thanx! Oh my gawd! people reviewed!*gaspers!*

*back to the story*

Pure Drivel:*is asleep*

Chinx:AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!*clamps on to Jean*

Sesshomaru:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*passes out from lack of breath*

*everyone is running around screaming, except for Hiei and Bakura. They are watching in amusment.*

Ai Chihuahua:Aha! I know what to do! I saw this movie called Arachnephobia,
and the man faced his fear by fighting a bajillion spiders!

Spike:Err, what are you going to do..........

Ai:*holds up a refrigerator full of spiders*

Yusuke:Oh sh*t!

*Ai lets spiders out*

Kurama:Gyah!

Tenchi:I'll fight them! *oh no! still thinks he's Indianna Jones, runs into spiders-_-o*

*screaming is heard from poor Tenchi*

Duhnuhnuh! _suspense_

Ai Chihuahua: NOW YOU MUST ALL FACE YOUR PHOBIA!! GO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!!
EAT, TEAR AND DESTROY!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Chinx:Grrrr.... you killed Tenchi! I didn't even get to hug him!
Now I make you face your phobia!
*Lightning flashes as she raises her hands*

Jim:AAH! Who's that driving the bus!!!

Ai:*turns to see....JOHN TRAVOLTA DRIVING THE BUS!!!!!!!!!*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
*faints*

Yami:Hey, Ai Chihuahua's biggest fear is John Travolta!?!?!?

Chinx:Well he is damn scary *shudders*

Tea:I think he's sexy!*sigh*

Pure Drivel:*wakes up momentarely*
0_0+ Die bitch!*uses powas to direct spiders to Tea*

Tea:*dies horrible, painful,crunchy death*

Hiei:I was wondering when you would get around to killing her.
Pay up!*holds out hand*

Bakura and Inuyasha:Damn it!*both said she would live till chapter three*

Kurama:Hey Chinx, if you can summon John Travolta, can't you
summon someone who can help us?

Chinx: o....o Kurama! I could not before, but just hearing your voice directly
addressing me gave me the power!!!*glomps him*

Kurama:o_0

Chinx:*starts dancing*
MEEKEEMAKEEMOOKA!
TEEKEETAKEETOOKA
SUPERDEE DUPER SPORK!
BY THE POWER OF KURAMA'S VOICE
AND SQAUDRON LEADER QAUCK QAUCK!
I SUMMON HELP FROM THE 7TH GATE OF HELL!!!!!!!
BWUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone:*stops running for a minute to stare at her*0,0

Narrerator:Suddenly, heroic music starts playing and thru the
skylight(a/n:don't ask me why there's a skylight in the bus, that was Ai's idea)
comes-

Shadow Cat:BWUHOHOHAHA! GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU MORTAL SOULS!(a/n:she means hi)

DMGirl#1fan:WEEEEEEEEEEEE! HI! *sugar high*

Tarrigo:Hey.

Shadow Cat:BOW DOWN BEFORE ME HUMANS, FOR I HAVE ANSWERED YOUR CALL
FOR HELP!!!!!

Hiei:grrr...I'M NOT HUMAN!

Tarrigo:whateva.

Ai Chihuahua:*unpasses out*ATTACK! MY SPIDERY MINIONS!

Bakura: John Travolta.

Ai:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*pass es out AGAIN*

Pure Drivel:*allofasudden wakes up again*OH MY GAWD!!!!! KILL THE SPIDERS!
THEY"VE COVERED SESSYPOO!*falls asleep AGAIN*

Inuyasha:On second thought, just leave.

DMGirl#1fan:NOT A CHANCE!!!!!!!*has an evil sugar high chibi*

Shadow Cat:ATTACK!*Takes out flamethrower*

Tarrigo:You guys first *has chocolate gun*

Evil Chibi:kfshkfsjdbsfbkabdsbklsdbkjalheidjhfkbaJKsbkabsjavfjkdhkdvjfbjdzbdjsa! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts rampaging and sqaushing the spiders*

Shadow Cat:YAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*flamin spiders*
EAT THIS!!!!!

*after SC and DMG are done*

Yusuke:*eye twitching*They...Keep....Moving...

Miroku:I...think I'm...going.......to-*starts throwing up all over Mai*

Mai:Hey! these are new clothes-blahblahblah!whinewhinewhine!nagnagnag!

Tarrigo:This is where I come in!

Chinx:Why are you even here? You didn't review!
Aren't you PD's less evil sister?

Tarrigo:Hey! I'm not evil

Hiei:You're not useful either

Tarrigo:Oh yeah?*starts spraying spiders with chocolate* (a/n:sessy has been moved)

Pure Drivel: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!! WHERE IS WALSTA?
AAAAAAH! WHAT THE F*CK IS JOHN TRAVOLTA DOING HERE?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE DA- Yum! chocolate spiders!

Everybody else:Uuuuuurrr*twitch*
*all rush to windows except for Tarrigo who is eating spiders also*

(a/n:At this point I had to start writing the whole f*cking thing
again 'cause the god damn computer crashed!!!!!!!!!!)

Faye:Where are we going?......

Pure Drivel:..............er.............

Narrerator:(a/n:let's call him Bob)Just then-

Pesta:the bus broke down!

Seto:Oh great.Now we're stuck in the middle of
the god damn desert with a bunch of phsycotic authors!
*bangs head on bus*

DMGirl#1fan:Well,yeah....But look what I brought!*holds up KOOLAIDE JAMMERS!*

Everyone:YEA!

Bob:Everyone is sugar-high and Tarrigo is
on top of the bus which-

Chinx:Weird.. the bus didn't blow-up.

Tarrigo:I HAVE A SONG!!!!!!!!*as tone deaf as PD*

Yugi:oooh nooo.......

Tarrigo:IT IS FOR MY GOOD FRIEND MERRIL!

Merril:*appears*Hi.*disappears*

Tarrigo:
MY BONNIE LEANED OVER THE GAS TANK,
THE HIEGHT OF IT'S CONTENTS TO SEE,
I LIT UP A MATCH TO ASSIST HER,
OH BRING BACK MY BONNIE TO ME!

LAST NIGHT AS I LAY ON MY PILLOW,
LAST NIGHT AS I LAY ON MY BED,
I STUCK MY FEET OUT OF THE WINDOW,
THIS MORNING MY NEIGHBORS WERE DEAD!

MY BONNIE HAS TUBERCULOSIS,
MY BONNIE HAS ONLY ONE LUNG,
MY BONNIE CAN HACK UP RAW OYSTERS,
AND ROLL THEM AROUND ON HER TONGUE!!!!!!!

Bishi's:O.o

Ai Chihuahua:MY TURN!!
SITTING IN MY ROOM WATCHING THE FRONT LAWN,
HERE COMES THE MAILMAN HIS LEFT ARM IS GONE,
HE STARTED TO RUN BUT HE DIDN'T GET FAR,
CHASING HIM WERE THREE SQUIRRELLS IN A CAR!

Pure Drivel:O_O SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

Bishi's:-.-;

Ai:HE STARTED TO YELL BUT HE FELL IN THE MUD,
NO SOUND CAME FROM HIM HE WAS CHOKING ON BLOOD,
THEY PUNCHED HIM AND KICKED HIM AND CHEWED ON HIS SHOE,
I WAS GONNA HELP HIM BUT NOW THEY'RE CHASIN' YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Pure Drivel:MY TUR-HEY AN AIRPLANE!!!!

*airplaine comes in for landing*

Mai:EEK!*gets sqaushed by airplane*

Hiei:Score! Pay up!
*Seto and Sessy said she'd last til chapt.4*

Bob:The airplane door opens and out comes-

Shashomiru:Hi Pure Drivel! I brought Marik!

Bob:WHY WONT YOU PEOPLE LET ME FINISH MY
D*MN SENTENCES!!??!!??!!

Others:*ignore him*

Shadow Cat:Marik!*goes to hug him*

Shashomiru:PAWS OFF, SC!!!!!

*Cat fight!*

Ai Chihuahua:Let's just go, we're out of koolaide.

*on the plane*

Pure Drivel:Let's roll play!

Spike:Let's not and say we did.

Pure Drivel:Hiei, Bakura and Seto can be disgruntled passengers, Marik's the pilot,
SC and Shas are co. pilots, Tarrigo and Tristan are demonstration dudes,
Joey and Kuwabara are stewardESS'ES, and Kurama, Vicious
and Sessy are on flight entertainment!

Joey:STEWARDESS'ES?!?!?!?!

Sesshomaru:What is..on flight entertainment?........

*later*

Hiei:BAKA STEWARDESS! I WANT SWEET SNOW!!!!!!!*enjoying himself*

Seto:HEY YOU BIG STUPID PUPPY DOG, WHERE'S MY HEADSET?!?!*him too*

Bakura:HELL-O! MY COFFEE'S COLD!!!!!!!!!!*yup, and him*

Joey and Kuwabara:Here you go, SIRS!

Chinx:*is making sure they do it right*

Tarrigo:Now, if you just direct your attention to the windows,
you'll see how to use a parachute!*kicks Tristan out the door*

Tristan:AAA!*pulls parachute cord, out comes...a washing machine?*

Everyone:*watch's Tristan plummet to his death*
O_o

Tarrigo:...eh,....heh,heh,.....Let's just pretend that never happened, ok?

Hiei:WHERE'S MY NECK PILLOW-MA-BOB?

Bob:Meanwhile, in the front of the plane SC and Shas are fighting over Marik,
while Marik trys to tell them-

Marik:I can't fly a plane!

Shashomiru:HE'S MINE, NEKO!

Shadow Cat:YOU PULLED MY TAIL! NOW YOU DIE!

*Cat fight(again)*

Marik:Oh brother......*trys to fly plane*

Ai Chihuahua:Ladies and gentlemen!
Give a big hand for our on flight band,
GrrrrwhenIgetmyhandsonthatauthorI'llthrottleher!

Pure Drivel:eep!

Kurama:*Looks sullen because he has to sing lead*

Kurama:
A few questions that I need to know
how you could ever hurt me so
I need to know what I've done wrong
and how long it's been going on
Was it that I never paid enough attention?
Or did I not give enough affection?
Not only will your answers keep me sane
but I'll know never to make the same mistake again
You can tell me to my face or even on the phone
You can write it in a letter, either way, I have to know
Sesshomaru:
Did I never treat you right?
Did I always start the fight?
Either way, I'm going out of my mind
all the answers to my questions
I have to find

Vicious:
My head's spinning
Boy, I'm in a daze
I feel isolated
Don't wanna communicate

I'll take a shower, I will scour
I will rub
To find peace of mind
The happy mind I once owned, yeah

Kurama:
Vexing vocabulary runs right through me
The alphabet runs right from A to Z
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find

I'm not crazy
I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong, no
I'm just waiting
'Cause I heard this feeling
won't last that long

All:
Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole?
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad

Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've Never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel righ

Sesshomaru:
I'll keep searching
Deep within my soul
For all the answers
Don't wanna hurt no more

I need peace, got to feel at ease
Need to be.
Free from pain - going insane
My heart aches, yeah

Vicious:
Sometimes vocabulary runs right through my head
The alphabet runs right from A to Z
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find

All:
I'm not crazy,
I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong
I'm just waiting
'Cause I heard this feeling won't last that long

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When ya gonna take me out of this black hole?
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad

Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've Never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right

Kurama:
You can tell me to my face,
You can tell me on the phone,
Uh, You can write it in a letter, babe
'Cause I really need to know

You can tell me to my face
You can tell me on the phone
Uh, You can write it in a letter, bab
'Cause I really need to know

You can write it in a letter, babe
You can write it in a letter, babe

Audience:O.o

*twitch* *twitch*

..........*twitch*

Band:-_-+

Pure Drivel:YEA!!!!! That was good! T_T

Hiei:That. was. disturbing.

Yami:eh..eh.....eh.

Chinx:*sniff*I love you guys!

Marik:Attention, this is the pilot speaking.
First I'd like to say, thank you, guys,for that demented performance.
You have succeeded in permanently scarring me.
Oh yes, and we are out of fuel and going to crash.
We will most likely all die, can someone bring me some koolaide?

End of chapter


Pure Drivel: *sigh* That's done.
I'm sorry I didn't put in the stuff I said I would,I got tired.

Ai:next time we'll have a craving for good music, so we'll have a fundraiser!
and do all the stuff we were gonna do last time!

Chinx:But first, how will we escape the plane? you tell me!

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