Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction ❯ How to write A crap Fanfic ❯ Crap ( Chapter 1 )

I do not own cowboy bebop..If I did I would not be writing crappy fanfictions..That's for sure..

Cowboy Bebop

The lost episodes

"Damn you Faye" The swordfish II ion thrusters propelled it away from Faye's own

ship, his chain guns pounded round after round into Faye's ship." Why do you all always do

this..Hey watch it" The swordfish banked hard right away from Faye's barrage, "I just got

Her detailed!"

`I'm not sharing the bounty spike" She accelerated, still chasing the small blue

ship that held HER bounty, All the while dodging spikes fire.

Kim Aoshi was the largest bounty in the Milky Way, while the charges were secret

It was rumored that the eighteen year old had stolen every song and movie ever and

distributed them thorough out the galaxy. Of course none of the bounty hunters never

bothered to question why there was a five hundred million woolong bounty on an

eighteen Year-old for file sharing.

Suddenly the bebop swung into view, positioning it's self directly in the path of

Kim's model twelve P.T.V {personal Transport Vehicle}

Both of the ships main thrusters had blown out, Leaving her ship crippled and

without power as Inertia sent the ship soaring towards the Bebop.

Inside of the Bebop Ed and Jet were desperately trying to reposition the ship. "Ed

what the hell just happened?" Jet watched as the smaller ship drifted away powerless. Ed

shrugged and leaned closer to the screen.

"Her ship went all wonky, wonky, and then." ED stopped and leaned close to the

computer screen, "it's gone.

Interlude

Now dear reader, before we can venture forward we must go back, Back before the

Time of the Bebop, Back to the birth and childhood of Kim Aoshi.

Years before Kim was a Bounty head, She had been a child, A little girl born

into the life of the privileged. Years before Kim Aoshi was a bounty head, she had been

a happy child, daughter of Mamoru & Fumiko Aoshi {A family well know for their

revolutionary equipment that filter fines from the air on mars}.

Only her happy childhood did not last very long, No dear reader if it did what

kind of story would that be? It is time for a plot twist. A plot twist featuring the death of

her mother and father in a freak "Car" accident. Luckily having been A more

Fortunate child saved her from having to go into the unloving child care system.

Instead she was sent to the unloving home of her aunt and uncle. Do you feel sorry for

her yet reader? No? well you will.

"Spike come in, Can you see her?" Jet barked though the handset.

Now with their bounty missing, both Spike and Faye bought their P.S.C's

Personal Space Cruiser} to a shuddering halt. Kim's ship had completely vanished from

right in front of them.

"Jet," Spike swung the swordfish II Around in a full circle, "It's here I can feel it." Inside

of the ship, both Ed and Jet were both staring blankly into the spot where Kim's ships

had just been.

"Maybe," Ed offered "It got sucked up by giant space creature from the forth-tenth Dimension?"

"Hay," spikes face appeared on Ed's monitor, "Fire off the last space flare"

"But it's the last.."

Spike cut him off, "just do it."

Jet frowned, "of all the bone headed Ideas.." He nodded to Ed and the flare

Exploded from the Bebop revealing Kim's ship siting right there. "What the.."

"She has some kind of mirror cloaking device," Spike cut his engines. "Faye cut

Your power. Or else..FAYE!"

Spike: That was Short

Ed: I like short

Faye: How come you guy all got to talk a lot?

Magnus: Sorry Faye I forgot about you

Kim: So what do I look like

Jet: Hay it's you!

Kim: opps got to go

Spike: get back here

Ein: hay

Faye: Did you just talk?

Ed: See you space cowboy

Next time: The wind between my space wings