Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ 12 PAINS OF CHRISTMAS ❯ 12 PAINS OF CHRISTMAS ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
A/N: in a sing-song guess who's back?. Now before i get started on a few projects that have
been on my mind for AGES, i decided to write a song fic to get everyone in the mood for crimbo.
So for all the anime fans on fanfiction.net and mediaminer.com, i give you.......a load of anime characters singing “the twelve pains of Christmas”. Enjoy.


PS: i do not own anything.



ALL OF THE CHARACTERS FROM FMA, YU-GI-OH, NARUTO, FRUITS BASKET,
SHAMAN KING, POKEMON
AND DIGIMON (1, 2 AND 3): the first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me is finding a Christmas tree. The second thing at Christmas that's such
a pain to me..

EDWARD ELRIC (
FMA): rigging up the lights.

EVERYONE: and finding a Christmas tree. The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..

JAMES: (POKEMON): hangovers.

EDWARD ELRIC (FMA): rigging up the lights.

EVERYONE:and finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..

RIKA NONAKA (DIGIMON): sending Christmas cards..

JAMES (POKEMON): hangovers.

EDWARD ELRIC (FMA): rigging up the lights.

EVERYONE:and finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me. Five months of bills..

RIKA NONAKA (DIGIMON): sending Christmas cards.

JAMES (POKEMON): hangovers.

EDWARD ELRIC (FMA): rigging up the lights.

EVERYONE:and finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..

SAKURA (NARUTO): facing my in-laws.

EVERYONE:Five months of bills..

RIKA NONAKA(DIGIMON): i hate these Christmas cards.

JAMES(POKEMON): hangovers.

EDWARD ELRIC(FMA): rigging up these lights.

EVERYONE:and finding a Christmas tree. The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..

AKITO (FRUITS BASKET): the salvation army.

SAKURA (NARUTO): facing my in-laws.

EVERYONE:Five months of bills..

RIKA NONAKA(DIGIMON): sending Christmas cards.

JAMES(POKEMON): oh, jeez.

EDWARD ELRIC(FMA): I'm trying to rig up these lights!!!.

EVERYONE:and finding a Christmas tree. The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..

MOKUBA KAIBA (YU-GI-OH): i want a transformer for Christmas!.

AKITO (FRUITS BASKET): charitys, and what do you mean your in-laws?.

EVERYONE:Five months of bills..

RIKA NONAKA(DIGIMON): uh, writing all these cards.

JAMES(POKEMON): meowth, get me a beer.

EDWARD ELRIC(FMA): what, Roy lost all the extension cords?!!!.

EVERYONE:and finding a Christmas tree. The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..

JUN TAO (SHAMAN KING): finding parking spaces.

MOKUBA KAIBA (YU-GI-OH): seto, i want some candy!!!.

AKITO (FRUITS BASKET): donations!!!.

SAKURA (NARUTO): facing my in-laws.

EVERYONE:Five months of bills..

RIKA NONAKA(DIGIMON): uh, writing all these cards.

JAMES(POKEMON): hangovers.

EDWARD ELRIC(FMA): why the f***ing hell are they blinking?!!!.


EVERYONE:and finding a Christmas tree. The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..

SORA (DIGIMON): batteries not included?.

JUN TAO(SHAMAN KING): no parking spaces.

MOKUBA KAIBA (YU-GI-OH): buy me something!!!.

AKITO (FRUITS BASKET): get a job, yeah bum!!!.

SAKURA (NARUTO): facing my in-laws.

EVERYONE:Five months of bills..

RIKA NONAKA(DIGIMON): oh no, i have to write more Christmas cards.

JAMES(POKEMON): oh, jeez. Look at this.

EDWARD ELRIC(FMA): why aren't these lights like they are on the f***ing box?!!!.

EVERYONE:and finding a Christmas tree. The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..

SETO KAIBA (YU-GI-OH): stale tv specials.

SORA (DIGIMON): batteries not included?.

JUN TAO(SHAMAN KING): no parking spaces.

MOKUBA KAIBA (YU-GI-OH): oh, now i have to go to the bathroom!!!.

AKITO (FRUITS BASKET): charitys.

SAKURA (NARUTO): evil dick, i hate him.

EVERYONE:Five months of bills..

RIKA NONAKA(DIGIMON): oh, i don't even know half these people.

JAMES(POKEMON): oh, i was going to do the tango.

EDWARD ELRIC(FMA): oh, great. Now we've lost the f***ing torch?!!!.

EVERYONE:and finding a Christmas tree. The twelveth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..

ALPHONSE (FMA), ENVY (FMA), BAKURA (YU-GI-OH), KAKASHI (NARUTO), KYO (FRUITS BASKET), RYU (SHAMAN KING), MISTY (POKEMON) AND KARI (DIGIMON): singing Christmas carols.

SETO KAIBA (YU-GI-OH): stale tv specials.

SORA (DIGIMON): batteries not included?.

JUN TAO(SHAMAN KING): no parking?!?!?!!.

MOKUBA KAIBA (YU-GI-OH): wwwaaahhh!!!.

AKITO (FRUITS BASKET): charitys.

SAKURA (NARUTO): gotta make them dinner.

EVERYONE:Five months of bills..

RIKA NONAKA(DIGIMON): I'm threw with writing all these cards .

JAMES(POKEMON): shut up, meowth!!!.

EDWARD ELRIC(FMA): that's it, you can ring up the f***ing lights yourself!!!.

EVERYONE:and finding a Christmas tree.


A/N: i hope that you enjoyed this song fic. Read and review, but no flames!!!.