Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Rob's Stupid Story ❯ The Guide (and Tour) ( Chapter 2 )

Rob: Hello people of the Internet or something similar….

Kat: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH-

Rob: ok we get the picture Kat.

Zero: why me why me why me……

Rob: Welcome back everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today we shall a have tour of what we will be doing and of my wonderful (yet VERY dangerous) MANSION! (slash Fortress)

Kat: HYPERHYPERHYPERHYPER

Rob: MELA!!!!!!

Mela: yea?

Rob: who gave the catnip milk to Kat???????????????

Mela: Me don't know nothin'. And what happened to the game?

Rob: Um…people need a tour of our humble home.….. BUNNY!!!!!

Bunny: YEA?

Rob: I need your help!

Bunny: Sorry, I'm on the phone *talks on phone*

Rob: Only the abyss knows what he's doing… any way. Zero disclaimer.

Zero: Rob owns nothing but, oh just read the first chapter.

 

Chapter 2: The Guide (and Tour)

By: Rob Oden

Edited By: Mela Oden

 

Bowser: How come I have to be stuck with someone who has an insult in his name?

Ganondorf: How come I'm stuck with an overgrown, fire-breathing, snapping turtle?

Bowser: Looks who's talking.

Ganondorf: No, look who's talkin' turtle.

Bowser: That hurt…

Yoshi: Behave before I turn you all into eggs!

R.Link: I'm bored… *lighting and thunder in background*

Thrall: That lighting and thunder part is starting to scare me, especially the freaky grey dude next to me who is my partner.

Thor: I have a name you know.

Rob: ALRIGHT PEOPLE!!!!!! Behave now. Today we shall give each of you a tour and a map of the property and house in case you should get lost. Now I turn the time over to my sis, Mela who is your tour guide.

Mela: Nice to meet all. Now NEVER GO INTO THE SECOND FLOOR CORRIDOR UNLESS YOU ARE 1: CRAZY OR 2: KAT OR P.LINK!

O'Neill: Why?

Mela: Cause it is not good for your health.

Sonic: Say no more.

Rob Where is Samus??????????

Mousey: I don't know. She said she had an errend to run.

Rob: Ok…..we really don't need to know where she we-

*all of a sudden * Rob: HOLY SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Samus's ship comes through the Anti-rabid fangirl barrier and repellent*

*Samus jumps out and starts shooting rabid Fangirls that are trying to get to the bishonen*

Rabid FanGirls: WE WILL KIDNAP ALL THE BISHONEN YOU ARE KEEPING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chaos: *gets anti-rabidfangirls spray and sprays them all* There.

Rabid Fangirls: OUR EYES! OUR BEAUITIFUL COMPLEXTION IS GONE! NOW NONE OF THEM WILL LIKE US!!!!!!!!!! Boo who…..

All bishonen: WE NEVER LIKED YOU!!!!!!!!

Rob: Happens every day…..

Mela: Anyway, let's begin the tour. As demonstrated by Chaos, you will all carry rabid fangirl repellent.

O'Neill: Oh

Mela: Any way, the place we are standing in is the front lawn with the Maze of Doom, Chaos, and Mayhem *lighting and thunder in the background as she says these* to your left and Lake 1 to the right. Now farther to the left is the Greenhouse where who knows what dwells in there. The right side of the property is rather timid besides the mystery island in it that just about no one knows what is on it. Behind me is the HOUSE! Also known as the Fortress OF ROB!!!!

Zero: Why is it called a fortress when it looks like a mansion?

Mela: *evil glint in eye* You'll see. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *back to normal* Any way, lets continue. *they enter the mansion*

Rob: Here is the Grand Hall where, starting today, you will all meet at 6:00 a.m. and p.m. Also to your left is the kitchen and to your right is the game room and the entrance to the basement where Thursday's game will be held.

Thrall: Um…. What is it?

Mela: You don't need to know.

*They all start moving upstairs*

R.Link: Where do we sleep?

Rob: We're getting there. To your right we have the warp-time-space thingamabob screw-up that Washu is responsible for. DO NOT GO IN! THIS IS THE RESTRICTED AREA!!! Other then that, that's it for this floor.

Ganondorf: Why should we magic users be afraid of the portal thingy?

Mela: Because we've had to deal with things that came out that were magic immune.

Ganondorf: Oh. What kind of things are these?

Rob: You'll see.

*They move up to the third floor*

Rob: This is where your dormitories are!!!!! O.k. here's the order:

Team 1 Team 2

Team 3 Team 4

Team 5 Team 6

Team 7 Team 8

Team 9 Team 10

Team 11 Team 12

Team 13 Team 14

Team 15 Team 16

Rob: And that is it folks! Another thing to our contestants, don't go into the greenhouse that were Wednesday's event is.

Luigi: *shaking uncontrollably* You mean this is a WEEK LONG!!!

Mela: Yup.

 

 

Kitty: AH! Am I late?

Kat: SISSY!

Kitty: Ah! No one said you'll be here!

Mela: If we told you, you wouldn't have come.

Kitty: *hiding behind Bunny* But she's scary….

Kat: I am?

Kitty: YES!!!!!!!!!

Kat: COOLCOOLCOOLCOOLCOOLCOOLCOOLCOOLCOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mela: Yes well this is the end of chapter 2.

Doom: So it is….

Mayhem: Review and we won't hurt you!

Chaos: Isn't Thing suppose to do the threat?

Kitty: It or Mr. Ant, but I don't see them here.

Doom: You're right.

Rob: Hey Mela, did you find out the answer to the question?

Mela: I thought you knew.

Mousey: He lied…..and lost me a piece of cheese….ALL CHESSE WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mela: How did he do that?

Bunny: He betted.

Rob: *gasp* Mousey! How could you?!

Mela: Moving on from the crazies, answer to the question.

Kura(baka)bara: What was the question again?

Joey: Yea, what was it again.

Chaos: Who is shorter: Hiei or Yugi.

Mela: And the answer is Hiei! By two inches.

Mayhem: Really? One would think Hiei's taller.

Mela: Well, that's what the website said where I got the info.

Izzy: So don't blame us if it's wrong.

Rob: What ever. So what's the next question?

Kat: QUESTIONQUESTIONQUESTION!

Bunny: How about who gave catnip milk to Kat?

Kitty: Cat nip milk?

Mela: No, Kitty.

Kitty: *in a corner sulking*

Rob: I'm with Bunny.

Izzy: So that's it for the question what now?

Rob: Now is what is going to happen in the next chapter.

Mousey: Yes, Mela.

Mela: Meet the First event' host - Hamtaro!

Everyone: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mela: However, you'll have to wait to next time for the event.

Rob: Review and vote on the suspects of the catnip milk mystery: Mousey, P.Link, King Boo, O'Neill, Sonic, Kurabaka, and Pikachu.

Izzy: That's it so leave now and review.