Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ Day 1 ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, but Sean, Cheezy Charlie, and Ref. Nighttrain.

Sean: Welcome to another edtion of the WDF!!! I'm Sean and with me as always is my CO-host, Cheezy Charlie.

Charlie: Hey.

Sean: We got a special treat. Tonight we have 3 matches.

Charlie: That's right Sean.

Sean: Charlie, who's in the first match?

Charlie: Um... I really don't know. I can't read.

Sean:(grabs paper from Charlie) Give me that! (reads paper) Ok, our first is between Homer Simpsion from the Simpsions, Beavis from Beavis and Butthead, and the fatass Eric Cartman from South Park.

Cartman:(yells) Hey, I'm not fat! I'm big bonned!

Charlie: And here comes our ref. He is a navy seal and a good gunsman,so don't tick him off.

Nighttrain: Let's get it on!

(bell rings)

Homer: I'm very hungry.

Beavis: Eat the fat kid heheh...

Homer: Ummm.... fat... (drools)

Cartman: Why are you guys looking at me that way.

Stan: Come on Cartman, you can do it.

Kenny: MMMhhhhmmm Hmmmmhhhh

Kyle:( finds a candy machine) Come on guys, he doesn't need us.

Stan: Ok

Cartman: Arrrrgggghhh(falls on the floor with blood coming out).

Sean: One down, two left.

Homer: Hmm.. Maybe I'll eat that guy.( devours Beavis in one bite.)

(bell Sounds)

Homer: Whooohooo! I Won!!!!

Sean: Congrats to Homer. Our next match is between Yugi Moto, duel monsters champ versus Ash Ketchum, trying to become a pokemon master. This match will determine who will be the no.1 contender for the WDF heavyweight title.

Charlie: And whoever wins, faces big, bad Ryu in a steel cage match.

Ash: I want that belt. So you're going down!

Yugi: In your dreams.

(bell rings)

Sean: In this match up, Ash can't use pokemon.

Charlie: And Yugi can't use duel monsters.

Sean: So in this case, they are on their own.

(Ash grabs an axe)

Ash: Take this!!!

(Cuts one of Yugi's arms off.)

Yugi: That really hurts you @#$!@$&$! bastard.

Ash: Oh yeah, well try this.

(Ash cuts Yugi's other arm off)

Ash:(laughing) hahahahahahaha. You can't hit me.

(Yugi kicks Ash down low.)

Ash: That hurts

Yugi: That's for cutting my arms off.

Ash: Maybe I should finish the job.

(Yugi trips Ash and Ash kills himself)

(bell rings)

Sean: <<<0___0>>> Unbelieveable!!!!

Charlie: I can't believe that an armless guy beat a man with a sharp weapon at the end of the match.

Sean: Well our final match is set to go, it's for the WDF Women's Title.

Charlie: First, the challenger, Misty. Now our Champion, the great Mai Valentine.

(bell rings)

Mai: This match is in the bag.(Mai holds up a bag and stuffs Misty into the bag)

Nighttrain: Hey, you can't do that!

Mai: I can do what I please.

Sean: Uh-oh! Here we go!!!

Nighttrain: (pulls out a gun) Drop the bag now.

Mai:(Also pulls out a gun) Not a chance.

Misty:(in the bag, running out of air) Let me out of here!

Nighttrain:(fires the gun at Mai)

(hits Mai, but she also fires the gun and hits Nighttrain. both fall to the ground)

(bell sounds)

Sean: The judges have decided. The winner of this bout and NEW WDF Women's Champion, Misty.

Togepi: Toge-ge.

Misty: I won, Yeah!

Sean: Well that's it for the WDF. For Cheezy Charlie, I'm Sean saying send in your reviews.