Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ Day 3 ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters except for myself, Cheezy Charlie, and ref. Nighttrain.

Sean: Welcome to Day 3 of the WDF. I'm Sean and with me is my CO-host, Cheezy Charlie.

Charlie:(eating some food) Mmm... that was delicious. Want some?

Sean: Ah... no thanks. Anyway, today's day is Championship Day. Three matches, three title bouts.

Charlie: (reads off paper) First match is Homer Simpson versus Al Bundy for the Non-Anime Championship.

Sean: You can read?

Charlie: Yeah. Also, this match is called the "On the Couch Match."

Sean: What the f%#@!&* is an "On the Couch Match"?

Charlie: An "On the Couch Match" is quite simple. First person on the couch with their feet on the coffee table, remote in hand, shoes off, and t.v. on wins the match.

Sean: Ohhhkkk! Now here come our fighters. First, our challenger, a safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer Simpson. And our champion, a shoe salesman from Chicago, Al Bundy.

Charlie: Now, here's our ref, Nighttrain.

Nighttrain: Let's have a good fight. All I want from you guys is to be as lazy as you can be. Now, let's get it on!

(bell rings)

Al: Time to watch Hondo!

Homer: Not in your life.

Sean: This will be a great match. So far, Al and Homer are fighting over the remote.

Charlie: I want to see them both win.

Homer: I want to watch the Super Bowl!

Al: Well, Hondo starts in 15 minutes.

Sean: Well we know what shows Al and Homer want to watch.

Charlie: Al wants Hondo, and Homer wants the Super Bowl.

(Al and Homer take off their shoes)

Sean: And...(starts to stiff) does anyone smell something?

Charlie: (takes a whiff) Yeah.

(Audience smells odor and faints)

Sean: Oh dear god, do those guys ever think about using Odor Eaters?!

Charlie: I don't think so.

Sean: Well it smells like shit!(yells to the ring) Hey! Put your f#$@%&* shoes back on!

Nighttrain: Yeah, it rekes here.

(Al and Homer put their shoes back on, but Homer gets the upper hand)

Sean: I don't think this place will ever be the same.

Charlie: Look out!

(Homer threw Al into the Annoucer's box's glass window which protects Sean and Charlie from any thing that comes near them)

Sean:(see's Al dead, but not sure) Is he moving?

Charlie: I don't think so.

(Homer jumps on the couch and is declared the winner and new non-anime champion)

Sean: There's damn blood all over me! (grabs a towel and cleans off the blood) Alright, our next match is for the VG Championship between Kirby and Link.

Charlie: But who's the champ?

Sean: Link, stupid.

Charlie: Oh.

Sean: And here come our fighters.

Nighttrain: I want a, aw forget it, let's get it on.

(bell rings)

Sean: Do these guys speak?

Charlie: I don't think so.

(Kirby sucks in Link's sword)

Link: Hey! Give me back my sword, you powderpuff!

(Kirby becomes sword Kirby and cuts Link in half)

Kirby: Poiya... Poiya.

Nighttrain: Whoa Kirby, you won. Here's your prize.(gives Kirby the VG Championship Belt)

Sean: Kirby did a great job!

Charlie: That's right. Coming up is our last match. This is for the WDF Women's Championship. The match is between Amy Rose and Misty.

Sean: Well, they're both in the ring, so let's start things up.

(bell rings)

Misty: I will retain my title and beat Mai in a rematch.

Amy: That's if you win.(pulls out a piko-piko hammer) But I doubt you will. I guess Mai didn't finish the job huh?

(Amy whacks Misty into Nighttrain)

Misty: Thanks for breaking my fall.

Nighttrain: No problem.

Sean: I don't know how Misty will keep her title. What the f#$@%&*! It's Ash! And he brought his equalizer, his axe.

Ash: Misty, use this in the match to take Amy out, ok?

Misty: Ok.

Sean: Wow! Here we go!!! Amy! Misty! They attack at the same time!! Oh my god, both weapons have been destroyed!

Amy: No!!! My piko-piko hammer! You'll pay for this, Misty.(pulls out a mega cannon) Bye-Bye!!(fires it at Misty who is now nothing but ashes).

(bell rings)

Sean: Winner and new Women's Champion, Amy Rose.

Amy:(steals mic from Sean) I like to thank all the little out there who wittnessed this moment. I also want to thank one half of the WDF tag team Champions, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic:(confused) What?!!

Amy: You helped me Sonic.

Sonic: No I didn't.

Amy: Yes you did.

Sonic: No I didn't.

Amy: Yes you did.

Sean: Stop it! I don't care if you did or didn't but don't argue about it in front of an audience.

Amy: Sorry.

Sonic: Me too.

Sean: I starting to get a headache.

Charlie: While Sean lyes down, he wants to let you know that he wants you to keep sending in those reviews.

Sean: Starting next chapter, a new member will join our team.

Charlie: Who?

Sean: Can't tell you. So for Nighttrain, Cheezy Charlie, I'm Sean saying good bye from WDF!!