Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ WDF's Annoying Guest ( Chapter 48 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Manegylc, TAB, BIG_DADDY, Joey, Gunlord, Mini Dulli, Nighttrain, Beavis, Butthead, Al Gore, "Weird Al" Yankovic, STH, or Mario. All I own is myself.

Sean: Welcome to the WDF! I'm Sean.

Joey: I'm Joey.

Nighttrain: I'm Nighttrain.

Gunlord: I'm Gunlord.

BIG_DADDY: I'm BIG_DADDY.

TAB: And I'm TAB.

Sean: And today we're at the WDF Arena where all the gruesome fights will be.

Nighttrain: Cool.

Sean: And today, I have a special guest. This person is a new person to the MM family. Please welcome Manegylc.

BIG_DADDY: Who?

Sean: Manegylc.

(Manegylc enters the booth and looks at the crew)

Sean: Hey Manegylc.

Manegylc: HEELLLOOOO!!!!

Sean: What's up?

Manegylc: Nootthhinggg.

TAB: (Screams) get away from me you pervert.

Joey: Let's get rid of him.

Gunlord: Yeah.

Nighttrain: Wait, let him stay.

Joey: Oh alright.

Sean: OK. So our first match features you Joey and your partner Mini Dulli against Beavis and Butthead.

Joey: Now?

Sean: Yes now.

Manegylc: Oh goody.

(Joey leaves the booth and enters the ring where Mini Dulli was waiting for him)

Mini Dulli: Dude, where have you been?

Joey: I've been up in that booth with that freak, Manegylc.

Mini Dulli: Manegylc? That guy should be here in an asylum.

Joey: Tell me about it.

Mini Dulli: Forget him. Let's concentrate on the tag team defense against 2 idiots.

Joey: Yeah. You're right.

(Bell rings)

Beavis: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! Like this is cool.

Butthead: HUHUHUHUH!!!! Shut up Beavis. It's time to kick some ass.

Mini Dulli: You mean like this. (Kicks Beavis in the butt so hard, Mini Dulli's foot got stuck) hey! Let my foot go.

Beavis: Let my ass go.

Mini Dulli: Time to tag in. (Tags in Joey)

Joey: Let me get your foot out. (Pulls Mini Dulli's foot out of Beavis butt) let's see what you got.

Beavis: No way! (Tags in Butthead)

Butthead: HUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!! Like, it's time to kick your ass. (Fights back, but all his moves that hit Joey don't even hurt him) like this guy can't be hurt.

Joey: Shut up, dumbass.

Beavis: TAG ME! TAG ME!

Butthead: Alright. (Tags in Beavis)

Beavis: Alright! (Eats sugar and becomes Corn Holio) I'm the great Corn Holio. I need teepee for me bumhole.

Joey: What? Forget this. (Tags Mini Dulli in)

Mini Dulli: Come and get some, Corn Holio.

Beavis: (As Corn Holio) do not despise the great Corn Holio. You shall be punished for that. (Grabs Mini Dulli and throws him onto the steel floor)

Mini Dulli: AAHHHHHHH!!!!! (Hits the floor face first)

(In the booth)

Sean: Just to remind you, the floor has no padding. So people can die when they hit the floor.

(In the ring)

Beavis: (As Corn Holio) Corn Holio will make…

Butthead: Shut up Beavis!

Beavis: (Back to himself) whoa! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! I kicked some ass.

Mini Dulli: (Gets up and gets back into the ring) that's what you think. (Grabs Beavis and smashes him into the mat.) Joey, now!

Joey: (Pulls out MUHPIC) you got it.

Mini Dulli: Fire!

Joey: You got it. (Fires and kills Beavis and Butthead)

(In the booth, everyone is in shock)

(Bell rings)

Sean: The winners of this match, Mini Dulli and Joey!

(In the booth)

Manegylc: What was that?

Gunlord: That was Joey's MUHPIC! That weapon practically kills everything in its path.

Manegylc: (Grabs Joey) can I have that?

Joey: No!

Sean: Manegylc. If you keep this up, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Manegylc: OK. (grabs TAB in the butt)

TAB: (SREAMS) He's doing it again.

Sean: One more time and out you go.

Manegylc: It won't happen again. I promise.

Sean: It better not. Well, our next match is a rematch in the battle of the AL's when Al Gore fights "Weird Al" Yankovic.

BIG_DADDY: Hey, who won the first time they fought?

Sean: Al Gore. I guess its pay back time for Yankovic.

Nighttrain: Good thing I don't listen to that crap anymore.

TAB: You listened to Al Yankovic?

Nighttrain: Yeah. So what? Big deal.

Sean: Well, weather you like his music or not, let's get this match started.

(Bell rings)

Gore: I'm gonna kick your ass just like I did last time on Celebrity Deathmatch.

(In the booth)

Gunlord: Did he just say Celebrity Deathmatch?

Sean: Yes he did.

Gunlord: I used to watch that show when it was on the air.

Sean: Cool.

(In the ring)

Yankovic: Let's chop off some arms with this weapon.

(In the booth)

TAB: Is that what I think it is.

Nighttrain: It is. It's a deadly accordion chainsaw.

BIG_DADDY: No way!

Manegylc: It's funny.

BIG_DADDY: Shut up.

(In the ring)

Yankovic: Gonna cut up some Gore chops.

Gore: That wasn't funny. In fact, that didn't even make any sense.

Yankovic: Let me show you. (He chops Gore into bits and pieces that everyone could eat) Come and get it!

(Bell rings)

Sean: The winner of this match, "Weird Al" Yankovic.

(In the booth)

Gunlord: That seemed pretty stupid.

(BIG_DADDY yawns from boredom)

Nighttrain: I wonder if the last match is better than that match.

Sean: It is.

Manegylc: Is it some freaks like the Germans.

Gunlord: Get him out of here.

Joey: I know.

Sean: I can't and no, this match does not include the Germans. This match features Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario.

Joey: Again?

BIG_DADDY: We're getting sick and tired of this rivalry.

Gunlord: Yeah, have a different match.

Sean: Hold on. This is an electrical steel cage match.

Nighttrain: (Yawns) that's boring.

Sean: But the thing is we have a special referee.

Joey: What?

Gunlord: You got to be kidding.

Sean: I'm not and I've chose my ref.

BIG_DADDY: Please not me, please not me, please not me.

Sean: TAB!

TAB: What?

(Everyone laughs at her)

TAB: I thought we were friends Sean.

Sean: We are.

TAB: I can't do this.

Sean: Do it just this once and I'll never pick you again.

TAB: Fine. (She leaves the booth and enters the cage)

(In the cage)

Sonic: Woo, they send in a chick for a major match?

Mario: That's a the funniest thing I've ever saw.

(Bell rings)

Sonic: Come and get me plumber.

Mario: You a got it. (Both attack at the same time and knock each other down)

Sonic: Good for the first round.

Mario: I can understand that a.

Sonic: Here we go. (Attack each again and again knock each other down.) I'm getting sick of this. Take this. (Hits Mario with a spindash, but knocks TAB down as well) sorry. (doesn't pay attention and gets hit by Mario.)

Mario: Youa better pay a bit more attention. (Hits Sonic down. TAB gets up, but falls down again from Mario's attack)

TAB: That's it! I'm sick of you two knocking me down.

Sonic: We didn't even see you there.

TAB: Well take this. (She grabs both Sonic and Mario and throws them onto the side of the cage. The both of them get fried and die at the same time.)

(Bell rings)

Sean: I guess the winner of this match is TAB!

TAB: Damn straight.

Sean: Well, that's it for today, for TAB, BIG_DADDY, Nighttrain, Joey, Gunlord, Mini Dulli and crew, I'm Sean saying see you in Las Vegas for our next PPV event on the WDF!