Crossover With Non-anime Series Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Cannonball Run 3 World Tour ❯ The Mysterious Letter ( Prologue )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Author's Note: Here's an explanation for those who've never heard of the Cannonball Run:

Back in the 80's a film called 'The Cannonball Run' was released. This was about an anything-goes, all-stops-out (and not forgetting highly illegal) race competition. Many signed to enter. This film boasted a star studded cast as well, with actors such as Roger Moore, Farrah Fawcett, Burt Reynolds, Dom Deluise, Jackie Chan, Jamie Farr, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr.. Then later 'Cannonball Run 2 was released. This had pretty much the same plot as the first one but it brought more stars into the race such as Richard Kiel (Jaws from James Bond), Frank Sinatra, Shirley MacLaine, Don Knotts, Telly Savalas, Catherine Bach, Susan Anton, Jim Nabors and many of those from the Godfather movies. Though the two 'Cannonball Run' movies weren't a great success, I think they're both pretty awesome films in my view. I suggest you try renting both films at Blockbuster Video and prepare yourself for a treat.

The racing vehicles do not belong to me. They belong to MASK and Vor-Tech. If you're having problem picturing the vehicles, perhaps these links will help you.

I do not own anything (and Titus and Fa-Li belong to Catalina) and I do not intend to use any real life people in this fic seriously. Apologies for any inaccuracies as well.


The Mysterious Letter

"Hey, JJ." Said one of his workers. "How long now has it been since that race?"

JJ McClure bobbed his head out from the car's engine that he was examining. He sighed and tried to think back to that year. It only seemed like yesterday when the second Cannonball Run had finished. But that all went almost two decades ago.

"Too long. Too long." He answered shaking his head. "Me and Victor have promised not to race in another Cannonball since, gosh, those were the days. I guess they really changed the hell out of us. And we came out with nothing. Oh, well."

"JJ! Come here quick!" Cried Victor scampering across their large garage store. "This is so amazing!"

"What is it, Victor?" JJ moaned "Is this about your hamster again?"

"Come! Look at this! You're not gonna believe your eyes!" Victor handed JJ an open envelope.

"This better not be another one of those damn chain letters." JJ slipped out the white paper inside. It said:

Dear JJ McClure and Victor Prinzey,

You have been invited to become the head managers of the next Cannonball race. You two are the finest people I have seen in the last few races and it would be an honor if you could join me and bring the Cannonball back to the streets. I know this may be a little scary yet exciting for you. But please have a think about it, and when you're ready, head to New York City to meet me and my crew. I'll be waiting.

Best Wishes,

Brock Yates

"So, what do you think?" Victor could already see JJ wide smile on his face. He was already looking down at the last message.

PS Welcome to the Cannonball Run World Tour.

Prize: $100,000,000

The two ex-racers looked at each other in delight. Their joy rose rapidly like a volcano and they exploded out in laughter.

…The third Cannonball Run had just begun…

…Somewhere in the highway deserts…

Bob Hoskins (as Eddie Valiant from Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Pierce Brosnan (as James Bond 007)

Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Team Rocket (Jesse, James and Meowth from Pokemon)

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

Corvax the Terrible Sheik (Muzzy)

'What do you say when there are no words?

Feel it.

Feel a song that's never been heard.

Sing it.

How do you know when you hear the call.


What do you do when you've done it all?'

A white Countach car runs at about 155 miles per hour. It then stops by a speed limit sign. The doors fling open revealing four women. Lara Croft and Amara, in black leather bodysuits, and Michelle and Joanna Dark, in purple leather bodysuits, got out of their white Lamborghini Countach car called the Stiletto. Joanna went up to the speed limit sign and saw that the limit was 55 miles per hour. She then got out a sign and stuck it on the speed limit sign, making the speed limit 155 miles per hour. Lara whistled at Joanna as she heard sirens of police cars becoming louder. Joanna, Amara, Michelle and Lara quickly jumped back into the Stiletto. When they were all seated, Lara drove off with five police cars on their tail.


Cannonball Run 3 World Tour

(The Director's Cut)

'Ball. Ball.

Cannonball. Cannonball.

Cannonball! Cannonball! Cannonball!

It's not what you do,

It's how you do it.

Be anything you wanna be.

It's not what you got,

It's how you use it.

You be you,

And I'll be me.

It's just a matter of style.

You can't fake it.

Mile after mile,

Feeling free.

If you've got the soul,

You can make it.

Move a mile. Move a mile.

Let 'em role. Let 'em role.

From sea to shining sea!

Ball. Ball.



Joanna Cassidy (as Dolores from Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Nick Fury (Marvel Comics)

Batman (DC Comics)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Spawn (Spawn)

Woody (Toy Story)

Jesse (Toy Story 2)

Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)

Corey Feldman (as Tommy from Friday The 13th)

Danielle Harris (as Jamie from Halloween)

Goten (from Dragon Ball GT, not to be confused with Gohan)

Sailor Mercury (Amy from Sailor Moon)

Sailor Saturn (Hotaru from Sailor Moon)

Donald Duck (Disney Cartoons)

Goofy (Disney Cartoons)

Wild E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)

Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)

Holly (Monster Rancher)

Heero Yuy (Gundam Wing)

Sakura Kinomoto (Card Captor Sakura)

Flint Hammerhead (Flint the Time Detective)

Rocky Hammerhead (Flint the Time Detective)

Hitomi Kanzaki (Escaflowne)

Ranma Saotome (Ranma ½)

Mihoshi (Tenchi Muyo)

Kiyone (Tenchi Muyo)

Hello Kitty (Hello Kitty)

White Ranger (Power Rangers)

Mike Tyson

Lord Sauron (The Lord Of The Rings)

Dr. Slump (Dr. Slump)

Ga-Chan (Dr. Slump)

Arale Norimaki (Dr. Slump)

Doraemon (Doraemon)

Squall Leonheart (Final Fantasy 8)

Seifer Almasy (Final Fantasy 8)

Yuffie Kisaragi (Final Fantasy 7)

Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy 7)

Alec Baldwin (as Mr. Conductor from Thomas the Tank Engine)

Beavis and Butthead (Beavis and Butthead)

Kermit the Frog (the Muppet Show)

Fozzie the Bear (the Muppet Show)

Gonzo (the Muppet Show)

Rizzo the Rat (the Muppet Show)

The Swedish Chef (the Muppet Show)

Britney Spears

Macaulay Culkin (as Richie Rich from Richie Rich)

Christina Ricci (as Elly May from the Beverly Hillbillies)

Wade Duck (Orson's Farm)

Bob Berosini's Orangutan (the limousine driver from Cannonball Run 2)

Dill Pickles (Rugrats)

R2-D2 (Star Wars)

C-3P0 (Star Wars)

Rosie (the Jetsons)

The Robot (Lost in Space)

Rainbow Brite (Rainbow Brite)

Bozo the Clown (Bozo the Clown)

Action Man (Action Man)

Lucky (101 Dalmatians)

Cadpig (101 Dalmatians)

Rolly (101 Dalmatians)

Spot (101 Dalmatians)

Speedy Gonzalez (Looney Tunes)

Tommy Lee Jones (as Agent K from Men In Black)

Will Smith (as Agent J from Men In Black)

David Duchovny (as Agent Moulder from X-Files)

Martian (Mars Attacks)

Another Martian (Mars Attacks)

Jamie Bell (as Billy Elliott from Billy Elliott)

Richard Simmons

Marcel Marceau

Billy Connelly

Hinata Wakaba (Rival Schools/Project Justice)

Sakura Kasugano (Street Fighter/Rival Schools)

Kyle Broslovsky (South Park)

Eric Cartman (South Park)

Stan Marshe (South Park)

Kenny McCormick (South Park)

Charles Manson (South Park)

Ivy (Soul Calibur)

Dream (DC Comics Vertigo)

Death (DC Comics Vertigo)

The Powerpuff Girls (Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup from the Powerpuff Girls)

Mel Brooks (as Abraham Lincoln)

Geoffrey Rush (as George Washington)

Joseph Fiennes (as William Shakespeare)

Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem)

The Digidestined (Tai, Davis, Sora, Matt, Izzy, Yolei, Cody, Catherine, Michael, Willis, Mina, Joe, Steve, Maria, Lola, Anna, Dingo, Lou, Chichos, The Hoi Brothers, Sam, Yuri, Mimi, Ken, T.K. and Kari from Digimon)

The Digimon (Agumon, Flerizamon, Veemon, Gatomon, Kawagamon, Armadillamon, Snimon, Unimon, Crabmon, Tortomon, Gotsumon, Hawkmon, Biyomon, Gabumon, Tentomon, Terriermon, Betamon, Wormmon, Meramon, Frigimon, Centaurmon, Gomamon, Octomon, Floramon, Palmon and Patamon from Digimon)

Jack Elam (as the weird doctor from the previous Cannonball Run films)

Evel Knievel

Inspector Clouseau (I don't mean Peter Sellers. I'm referring to the cartoon Inspector Clouseau from the Pink Panther cartoons)

Anna Kournikova

Mary Pierce

Gabriela Sabatini

Martin Hingis

Pete Sampras

Ren and Stimpy (Ren and Stimpy)

Bigfoot (there was a TV comedy series of Bigfoot (I think) when he was found and adopted by a family)

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin (WWF Smackdown)

Nemesis (Resident Evil)

Carmen Sandiego (Carmen Sandiego)

Homer Simpson (the Simpsons)

Bart Simpson (the Simpsons)

Steve Guttenberg (as Sergeant Mahoney from Police Academy)

Captain Haddock (Tintin)

Obelix (Asterix)

Robin Williams (as Popeye from Popeye)

Scuffy the Tugboat (Little Golden Book Land Friends)

Jerry Mouse (Tom and Jerry)

Sebastian (the Little Mermaid)

Gumby (Gumby)

Paul Reubens (as Pee Wee Herman from Pee Wee's Playhouse)

Ducky (the Land before Time)

Simon (Alvin and the Chipminks)

Bob the Builder (Bob the Builder)

Petrie (the Land Before Time)

Tom Hanks (as Michael O'Sullivan from Road To Perdition)

Whiskers the Cat (The Last Action Hero)

Elliot (Pete's Dragon)

Mel Gibson (as Mad Max from Mad Max)

Kevin Sorbo (as Hercules from Hercules)

Lucy Lawless (as Xena from Xena)

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic Adventure)

Tails (Sonic Adventure)

Knuckles (Sonic Adventure)

Mario (Super Mario 64)

Luigi (Mario Kart 64)

Link (The Legend of Zelda)

Yoruba (an African god)

Top Cat (Hanna-Barbera)

Snagglepuss (Hanna-Barbera)

Wally Gator (Hanna-Barbera)

Rocky (Chicken Run)

Snoopy (Charlie Brown)

Rocky and Bullwinkle (The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle)

Siegfried and Roy

Jim Carrey (in two roles as the Grinch from the Grinch and the Mask from the Mask)

Dick Dastardly (Wacky Races)

Muttley (Wacky Races)

Dishonest John (Bob Clampett's Beany and Cecil)

Beastly (Care bears)

Shrieky (Care Bears)

The Purple Pie Man (Strawberry Shortcake)

Macavity (CATS)

Robert DeNiro (as Fearless Leader from The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle)

Dark Paw (Paw Paw Bears)

Dustin Hoffman (as Peter Pan's treacherous Captain Hook from Steven Spielberg's Hook)

Durga (an Indian god)

Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island)

Elaine Threepwood (Monkey Island)

Freakazoid (Freakazoid)

Dan Akroyd (as Elwood Blues from the Blues Brothers)

Danny DeVito (as Jake Blues from the Blues Brothers)

Shorty (an adventurous banana from the French cartoon series the Fruities. I'm not sure if Shorty is really his name, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten his name)

Rolly (a clumsy and over confident pineapple from the Fruities as well)

Baby Lickety-Split (My Little Pony)

Tara Lipinski

Hadji (Johnny Quest)

Devon and Cornwall (Quest for Camelot)

Steve Irwin (the Crocodile Hunter)

Kirikou (a young brave African boy from the French animated film Kirikou et la Sorciere)

Baron Samedi (James Bond: Live and Let Die)

Alf (I think he might also be a Muppet. He had his own TV comedy show some years ago, dunno if any of you remember)

Tiger Woods

Gabrielle Reece

Joe Montana

David Beckham

Emperor Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove)

Alessa Gillespie (Silent Hill)

Dahlia Gillespie (Silent Hill)

Kim Kaphwan (Fatal Fury/King of Fighters)

Heishiro Mitsurugi (Soul Calibur)

Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)

Damon Wayans (as Major Payne from Major Payne)

Ken Griffey Jr.

Michael Schumacher

Leonardo DiCaprio

Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark)

Sailor Uranus (Amara in Sailor Moon)

Sailor Neptune (Michelle in Sailor Moon)

Hotep and Hoy (Prince of Egypt)

Doug E. Doug (Cool Runnings)

Leon (Cool Runnings)

Malik Yoba (Cool Runnings)

Rawle Lewis (Cool Runnings)

Eddy Gordo (Tekken 3)

Michael Jordan

Dr. Strangefate (Amalgam Comics)

The Twits (Roald Dahl's The Twits)

Mr. Worm (a worm who's a nerd. Actually I'm not really sure what his name is because he appears in an old Italian cartoon series called Lilliput Put, so I'm just going to call him Mr. Worm)

Samuel L. Jackson (as Shaft from Shaft)

Linka (Captain Planet)

Brendan Fraser (as Dudley Du-Right from Dudley Du-right)

Eddie Murphy (as the Holy Man from Holy Man)

Russell Crowe (as Maximus from Gladiator)

Tom Arnold (as Stanley Stupid from The Stupids)

Jessica Lundy (as Joan Stupid from The Stupids)

Bug Hall (as Buster Stupid from The Stupids)

Alex McKenna (as Petunia Stupid from The Stupids)

Kitty (The Stupids)

Xylophone (The Stupids)

Shrek (Shrek)

Michael Flatley

Speed Racer (Speed Racer)

Drew Barrymore (as angel Dylan from Charlie's Angels)

Cameron Diaz (as angel Natalie from Charlie's Angels)

Lucy Liu (as angel Alex from Charlie's Angels)

Mike Myers (as Fat Bastard from Austin Powers 2)

Edwin van der sar (a player for the Netherlands soccer team)

Dhalsim (Street Fighter)

Tim Allen (as Santa Clause from the Santa Clause)

Pingu (an Italian Penguin from Pingu)

Mario Lemieux

Ogo (from the Gogs. They're just a bunch of weird cavemen)

Oglas (the Gogs)

Igi (the Gogs)

Felix the Cat (Felix the cat)


Tim Roth (as General Thade from Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes)


Ali G (he's well known in the UK. He made a cameo appearance as the limousine driver in Madonna's music video 'Music')

"Headquarters. We're after a white Lamborghini." Said the police officer, "But hang on! It's got four good lookin' chicks!" Lara, Amara, Michelle and Joanna just laughed and waved at the police cars.

"YEEEHAW!!!!! Let's nail 'em!" said another police officer, "So much for boardin' them!" More and more police cars join in the chase after the white Lamborghini.


G.W. Bailey (as Captain Harris from Police Academy)

Lance Kinsey (as Proctor from Police Academy)

Glenn Close (as Mrs. Foyt. Any of you remember Mr. Foyt in the first Cannonball Run movie?)

Michael Clarke Duncan (as Attar from Tim Burton's Planet Of The Apes)

Unicron (Transformers)

Galvatron (Transformers)

Darkseid (DC Comics)

Thanos (Marvel Comics)

The Weasels (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Baby Herman (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Benny the Cab (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

William Shatner (as Captain Kirk from Star Trek)

Leonard Nimoy (as Spock from Star Trek)

Frank Oz (as Yoda from Star Wars)

The Turks (Tseng, Rude, Reno and Elena from Final Fantasy 7)

Robert Stack (Unsolved Mysteries)

Bill Murray (as Bosley from Charlie's Angels)

Gennai (from Digimon. I mean the young version of him. Not the old one)

Jigglypuff (Pokemon)

Misty (Pokemon)

Ryo (Digimon)

Malcolm McDowell (as Socrates)

Gary and Mike (Gary and Mike)

Montgomery Burns (the Simpsons)

Slappy (Goosebumps)


Burt Reynolds (as JJ McClure from the previous Cannonball Run films)


Dom DeLuise (as Victor Prinzey/Captain Chaos from the previous Cannonball Run films)

'What do you do when the mountain is there?

Move it.

How do you answer the challenging dare?

Take it.

When you're back's against the wall.

Feel it.

What do you do when you've done it all?

Ball. Ball.

Cannonball. Cannonball.

Cannonball! Cannonball! Cannonball!

It's not what you do,

It's how you do it.

Be anything you wanna be.

It's not what you got,

It's how you use it.

You be you.

And I'll be me.

It's just a matter of style.

You can't fake it.

Mile after mile,

Feeling free.

If you've got the soul,

You can make it.

Move a mile. Move a mile.

Let 'em role. Let 'em role.

From sea to shining sea!

Ball. Ball.


Also Starring:

Casper The Ghost (Casper)

Stephen Dorff (as Michael Myers from Halloween)

Kane Hodder (as Jason from Friday the 13th)

Myx (Amalagam Comics)

Skulk (Amalgam Comics)

Jade Nova (Amalgam Comics)

White Witch (Amalgam Comics)

Tomoyo (Card Captor Sakura)

Syaoran Li (Card Captor Sakura)

Meilin Li (Card Captor Sakura)

Kero (Card Captor Sakura)

Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

Trowa Barton (Gundam Wing)

Quatre Raberba Winner (Gundam Wing)

Judi Dench (as M from James Bond)

Chang Wufei (Gundam Wing)

Van Fanel (Escaflowne)

Angel (Angel)

Johnny Gomez (Celebrity Deathmatch)

Nick Diamond (Celebrity Deathmatch)

Ed Harris (as Jackson Pollock)

James (Thomas The Tank Engine)

Barbie (Barbie)

Samantha Bond (as Moneypenny from James Bond)

Sailor Pluto (Sailor Moon)

Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon)

Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon)

Sailor Venus (Sailor Moon)

Sailor Chibi Moon (Sailor Moon)

Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)

Kakyuu Princess (Sailor Moon)

Persian (Pokemon)

Toaster (The Brave Little Toaster)

Thomas (Thomas The Tank Engine)

Edward (Thomas The Tank Engine)

Toby (Thomas The Tank Engine)

Indigo (Rainbow Brite)

Smoke (Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue)

Hammy Sprite (Rainbow Brite)

Sailor Starfighter (Sailor Moon)

Sailor Starhealer (Sailor Moon)

Principal McVicker (Beavis and Butthead)

Tom Anderson (Beavis and Butthead)

Max Steel (Max Steel)

Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon)

Maggie Simpson (The Simpsons)

Buddy Blue (Rainbow Brite)

Champ Sprite (Rainbow Brite)

Gordon (Thomas The Tank Engine)

Tiffany (Rival Schools/Project Justice)

Natsu (Rival Schools/Project Justice)

Kyoko (Rival Schools/Project Justice)

Sailor Chibichibi (Sailor Moon)

Sailor Starmaker (Sailor Moon)

Akira (Rival Schools/Project Justice)

Ran (Rival Schools/Project Justice)

Cain and Abel (DC Comics Vertigo)

Henry (Thomas the Tank Engine)

Percy (Thomas The Tank Engine)

Starlite (Rainbow Brite)

Arbok (Pokemon)

Wheezing (Pokemon)

Professor Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)

Princess Sylvie (Muzzy)

Saruman (Lord Of The Rings)

Canary Yellow (Rainbow Brite)

Spark Sprite (Rainbow Brite)

Incho (Project Justice)

Zaki (Project Justice)

Yurika (Project Justice)

Momo (Project Justice)

Didi Pickles (Rugrats)

Stu Pickles (Rugrats)

Matt Damon (as Billy The Kid)

Miss Havisham (Great Expectations)

Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)

Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)

Amy (Sonic Adventure)

Yoshi (Mario 64)

Twink Sprite (Rainbow Brite)

Shy Violet (Rainbow Brite)

IQ Sprite (Rainbow Brite)

Patty O' Green (Rainbow Brite)

Lucky Sprite (Rainbow Brite)

Red Butler (Rainbow Brite)

Romeo Sprite (Rainbow Brite)

Lala Orange (Rainbow Brite)

OJ Sprite (Rainbow Brite)

Captain LeChuck (Monkey Island)

Bernard (Day Of The Tentacle)

Pokey (The Fruities)

Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)


Giovanni (Pokemon)


Charlie (Charlie's Angels)

"Block the damn road!"

Too late. The Stiletto had already passed the police car that was lazing about on the side of the road.

"You got any other bright ideas?"


Blink 182


Christpoher Lloyd (as Ludwing von Beethoven)

Chester Cheetah (Cheetos commercials)

Marilyn Manson

Jennifer Aniston (Friends)

Mirai Ozora (Moldiver)

Mariah Carey

Tom Jones

The 3 Tenors (Carreras, Domingo and Pavarotti)

Grover Washington Jr.


Backstreet Boys

Bill Withers

Ray Charles

Conker (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

Berri (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

The Snowman (Raymond Brigg's The Snowman)

Eric Clapton

Kida (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)

Jay Leno

David Letterman

Monty Python (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

Burt Bacharach

Oprah Winfrey

Blinx (Blinx: The Time Sweeper)

Big Bird (Sesame Street)

Tom Green (Tom Green Show)

Jerry Springer (Jerry Springer Show)

Count von Count (Sesame Street)

Bert (Sesame Street)

Ernie (Sesame Street)

Alice Cooper

Tarzan (Disney's Tarzan)

Yo-Yo Ma

Ringo Starr

Waldo (Where's Waldo?)

Busta Rhymes

Judy Funnie (Doug)


Fatboy Slim


The Jackson 5 (Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marion and Michael)

'Cannonball! Cannonball! Cannonball!

It's not what you do,

It's how you do it.

Be anything you wanna be.

It's not what you got,

It's how you use it.

You be you.

And I'll be me.

It's just a matter of style.

You can't fake it.

Mile after mile,

Feeling free.

If you've got the soul,

You can make it.

Move a mile. Move a mile.

Let 'em role. Let 'em role.

From sea to shining sea!

Ball. Ball.


With Special Appearances By:

Kenan Thompson (Kenan and Kel)

Kel Mitchell (Kenan and Kel)

Tony Hawk

Eddie Izzard


Washu (Tenchi Muyo)

Cassidy (Pokemon)

Butch (Pokemon)

Pamela Anderson

Captain Underpants (Captain Underpants)

Pippi Long-Stocking (Pippi Long-Stocking)

The Little Rascals (The Little Rascals)

Aya Brea (Parasite Eve)

Holly Wood (Cool World)

Speed Buggy (Speed Buggy)

Sharky and George (Sharky and George)

Sam n' Max (Sam n' Max)

Smurfette (The Smurfs)

Rowan Atkinson (as Lord Blackadder from Blackadder Back and Forth)

Tony Robinson (as Baldrick from Blackadder Back and Forth)

Miranda Richardson (as Elizabeth from Blackadder Back and Forth)

Tim McInnerny (as Darling from Blackadder Back and Forth)

Hugh Laurie (as George from Blackadder Back and Forth)

Stephen Fry (as Melchett from Blackadder Back and Forth)

Rik Mayall (as Flashheart from Blackadder Back and Forth)

Robert Englund (as Freddy Krueger from Nightmare On Elm Street)

Lilo and Stitch (Lilo and Stitch)

Rescue Heroes (Rescue Heroes)

Ten Cents (Tugs)

Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)

Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

Titus (Sink To The Bottom With You)

Fa-Li (Sink To The Bottom With You)

Spaceballs (Spaceballs)

Budgie (Budgie The Little Helicopter)

Jim Varney (as Ernest from the Ernest films)

Robinson Crusoe (Robinson Crusoe)

Kain (Command And Conquer)

Agent 009 (Pokemon)

Jamie Oliver

Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)

Steven Spielberg

Toejam and Earl (Toejam and Earl)

Peter Weller (as Robocop from Robocop)

Arnold Schwarzenegger (as the Terminator from The Terminator)

The Moomins (The Moomins)

Adon (Street Fighter)

Sagat (Street Fighter)

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Morrigan (Darkstalkers)

Lilith (Darkstalkers)

Aslan the Lion (The Narnia Chronicles)

Tim Adams (Sunset Beach)

Sarah Buxton (Sunset Beach)

Alex Borstein (as Ms. Swan from MAD TV)

Harry Potter (Harry Potter)

David Suchet (as Hercule Poirot from Poirot)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Angela Anaconda (Angela Anaconda)

Herbie (The Love Bug)

Alien (Aliens)

Predator (Predator)

The Lost Vikings (Eric, Baleog and Olaf from The Lost Vikings)

Jeanne Moreau (as Elly Kedward from The Blair Witch)

Harrison Ford (as Indiana Jones from Indiana Jones)

Stephen King

Bill Gates

Anthony Hopkins (as Hannibal Lecter from Hannibal)

Gizmo (Gremlins)

Howard Stern

Antonio Banderas (As Zorro from The Mask Of Zorro)

Alan Tracy (Thunderbirds)

David Hasselhoff (Baywatch)

Arnold Vosloo (as Imhotep from the Mummy)

Gary Oldman (as the dreaded Dracula)

Melissa Joan Hart (as Sabrina the Teenage Witch from Sabrina the Teenage Witch)

Nick Bakay (as Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch)

Brock Yates


John Travolta (as the President)


Jack Nicholson (as Mr. X, of whom I've made up)

The white Lamborghini had disappeared.

"Headquarters. We are still in pursuit of the white Lamborghini." Said a police officer.

"Car 42, you've been in pursuit for two hours. Another five minutes and you'll be in Arizona."

"Yeah? And we're going to stay in pursuit until we catch them."

"It didn't take us that long to find a Dilinger." Said another police officer.

Unknown to the police cars, a raid plane and an attack chopper were hovering above them. Lara and Joanna, in the chopper looked at Amara and Michelle to see how they were doing in raid plane. The four smiled at each other as they flew on.



Hey yeah, now,

Cannonball. Cannonball. Cannonball. Cannonball. Cannonball. Cannonball. Cannonball. Cannonball.


CANNONBALL!!!!!!!! Cannonball. CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!! Cannonball.'

('Cannonball' by Ray Stevens)

Author's Note: Well, I hope you like the new cast. Expect more later. Ja ne!

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