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Tales of Revenge and Sweet Snow

"Revenge Wars: Attack of the Kuramas Part I"

Written by: Jesscheaux

Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, Yu Yu Hakusho or any of the characters, except Jessi who is me. I also do not own any of the authors that I use in this fic, they own themselves! ^.^

Author's notes: Here we go everybody!!! The 5 Kuramas have finally come to terms with being cloned and are joining together in an alliance to get back everyone who ever thought they were a girl! We also get to meet a few new characters as the rest of the Kuramas finally find love! Look out world...IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE KURAMAS!
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Not that long ago, in a galaxy not too far away....



There has been an uprising amongst the Spirit Detectives,
Two of them have been cloned and one in particular we look
at: Kurama, aka Shuiichi Minamino, the pretty-boy. Tired of
being called a girl and stalked by millions of rabid fangirls
the Kuramas join forces against the world. How much longer
can they be held back from unleashing their madness on the
world...we can only watch and wait.


* * *


Original Kurama paced in his living room, his four clones watching anxiously.

He cleared his throat, "Gentlemen..."

They all leaned forward.

"We are gathered here today in the name of revenge!" his eyes flashed briefly with a glint of evil, "As you all know, we are constantly being mistaken for girls, either that or chased by more girls than you can shake a stick at. And I for one have suffered through the other's revenge...first being chased and clawed at by thousands of fangirls, then forced to play the part of a ridiculous Tinman...then CLONED!!!!"

The other Kuramas looked at each other and then back at the original, "It was for the best! We're all brothers now." one spoke.

"I suppose, Kurama...but you just don't know what it's like."

"I beg to differ."

"Don't start with him, he's getting ready to pull out the rose." another one interjected.

"Settle down!" Original Kurama stopped them from their banter once more, "As I was saying...this is all too much for me to handle, and it's time that I get my just desserts. We'll all get revenge! On the world, on KOENMA, on everyone who has done us wrong! Let us join our powers together, my brothers, and we will be UNSTOPPABLE!" Kurama finished passtionately and held his rose high into the air.

The others sweatdropped.

He twirled it through his delicate fingers as he brought it down and placed it back in his hair, "But first, I have a date tonight!" he smiled warmly at his clones and went to get his jacket, "Angel and I are going to see a movie. Something with the word 'War' in it, I can't remember what, but she seemed intent on seeing it. I'll see you all later!"

The others began talking amongst themselves and two of the Kuramas got up and tried to sneak out of the room.

"Where are you going, Kurama?"

"Why Kurama, I'm going out."

"Out where?"

"Out with..." he blushed, "Lizz." a dreamy look passed over his face.

"Earth to Kurama." one of his brothers waved a hand in front of his face.

"Oh yes! Well anyway, I'll see you guys later. Goodbye." he hurried out the door and skipped down the walkway. Kurama really loved Lizz.

The other Kurama headed for the door too, when the two remaining Kuramas ambushed him and dragged him back over to the sofa.

"Oh no you don't, you guys aren't leaving us alone again."

"It's a Friday night, fellows! I promised my Kaydn we'd go out." he pouted at his brethren to release their grip.

A twin sigh emitted from the two bishonen as they released the other Kurama and sat on the sofa and folded their arms in unison, "It isn't fair." they recited.


"Why are we always left alone?" one sighed.

"Who knows. Why don't we go out anyway, I'm sure we could find something to do. I know, how about a game of pool?"

"It's better than sitting here, I'm with you."

They both got their jackets and headed for the local pool hall.


* * *


Deep in the shadows, something is lurking. Just when you thought it was over...guess again!

SLAM!

A dark object fell out of thin air on top of the switch to the cloning machine in Koenma's secret lab. It was a lone figure. He stood up and brushed his black cape off, surveying his surroundings. Where was he, and how did he get here?

A thought crept into his mind, something that must be satisfied immediately....SWEET SNOW CRAVING!!!

Hiei, fresh from the destroyed alternate dimension, rushed out of the lab to find his favorite food.

But little did he know...something was left behind. Remains of DNA from the time that Koenma cloned the original Hiei were still left in the cloning machine. And it was running.

The loud humming stopped abruptly as the door opened, hissing steam. Two figures came out this time, made from the remnants of Hiei's DNA.

Dear God, there are three more Hieis now!

The primal urge for sweet snow overwhelmed the short fire demons and they went their separate ways, not seeming to notice they weren't alone.


* * *


"Back off, twerp! I don't want to use my Spirit Sword on you...but I will if I have to!" Kuwabara yelled to a Hiei that was advancing on him.

"Perish the thought." the Hiei answered back sarcastically as he got out his katana and licked the blade (A/N: Ever notice how all evil sword-weilding guys or girls HAVE to do that?)

Kuwabara shuddered as the other three Hiei's surrounded him and kept coming closer, each cackling evilly.

Alternate Kuwabara was with him, "Uh Uh Uh....what are we gonna do?!!!"

"Man, this is alot more than I bargained for...I never guessed there would be so many!"

"Time to die, Buffoons!" the four Hiei's said all at once.

They crouched down, death in their eyes when:

"STOP!!!!!!!" a female voice rang out so loudly that the Hieis covered their sensitive ears.

"What the--" one said, only to be cut off by a kick to the face. (A/N: Forgive me Hiei fans and girlfriends!)

The figure with the 'Bad Girl' shirt preceeded to whoop all four Hieis and knock them out cold. The two Kuwabaras sighed with relief and slumped to the ground briefly.

"Kuwabara!!!" Lisa ran over to Alternate Kuwa-kun and threw her arms around him, "Are you alright?! Tell me you're ok!" she put a hand to his forehead and pushed his bangs out the way.

Kuwa-kun gave her giant grin as he put his arms around her, "I'm good! Thanks to you..." He whispered.

Lisa smiled back as she leaned up to kiss him when:

"KAZUMA!!!!!!" Jessi's voice rang out and she came running in at full speed, crashing into her very own Kuwabara with an 'Oof!'

"Hey Jessi."

"Oh there you are!" she looked down to see four unconsious Hiei's, "Someone's been busy.." she looked at Lisa and grinned, "YOU GO GIRL!!!!!"

"Thanks!" the girls high-fived each other.

"You're not human are you?" Alternate Kuwabara asked his beloved.

"Don't be silly, of course I'm human." she winked.

"Lisa, you rock!" Jessi said. The two of them had become good friends after they met at Koenma's party. They both loved Kuwabara so much that they couldn't help but become friends! Jessi had a particular dislike for Hiei that Lisa often shared. They couldn't stand the bashing of their Kuwa-kuns.

"Man, I'm hungry!" Jessi whined, holding a hand to her stomach, "Let's go get something to eat, guys!"

"Sounds good to me!" both Kuwabaras chimed. The two were like twin brothers, with the same name! Somehow, Jessi and Lisa never got them mixed up.

At the restaurant, they would often get asked if they were sisters, and people were quite amused by the tall red-haired 'twins'. Kuwabara and Kuwabara did everything and/or said everything in unison when they were together quite frequently.

They were both stuffing their faces with pizza at the moment. Jessi frowned, "Hey Kazuma, how come those Hieis were attacking you like that?"

He looked up from his feast, "Beats me, I guess the shrimps just really don't like us!"

"Well, I really don't like THEM!"

Kuwa2 froze in mid-bite and whipped his head around from side to side, trying to see if anyone was behind him. He shuddered.

"The 'tickle feeling'?" Kazuma-kun asked his alternate self, quite familiar with the feeling.

"No...it's Hiei." he answered.

"AGAIN?! I thought Lisa took care of them!"

"Those were the clones...this Hiei is well, the one from my dimension..."

"You're kidding! GREAT! ANOTHER SHRIMP!"

"Um...not only that, but..." his voice lowered to a barely audible whisper, "I sensed two more new ones."

"GAH!" Kuwabara fell over in his chair.

Jessi helped him up, "Freaking heck! I can't believe this. That's just what the world needs, more Hieis..." she shook her head in distaste.

"Why does everyone love Hiei so much anyway?" Lisa asked.

"I dunno, maybe they dig short, evil little men with freaky hairstyles." her Kuwabara answered.

"I don't dig him at all!" Jessi snorted.

"Good thing too." Kazuma wrapped an arm around her shoulder, "Cuz then I'd have to kill him. Well...all 8 of him now I guess." he scratched his head.

"Heh!" she poked him in the chest, "You're so cute when you're possessive."

He blushed.

"And when you blush."

He blushed more, "Jessi!!!"

"Hehehe, you're just too cute!" she ruffled his hair playfully.

"Hmmm." mused the other Kuwabara, "If Hiei and me came from that dimension, then I wonder where Urameshi is?"

"Gah! Another Urameshi!" Kazuma yelled, "Well, it can't be any worse than 8 Hieis."

"You can say that again."


* * *


SNAP CRACKLE POP!

The compact communicator buzzed to life in Yusuke's pocket. He whipped it out and opened it, getting strange looks from women around him.

"Yeah, what."

Botan's cheery face appeared, "Now Yusuke, is that any way to talk to a lady?"

"Who said I was talking to a lady?" he answered cockily.

Botan's oar reached through time and space and whammed him upside the head through the communicator.

Yusuke's eyes went all swirly.

"Serves you right. ANYWAAAAYYYY! I'm calling you about a new mission."

"Greeeeeattttt."

"Now don't be that way, Yusuke!"

"Whatever, get on with it, I'm busy." He was heading over to the beach to meet Thiny.

"Sure you are. Koenma wants you and Thiny to go to the Makai."

"Whyyyy?" he asked skeptically.

"Because..." she trailed off and looked up.

"Because why?"

"Because um...well...There'sariceballshortageandhewantsyoutogogethimsomefromtheMakai becausehe'stoolazytodoit!" she finished in one breath, as fast as she possibly could.

"WHAT?!!! RICE BALL SHORTAGE? GIMME A FREAKING BREAK BOTAN! I am NOT going to do that." he turned his head to the right, and his 3-carat CZ earring blinged into the communication mirror.

Botan covered her eyes, "YUSUKE I'M GOING BLIND, TURN BACK AND FACE ME!"

"Phhhsssst!"

"Why are you still wearing that anyway! I think it's safe to take it out now."

Yusuke slicked back his hair, "Nah, I kinda got used to it. Makes me look cool."

"Uh huh...well, Koenma is very impatient, I need you to get on that mission right away."

"HA! You can tell the toddler not to hold his pacifier breath! CUZ THIS DETECTIVE AIN'T NO SUCKER!"

Botan fumed, "Fine! I was supposed to do it anyway..."

"BOTAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!"

"Oops! Did I say that out loud? Gottgobye!" CLICK!

"Some Grim Reaper she is." Yusuke shrugged and put away his communication mirror then spotted Thiny up ahead.

"HEY!!!" she yelled to him waving her hands in the air.

"What up, girl?" Yusuke strode over and sat next to her on one of the beaches that faced the ocean.

"Nothing Yusuke, I just missed you is all."

He put his arm around her and they both smiled. (It's a great day to be alive) he thought.


* * *


"So, what next?" FuzzyD asked his girlfriend as she was writing something in a rather large notebook.

"Hmm..." Keiko wrote down another sentence then held the notebook up, "Something's missing."

"Lemme see." Fuzzy Demon read what she wrote and nodded thoughtfully, "It looks pretty good to me!"

You see, they were planning revenge on Yusuke (Isn't everyone?) and Keiko was trying to come up with the perfect plan.

"Well, this part is my favorite, but something's missing right here."

"Not cruel enough?"

"Yes...that's it!" Keiko wrote down a few more things and showed them to FuzzyD.

"Yeah! Now THAT is awesome."

Keiko grinned evvvvviiiiiillllly, "Just you wait Yusuke Urameshi, I'll get you yet!"

They both started laughing wickedly.


* * *


"8 ball in the corner pocket." Kurama announced to his twin opponent as he chalked up his cue.

"You'll never make that shot." the other Kurama countered. They were both dressed identically in their rose-colored school uniforms and were playing pool at the local game arcade.

"Watch me." He added a little spirit energy to his cue and the ball curved and went straight into the desired pocket.

The other Kurama smirked, "You cheated."

He smiled back innocently.

A pair of young women had been watching the two from close by, impressed by their game, and their looks ;)

"I wanna go talk to them." one girl said.

"No! I'm too nervous!" the other one objected.

"Come on girl! I have to find out if they're twins."

"Well, if you insist..."

The first girl was followed by the second and they both walked up to the pool table, slightly surprising the Kuramas.

"Hi, I'm Zam Kenobi and I couldn't help but notice you guys play really well! I also have a bet running with my friend Cheeto here. Are you guys twins or identical cousins?"

"We get that alot." The first Kurama answered, "I guess you could say that we're twins." He winked over at his counterpart.

"Cool! Twins that can play an awesome game of pool!" Zam Kenobi accidentally rhymed her words.

"Are you a demon?" Kurama asked her, noticing the dog ears on top of her head.

Zam blushed, "Yep! 100% dog demon." Zam Kenobi had dark blue eyes, and her long blue hair was pulled back in a ponytail. She smiled warmly at Kurama, "You're a demon too, aren't you?"

Kurama nodded, "I'm a fox demon, this is my human form."

"Ah, I wondered about that, but I could definetly tell you're a fox. I've got the nose! Hmm.." she reached up and brushed some fuzz off Kurama's shoulder, "Sorry, you had something on your shirt, gotta clean!" She grabbed his cue and wiped the part at the top free of chalk before she knew what she was doing.

"Uh, thanks Zam..I think."

"Oops sorry! I tend to clean obsessively. You know kinda like that guy on 'The Odd Couple'."

Meanwhile, the girl called Cheeto was talking to the other Kurama. "So you're Kurama too?" she asked.

"Yes, and you're Cheeto, right?"

"That's me! But how come you and your brother have the same name?"

Kurama sweatdropped, "Let's just say our parents were very unoriginal."

"Hehe! Kind of like that Nicklodeon show called 'Pete and Pete', huh? Guess it was just easier for them to remember."

Kurama smiled, "Indeed."

Cheeto looked up at Kurama with her blue eyes. She had to look up pretty far, being that she was really really short. Cheeto also had orange hair and was a type of demon called an illusionist. (Think Mystique from X-men.)

"It looks like we're all demons." Kurama observed.

"Yeah! What a coincidence! I'm an illusionist myself."

"Ah, intriguing. Say Cheeto, would you and your friend care to join us for a game of pool?"

"Sounds good, Kurama!" she giggled and felt herself blush (WHAT A BISHIE!) she thought.

They played a few games of pool, the Kuramas winning one and losing one.

"Good game guys!" Cheeto exclaimed.

GROWL!!!!

Zam covered her stomach as she flushed red, "OMG so sorry! I'm just absolutely STARVING!!!!"

"Some refreshments would be nice." said Kurama.

They went to the snack bar where Zam began cramming everything she possibly could into her mouth. She had nachos, corndogs, french fries, a taco, a slice of pizza, a hamburger, and a large ice cream sundae. She polished them all off and went back for seconds.

"Mmmmmmmmm....." Zam drooled over her food.

"Aren't you full yet?" Kurama who had been delicately eating a hamburger asked.

"Not really, I could eat all day."

Kurama was really amused by this dog demon and decided he wanted to get to know her more, "Zam?"

She looked up from her food for a moment and wiped her mouth, "Uh huh?"

"Do you think maybe you would like to go out sometime?" He asked nervously.

Zam grinned, "Sure Kurama! That sounds like a lot of fun."

Cheeto and the other Kurama were talking too:

"And I found that it's best to lightly mist the bonsai every morning, then keep it in the sun a few hours." Kurama told Cheeto about his latest development on how to care for bonsai trees.

"Really? I thought watering them MORE would do the trick."

"That's a common misconception."

"Ah, thanks for the tip! You're better than Martha Stewart!"

Kurama chuckled, "We should do this again sometime, Cheeto."

"You mean...go out?"

He nodded.

"Alright, Kurama. It's a date!" she handed him her phone number, "Well, Zam and I should be going." she pried Zam away from the mounds of food, "Stupid curfew dontcha know."

"CHEEEETOOOOO NOOO!!!" Zam writhed, trying to get back to her unfinished portions of food.

"It was really great meeting ya'll and I'll talk to YOU," she pointed to Kurama, "Later. Ja!"

Zam smiled and put her hand up to her ear, shaping it like a phone, "Call me." she mouthed to Kurama who waved to her.

The Kuramas left the arcade grinning.


* * *


Back at the ice cream parlor:


Mirganosle..oh I forget the name! Anyway, the ice cream shop with the really long name was having quite a successful day. Customers were in and out all day long. The manager had been going to therapy ever since that fateful day when Hiei ran in and demanded ice cream. She remembered that day all too well.

Angela (the manager) took a deep breath and greeted the next customer, "Welcome! What can I get for you today?"

The girl thought for a moment and then replied, "The usual, Ange."

"Ah yes, a strawberry cone. Coming right up!"

Rei was a regular customer at Mirgan...oh you know what I mean! She came there at least once a day to fill her craving for sweet snow. Rei had straight light purple hair that came just past her back and bright amber-gold eyes. She was relatively short too and wearing low-cut black pants with a red belt, black combat boots, a black tanktop belly shirt and a black choker. She also had a black tattoo design on her upper right arm.

DING DING!

The little bell on the door announced the arrival of a new customer. Angela was just handing Rei her cone when she saw the stoic figure, complete with a menacing shadow.

She dropped the ice cream on the counter and clenched her fists and shut her eyes and started chanting ala 'Finding Nemo', "Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place, FOR GOD'S SAKE FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!!" Angela ran out the room and into the back for none other than Hiei was standing there smirking.

"My reputation precedes me." the Hiei from the destroyed alternate dimension stated to noone in particular.

Rei was a bit freaked out and turned around to face the 'intruder'. Her eyes widened in surprise. A boy was black spiky hair and blood red eyes was what the manager was afraid of. (Hmm, he's cute.) she thought to herself, (Gotta love that ensemble.) she referred to his all-black outfit, being a fan of black herself, obviously.

Hiei stormed up to the counter and folded his arms, "COME OUT WOMAN! I NEED SWEET SNOW NOW!!!!"

"GO AWAY!!!!" the terrified voice screamed from the back.

Hiei slammed his fists on the counter.

A random patron pulled out their cell phone, ready to call the cops. Rei sensed this and announced, "Don't. I'll take care of it."

"Excuse me." she said casually to the sweet-snow crazed boy.

He turned and looked at her with something close to hate, when his eyes widened briefly, taking in her appearance. And he liked what he saw. "Hn." he mentally slapped himself for 'checking out' this girl beside him.

"I'm Rei." she said and held out her hand.

Hiei eyed it skeptically and held his hand out, not sure what she wanted him to do (Demons don't shake hands, do they?)

She chuckled and took his hand in hers, shaking it warmly, "What's your name?"

"Hn." was all he said.

"Hn...well that's an interesting name."

"Don't be coy with me, human. Someone of my status has no need to reveal such details."

"Whoa, you say human like it's a bad thing!"

"You are human, are you not?"

"Yeah! But that doesn't mean you should judge me! Aren't you human too?"

"Indeed not! I'm the great fire demon, Hiei."

"AH! So that's your name. Hiei, I like that."

He rolled his eyes, "Hn."

Well, Rei had succeeded in distracting Hiei so she called for Angela to come back out, "Angela, will you come out please?"

"Is-is he gone?" her voice quivered with fear.

"Well, no."

"I LOST MY HAPPY PLACE!!!"

"It's ok! He won't hurt you!"

"Ok..." Angela shuffled over and forced herself to look at Hiei, "H-h-hi, I'm Angela." she gulped.

"Hn." Hiei said in reply.

"See, he's not so bad!"

"I-I guess."

"Hiei, I heard you say you wanted some sweet snow, right?" Rei asked him.

"Yes...NOW."

Rei rolled her eyes.

Angela filled up a bowl with all different kinds like she had for the last Hiei and he started eating it appreciatively. It wasn't very long before the sweet snow was gone and he pushed the bowl away and started to leave.

"Wait! Where are you going?" Rei asked.

"I have better things to do than stay here all day." he turned back.

"YOU DIDN'T PAY!"

"So what."

"So..that's how we HUMANS do things! You can't get something for nothing!"

"Watch me."

"GRRR! Here Angela, I'll pay for Mr. Rude over there." she handed her a 20 dollar bill, "Keep the change."

"Thanks." Angela smiled at one of her favorite customers.

"I'm off to deal with him." Rei stood up to her full height, which wasn't much shorter than Hiei, and stormed after him.

She grabbed him by the back of the shirt, "Excuse me, Mr. Great Fire Demon."

"Let go, human." he grabbed her hand and twisted her arm behind her back, "Hn."

"Hey what's the big idea!" Rei demanded, becoming angry with him. With her free hand she summoned a gust of wind that knocked Hiei and herself over, forcing him to release his grip. She waved her hand once more and the wind disappeared as she stood up over the demon smirking.

"I thought you said you were human." the shocked Hiei asked her.

"I am." she blew her hand like it was a gun, "I just happen to have control over the elements, not to mention being a telepath."

Hiei smirked, he was rather impressed by this girl. He jumped up and brushed off his shirt.

"So.." Rei started, "Do you like music?"

"Hn?"

"You probably don't even listen to it. Hmm. Well Hiei, how would you like to go do some kareoke?"

"Kareoke?"

"Yeah you know when you get up on the stage and sing the words on the screen to a popular song in front of a bunch of people?"

Hiei stared at her blankly.

"Uh...huh. Ok, we are SO going." she grabbed his hand and started pulling him to the non-alcoholic kareoke bar that had just opened up in town.

"Hn..."


* * *

Meanwhile, Original Hiei had been working on a project of his own. The other Hieis had formed a reluctant alliance, bent on torturing the Kuwabaras. They were still unaware of the presence of the three new Hieis.

But this Hiei had an agenda of his own. Tired of being one of a crowd, he was ready to take matters into his own hands. He cackled evilly (One of his favorite hobbies ;) as he put the finishing touches on his written masterpiece.

"Hiei?" a female voice called out.

He shoved the papers underneath something and got out his sword and pretended to sharpen it when Colleen appeared in the doorway of the room.

She smiled warmly, "What are you doing?"

"Hn...just sharpening my katana."

But not really....BWA HA HA!


* * *


WHOOSH!!!

I know what you're thinking, but it's not Botan this time! The 15-year-old Saiyan, Katgi, was flying above Tokyo. She was returning from her afternoon training and ready for some sweet snow to quench her thirst and hunger.

She laughed happily as the wind blew through her dark black hair with light brown on top, that was pulled in a ponytail. She had a brown furry tail and was wearing a black Ranma shirt, and black matching pants. She also had black eyes and grey wrist bands.

She landed discreetly outside of the other sweet snow parlor in town, then turned side to side to make sure no one noticed her. No one did.

She sat down at the 'bar' and ordered a large bowl of chocolate sweet snow then started munching on it happily. Her neighbor to the left looked on in amusement. He never thought a girl could eat that much sweet snow, but Katgi pulled it off no problem, and even ordered a second helping.

Hiei got a little competitive at this point; he had a sweet-snow scarfing reputation to uphold afterall, "You." he addressed her with as much respect as he would ever muster.

"Mm-what?" Katgi looked over to see a short boy with spiky hair sitting to her left.

"I bet you can't eat as much sweet snow as I can." He challenged her while smirking.

"You think so, huh? Well, cocky-dude, JUST WATCH ME!" Katgi's fighting instinct was kicking in, she was a Saiyan afterall, "WAITER! THREE MORE BOWLS!"

"Hn..." Hiei also demanded more ice cream and they both looked at each other then started gorging as fast as they possibly could.

16 bowls later, Katgi was still going strong. Hiei was barely keeping up and as much as he loved sweet snow, he didn't think he could take another bite. He JUST managed to finish off his 16th bowl, while Katgi polished off two more and then rubbed her stomach. "MMMM!!! THAT WAS DELICIOUS! Looks like I beat you." she smiled over at Hiei.

"Hn..."

"I'm Katgi." she smiled at him, "You're pretty funny!"

"Am I?" Hiei asked her.

"Totally! You thought you could beat a SAIYAN in an eating contest? Hehehe! What a riot!" she slapped her thigh and giggled some more.

"Saiyan?" Hiei said confusedly.

"Yeah! That's me, 100% Saiyan! I'm an alien."

"Oh an alien, well at least you aren't scum like the humans. I am Hiei the Great fire demon."

"Oooooh demon! COOL!" she giggled some more. For some reason Katgi thought everything was funny. "We should do this again sometime, Hiei." she said with a big smile.

"I think I would enjoy that." Hiei answered.

Hehe!


* * *



"Move it, human." Hiei bullied another person out of his way as he was in a hurry to get some sweet snow. Boy they just can't get enough of that stuff!

"Just who do you think you're talking to?!" the person he pushed demanded. She stood up to her full height and looked Hiei in the face. "I'm fire goddess, and NO ONE TALKS TO ME THAT WAY!" she kicked him in the shin and Hiei started hopping on one foot.

fire goddess started laughing at her handiwork. She had light brown hair with blood-red highlights, violet eyes, and was around Hiei's height. She was wearing a red spaghetti strapped tank-top and green capris. She wrapped her hand around the
silver charm on her neck that was the japanese symbol for fire. She NEVER took it off.

"Serves you right for treating a lady that way."

"You're no lady, you're a maniac!" Hiei retaliated as he recovered and pulled out his katana, "Normally I would show mercy to girls, but I'll make an exception for you."

"HA! I'll show you the what for!" fire goddess waved her hands and small silver beads wrapped around Hiei's neck, forming a lovely necklace. She said a closing chant and clapped her hands together to seal the spell, Inuyasha style.

"What the--" Hiei pried at the new item around his neck and tried to pull it off in vain.

"Try all you like, but you're under my power now."

"You..." Hiei pointed at her and started advancing for an attack.

fire goddess quickly clapped her hands together and Hiei bit the dust.

"I knew watching Inuyasha would pay off one day! MWA HA HA!" she lifted her hands up and cackled evilly, "So my new slave, what should I address you as?"

"Hn..." Hiei muttered into the ground.

"Nice try, what's your real name."

"Hiei."

"Hiei, cute! COME HIEI!!!"

He returned to a standing position and growled, "If you think I'm going to go with you, you have another thing coming--OOF!"
He slammed into the ground again, "Hn....." he moaned in pain.

"Oh you're coming alright. LET'S GO!"

Hiei had no choice, it was either go or be slammed into the ground repeatedly. "Fine."

"This is the start of a beautiful friendship." fire goddess said and then laughed.


* * *


"Thank you, Kurama, I had a wonderful evening." Angel said to her boyfriend as he was bringing her home from their date.

They stood on the doorstep and Kurama took her hand and kissed it, then gave her a goodnight kiss, "Until we meet again." he smiled at her and then skipped home.

He had just seen Star Wars Episode II (A/N: Yeah I know it came out a long time ago but let's pretend it just came out in japan) at the movie theater and it gave him some fiendish ideas. On the way home he stopped at the costume shop and picked up a few things.

He burst through the door to find the other four Kuramas engaged in a game of Monopoly. They had all returned from their outings about an hour earlier.

"Darn, I landed on the Boardwalk again." one Kurama sighed with dismay.

"Pay up! I have 5 hotels on that one. That'll be $1000 dollars!" the Kurama who owned the Boardwalk said gleefully.

"Curse you Monopoly!"

They all looked up to see that Original Kurama had returned from his date, "Hey Kurama!" they chorused.

He smiled at then, then his smile turned evil. "Fellows, I just saw the greatest movie. It's a masterpiece, and it gave me a few ideas."

He pulled out the bags of stuff he had bought and started handing out outfits, "Here you go!"

There were Jedi outfits aplenty, complete with light sabers, capes, the works! Kurama starting braiding his hair on one side until he had a small braid like Anakin Skywalker. Then he pulled the rest of his red hair back. "I got THESE out of the secret stock. Costed quite a bit."

He held up what looked like a light saber and pressed the red button on the handle. ZZZZERHHHH!!! It made the same noise as the ones from the movie and the blade was rose colored. He went into the kitchen and got a cantelope out of the fridge and sliced it in half.

The other's eyes widened.

"It's real."

"Yes..."

And then something happened that no one thought was ever possible:

KURAMA STARTED LAUGHING EVILLY!!!!!


TO BE CONTINUED...
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BWA HA HA! Kurama is now a Star Wars fanboy! (I swear, I start writing Kuwabara everytime I'm supposed to write Kurama and have to change it!) Ooooooh what evil things could he have planned? We'll find out next time!

To all the authors that weren't in this chapter, HAVE NO FEAR! You will appear in 'Kurama's Revenge' later on. And to Cheeto and Zam, I hope you don't mind that I made ya'll friends. And I have a special surprise for all the Hiei fans for a later chapter. BWA HA HA I love it! Thanks for reading and Reviewing! ^.~

PS: PLEASE NO MORE AUTHOR CHARACTER SUBMISSIONS! I am on COMPLETE OVERLOAD right now and cannot handle anymore. I apologize, but I can't write for anymore authors. *bows* Domo Arigatou!

Next time on Tales of Revenge and Sweet Snow: Kurama begins his Star Wars themed plans of revenge and insanity! Hiei does Kareoke,(Nope, that's not the surprise!) and the sweet snow abounds! (As always.)