Danny Phantom Fan Fiction ❯ Conversations ❯ Chapter 6

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Conversations
 
SpectralSpirit: I'm so bored...
 
GothicGhostGirl: it's work. you're supposed to be bored.
 
SpectralSpirit: Yeah, but not this bored. Give me something to do.
 
GothicGhostGirl: What am I going to do? You're across town.
 
SpectralSpirit: You're no fun.
 
GothicGhostGirl: So, I was in the bookstore and I found this book.
 
SpectralSpirit: conversation? This isn't helping.
 
GothicGhostGirl: shut up
 
GothicGhostGirl: you want to hear this
 
SpectralSpirit: I probably don't but go ahead.
 
GothicGhostGirl: it's a book on sexology. Based on astrological signs.
 
SpectralSpirit: …Why do I feel this is about to take a very wrong turn?
 
GothicGhostGirl: shut up
 
GothicGhostGirl: I looked up our signs.
 
SpectralSpirit: please tell me you didn't…
 
SpectralSpirit: I hate you so much.
 
GothicGhostGirl: it's because I'm so darn loveable.
 
GothicGhostGirl: As I was saying, I looked up our signs.
 
SpectralSpirit: you're going to tell me what it said, aren't you?
 
GothicGhostGirl: According to this book we should be having wild hot kinky sex.
 
SpectralSpirit:
 
GothicGhostGirl: why aren't we?
 
SpectralSpirit:
 
GothicGhostGirl: I don't make this stuff up.
 
SpectralSpirit: yes you do.
 
GothicGhostGirl: …sometimes…
 
GothicGhostGirl: but not this time
 
GothicGhostGirl: so why aren't we?
 
SpectralSpirit: Because I'm sane.
 
GothicGhostGirl: No you're not.
 
GothicGhostGirl: that's not a legitimate excuse.
 
SpectralSpirit: I'm more sane than you are.
 
GothicGhostGirl: …sure you are. Now answer my question.
 
SpectralSpirit has signed off.
 
Sam stared at the computer, smirking.
 
“He is too easy.”
 
Notes:
My friend called me last night and told me she and I were supposed to be having wild kinky sex based off this book she found. We were talking on AIM two seconds ago. That's probably what inspired this.
It seems the way Danny would handle it.