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::massages temples wearily:: Okay... HOW to explain this one...? ^^;; OKAY. This piece of utter crap was written by my friend Warlocked and I at summer camp, out of pure boredom and a desire to write something insane. ACTUALLY, we did another one last year... but you do NOT need to have read that. In fact... no one can read it, as it seems to have disappeared off the ends of the Earth. ^^;; Right, then. ANYWAY.

I will say this only once: THIS STORY HAS NO PLOT, SETTING, OR STORY WHATSOEVER. It doesn't even have a point. And yes, I started the exploding thing. It's got characters from... um... any anime (or otherwise) we felt like. ^_^ Don't worry about trying to understand it, just... go along with it. ^^;; It's ALSO extremely obscene and profane. This is completely understandable, however, as Warlocked and I are ages 12 and 13 (respectively), sooo... seriously, what ELSE would it be? ^^;; Um. Just... keep that in mind. Oh, and some things are starred out because... um... Warlocked doesn't swear. Right, then. o_o;;

WARNING: The very first part is some extremely, EXTREMELY OOC Dragonball Z. I do NOT hate, Vejiita, and neither does Warlocked, actually. I think. o.O;; We just... um... felt the need to bash him, for some odd reason. Keep this in mind. Though flames are nice. ^^

ANOTHER WARNING: Andy, Dennis, Hersh, Bubba, and Kasper are some friends of ours. ^.^ Samir is Hersh's brother. If you are actually Samir, we mean no malice towards you. ^^;;;; Anyway, they were giving us ideas for this thingy as we were writing it. They... um... pop up a lot. Just so no one's (any more) confused. And we know Kipnis, too, but he probably doesn't even know we put him in here. ^^;; He DID say the thing about population, though...

A NOTE TO WARLOCKED: ^^ Yes, I did edit it some. ... Um... a lot. Shut up. IT'S FOR THE BETTER!!!!!

I believe that's it... would be impossible to explain EVERYTHING in here... and NO, the title doesn't mean anything. ^^;; We just like the sound of it. READ THE DAMN THING!!!

Pikachu Goku no Baka

Dr. Briefs: I like cheese!

Vejiita: I like YOU!

Dr. Briefs: Um... are you aware of the fact that I'm your father-in-law?

Vejiita: CHEESE ME!!!!!!

Dr. Briefs: Erm... NO!! I CAN'T!! I'VE ALREADY CHEESED BURUMA...'s mother. Yes.

Vejiita: Well, if I can't have you... TRUNKS!!

Dr. Briefs: ::blinks:: He's your SON. But... I guess he has enough fangirls already. One more can't hurt.

Goku: It has been SO LONG since I've been cheesed by Chichi. I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU!!!

Vejiita: GASP!! ::glomps Goku:: THANK YOU!!

Satoshi: MONSTER BALL!! GO!! ::hits Vejiita::

Vejiita: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! The plastic shattered!!

Buruma: ... IT'S BEEN A FRICKIN' YEAR!!!!! HAVEN'T THEY SET YET?!?!?!

Amuro: ::stupidly:: I like Frowbow!

Buruma: SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ******* *******!!!! I'M MARRIED (practically) TO A WOMAN!!!!

Vejiita: ::whimpers:: Don't say hurtful things. It makes me feel bad inside.

Satoshi: Right. Don't hate, cheese each other!!

Kasumi: ::sits on his lap, breathing down his neck::

Satoshi: ... Um... o.O;;

Pikachuu: ::dances around with a tea cozy on its head::

Buruma: KILL THAT ****ING RAT!!!!!!

Satoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... okay.

Buruma: YOOHOO!! Take this, you *****!!

Pikachuu: Ow...

Satoshi: Take this, you *****!!!

Pikachuu: OW...

Kasumi: Take this, you *****!!!!

Pikachuu: CRAP, MAN!!!! THAT HURT!!!!

Satoshi: What the --? YOU CAN TALK?!?!

Pikachuu: ... Um... no.

Satoshi: Oh. Okay.

Homer Simpson: My name is Homer, and I've got a problem...

Goku: DAMMIT!!!!! AA'S FRICKIN' NEXT DOOR!!!!!!!!

PallaPalla: And... since when did you even GO to AA...?

Homer: ... Valid point. ::walks away::

Warlocked: HEY!! I CAME UP WITH THE CHEESE THING!!!! I'M SUING FOR COPYRIGHT VIOLATION!!!!!

Jerry Springer: ::walks in:: Hello, everyone. I'm Warlocked's lawyer.

PallaPalla: ::groans and smacks herself in the forehead:: ... He got JERRY SPRINGER for a LAWYER...?

Buruma: KILL THAT ******!!!!!

Jerry Springer: ::screams like a little girl and runs away::

Dr. Briefs: ... Right, then.

Jerry Springer: ::miraculously appears again:: ALL RIGHT!! OOZARU TIME!!! ::screams constipatedly::

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Jerry Springer: ... Crap! I can't change! I gotta pee! BOB!!

Bob: ::runs in:: ... Yeah?

Jerry Springer: Turn into a giant Pikachuu!

Bob: Um... sorry. Now I can only turn into a giant bra.

Master Roshi: DO IT!!!!!! ::major nosebleed::

Happosai: WHEE!!

PallaPalla: ... Erm... go away, Happosai. I don't think Warlocked knows Ranma.

Happosai: ::sadly:: Oh, all right... ::begins to walk away::

Warlocked: ::whispers:: Freak perv...

Happosai: ::blinks:: Yes?

Old Gohan: ::explodes::

PallaPalla: WHOO-HOO!!!!!

All: ::stare at her::

PallaPalla: -________- What?

Old Gohan: ::reforms:: ::stupidly:: YAY!!!

PallaPalla: -_________- ::explodes::

All: HAPPY DAY!!!!!

Pikachuu: ::explodes::

Satoshi: o.o;;

PallaPalla: ::reforms:: ::foams at the mouth:: WARLOCKED!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THE IDEA WITH MAKING ME EXPLODE?!?!?!?! I'M THE FRICKING CO-AUTHOR!!!!!!

Warlocked: Die...

PallaPalla: -________- NO.

Warlocked: ::explodes::

All: WHOO-HOO!!!!

Warlocked: ::reforms::

PallaPalla: ^_^ I had to get even.

PallaPalla: ::explodes::

Random Person: This... is getting old...

PallaPalla: ::reforms:: THEN QUIT MAKING ME EXPLODE!!!!! ::explodes::

All: Take this, you *****!!

Warlocked: Ow...

All: Take this, you *****!!

Warlocked: OW...

All: Take THIS, you *****!!

Warlocked: CRAP, MAN!!!!! THAT HURT!!!!!

Quatre: Aw... you need a hug! ::hugs Warlocked::

Warlocked: o_o;;

Bob the Builder: I KILL ALL...

Warlocked: ::still being hugged by Quatre:: ... Um... dude... the Crappy Kid's Show Convention is next door.

Bob the Builder: I KILL AL -- Oh, okay. ::walks away::

Washuu #1: Washuu, you are the greatest!

Washuu #2: Washuu, you are the best!

Washuu: ::giggles insanely:: Blood... sweet like wine...

Jay-Jay the Jetplane: (drunk) ******!!!!!! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING ELTON JOHN!!!!!

(A/N: ^^ This is copyright Nene / Jody's RPGs. I SALUTE YOU!)

Elton John: ::sings:: Can you feel my balls tonight...? No, you caa-aaa-aan't...!

All: Thank god.

Quatre: ::giggles giddily and squeezes Warlocked tighter::

Warlocked: ... o_o;;

Trowa: ::shoots him with a tranquilizer gun::

Quatre: ::snores::

Trowa: You didn't see this. ::drags Quatre away::

Steve Irwin: CRIKEY!! You killed a gay person! You're under arrest for humping Santa!!

PallaPalla: ::snarls:: HE'S NOT DEAD!! And... there's no proof of the fact that he's gay... though, according to the fangirls, ALL of the G-Boys are homosexual...

Duo: ::pops up out of nowhere in a sailor fuku with a large scythe:: ::strikes a Sailormoon pose:: AI TO SEIGINO!! SEERAA FUKU BISHOUNEN SENSHI!! SAILORDUO!! SHI NI KAWATTE... OSHIKIYO!!!!

Satoshi: ... So... WHAT were you saying about all of the G-Boys being gay...?

PallaPalla: I rest my case.

Heero: ::raises an eyebrow:: Duo, that's REALLY disturbing.

Sailorduo: ::brandishes the scythe at him:: SNARL!!!

Harry Potter: ... Erm... which way to Hogwarts...?

Andy: ::explodes::

Dennis: Who WAS that exploding boy, anyway?

PallaPalla: Andy.

Dennis: Ah.

Vejiita: ::squats and starts screaming like a constipated fool:: ::explodes::

PallaPalla: ^_^ I knew that would happen someday.

Warlocked: Okay, why the CHEESE is everyone EXPLODING?!

Kipnis: To reduce planet-wide overpopulation.

Mojo Jojo: ::turns into a meatball::

Johnny Quest: ::explodes::

Warlocked: And... was he even here in the first place?

PallaPalla: ::shrugs:: No.

Martha Stewart & Jerry Springer: ::begin doing the fusion dance::

FLASH!!

Martha Springer: YOU WILL ALL DIE with a handy napkin holder. CHEESE!!!!! ::shoots ki blast::

Meatball: ::explodes::

Gene Starwind: ... Um... lur.

Samir: ::explodes and smears all over the wall::

PallaPalla: ::punts Tenchi's head::

Tenchi: Ow. ::explodes::

Martha Springer: YO!!!! PAY ATTENTION with this cute little carrying case!

Kotaru: ... ::explodes::

Kirby: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ::explodes::

Hamtaro: I must become a Super Saiyajin!!! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!! ::squats and starts screaming constipatedly::

Blob of Ketchup: YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE... uh... SHE... uh... well...

Yajirobe: ::walks in, puts the blob of ketchup on a hot dog, eats it, and walks out::

Hamtaro: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!

Hersh: YAY!! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!! I CAN NOW DIE IN PEACE!!! ::explodes::

PallaPalla: ::raises an eyebrow:: A little slow, are we?

All: OH WELL!!!!

Dennis: Break it down now! ::dances like an old man:: ::explodes::

Andy: ::reforms:: ::trips:: ::explodes::

All: UM!!

Martha Springer: Erm... MUA HA HA HA --

Sailorduo: ::impales Martha Springer upon his scythe::

Martha Springer: ::explodes::

Sailorduo: WHOO!!

Trowa: ::hits him over the head with a lead pipe::

Sailorduo: ::faints::

Trowa: This never happened. ::drags him away::

Andy: ::reforms:: ::steals PallaPalla's tuna sandwich:: ::explodes::

PallaPalla: DAMMIT!!!!

Hamtaro: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!!!

Tuna Sandwich: ::reforms::

PallaPalla: WHOO!! ::munches happily:: ::chokes:: ::explodes::

All: WHOO!!

PallaPalla: ::reforms:: -_________-

All: Awwwwww...

Warlocked: ::sticks a finger up his nose:: ::explodes:: ::reforms::

Kasumi: ::hyperventilates:: ::explodes::

Satoshi: NOOOOOOOOOO... okay. ::explodes::

Warlocked: o.O ::explodes:: ::reforms:: What the cheese...?

PallaPalla: You made ME explode several times. So I'm doing the same to you. Hah.

(A/N: Yes, we DO write for each other occasionally. Hmmm... try almost half the time. Confusing, is it not? ^^)

Hersh: ::reforms::

Samir: ::reforms::

Hersh: NOOOOOOO!!! ::explodes::

Samir: ::blinks and walks away::

Martha Springer: ::reforms:: MUA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! FEAR ME and add a little spice to make it taste JUST right!

Andy: ::reforms:: I miss Goofy! ::chomps on a Funyun:: ::explodes::

PallaPalla: o.o FUNYUN!!!!! ::pounces:: ::explodes:: ::reforms::

Spongebob Squarepants: ::appears:: Due to the fact that my show is a hell of a lot more popular than anyone else's, I have been forced to make an appearance. WHEE!! ::explodes::

Millions of Spongebob Fans Across the Country: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ::explode::

PallaPalla: Hmm. That wasn't good.

Warlocked: ::sips sake:: Nope.

PallaPalla: ... ::snatches it from him:: NO DRINKING!!!!!

Warlocked: -________- ::explodes:: ::reforms::

(A/N: Warlocked would like to alert the readers to the fact that he doesn't actually drink, being 12 years old. PallaPalla just needed to use this joke on SOMEONE, and she sure as hell wasn't going to do it to herself.)

Andy: ::reforms:: I miss Goofy!

PallaPalla: GOD DAMMIT, STAY DEAD!!!!!!! ::shoves a Game Boy down his throat::

Andy: ::explodes::

Dennis: ::reforms:: ::dances like an old man:: Break it down now! ::explodes::

Martha Springer: DAMMIT!! I'M THE MAIN VILLAIN!!!!!! WHY THE HELL IS NO ONE PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO ME with a nice floral border to add decoration!

Warlocked: PROBABLY because PallaPalla's been writing all of this crap. I'll take over now.

Speed Racer: HEY, M.S.!!!! ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN?!

Martha Springer: ... UM... well...

Steve Irwin: IT'S A HE-SHE!!!!

Speed Racer: EVERYONE RUN FROM THE HE-SHE!!!!!

All: ::run away screaming::

Martha Springer: ... BAH!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!!!

All: ::run back:: Okay.

Martha Springer: I CHEESE COWS!!!!

Dennis: ::reforms:: HEY!!! THAT'S MY JOB!!!!

Warlocked: COW STROKER!!!!!

Dennis: I don't stroke them, I caress them!! ::explodes:: Break it down now!

All: HEY!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!

Dennis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... okay.

Bob: ::transforms into giant bra:: CHEESE ME, DAMMIT!!!!

Master Roshi: HUGGLE!! ::hugs Bob::

PallaPalla: ::snarls and whacks Master Roshi in the head:: OLD FREAK!!!!! How old ARE you, anyway?!

Master Roshi: ... Um...

Elfangor: ::crashes his ship and starts bleeding:: Here... take this cube... ::explodes::

Bob: Ooooooohh... ::touches it:: ::explodes:: ::reforms:: I FEEL REVITALIZED!!!!! I NOW FEEL I CAN TRANSFORM INTO A GIANT PIKACHUU!!!!!

All: YAY!!

Bob: ::um... transfroms into a giant Pikachuu::

All: YAY!!! ... ARGH!!!! IT'S PIKACHUU!!!!

PallaPalla: ... Lur.

Martha Springer: Lur. With a nice border.

All: ::explode::

THE END!!!!

Warlocked: WAIT!! I wanna keep writing!!

All: ::reform:: HEY!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!

Warlocked: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... okay.

PallaPalla: o.o Lur.

Yoda: Going to explode I am. Yeeeeeees. ::explodes::

Goku: GOTEN!! CHEESE ME!!

Goten: Erm... go ask Gohan. He's closer to your age than I am.

Goku: Um... OKAY!! ::dances off to find Gohan -- this being OLD Gohan, mind you::

Master Roshi: E-Z CHEESE ME!!!!!

Goten: o_o;;

Buruma: GAH!! ::slaps::

Master Roshi: It's efficient and easy to clean up!

Steve Irwin: ::randomly:: CRIKEY!!

Karin: I thought this story ended.

Speed Racer: ::on speed:: IT DID!!!! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!

PallaPalla: ::shrugs:: Warlocked and I are the co-authors. We can do whatever the hell we want.

Andy: ::reforms:: I like tuna. ::explodes::

PallaPalla: ::pulls out a jack knife:: GAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Warlocked: -______- No horror movie cliches.

Andy: ::reforms::

PallaPalla: ::snarls::

Andy: Gah. ::explodes::

Hamtaro: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Megatron: Martha Springer! Catch! ::throws fusion earring::

Martha Springer: OKAY!! ::catches it and assumes a Sailormoon pose::

FLASH!!

Mecha Martha S.: MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA cheese.

Speed Racer: NOW IT'S A MECHA HE-SHE!!

All: GASP!! THE HORROR!!!

Warlocked: Drama queens.

Quatre: o.o Yes?

PallaPalla: o.o ::knocks Quatre out for no particular reason::

Steve Irwin: Hey, you were DEAD!! You're under arrest for killing cheese!!!!!

Warlocked & Mecha Martha S.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- (::gasp::) -- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (::gaspcough::) -- OOOOOOooooo... oka -- NOOOO!!!

PallaPalla: ... Erm... this may seem a stupid question... but where the HELL are we?

Old Lady: WELL, we're at --

BAM.

Trowa: You didn't see that. ::drags old lady away::

Steve Irwin: ::pounces on a random person:: YOU!!! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR... something... BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!

Random Person: ::whines:: But I didn't DO anything!

Steve Irwin: I told you that didn't matter!!

Andy: ::reforms:: I'M BACK!!!!

Mecha Martha S.: ::randomly:: OH!! YOU'RE BACK!!

PallaPalla: GOD DAMMIT!!!! WHY DON'T YOU DIE?!?!?!

Andy: Because I'm SPECIAL!! ::does a cartwheel into the door and explodes::

Warlocked: He sure is.

Kasper: Um... right. ::explodes::

Andy: ::reforms:: Why are we all here? ::explodes::

PallaPalla: GAHH -- Wait. Why the hell am I so pissed off?

Andy: ::reforms:: I'm ME!! ::explodes::

PallaPalla: ::snarls::

Kasper: ::reforms:: Andy's STUPID!!

Andy: Hey! That's MEAN!!

PallaPalla: ... You're dead.

Andy: ... ::explodes::

Kasper: ... ::explodes::

PallaPalla: ... That made NO sense whatsoever.

Bubba: Why was I not in this up to this point?

PallaPalla: Because.

Bubba: Ah. ::explodes::

G.I.R.: ::dances in with the dog costume on:: PIGGY!!!!!

Piggy: Oink.

Kasper: ::reforms:: ::farts:: ::explodes::

Andy: ::reforms:: That stinks. ::explodes::

Hamtaro: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!

Mecha Martha S.: -__________- ::fires ki blast::

Hamtaro: ::explodes::

Tinky-Winky: ::puts on lipstick::

Trowa: (knocks him out) This never happened.

Warlocked: Where are you putting all those people?

Trowa: ::shifty eyes:: No one knows. ::drags him away::

Bob: ... Um... why am I just standing here doing nothing?

PallaPalla: ::annoyed:: There are only TWO authors, you know. And Warlocked's eating right now. You nonexistent people are so demanding.

Mecha Martha S.: ... Nonexistent...?

(A/N: The next part is quite disturbing. You may just want to skip over it. IT WAS ALL KASPER AND ANDY'S IDEA, DAMMIT!!!! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!!!)

Kasper: ::reforms:: ::is dressed like Britney Spears, complete with white stuff on his lips:: ::sings:: A pound... a pound!

PallaPalla: ... Milk moustaches disturb me, Kasper.

Warlocked: How do you know it's milk?

(silence)

PallaPalla: ::grabs Warlocked by the shirt:: Okay, that was uncalled for.

Warlocked: Dude, it's just white paint.

PallaPalla: ... ::lets him go:: -______- Kasper, what the hell were you doing drinking white paint?

Kasper: ::shifty eyes:: No one knows. ::explodes::

PallaPalla: ... o.o ::punts Iori's head::

Iori: Ow. ::explodes::

Andy: ::reforms:: ::sings:: A pound, a pound!

Warlocked: ::shoots him::

Trowa: ::walks in:: ::looks at Warlocked:: Thank you. ::pauses:: This didn't happen. ::drags Andy out::

Dennis: ::reforms:: ::dances like an old man:: ::explodes::

Warlocked: ... ::farts::

Building: ::explodes::

All: ::scream in anguish::

Building: ::reforms::

PallaPalla: -________- ::punts Warlocked:: That was unneeded.

Warlocked: ::explodes:: ::reforms:: o.o Eh.

PallaPalla & Warlocked: ::both explode::

Speed Racer: YAY!! ::sniffs crack:: WE OWN THIS STORY!!!!!

Mecha Martha S.: ... Um... DIE!!! Cheese. ::fires ki blast::

Speed Racer: ::smokes weed:: ::Sailormoon pose:: ::ki blast hits him:: ::explodes::

Mecha Martha S.: ::blinks:: ... Uh... YAY!!

PallaPalla: ::reforms:: ... Okay, that was getting annoying.

BAM!

Trowa: This didn't happen. ::grabs PallaPalla by the feet and drags her away::

Speed Racer: ::reforms:: ::injects himself with heroin:: Whoo. ::blinks:: Wait. Can I be on speed again? ::pauses:: Hello...? ::fumes:: WHERE ARE THOSE DAMN AUTHORS?!

Bob: Um... they're both dead. Weren't you exulting over this at the top of this page?

Speed Racer: Hmmm... you're right. Oh, crap.

PallaPalla: Actually, I'm here. What did you need?

Bob: ::stares:: Weren't you just killed and dragged away?

PallaPalla: Ah... yeah, I think so.

Speed Racer: ::inhales a bunch of cocaine:: Well, I was wondering if you could put me back on speed -- you know, what with the little name gag, and such.

PallaPalla: ::blinks:: Uh... sure.

Speed Racer: ::is on speed:: YES!!

Warlocked: ::reforms:: Well. That was... interesting.

Spongebob: ::reforms::

Ratings: ::go up::

Spongebob: ::explodes::

Ratings: ::crash through the floor::

Hamtaro: ::reforms:: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MUST... CONSUME... CHEESE... TO... KEEP... MY... STRENGTH... UP!!!!!!! ::flies off, leaving behind little brown pellets::

PallaPalla: ::stares at Warlocked:: Okay, THAT was just messed up.

Warlocked: ::shrugs:: ::flies away, leaving big brown log::

PallaPalla: -_______-

Cartman: ::turns into a sausage::

Yajirobe: ::walks in, eats Cartman, and walks out::

Kenny: Mmmmmmm... ::explodes::

PallaPalla: -______- WHO LET ALL THE SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS IN?!

Applause Sign: APPLAUSE!!

All: ::stare at it:: What the cheese?

Mushroom: I am a mushroom.

Chibi Goku: ::eats mushroom:: ::gets food poisoning:: ::explodes::

Gohan: o_o;; ::explodes::

Goten: >_< ::explodes::

Pan: -_____- ::explodes::

PallaPalla: ... That wasn't good, either.

Blah Guy: Blah. ::head falls off::

(A/N: This is copyright the Demented Cartoon Movie. IT'S THE BEST!!)

Mecha Martha S.: ARGH!!! STOP IGNORING ME!!!!! ::shoots random ki blast:: ::hits Buruma::

Buruma: CRAP!!!! ::slumps to the ground, bleeding heavily::

Warlocked: o.o Was there any special reason why she DIDN'T explode...?

PallaPalla: XD Violence is funny.

Warlocked: ... ::blinks:: ... Was there any point to that scene?

PallaPalla: ::laughs crazily:: Is there any point to this whole damn story?

Warlocked: Ah... no. ::munches on carrots::

PallaPalla: ::explodes:: ::reforms:: ::snarls:: GIMME MY FRICKIN' CARROTS!!!!!

Warlocked: THESE ARE MINE!!!!

Speed Racer: ::smokes a cigarette:: ::bursts into maniacal laughter spontaneously::

Carrots: ::begins doing an interpretive dance::

Warlocked: ::spits them out:: WHAT THE CHEESE?!

PallaPalla: o.o "W-E-W-I-L-L-K-I-L-L-Y-O-U-A-L-L-!".

Bob: Call me cynical, but how exactly are a bunch of carrots going to kill us all...?

Mecha Martha S. & Carrots: ::do the fusion dance::

FLASH!

Mecha Martha S.C.: MUA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

PallaPalla: ^.^ Oh, SNAP!!!

Warlocked: Well, this is new.

Bob: ::pissed:: How many damn times are you going to FUSE?!

Mecha Martha S.C.: ::interpretive dance:: A-S-M-A-N-Y-T-I-M-E-S-A-S-W-E-W-A-N-T-!

Warlocked: ::interprets it wrong:: Eeeeeeewwwwww... wait, no... EWWWWW...

PallaPalla: ... ::kicks Warlocked in the back of the head:: You're messed up.

Master Roshi: He wouldn't be if he just E-Z cheesed me... Heh heh...

Warlocked: o_o; Erm... uh... well... uh...

PallaPalla: o.o And here I was thinking Master Roshi WASN'T bisexual...

Master Roshi: NO~OO!! I'm as straight as a circle!! ::blinks:: ... Wait a minu--

Lunch: ::smacks him with large gun::

Master Roshi: ::explodes::

Buruma: ::weakly:: Woo-hoo...! ::coughs up blood::

All Gay Men: >_<

PallaPalla: o.o Oh, come now... there's lots of yaoi in anime.

All Gay Men: XD

PallaPalla: For EXAMPLE, take Warlocked here. He's got guys hitting on him all the time.

(A/N: He DOES. Seriously. ^^;;)

Warlocked: -______- I WANNA WOMAN!!!!!

Bob: You people are INSANE!! Why is no one paying any attention to the PLOT?!

Speed Racer: ::laughs crazily:: What plot?

Bob: ::points at Mecha Martha S.C.:: THAT!!!!! KILL THAT!!!!

Mecha Martha S.C.: ::hums the happy birdy song::

Speed Racer: ::downs a can of beer:: YO!!!!! M.M.S.C.!!!! YOU'RE A "THAT"?!

Mecha Martha S.C.: ::blinks:: ?

Speed Racer: EVERYONE RUN FROM... THAT!!!

All: ::run screaming::

Cheese and Mecha Martha S.C.: ::fuse::

FLASH!

Mecha Martha S.C. x2: OUEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE cheese.

All: ::are miraculously back again:: ARGH!!

Hamtaro: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!

PallaPalla: Ah, crap.

Bob: ::slaps himself in the forehead::

Mecha Martha S.C. x2 & Every Villain Imaginable: ::fuse::

BIG FLASH!!

My Name Is Way Too Long: YAY!!!

Warlocked: o.o BATTLE MODE!!

RANDOM NOISES!!

Assorted Weapons and Attacks: ::fire::

Warlocked: PULL MY FINGER!! ::farts::

(A/N: This was originally a lot longer, but I am lazy, and it was cheesy, anyway. ^^ Warlocked WILL kill me for this. CHEERS!!)

PallaPalla: ::watches all of this with an annoyed expression on her face:: Holy crap. ::looks at Hamtaro, who is still powering up, and raises an eyebrow::

::assorted screaming noises and grunts::

PallaPalla: ... Oh, what the hell. ::pulls out her flamethrower and fires in all directions::

Warlocked: ::whines:: I WANNA FLAMETHROWER!! ::farts:: AND A WOMAN!!

PallaPalla: ::throws him a lighted match:: Here. Have one of them.

Warlocked: WHOOHOO!!!! ::holds it to his butt:: ::farts:: ::flames erupt from said butt:: ARGH!!! INDIGESTION!!!!

PallaPalla: ... I really shouldn't have done that. ::scratches head:: Are we reaching the big climax or whatever, or is this simply going to end abruptly and have everything go back to the way it was?

THE END

(Next time on AQZ... Lightblade Iguana!!)

PallaPalla: ... Okay, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!

Speed Racer: ::smokes marijuana:: Eh.

PallaPalla: This is the SECOND time this story has ended!!! WARLOCKED, STOP DOING THAT!!!!!

Warlocked: ::cries:: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

PallaPalla: Aww... I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Warlocked: ::stops crying:: ::smiles:: Yes.

PallaPalla: ::blinks:: ::twitches:: ::hits him over the head with a lead pipe:: STOP WRITING FOR ME!!!!! ::explodes:: ::reforms:: FOAM!!!!!

Andy: ::reforms::

Warlocked: o.o Didn't Trowa kill him...?

PallaPalla: GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!! What ARE you?!?! What are you DOING here?!?!

Andy: o.o Has anyone seen a tuna sandwich? ::explodes::

PallaPalla: ::screams:: FOAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warlocked: ... HEY!! WE'RE STILL IN BATTLE MODE!!!!!

MORE RANDOM NOISES

PallaPalla: ... ::weakly:: ... Foam...

Speed Racer: ::stoned:: Like... battle mode is so... like... LAME, man...

Warlocked: ::sulks in the corner::

Hamtaro: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! ::becomes a Super Saiyajin::

PallaPalla: ::blinks:: Um... How many pages has he been powering up...?

Kipnis: Approximately 26 pages.

PallaPalla: ::disturbed:: ... Uh... thanks...

Hamtaro: ... KA... ME... HA... ME...

Some Random Person: DA-HUCK!! THAT'S COPYRIGHTED!!!!

SSJ Hamtaro: ... Damn. ::ponders:: ::shoots random ki blast::

My Name Is Way Too Long: ARGH!! I'M OKAY!!!

All: GASP!! HOW CAN THIS BE?!

SSJ Hamtaro: TIME FOR MY SUPER NOVA SPECIAL BEAM POWER ULTIMATE CHEESE DRAGON HAM-HAM MO-- ::points out random window that has just randomly appeared:: MONSTER!!!!

My Name Is Way Too Long: ::snorts stupidly:: Like I would fall for THAT!! That's the oldest trick in the book!

Quatre: ::confused:: What book?

Trowa: ... ::shoves a tranquilizer into the back of his neck::

Quatre: ::faints::

Trowa: I don't exist. ::slings Quatre over his shoulder and walks off::

PallaPalla: ::raises an eyebrow::

My Name Is Way Too Long: ... Erm... HAW HAW HAW HAW HA-- ::sees random monster:: ARGH!!!!

Random Monster: ::eats My Name Is Way Too Long::

All: YAY!!!!

Bob: ::sighs:: Is this stupid thing over yet?

PallaPalla: o.o ... No.

Bob: Slavedrivers. ::stomps off to explode::

Chibity Cricket: ::appears out of nowhere:: HI!! I'm the Neo American G Gundam fighter! I'm Chibity Cricket!

All but PallaPalla, Warlocked, and Speed Racer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ::explode::

PallaPalla: ::scratches head::

Speed Racer: ::groggily:: ... Wuz going on...?

PallaPalla: Uh... ::points at Chibity Cricket::

Speed Racer: HOLY SHIT!!!! ::runs like a deer on speed::

Chibity Cricket: ::obliviously:: HI!! I'm Chibity Cricket!!

Warlocked: ::is curled up in a little ball on the ground, shuddering:: ... Can we LEAVE...?

PallaPalla: ... Um... okay.

Both: ::walk out::

Chibity Cricket: ::to the wall:: HI!! I'm Chibity Cricket! What's YOUR name?

THE END!!!!

PallaPalla: And we mean REALLY this time. I mean, this damn thing has gone on long enough... I bet no one's reading this right now. They were all disgusted LONG time ago, and are now on to better, TASTEFUL fanfiction! I mean, I probably wouldn't read something like this... okay, I would, but that's probably just me... and I'm special--

Bob: ::cuts the power to her mike::

PallaPalla: ::blinks:: ... HEY!!