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LADY MARMALADE

(We cut to the Anime Domain, ML's hangout. We see seven people, all males: ML the author, Tai, TK and Takato from "Digimon", Ash from "Pokemon" and Heero and Duo from "Gundam Wing". They are all surprised to come here.)

Heero: So, why are we here? I've got to help out Duo with battle techniques.

Duo: Like I'd accept your help. You're a one-man army, with the exception of Trowa, and you act like it too.

Heero: I don't want to hear that again.

Ash: And I've got to continue a quest for new pokemon!

ML: Hey, chill guys. You guys know that I had the girls over for a few minutes, and we did a little something I call a music

video.

TK: What's the song?

ML: You know that song from "Moulin Rouge", right?

Tai: Yeah, "Lady Marmalade."

ML: Well, here's the video for it. Now, guys, if you feel the urge to hyperventilate or faint for any sick or strange reason,

leave, 'k?

The guys: 'k.

ML: Here's the important stuff: "I don't the above anime titles, or the song 'Lady Marmalade'. By the way, Italics mean song

lyrics, regular text means dialogue, and text in parentheses mean an action." There. That's done. (Inserts tape into VCR

and presses "play")

(Camera cuts to Sora who is drawing some curtains away, only to view the words, "Moulin Rouge" with a heart-shaped foyer.)

Sora: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Moulin Rouge!

(Camera cuts to Kari, who is dressed up in a corset, and nothing else!)

Kari: Where's all my soul sistas,

Let me hear y'all flow sistas

TK: Oh my god. (Starts blushing and feels the urge to faint.)

(Camera now alternates between the four girls; all dressed up in some risqué outfits)

All girls: Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister

The guys: (All having nosebleeds) hey y'all.

ML: Oh god, do I have to put up with this?

Tai: Well, you made the video.

Duo: Yeah. So, you do have to.

ML: Thanks.

(Camera cuts to Relena, who is wearing a frilly short-skirt with a tight top complete with a whip)

Heero: Hello, Relena!!

Duo: You are one lucky SOB, Heero.

Relena: He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge

Struttin' her stuff on the street

(Camera cuts to some fashion specialists fixing a corset on Relena)

She said, "Hello, hey Joe. You wanna give it a go?" (Oh, oh)

Heero: (Faints)

ML: First faint. I hope I don't get more.

Tai: You know, I think that'll be impossible.

ML (Yelling): WHO ASKED YOU?

Duo: He was just explaining.

ML: Oh.

Girls: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da (Hey, hey, hey)
Giuchie giuchie ya ya here (here)
Mocca choca lata ya ya (Oh yeah)

Relena: Real Lady Marmalade

Kari: What, what, what, what?

Girls: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Boys: (Overenthusiastically): OH HELL YEAH!!

ML: -_- Hentais.

Tai: You can say that again, ML. (To TK): Keep drooling over my sister and I'll break your legs!

ML: Oy Vey.

(Camera switches to Misty wearing a little top and really short skirt)

Misty: He sat in her pool while she freshened up

Boy drank all night don't know why

Oh, the black satin sheets where you'll get with me, yeah

Ash: (Hyperventilating)

ML: Someone help those guys out.

Duo: How about shock therapy?

ML: Too deadly.

Girls: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da (Hey, hey, hey)
Giuchie giuchie ya ya here (here)
Mocca choca lata ya ya (Oh yeah)

Misty: Real Lady Marmalade

(Camera cuts to Misty still strutting her stuff)

Girls: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Ash: (Faints)

ML: You know, what, Tai? You were right.

Tai: (Beaming)

Duo: Well, Guess my prediction was right?

Tai: Your prediction? It was mine!

ML: Oh god.

(Camera cuts to Kari, who comes out wearing a white silk lingerie ensemble, and her hair is dyed blond)

Kari: Yeah, yeah uh

We come through with the money in the garter bags

Let 'em know we got their cake, straight out the gate

We independent women, some mistake us for w#####

I'm sayin', "Why spend mine, when I can spend yours?"

TK: (Ogling, drooling and fishing his pocket for money)

Tai/ML: What the heck? TK!!!

Kari: Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry

I'm gonna keep playin' these cats out like guitars

I get new shoes, getting love from the Jews

Four bad-@#$ chicks from the Moulin Rouge

Hey sisters, soul-sisters, better get that dough sisters

We drink wine with diamonds in the glass

Buy another case 'cause we got the expensive taste

Tai: WHAT? You got my sister singing about Alcohol? I'm going to kill you, ML!

ML: Anesthetic!

(Henry shows up and hits Tai on the head with a hammer)

ML: I'll see you get paid for it.

Henry: Thanks.

(Duo resuscitates Tai)

We wanna giuchie giuchie ya ya, mocca choca lata

Real Lady Marmalade

One more time, c'mon.

TK: (Faints)

Tai: How many guys have we got now?

ML: I don't know. Lost count.

Tai: One.

(The guys that have fainted are back on their feet, thanks to Duo, and a bucket of water)

ML: nice timing, Duo.

Duo: Anytime.

Girls: Marmalade, Lady

Marmalade

Marmalade

(Camera cuts to Rika wearing a silky outfit)

Takato: Hello, Rika.

ML: Someone help this guy out.

Duo/Tai: You're on your own.

ML: Hey!

Rika: Hey, hey, Hey…

Touchin' her skin feelin' silky smooth

Color of café au lait, all right

Made the savage beast inside roar 'till he cried

More (more), more, more…

Takato: MORE!!

ML: (Takes a hammer and bashes him on the head) Hentai.

(camera cuts to all the girls shaking their groove things on the stage in their risqué outfits)

Misty and Rika: Now he's back home doin' nine to five

Relena: Livin' the brave life of lies

Rika: But when he turns off to sleep, memories keep

More (more), more (more), more…

(Camera cuts to the girls, doing an elaborate dance number)

Girls: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da (Hey, hey, hey)
Giuchie giuchie ya ya here (here)
Mocca choca lata ya ya (Oh yeah)

Rika: Real Lady Marmalade

Girls: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Relena: All my sisters, yeah

Girls: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Sora: Rika

(Camera cuts to Rika gyrating)

Rika: Lady… ooh…

Takato: (Faints)

Sora: Misty

(Camera cuts to Misty gyrating)

Misty: Hey… Marmalade…

Ash: (Faints)

Sora: Kari

(Camera cuts to Kari gyrating)

Kari: Hey, hey, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh

TK: (Faints)

Sora: Relena

(Camera cuts to Relena gyrating)

Relena: Oh, oh, oh…

Heero: (Faints)

ML: Now here's something you don't see everyday

(Whispers to Duo): Get the firecrackers ready.

Duo: Yes sir.

Sora: Ride it wild baby

Misty: Baby

Sora: Moulin Rouge

Relena: Oh… oh…

Sora: They're all here.

Girls: Real Lady Marmalade, yes-a!

(Duo hands over firecrackers to ML)
Tai: You think this will work?

ML: Yeah, Tai. Thanks again, Duo.

Duo: You're welcome, ML.

ML: (Lighting up crackers) WAKE UP!! (Crackers explode)

The guys: (Waking up) What?! Where's the fire?

(The domain door opens, and the girls come in. They are still wearing their video costumes)

The Girls: (Sweetly and very seductively): Hey boys.

The guys: (All faint again, with the exception of Tai and Duo)

ML, Tai and Duo: Boys will be boys.

I really hated to do that. Anyway, R&R!!