Digimon Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ A MiSTing of 4 Robster80 fics ❯ Sincere Hope Part 3: The Most Unusual Couple in the World ( Chapter 3 )
TK and Mimi ain't the only weird couple here.
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(SOL)
(We see BRIAN and MAGGIE comforting a traumatized TOM and GYPSY)
BRIAN: There, there guys. When I first met you, I thought that you were a talking gumball machine Tom and that you were a weird vacuum with a mouth Gypsy.
TOM (Sobbing): But you didn't yank my arms and shove quarters down my throat!
GYPSY (Sobbing): And you didn't use me to vacuum dust bunnies!
(Sobbing gets worse)
MAGGIE: Where's Davis and Crow?
BRIAN: I don't know!
CROW (Off screen): DAVIS! DON'T OPEN THE AIR LOCK!
BRIAN: Oh crap!
MAGGIE: We got to stop him!
(Just then CROW appears with a tied up DAVIS)
CROW: Got him. What were you doing opening the air lock?
DAVIS: I wanted to let him out.
TOM (Better): Let who out?
DAVIS: Air.
ALL: AUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
BRIAN: AIR IS NOT A PERSON! IT'S CALLED AN AIR LOCK TO KEEP THE AIR WE BREATHE IN!
DAVIS: Oh, ok.
BRIAN: Your going to stay here until…
(Lights go off)
ALL (But DAVIS): WE GOT FANFIC SIGN!
(Door sequence)
(ALL take their seats and DAVIS takes the seat next to TOM)
DAVIS: What are we watching?
BRIAN: A TK and Mimi romance with hints of Matt and Kari!
DAVIS: WHAT? WHY WON'T KARI GO OUT WITH ME!
CROW: Do you want us to get the list?
DAVIS: Never mind. Why do you watch this?
BRIAN: Its ether this or the your best episodes.
DAVIS: Oh. (Then he gets the message) HEY!
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MAGGIE: Make a wish!
(ALL but DAVIS make their wishes, then looks at DAVIS)
ALL: Dang! He's still here!
DAVIS: HEY!
Mimi looked at the two standing outside
CROW (Singing): Let's go outside.
DAVIS: Why are you talking?
BRIAN: It's what we do to keep our sanity.
DAVIS: But what if the fic is good?
(ALL but DAVIS laugh so hard, they fall out of their seats)
TK's door. She had come up to visit
DAIVS: Joe?
TOM: Izzy?
MAGGIE: Yolie?
BRIAN: Mom?
CROW: Dad?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud?
TK
ALL: Oh.
and ask him
CROW (Mimi): Do you prefer Trojans?
BRIAN: CROW!
out, but when she heard him
DAVIS: Sing?
TOM: Speak?
MAGGIE: Yawn?
BRIAN: Sneeze?
CROW: Hiccup?
shouting
ALL: Oh.
all the way down the hall, she knew that he was confronting either Matt or Kari. She then saw Kari waltz up to the door
BRIAN: For she just completed her dancing lessons.
and realized it was Matt that TK was yelling at.
TOM: Hey that rhymes.
When Kari's face paled
MAGGIE: She should get a tan.
DAVIS: Ahhh… Kari with a perfect tan.
(DAVIS drools at a mental image of Kari with a tan)
MAGGIE (To BRIAN): Should I or should you?
BRIAN: Ladies first.
(MAGGIE gets out her mallet and hits DAVIS)
#BONK#
DAVIS (Dizzy): Duh… Hi my name is mud.
TOM: And remember, mud spelled backwards is "dum."
at TK's words, Mimi couldn't help but smile.
CROW: For she saw TK'S…
BRIAN (Quickly): NO!
CROW: …Wallet. What?
BRIAN: WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT!?
Innocent Kari was no longer so innocent.
MAGGIE: She was sentenced to 99 years in prison with no parole.
DAVIS: WHAT? HOLD ON KARI! I'LL SAVE YOU!
(DAVIS gets up to leave when BRIAN grabs him)
BRIAN: It's a joke. This is not your universe, she's not in jail, SO SIT DOWN!
DAVIS: So, she's not in jail?
BRIAN: No.
DAVIS: Whoo-who! She was pardoned!
BRIAN (Angry): JUST SIT DOWN AND FORGET THAT WE MENTIONED ANYTHING!
DAVIS (Nervous): O-Okay.
(DAVIS quickly takes his seat)
TOM: Boy, when we said he was dumb, we weren't kidding.
Mimi had looked on as TK wished for
DAVIS: A million dollars.
BRIAN: Now your getting the idea.
the two to drop
DAVIS: 400 lbs?
TOM: It?
MAGGIE: The subject?
BRIAN: The idea?
CROW: The topic?
dead
ALL: Oh.
and them gave them the air.
MAGGIE (TK): My gift to you.
TOM (Matt): Awwwwww….. thanks!
They stood there for a moment staring at the door
ALL (Matt & Kari staring at the door): Uhhhhhhhhhhh…
until Matt placed his arm around Kari
TOM: …'s neck.
BRIAN: That's a little dark.
and blindly led her down towards Mimi,
BRIAN (Blind Matt hitting objects): OOF! Excuse me sir.
neither of them noticing her.
TOM: Taking out her knife.
BRIAN: That was dark.
he heard Matt say,
CROW (Matt): All I did was ask him if he wanted to go to the strip club.
BRIAN: CROW!
"Well, it went better than I thought. I was afraid he'd
attack you and then I'd have to kill him." Kari nodded in silence.
(ALL, including DAVIS look with shock)
ALL: WHAT?!
BRIAN (Angry): Urge to kill, rising!
MAGGIE: NO WAY!
CROW: This just got worse!
DAVIS: UGH!
TOM: Matt loves his brother too much to say that and Kari would not be happy that her best friend would wish her to drop dead!
CROW: Fanboy!
That was all Mimi could take.
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
She stalked towards them,
DAVIS (Mimi): Restraining order, shmeorder!
her eyes burning
TOM: Mimi, when you use heat vision, your supposed to open your eyes.
MAGGIE (Mimi): Oops!
a more crimson red than Myotismon's Crimson Lightning attack.
BRIAN: They were bloody?
She saw them look at her
CROW: Naked body.
BRIAN: CROW!
and stop as she walked right up to him.
DAVIS (Mimi): Where's my $2.99?
(BRIAN hits CROW'S head)
#BONK#
CROW (Shaggy, but dizzy): It wasn't me!
BRIAN: TOM!
TOM: Nope
(BRIAN then hits DAVIS)
#BONK#
DAVIS (Dizzy): Duh… It was me.
Matt glared at his ex-girlfriend. "What do you want?"
CROW (Mimi): I said my $2.50!
(BRIAN hits CROW)
#BONK#
CROW (Dizzy): Duh… Witch way did he go? Witch way did he go?
"To think," she said. Her voice was overflowing with icy venom.
MAGGIE: What's with everyone and poison today?
"I was once in
DAVIS (Mimi): That porno movie!
BRIAN: DAVIS!
love with you,"
ALL (Singing): I think I'm in love with you!
she then turned to
DAVIS: Dust?
TOM: A werewolf?
MAGGIE: Jell-O?
BRIAN: A ball of energy?
CROW: A nightmare?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
Kari.
ALL: Oh.
"And that I helped TK hook up with
DAVIS: Anime?
TOM: Hollywood?
MAGGIE: The internet?
BRIAN: A producer?
CROW: A fashion designer?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
you."
ALL: Oh.
Finally, with a speed she had never known,
TOM: Because she never had 300 candy bars.
she raised her right hand and
MAGGIE: Was sworn in to testify.
with one quick motion slapped her open palm across both Kari and Matt's faces,
ALL (But DAVIS): YES!
DAVIS: YOU HIT HER AGAIN MIMI AND YOU'RE DEAD!
BRIAN: Dude, its fanfic, relax.
DAVIS: But she hit my Kari.
MAGGIE: First, she's not yours. Second, its another world, so the real Mimi didn't do anything to the real Kari.
DAVIS: But how can you say that when we saw that she did?
MAGGIE (Angry): JUST SHUT UP AND FORGET THE WHOLE THING!
DAVIS (Scared): O-okay.
MAGGIE: Did you think about it before you picked this guy?
BRIAN: Yep.
MAGGIE: Is torturing him worth this?
BRIAN: Uhhhh…. I'll get back to you on that.
which she had just seen on a rerun of
DAVIS: "The Mask?"
TOM: "Loony Tunes?"
MAGGIE: "Ren & Stimpy?"
BRIAN: "Popeye?"
CROW: "Bevis & Butt-Head?"
"The Three Stooges"
ALL: Oh.
earlier that day. She quickly moved past them towards
CROW: The hotel room TK was in.
BRIAN: CROW!
TK's door. She didn't see them look after
DAVIS: Her piggy bank?
TOM: Her jewelry?
MAGGIE: The family dog?
BRIAN: The cat?
CROW: Her house?
her in shock
ALL: Oh.
and then quickly leave.
CROW: For they were late for their "meeting" with Tai.
BRIAN: CROW!
They knew better than to fight Mimi since she had taken
DAVIS: Steroids?
TOM: Booze?
MAGGIE: Muscle enhances?
BRIAN: Drugs?
CROW: Lessons from Chyna?
self-defense classes.
ALL: Oh.
When she came to the door,
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
her raised fist was stopped by
DAVIS: A traffic cop?
TOM: A sign?
MAGGIE: Tai?
BRIAN: Izzy?
CROW: Cody?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
BRIAN: HA! That kills me.
a faint sob from behind the door.
MAGGIE: How can she hear it from behind the door if it was faint?
TOM: Maybe she has super hearing.
She pressed her ear to the door and listened briefly to
CROW: The Backstreet Boys.
what she knew as the sound of a heart breaking.
TOM: CRASH!
CROW (Mimi): Damn! That's going to cost me a nights work!
BRIAN: CROW!
She had heard it before when Matt broke her heart,
DAVIS: And it cost him $399.99 to fix.
but this was worse than
DAVIS: "Spiceworld?"
TOM: "Last Action Hero?"
MAGGIE: "Cave Dwellers?"
BRIAN: The dubbed "Sailor Moon?"
CROW: The dubbed "Dragon Ball Z?"
what she had gone through.
ALL: Oh.
An older brother and her ex hadn't betrayed her at the same time.
BRIAN: On the next "Jerry Springier!"
And Tai wasn't that close with TK,
MAGGIE: Considering he lived miles away.
so he would do nothing.
TOM: Even though he lived with Kari.
<You were there for me,
CROW: At the corner of Main.
BRIAN: CROW!
TK,> she thought.
<Now it's time I repaid you in full.>
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: NO!
Her mind was made up.
DAVIS: And it only took two days to do it.
She rushed back down two floors to her apartment to change.
TOM: Into a wolf.
What felt like days but was really an hour passed as
MAGGIE: TK finished the first page of the book.
TK remained by the door. His tears had finally stopped,
CROW: But not before he flooded the apartment.
but he stared into space and wished to drown in his tears.
BRIAN: Which he almost did.
A soft knock
TOM: To the head.
BRIAN: That was too dark pal.
woke him from his trance.
DAVIS (TK in a trance): Uhhhhhhhhhhh…
Not bothering to wipe
ALL: GAHHH!
away the tears,
ALL: PHEW!
he got up and opened the door.
MAGGIE (TK): What? A brown paper bag on fire? I'll just stomp on it.
Mimi stood in the hall, looking at him with sympathy
ALL (Singing): It's a bittersweet sympathy.
as soon as she saw his face.
ALL (Singing): Now I'm a believer!
"I saw Kari on my way up earlier and heard everything.
TOM (Wheindfeild from "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"): I heard everything.
You gave them what they deserved."
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: Nuh-uh!
She stepped forward and hugged him.
DAVIS (TK): Mimi… my… ribs!
TK returned the hug, not as slowly as the last time.
TOM: Thus, breaking her back.
BRIAN: What's with you and the dark stuff?
TOM: It's a gift.
As they let go, he noticed
CROW: Her…
(BRIAN gets the tape out)
CROW: …credit card. What?
(BRIAN puts the tape away)
Mimi was wearing jean shorts and a white mid-shirt. He was shocked at how hot she looked.
MAGGIE: For it was the start of Summer and it was 100 degrees outside.
"Wow! What's the occasion?"
DAVIS (Mimi): You paid for me, remember?
BRIAN: DAVIS!
Mimi smiled at him and said,
TOM (Mimi): Forget the payment, it's on the house. In more ways than one.
BRIAN: TOM!
"It's your birthday,
ALL (Singing): It's your birthday! It's your birthday!
silly! I'm taking you out
CROW: She works for the mob TK! RUN!
DAVIS: Goodie! Now I have a better chance with Kari!
(MAGGIE and BRIAN grab the mallets and hit DAVIS on the head)
#BONK#
DAVIS (Dizzy): YOU AND JUN NAKID?! THANK YOU KARI! I LOVE YOU!
BRIAN: Why am I not surprised that inbreeding is one of his fantasies?
TOM: Because he is a product of inbreeding.
BRIAN: Ah.
for dinner and some dancing.
CROW: Oh. My bad.
After what just happened, you could use some
DAVIS (Better): Beer?
TOM: Television?
MAGGIE: Movies?
BRIAN: Books?
CROW: Magic?
fresh air."
ALL: Oh.
TK thought about it for a second and said,
MAGGIE (TK): I can't afford you.
BRIAN: MAGGIE!
"Let me change first. Why don't you come in and have a drink while you wait?"
BRIAN: And there she waited for 5 days.
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ALL (Singing): When you wish, upon a star…
It didn't take TK long to clean himself up and change into
DAVIS: Cody?
TOM: Ken?
MAGGIE: Tai?
BRIAN: Izzy?
CROW: Joe?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
MAGGIE: Why do you keep saying Izzy?
BRIAN: I'm a Mimi/Izzy fan.
MAGGIE: Me too!
BRIAN: Cool. Do you hate Soratos?
MAGGIE: I think Tai should marry Sora.
BRIAN: Wow! Are you doing anything after the fic?
MAGGIE: Well…
TOM: Can you talk latter? We got a fic to rift.
BRIAN & MAGGIE: Oh. Sorry.
a green button-down shirt and black dress shorts.
ALL: Oh.
After leaving a note for his mother,
DAVIS (TK writing note): Leaving home. Not coming back. TA.
ALL: THAT'S TK!
DAVIS: Sorry.
he and Mimi strolled out into the city until they came
ALL: GAK!
to a restaurant/dance club Mimi was familiar with.
ALL: PHEW!
As they approached the door, the man in the ticket booth waved
and said,
TOM (Man at the door): I'm sorry, you need ID.
CROW (TK): ID? We don't need no stinking ID, see.
"Mimi, my dear! You've been gone for too long."
CROW: In good taste, I will not say a word.
BRIAN: Wise choice.
Mimi shook her head
TOM: Off.
BRIAN: You're getting too dark Tom.
and said,
CROW (Mimi): I was here last night. Remember? What we did in the back?
BRIAN: CROW!
"Bruce, you know I was just here with my folks last week."
DAVIS (Bruce): D'ho!
"Like I said, you've been gone for too long.
CROW: I ain't touching that one.
BRIAN: Good.
Say, who's your friend?"
BRIAN (Mimi): My client.
(ALL look at BRIAN)
BRIAN: If you can't beat them, join them.
"This is TK Takaishi, Bruce. It's his birthday today and I'm treating him to a
good time tonight."
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: However, get out as soon as you can.
Bruce looked at TK and smiled.
CROW: I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole.
BRIAN: Nice.
"You're a lucky guy if Mimi's treating,
(BRIAN looks at CROW)
CROW: What?
BRIAN: I got my eye on you.
TK. And a happy birthday to you!
DAVIS (Bruce singing): Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear TG! Happy birthday to you!
ALL (But Davis): THAT'S TK!
DAVIS: Sorry!
For that reason, you guys get in for free."
TOM: So he's just going to let him into a night club without checking his ID because someone he knows, in a way we don't want to know, says its ok?
BRIAN: Yep.
TOM: Just checking.
He pressed a button
#FWOOOOOSH!#
(The screen goes black)
BRIAN (Voice Over): We want to leave too Cambot, but it ain't over!
(The screen returns to the theater)
beside his hand and the main doors opened.
MAGGIE (Bruce): Open sesame!
Mimi and TK thanked Bruce, then entered. The place was packed with dance-crazed people.
TOM (Person): WAH-WHOOOOOOOOO! I'M CRAZY!
A waiter led them to a table near the
DAVIS: Statue?
TOM: Door?
MAGGIE: Bathroom?
BRIAN: Kitchen?
CROW: Entrance?
dance floor
ALL: Oh.
and took their drink
BRIAN: STOP THEIF!
orders.
BRIAN: Never mind.
TK looked over the club before he asked Mimi,
CROW (TK): Do I make you horny baby?
BRIAN: CROW!
"You come here often?"
TOM: Oh, now he uses a pick up line.
"Oh yes! My parents love this place.
DAVIS: Mimi's parents go to a dance club met for teenagers?
BRIAN: Leave it at that Davis.
Bruce's parents own the club and they're good friends of the family.
CROW: How good of friends are they?
BRIAN: CROW!
We usually visit when mom doesn't feel like cooking.
MAGGIE: Which is almost every day.
When she asked why I was going out tonight, I told her
TOM (Mimi): NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! I'M 18! I CAN DO WHAT…
CROW: Okay, okay. Calm down man.
it was your birthday and he said 'that's wonderful of you.'"
ALL: Awwwww….
Mimi then took TK by the
(BRIAN looks at CROW)
CROW: What?
BRIAN: If you even think about saying anything, I'll tape that mouth of yours shut.
hand
ALL (Singing): We're off to neverneverland
and led him to the
DAVIS: Exit?
TOM: Entrance?
MAGGIE: Kitchen?
BRIAN: Stairs?
CROW: Parking lot?
dance floor.
ALL: Oh.
Once there, they let the music take over their minds
TOM (Music): You will buy more CD's!
MAGGIE & BRIAN (TK & Mimi): We will buy more CD's
and followed the crowd.
TOM: Toward the cliff.
BRIAN: Tom, you're starting to scare me.
Mimi watched as TK
DAVIS: Spiked the punch.
danced beside her.
MAGGIE (Mimi): OW! TK, will you stop dancing on my foot?
BRIAN (TK): Sorry.
<He's a pro at
DAVIS: Baseball?
TOM: Football?
MAGGIE: Soccer?
BRIAN: Swimming?
CROW: Dancing?
TOM: Nahhh!
BRIAN: Nuh-uh.
MAGGIE: Not a chance.
DAVIS: That'll be the day Kari doesn't love me.
(BRIAN, MAGGIE, and TOM think for a minute)
BRIAN, MAGGIE, & TOM: We'll go with dancing.
DAVIS: HEY!
dancing, too!
CROW: Looks like Kari doesn't love you Davis.
TOM: But we already knew that.
(DAVIS grumbles angrily)
If Kari's not crying over what she did, she should be if she saw this!>
BRIAN: Or read this.
TK also watched Mimi, but he avoided her eyes as he focused on her dancing
figure.
BRIAN: No one say anything right now.
ALL (But BRIAN): What?
<She grooves like a diva! And has a diva's voice, too.
MAGGIE: And ego of one as well.
God, is she hot!
DAVIS: Then turn down the heat.
...Get that notion outta your head,
ALL (Singing): Was I outta my head? Was I outta my mind? How could have ever been so blind?
TK! She's a
CROW: Hooker.
BRIAN: CROW!
friend and nothing more.
CROW: Than eye candy.
BRIAN: CROW! ONE MORE DIRTY RIFT OUT OF YOU AND I'LL LOCK YOU IN A ROOM WITH DAVIS!
CROW (In a frantic): I'llbegoodI'llbegoodI'llbegood!
BRIAN: Good.
She has no interest in
DAVIS: Sports?
TOM: Video games?
MAGGIE: Television?
BRIAN: Matt?
CROW: Tai?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
DAVIS: Why do they keep repeating that joke?
MAGGIE: It's a good joke. Only an idiot would…
(MAGGIE thinks for a sec)
MAGGIE: I'm sorry that you think it's a bad joke Davis.
DAVIS: HEY!
younger men.
ALL: Oh.
But still... I feel so relaxed around her.
TOM: WHOA! Wait until you're in the bathroom to be that relaxed TK!
More so than I ever did with Kari.>
CROW (TK): Considering she made me do her laundry, the groceries, the shopping, and see "TITANIC."
After the music stopped as the DJ changed CDs,
DAVIS: Put the "Best of Polka" in!
(ALL look at DAVIS)
DAVIS: What?
half the crowd went back to the tables.
TOM: And the other half caused an angry riot when the DJ played a Brittany Spears CD.
After they sat down,
CROW: They spilled coffee on their laps to sue the restaurant.
Mimi and TK received their drinks
MAGGIE (Waitress): Here's your beer, and your beer. Are you sure you're over 21?
TOM (TK): Yep.
CROW (Mimi): Uh-huh. Moron.
and ordered their meal.
DAVIS (Waiter): Chicken or fish?
TOM (TK): Fish please.
DAVIS (Waiter): No, is it chicken or fish?
TK asked for grilled chicken and french fries.
BRIAN (Waiter): Does this place look like a McDonalds to you?
Having never tried that, Mimi ordered the same.
MAGGIE (Waitress): This isn't a fast food joint ma'am.
TK explained that he had it
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: Food! He met food!
during a family trip to
DAVIS: America Town?
TOM: A Chinese restaurant?
MAGGIE: Burger King?
BRIAN: The store?
CROW: Tokyo?
America years ago.
ALL: Oh.
The two resumed talking as they waited for
DAVIS: Joe?
TOM: Tai?
MAGGIE: Cody?
BRIAN: Izzy?
CROW: Yolie?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
their food.
ALL: Oh.
They avoided talking
DAVIS: That would make an award date.
about Kari and Matt,
TOM (TK): So, am a better date than…
MAGGIE (Mimi): I don't want to talk about him. But, am I better than…
TOM (TK): Just drop it.
but talked about
DAIVS: Movies?
MAGGIE: Cars?
TOM: Animals?
BRIAN: Izzy?
CROW: Cody?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
Tai, Joe and the other Digi-Destined
ALL: Oh.
and how they were doing now.
BRIAN (Announcer): Right here, on VH1'S "Where are they now? Digidestined!"
TK was surprised that his friends Cody and Ken was now
apprentices to Izzy,
CROW: At least they didn't say "Interns."
BRIAN: Something tells me that if it did, you had a dirty joke lined up having to do with Clinton.
CROW: Yep.
and Mimi was shocked
DAVIS: OUCH!
that Sora actually had a crush on
DAVIS: Me?
(ALL but DAVIS laugh hysterically)
DAVIS: HEY!
TK
DAVIS: Oh.
before she began dating Tai.
TOM: What is with this guy and switching couples?
BRIAN: I don't know, but if this has Yolie saying she loves TK, I'm gone.
She almost became jealous at the thought if she hadn't remembered that it was two years ago when it happened and TK had turned Sora down for Kari.
BRIAN: And just imagine the result if he didn't.
(ALL shudder)
As they talked, they began to feel closer than ever.
MAGGIE: For one of them was caring magnets and the other had metallic boots.
TK, not knowing what he was doing, slowly reached out and took Mimi's hand into his.
BRIAN: Don't even think about it Crow.
CROW: Dang.
Mimi glanced at
CROW: His…
BRIAN (Quickly): CROW!
CROW: …checkbook. What?
BRIAN: Sorry.
this, and squeezed his
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: That was too easy.
fingers affectionately. TK blushed as he felt her squeeze.
TOM: What is she trying to do? Make him squirt toothpaste?
He was now having a good time,
DAVIS: And all he had to do was pay for her.
BRIAN: DAVIS!
and was mentally figuring out
DAVIS: Math?
TOM: The theory of relativity?
MAGGIE: What to do today?
BRIAN: Which way to go?
CROW: What he ordered?
his feelings for Mimi.
ALL: Oh.
Finally,
MAGGIE (Singing): Finally, it's happened to me.
their chicken and fries had arrived.
TOM: After all these years.
Mimi was astonished at how tasty it was.
MAGGIE (Mimi): YUM! It doesn't taste like trash after all.
TK then told her how Matt had made a big fuss refusing to eat the
grilled chicken for the first time,
BRIAN (Matt): NO! I DON'T WANA EAT FRY CHICKEN! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
and they burst into laughter.
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
After their meal,
TOM: Mimi burged, then purged!
BRIAN: You might need a time out and a trip to the psychiatrist.
the music started again, this time it was a slow dance kind of
song from an American band called "Chicago."
DAVIS: That's my favorite song.
(TOM gets a copy out as BRIAN plays the record backwards)
RECORD: I COMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER TO SPREAD THE BLOOD OF THE INOCENT!
CROW: Wow man! Chicago kicks ass!
BRIAN: The "Little Nicky" Sketch ladies and gentleman.
TK stood up and said, "May I have
this dance, Princess Mimi?"
MAGGIE: I don't want to remember the spoiled princess.
BRIAN: I still remember the last time she was Princess Mimi. She took the term spoiled brat to a new low.
TOM & CROW: FANCOUPLE! FANCOUPLE! FANCOUPLE!
BRIAN & MAGGIE: WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!
Mimi blushed at the name she hadn't been called for so long.
TOM (Mimi): Wow! I can't remember the last time I was so spoiled or had my nightmares haunt me.
"Of course, Takeru." She stood up and reached out her hand.
DAVIS: And he cut it off.
BRIAN: I think the darkness is spreading.
TK took it
CROW: Nahh… too easy.
and led her down to the
DAVIS: Basement?
TOM: First floor?
MAGGIE: Exit?
BRIAN: Stairs?
CROW: Cellar?
floor.
ALL: Oh.
Once there, he watched helplessly as Mimi carefully put his shaking hands on her hips
DAVIS (TK): HELP! A BUTIEFUL WOMAN IS PUTTING MY ARMS AROUND HER HIPS!
before she placed her arms around his
TOM: Neck.
(MAGGIE hits TOM'S head with the mallet)
#BONK#
TOM (Dizzy): Duh… I like pie.
shoulders and drew him a little closer to her.
ALL (Singing): I get a little bit closer.
He nearly fainted at
MAGGIE: The smell of her perfume.
TOM (TK): WHEW! Mimi! Go light on the white diamonds, huh?!
the touch of her hips and the awareness of how close he was to her,
CROW: Boobs.
BRIAN: CROW!
but her encircling arms saved him from falling back.
DAVIS: I never knew Mimi was an octopus.
They let the music take over again,
TOM (Music): YOU WILL GO TO OUR CONCERTS!
MAGGIE & BRIAN (TK & Mimi): We will go to your concerts.
only this time they locked onto each other's eyes.
BRIAN & MAGGIE (TK & Mimi): Target locked!
TK's mind was racing
CROW (Race announcer): AND THE WINNER OF THE INDY 500 IS TK'S MIND!
as he felt butterflies overfill his stomach.
BRIAN (TK): I knew that chicken tasted funny.
He couldn't dare tell Mimi he was falling
DAVIS (Singing): 'CAUSE I'M FREEEEEEEEE! FREE FALLING!
for
DAVIS: Yolie?
TOM: Sora?
MAGGIE: Jun?
BRIAN: Kari?
CROW: His teacher?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
her,
ALL: Oh.
but he knew he couldn't hold back,
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: HIS FEELINGS! THE AUTHOR MEANS HIS FEELINGS!
either. That's how he lost Kari.
DAVIS: YESSSS!!! KARI'S MINE!
BRIAN (Angry): THIS ISN'T YOUR UNIVERSE! GET IT THROUGH YOU THICK SKULL!
DAVIS (Scared): O-o-okay.
His inner voice scolded him for thinking about what might have been.
ALL (But DAVIS): We prefer what might have been.
DAVIS: HEY!
He needed to get over
DAVIS: The hump?
TOM: The hurtle?
MAGGIE: The bump?
BRIAN: The hill?
CROW: The obstacles?
Kari,
ALL: Oh.
but he didn't want to
TOM (TK): I DON'T WANNA!
seem like he'd take anybody on the rebound.
CROW (Announcer): HE GETS THE REBOUND!
He didn't want to lose his deepening friendship with Mimi.
DAVIS: Just how deep is Mimi's friendship?
BRIAN: DAVIS!
Mimi couldn't tell what TK was thinking, but she knew she couldn't hold back
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: HER FEELINGS! THE AUTHOR MEANS HER FEELINGS!
her true feelings any longer.
MAGGIE: As opposed to her false feelings?
"TK?"
DAVIS (TK): That's my name. Don't wear it out!
"Hm?"
MAGGIE: WOW! ITS HM!
"What would you say if I told you I consider this our first date, and that I
love you with all my heart?"
TOM (TK): I'd say you're nuts!
TK looked into her eyes, smiled, and said,
DAVIS (TK): How much are you again?
(MAGGIE hits DAVIS with her mallet)
#BONK#
DAVIS (Dizzy): Duhh… Why Kari, how did you know I liked S&M?
ALL: EWWWWWWW! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
"I'd say, I'm in heaven
ALL (But DAVIS): And we're in hell.
and I'm lucky
ALL (Singing): She's so lucky, she's a star!
to have someone like you to care about me.
ALL: Awww…
I... I love you,
MAGGIE (Singing): I love you, you love me.
too. I just didn't want to seem like I was looking for
DAVIS: Waldo?
TOM: Tai?
MAGGIE: Sora?
BRIAN: Yolie?
CROW: Jun?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
someone to take on the rebound-."
ALL: Oh.
"I know how you feel.
CROW: They're not even back at the apartment yet.
BRIAN: CROW!
I was afraid to tell you because you might hate all girls after all that just happened."
DAVIS (TK): I STILL DO YOU…
(MAGGIE grabs DAVIS'S mouth shut)
MAGGIE: No.
"I did... until yesterday when an angel
ALL (Singing): Girl you're my angel, you're my darling angel.
of
DAVIS: Death?
TOM: Peace?
MAGGIE: Light?
BRIAN: Darkness?
CROW: Life?
mercy
ALL: Oh.
took it upon herself to comfort me."
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
They leaned closer together as they
DAVIS: Crashed into each other.
talked until their lips met
BRIAN (TK'S lips): Hi. I'm TK'S lips.
MAGGIE (Mimi's lips): Hi. I'm Mimi's lips.
and they kissed. It was a deep kiss that engulfed them both.
TOM: They swallowed each other's heads?
TK's head swam.
CROW: But drowned.
BRIAN: I think your darkness is spreading Tom.
A simple childhood crush gone to friendship had now jumped right to love.
DAVIS: And went past go and collected $200.
He had never imagined this would happen to him or Mimi.
ALL (Singing): It could happen to you!
Mimi was enjoying the kiss as well. If someone had told her long ago that she'd be romantically kissing a younger man one-day
CROW: She'd bring protection.
BRIAN: CROW!
she would have laughed her head off.
TOM: Nahh… Too easy.
Now, she couldn't care less if anyone saw this and hated her.
BRIAN: We don't hate her. We hate the coupling, but not her. We hate the fact that they love each other, but not her. We hate that they're kissing, but not her. We hate…
MAGGIE: Okay. Ease off the caffeine.
She was in love with
DAVIS: Matt?
TOM: Tai?
MAGGIE: Ken?
BRIAN: Izzy?
CROW: Joe?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
a caring gentleman,
ALL: Oh
and she was happy.
TOM: For she was stoned.
They broke the kiss
DAVIS: CRASH!
CROW (Mimi): There goes another night's work.
BRIAN: CROW!
as the song ended and a voice came over the speakers.
TOM (Voice): Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard. Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.
"Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please!
CROW (Voice): Directly in the center ring…
It has come
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
to our attention that someone in the club has
DAVIS: Pot?
TOM: Exodiosy?
MAGGIE: Weed?
BRIAN: Acid?
CROW: Alcohol?
a birthday today.
ALL: Oh.
Soooo, let's everyone give a big birthday cheer to Mr. TK Takaishi!"
ALL: YEAH! YAHOO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
The crowd applauded loudly as TK blushed and Mimi hugged him.
TOM (TK): MY SPINE!
"Hey, TK!" Mimi and TK looked to see
DAVIS: Ken?
TOM: Cody?
MAGGIE: Joe?
BRIAN: Tai?
CROW: Matt?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
Davis
ALL: Oh.
rush up to them. TK was shocked.
DAVIS: Because he was struck by lightning.
First of all, Davis had called him by his name correctly.
ALL (But DAVIS): 0_o
BRIAN: Hell has just frozen over!
TOM: Oh my god! This means that the world's going to end, pigs are flying, and Davis has a chance with Kari!
DAVIS: HEY!
Second, he wasn't angry. Maybe it was because Kari wasn't with TK.
CROW: I say it's because of Prozac.
Davis placed a hand on TK's shoulder and said,
DAVIS (Himself): Thanks for giving up. Now Kari's mine BJ.
ALL (Angry): TK!
DAVIS: Sorry.
"Hey, man,
CROW (Davis): Nice shot.
fancy meeting you here!
TOM: You're using a pick up line on TK?
CROW: I never knew you swan both ways.
MAGGIE: I guess all those times you were obsessed with Kari because she was also with TK.
DAVIS: BRIAN, AREN'T YOU GOING TO STOP THEM?!
BRIAN: Sorry, there's the evidence right there.
Happy birthday, too!"
DAVIS (Himself): NOW GIVE ME CAKE AND KARI!
(MAGGIE hits DAVIS with the mallet)
#BONK#
DAVIS (Dizzy): Duh… I go night night now.
(DAVIS is knocked out)
"Uh, thanks. What brings you here?"
(DAVIS wakes up)
DAVIS (Himself): My folks drove me.
Davis' smile faded
TOM: Too bad the rest of him didn't.
DAVIS: HEY!
as he said, "My sister told me days ago about how Kari and Matt are now dating,
BRIAN (Davis): Now, I'll just annoy Matt.
and yesterday I saw them together just like you did. I want
you to know I'm sorry, because I realized how much you loved her."
ALL (But DAVIS): 0_o
MAGGIE: Davis is being mature?!
BRIAN: That means that Veemon is going to have a chance with Gatomon!
ALL (But DAVIS): AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DAVIS: HEY! He's got a chance.
MAGGIE: And Gorge Clooney made a terrific Batman.
DAVIS: HEY!
Mimi looked at TK in
DAVIS: The hall?
TOM: Space?
MAGGIE: Side?
BRIAN: Ward?
CROW: Rose colored glasses?
worry,
ALL: Oh.
but TK said, "I appreciate it, Davis. I'm sorry, too, since you loved her just as much-."
TOM (TK): As you stalked her.
DAVIS: HEY! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU GUYS?!
ALL: Annoyed the hell out of us, stalked Kari, kept getting TK'S name wrong…
DAVIS: Oh.
Davis shook his head. "Not anymore, I don't. I'm over her now
DAVIS: I'll never get over my Kari.
BRIAN: DIE BAKA!
(BRIAN lunges out of his seat to kill DAVIS, but MAGGIE holds him back)
MAGGIE: Calm down Brian! CALM DOWN!
BRIAN (Getting back into his seat and calming down): Thanks Maggie.
DAVIS: You might have done something you would have regretted later.
BRIAN: Not really.
DAVIS: HEY!
and dating Sandra from our science class. Her birthday was yesterday and she always wanted to come here, so I asked her out.
TOM: A girl…
MAGGIE: Just accepted…
BRIAN: A date…
CROW (To DAVIS): With you?!
DAVIS: Why not? I'm a regular Casanova.
(ALL, but DAVIS. laugh hysterically, MAGGIE, TOM, and CROW are in tears and BRIAN falls out of his seat)
DAVIS: HEY!
I just wish my sister would get over your brother.
ALL (Singing): I'll never get over you, getting over me.
She was still crying bathtubs when I left.
BRIAN: And I thought TK cried a lot.
Well, I said all I wanted to.
TOM: Too bad he ain't like that in real life.
DAVIS: HEY! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!
ALL: Annoyed the hell out of us, stalked Kari, got TK'S name wrong…
DAVIS: I mean today.
ALL: Annoyed the hell out of us, stalked Kari, got TK'S name wrong…
Have fun, birthday boy!" With that, Davis took off.
CROW: His…
MAGGIE: Do you really want any of us to have a mental image of that in our heads?
DAVIS: HEY!
CROW: AHHHHH!!! WHAT WAS I ABOUT TO DO?! I FEEL DIRTY!
TK and Mimi soon left the club after thanking
DAVIS: Me?
TOM: Joe?
MAGGIE: Tai?
BRIAN: Izzy?
CROW: Sora?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
Bruce
ALL: Oh.
and the owners for the free meal
BRIAN (TK): That was a great meal. And for free.
MAGGIE (Mimi): Yeah. Did yours taste like trash too?
and the birthday announcement.
TOM: Which embarrassed TK so bad, he hid in his room for weeks.
They walked back to their building arm-in-arm.
CROW: Hand-in-hand, Tong-in…
BRIAN (Quickly): NO!
Once they reached TK's apartment, TK took Mimi into his arms and hugged her.
MAGGIE (Mimi): MY BACK!
DAVIS (TK): Oops. Sorry.
"Thank you for everything these past few days, Mimi."
DAVIS (TK): How much?
BRIAN: DAVIS!
"TK, I'll always be here to help you...
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: You will NOT take this out of content.
because I love you."
ALL: Awwww….
TK couldn't resist anymore.
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: Or that.
He pulled Mimi close and kissed her passionately.
MAGGIE (Mimi): MMMMMMMM!!!
TOM (TK): What?
MAGGIE (Mimi): I NEED AIR!
TOM (TK): Sorry, I didn't realize that I kissed that hard.
She returned it with love,
TOM: For TK didn't have enough postage.
running her fingers through his blond hair.
DAVIS (Announcer): AND THE WINNER OF THE BOSTEN MARATHON IS… MIMI'S FINGERS!
As they reluctantly broke the kiss,
TOM: CRASH!
CROW (Mimi): DANG! That's…
BRIAN: If it's along the lines of "another night's work," then I'll hurt you.
CROW: Never mind.
she looked at him and said, "So, shall we go out again next weekend?"
ALL (But DAVIS): NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
DAVIS: YES, BG! GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE WITH KARI!
BRIAN (Angry): THIS ISN'T YOUR WORLD YOU BAKA! IF YOU SAY ONE MORE THING ABOUT YOU WANTING TO BE WITH KARI, OR GET TK'S NAME WRONG AGAIN, I'LL KILL YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
DAVIS (Scared): I'MSORRY!I'MSORRY!I'MSORRY!I'MSORRY!
TK said, "Only if I treat next time.
ALL (But DAVIS): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! TK AND KARI FOREVER!
DAVIS: HEY!
I can't let it look like I'm taking advantage of you.
CROW: Too easy.
Good night, Mimi."
"Good night, Takeru."
DAVIS: Good night John Boy.
BRIAN: Good night Jake.
MAGGIE: Good night Fatman.
TOM: Good night Chief.
CROW: Good night McCloud.
They kissed once more before TK went in. He waltzed into his room,
DAVIS: Kinda tuff to do a two-person dance by your self.
dressed for
DAVIS: Marriage?
TOM: Success?
MAGGIE: Dating?
BRIAN: School?
CROW: Fighting?
bed,
ALL: Oh.
and pulled out his
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
BRIAN: NO!
journal to write a late entry: "Today will always be the best birthday I ever had.
BRIAN: That's what he said last year.
TOM: And the year before that.
DAVIS: And the year before that.
MAGGIE: And so on.
CROW: HEY! I wanted to say "and the year before that."
BRIAN: Sorry.
I lost a friend, but gained a new love in return.
ALL: Awwwww…
I'm still mad at Matt for what he did,
DAVIS: That would explain the picture of Matt with dart holes in it.
but maybe I'll forgive him... after I make him suffer of course.
BRIAN (Singing as TK): I'll send him cheesy movies. The worst I can find.
ALL (Singing): La, la, la.
BRIAN (Singing as TK): He'll have to sit and watch them all, and I'll monitor his mind.
ALL (Singing): La, la, la.
Hey, I can't always be the nice guy!
BRIAN (Singing): Nice guys finish last, when you're running out of gas.
"I think... No, I know I really love Mimi.
TOM (TK writing): No, I think. No, I know. No, I think. I CAN'T DECIDE!
How everyone else will react to this
BRIAN: Oh, well just try to torture Robster80, but that'll be it.
doesn't matter at all. Kari had her chance, and she blew it.
(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)
I can't get Mimi out of my head
CROW (Singing): Was I out of my head, was I out of my mind?
now. I can still see her grooving and feel her touch. Now I
really know what love is."
ALL (Singing): I wanna know what love is!
Meanwhile, Mimi lay on her bed, writing in her diary. "I've had many kisses over
the years from guys like Matt, Joe, and even Tai.
CROW: Wow! Does she get around!
BRIAN: CROW!
But, the one I got from TK tonight will always be the most special.
CROW: That's what she said about Tai, Joe, Izzy…
BRIAN: CROW!
DAVIS: HEY! I should be included on that list.
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DAVIS: HEY!
Whether or not he'll forgive Matt, I don't know.
MAGGIE: Judging by the millions of "I hate Matt" letters in his room, I doubt it.
But I do know that Matt will be suffering if I have anything to say about.
MAGGIE (Mimi singing): I'll send him cheesy stories. The worst I can find.
ALL (Singing): La, la, la.
MAGGIE (Mimi singing): He'll have to sit and watch them all, and I'll monitor his mind.
ALL (Singing): La, la, la.
Kari, too,
DAVIS (Mimi singing): I'll…
BRIAN: Its been done to death already Davis.
but twice as much. I'm sure I can get Tai's girlfriend to keep
him out of this, so Kari's fair game.
ALL (Singing): It's time to play the game!
"Diary, I won't lie to you... I'm in love with
DAVIS: Tai?
TOM: Matt?
MAGGIE: Cody?
BRIAN: Izzy?
CROW: Joe?
TOM: Chief?
CROW: McCloud!
TK and must have been secretly for so long.
TOM: It's called a crush.
I want to jump straight to next week so we can be together again.
BRIAN: Take your time. We can wait.
I'll still see him in school, of course, but I mean together as on a date, just
the two of us and no one else..."
CROW: That they can see. Heh, heh, heh.
BRIAN: CROW!
After she had written her entry,
CROW: She woke up, and it was a bad dream. The end.
BRIAN: I wish.
she grabbed her calendar and marked the next Saturday in red
TOM: Blood red.
BRIAN: Tom, the minute the fic is over, I'm sending you to a therapist.
to remind her before she went to sleep.
ALL: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
She soon dreamed of TK and her together again. <I can't wait for our next date, Takeru!>
ALL (But DAVIS): We can.
DAVIS: I CAN'T! I WANT A CHANCE WITH KARI!
BRIAN: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
(MAGGIE holds BRIAN back as he lunges from his seat towards DAVIS)
MAGGIE: CLAM DOWN! YOU CAN GET HIM AFTER THE FIC!
BRIAN (Returning to his seat, calming down): Ok. I'll wait.
THE END
ALL: YESSSSSSSS!
Soooo, what do you think?
ALL (Jay Sherman): IT STINKS!
Normally I'm a Takari fan,
ALL: THEN WHY DID YOU WRITE THIS?!
but this idea just came to me after finding out there's more Yakari fanfics out there and I consider this my response to it.
ALL: Oh.
Please read and review.
CROW: How about read and rift? We're good at that.
PS: Hello out there to Kari Kamiya and all my favorite Takari writers.
DAVIS (Robster80): Please don't tar and feather me.
BRIAN: And with that, we're out of here!
(ALL exit)
(Door sequence)
(SOL)
CROW: That was weird.
MAGGIE: Just when I thought the couples couldn't get anymore strange.
TOM: Ever since someone created the word "Sorato," couples like this have been popping up all over the place.
BRIAN (To DAVIS): Next to you and Kari…
DAVIS: HEY!
BRIAN: …and Tai and Kari, that is the most unusual couple that I have ever seen.
CROW: I wonder why the Mads haven't called.
BRIAN: Let's find out.
(BRIAN taps the Mads light)
(UNIVERISTY PARKING LOT)
(We see PEARL'S mini-bus, the widow maker, rocking back and forth)
(SOL)
ALL: 0_o
(PARKING LOT)
(We still see the widow maker rock back and forth)
(SOL)
(ALL look like that they are about to say something, look at each other, then look at the screen)
ALL: 0_o
DAVIS: Why is that van rocking back and forth?
(ALL look at DAVIS)
DAVIS: What?
MAGGIE: And you wonder why Kari won't go out with you.
(PARKING LOT, where NED it trying to get PEARL'S attention)
NED (Knocking on the door): Ms. Forrester? Ma'am?
QB TED: Duhhh… The subjects are uh… doing that thing where they talk to you.
NED: Calling?
QB TED: Duhh… no, I'm talking.
NED: Never mind.
(PEARL opens the door, and she looks angry)
PEARL: HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT MY UH, PRIVATE SEESION!
NED: But ma'am, it was them. (Points to BRIAN, TOM, DAVIS, CROW, and MAGGIE)
PEARL: Oh, it was, huh?! Find them another fic.
QB TED: Duhh… I hear that there's a sequel.
(SOL)
ALL (But DAVIS): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DAVIS: YES! Another fic where BG isn't with Kari.
(BRIAN looks a DAVIS with daggers in his eyes)
BRIAN: DIE YOU BAKA!
(MAGGIE holds BRIAN back, but not before BRIAN kicked DAVIS in his "personal digivice")
DAVIS: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
(PARKING LOT, a man is next to PEARL)
MAN: Hey Pearl, why did you stop?
(We then see the man as none other than…)
(SOL)
ALL: MIKE?!
BRIAN: Correction, THAT is the most unusual couple that I have ever seen!
(PARKING LOT)
MIKE: Hey guys. How was the fic?
(SOL)
BRIAN: Oh, you know. Torturous.
MAGGIE: Painful.
BRIAN: Same old, same old.
TOM: MIKE! YOU, AND HER?!
CROW: WHY?! HOW?!
(PARKING LOT)
MIKE: Well, we met over coffee to talk about old times, and now here we are.
PEARL: Oh, you guys, and girl, are going to get it!
(PEAL looks at MIKE)
PEARL: Do you want to continue?
(MIKE happily nods)
(As we see the credits, we hear the widow maker rocking back and forth)
>Meanwhile, Mimi lay on her bed, writing in her diary. "I've had many kisses over
the years from guys like Matt, Joe, and even Tai.