Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ *~DiGiTaL iNsAnItY~* ❯ The Royal Knights die FINALLY! Lucemon’s ugly evolution! ( Chapter 15 )

"The Royal Knights die FINALLY! Lucemon's ugly evolution!"

NARRATOR: -
In the last episode the chosen visited Ophanimon's Libaray and talked randomly about Harry Potter books for a while…heh!
Then Lucemon was reborn and he kicked the chosen's asses…
…beaten by a cute little angel? Is there ANYTHING these kids don't get their asses kicked by…?

The kids are stood on the yellow moon…all looking up at the nothingness which is the digital world…

IZUMI - It's so morbid looking now… oh well… the yellow moon is better…who needs the digital world when we have a place like this…I say let lucemon have his world…Hehehehehehe….(*Her nervous laughing dies out when she realizes the other's aren't laughing*)…yeah….whatever…

KOUICHI: - I hate yellow…. It's an ugly colour…

JUNPEI: - I feel so sad…

PATAMON: - (*Walking away*) Ah well if anyone wants me I'll be jumping off the nearest cliff I can find…cya!

BOKOMON: - (*Grabbing Patamon by his pink belt*) Oh no! Your not taking the easy way outta all this…

PATAMON: - Why not? We're all gonna die anyway…

KOUICHI: - (*Sniff*) Excuse me…I…I got something in my eye…(*runs off crying*)

BOKOMON: - Now look what you did, you made Kouichi-Han cry…

TAKUYA: - Ah, everyone cheer up, we're not beat yet ^_^ Not as long as we're still breathing!

JUNPEI: - Yeah…whatever…

IZUMI: - If anyone asks I'd like Brittany spears played at my funeral…

KOUICHI: - (*Suddenly snapping out of his sad state and laughs*) Ha! Brittany Spears!

IZUMI: - And WHAT is so funny about that fire boy!?!

KOUICHI: - Oh…nothing…(*Bursts out laughing again*) … Britany Spears….

TAKUYA: - Erm…Kouji… your brother is scaring me…

KOUJI: - What? And he didn't before?

TAKUYA: - True True….

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Back on the nothingness which is the digital world…

LUCEMON: - (*To the royal knights*) Lets see I've beat you at….strip monopoly, strip poker, strip duel monsters… what else do you wanna play…?

DYNASMON: - We'll play whatever you decide to Lucemon-Sama…

LORDKNIGHTMON: - Oh just QUIT sucking up, Dynasmon-Chan… and I don't wanna play anymore strip games…it's getting boring…

LUCEMON: - (*Pouts*) Not even strip Hop Scotch? How about a strip Pokemon Card Game…(*Brings out his Pokemon cards*) …We can use my deck it's full of Charmanders…I like Charmanders…

LORDKNIGHTMON: - Pleeeeeeeeeease no more strip games…

LUCEMON: - Humph! (*Throws his cards away as he pouts*) Fine then…. (*He then looks up to the yellow moon*) Hey I got a cool idea… how about you two go to the yellow moon and beat those kids up…that'll be fun…

DYNASMON: - It will be our pleasure Lucemon-Sama…

LORDKNIGHTMON: - Oh COME ON! Can't you go beat them up…your strong enough…

LUCEMON: - (*Shrugs*) I would but…I just don't want to… now go before I'm forced to do something nasty, hehehehehehe!

LORDKNIGHTMON: - (*Sigh*) fine…

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Back on the Yellow moon…

IZUMI: - Look I see funny pink round things…

JUNPEI: - They're called bubbles Izumi

IZUMI: - (*Growls*) I KNOW! (*She kicks Junpei in the stomach and he collapses to the floor in pain*)

JUNPEI: - That hasn't happened in a while…

TOMOKI: - Come on lets go check it out…

KOUJI: - (*shrugs*) Heh! Why not…not like we have anything better to do…

So they all run towards the pink bubble things and see…

TOMOKI: - (*Getting all excited*) AWWWWWWWWWWW…..KAWAII WIDDLE BABY DIGIMON!!!! WHEEEEEE!!!! (*Picks up and Upamon and hugs it to death*)

TAKUYA: - Hey… so this is where the digieggs from the Village of Beginnings went…

EVERYONE ELSE: - (*All look clueless as they hold cute baby digimon in their arms*) Huh!?!

TAKUYA: - Oh yeah that's right…. Due to the author's lazyness she never did episode 42…

AUTHOR: - (*Shrugs*) Ah…whatever… I'm gonna capture me some cute baby digimon now… (*brings out a Pokeball and wanders off*)

TAKUYA: - But you can't…. ah I'm not even gonna bother…

KOUJI: - (*Holding a crying tokomon*) Er… a little help… this thing is crying and I don't know how to stop it…is there…like an off button somewhere…?

KOUICHI: - (*Holding a Poyomon that looks in pain*) I think mines broken… or just constipated… (*Holds it up above his head*)… wonder what's wron….(*It then farts in his face spraying a strange white cloud over his head*) Ahem…. Well that was unpleasant…

Meanwhile Patamon, on his journey to find something to hang himself with, comes across two digieggs…which suddenly hatch into Lopmon and Salamon…

LOPMON: - Hi I'm Lopmon, I like to dress in pink dresses and have tea parties…

SALAMON: - Hi I'm Salamon and I love to watch people fighting to the death…

PATAMON: - Hi I'm Patamon and I wanna kill myself…

ALL 3: - YAY! We're now best friends!

As they start to play together the others are watching.

BOKOMON: - Awwwww… lookie! The 3 great angels are together again… Lopmon is Cherubimon and Salamon is Ophanimon…. Awww so cute ^_^

KOUICHI: - (*Points to Lopmon*) ARGH! You mean that's the thing that corrupted me?! Kill it! Kill it!

KOUJI: - You were already corrupted…

KOUICHI: - Well I meant corrupted more….

TAKUYA: - What I wanna know is why the author is using the dub name for Salamon instead of the Japanese name, Plotmon…

AUTHOR: - Cos Salamon is cutier…. Plus why have a digimon named Plotmon in these parodies when they actually have no plot…

TAKUYA: - Huh…wha!?!

Suddenly all the little baby digimon run away scared.

JUNPEI: - Did we do something wrong…

TOMOKI: - (*Sniffs the air then pulls a face*) Ugh! Someone has…

LOPMON: - No they ran away because there's a strange pink digimon riding his white horsey up there… (*Points to the sky where the Royal knights are approaching*)

PATAMON: - ARGH! It's the Royal Knights! We're all gonna die!

KOUJI: - You have no faith in us do you?

PATAMON: - Nope…

KOUJI: - Heh! Fair enough…

SALAMON: - (*To Takuya*) Are you going to start this game and become my bitch…?

TAKUYA: - Yer wha!?!

*Takuya flashes back to episode one…*

TAKUYA: - (*Reading off the phone*) Do you want to start the game...yes or no? Hummm...yeah why not?!

PHONE: - Whahahahahaha! You've now become my bitch Takuya Kanbara!

*Out of flashback*

TAKUYA: - Wow! Cool flashback… don't want to have anymore though so…(*Pops a couple of Kouichi's "Flashback Gone" Pills*)

KOUICHI: - HEY! You stole those from me…

TAKUYA: - Okay lets just kick these fancy pants royal knights' big asses…I've had enough of them…

KOUJI: - Yeah! Lets Hyper spirit evolve… EVERYONE!!!!

LORDKNIGHTMON: - What? We don't even get to say our Motto first?

TAKUYA: - No

DYNASMON: - Heh! Fine then…you go do your stupid evolution thing…

KOUJI: - We will…

LORDKNIGHTMON: - Well FINE! Humph…

BOTH: - HYPER SPIRIT EVOLUTION!!!!

KASIERGREYMON - KaiserGreymon!

MAGNAGARURUMON: - MagnaGarurumon!

KASIERGREYMON: - Now lets get busy!!!!!

They start fighting…and actually look like they're winning this time…

JUNPEI: - Well that makes a refreshing change….

IZUMI; - Oh well we're useless again…

KOUICHI: - I'm gonna go burn me some pretty flowers….

Anyway MagnaGarurumon and KaiserGreymon manages to pummel Dynasmon and LordKnightmon GOOD and both now have digicode rings around them.

LORDKNIGHTMON: - ARGH! MY DIGICODE RING IS SHOWING!!!! (*Tries to cover himself up…*)

DYNASMON: - ARGH! LORDKNIGHTMON - CHAN!!!!

KAISERGREYMON: - Ah quite trying to be dramatic, we're gonna go scan your digicode now and….

LUCEMON: - (*From behind them*) No no I wanna do that! (*Scans the Royal Knights Digicode*) Fractal code DIGITIZE!!!!

MAGNAGARURUMON: - HEY! Quit using the dub terms!

LUCEMON: - heh! Whatever! I'm just gonna evolve now (*Evolves into Lucemon Falldown mode*)

KAISERGREYMON: - Arh! Crap!

IZUMI: - Man that's one ugly looking angel….demon…thing…

LUCEMON FM: - Hey! I am NOT ugly! I'm sexy baby yeah!

JUNPEI: - Yeah right (*cough, cough*) Myotismon (*cough*)

LUCEMON FM: - I am not Myotismon… and I will prove it by being better than him and succesing in destroying some digi destined kiddies…

MAGNAGARURUMON: - ARGH! >_< QUIT USING THE DUB TERMS!!!!

KOUICHI: - I wanna set fire to him…. (*Goes all sparkly eyed*)

KASIERGREYMON: - I've had enough of the Myotismon wannabe jerk…prepare to eat fire you FREAK! ARGH! (*Runs towards Lucemon FM*)

MAGNAGARURUMON: - (*shouts*) Kasier Greymon…NOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. Argh! He'll learn by his own mistakes….

Lucemon FM kicks KG up in the air then flies up and gabs him by the legs so he's upside down.

LUCEMON FM: - Time for my amazing Lucemon double slammer piledriver move…

KG: - (*Sweatdrops*) Ugh! That didn't sound nice -_-;;

Lucemon then plummets to the ground slamming KG's head into the yellow rock of the moon, still holding him he turns back into Takuya.

TAKUYA: - (*In a sarcastic but rather peeved tone*) Great! Now I have another fatal concussion, thankyou Mr. I think I'm so sexy Lucemon…

LUCEMON FM: - I am so sexy…thanks for noticing…

TAKUYA: -_-;; Er…. Yeah…whatever…

Lucemon then drops Takuya to the floor causing his digicode to appear around him.

LUCEMON: - I'll just be taking this now… (*Starts to suck it up with his hand*)

TAKUYA: - ARGH! He's stealing my DIGICODE!!!! (*cries*) I feel so violated!

MG: - ARGH! TAKUYA-CHAN!!!!!!!

MagnaGarurumon runs straight for Takuya and Lucemon FM stopping him from taking Takuy's digicode but instead Lucemon FM kicks him up into the air flies up and gets him in the piledriver hold.

LUCEMON FM: - (*In a mocking voice*) This is what you get for trying to save your sexy boyfriend…

Then Piledrives MG into the moon, reverting him back to Kouji,….then the yellow moon starts to brake up.

JUNPEI: - Oh this can't be good….

KOUICHI: - (*With a huge smile on his face*) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Fun!

TAKUYA: - Damn you ugly Lucemon! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!

Then….

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

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NEXT EPISODE:

TAKUYA: - You know what…Lucemon is really pissing me off…

KOUJI: - Not only does he think he's the most sexiest being on the planet but he's also looking to take over our world…or something… I dunno…I haven't read through next episodes script yet…

KOUICHI: - And I do something very brave and noble…

IZUMI: - YOU DIE! (*Points and laughs*) HAHAHAHAHAHA!

KOUICHI: Well… kinda… -_-;; and you didn't have to sound so happy about it…

JUNPEI: - (*Helping Tomoki blow up balloons with "Horaay! Kouichi's dead" written on them*) What did you say?

KOUICHI: - (*Sigh*) Nothing…

TAKUYA: - Next time it's "The funky birth of Susan-mon! Kouichi goes and dies on us all!" Until next time this is Takuya signing off…

KOUJI: - (*Cries*) My twin is gonna die…poor Kouichi-Chan (*cries more*)

TAKUYA: -_-;; Riiiight….

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Yeah I know this episode was short and was about as funny as being in a room full of smelly socks… but heh! (*shrugs*) I wrote most of it when I was in a really bad mood so that might explain it… Oh and I haven't spelled Susanoomon wrong in next eps title… it's a joke which will be revealed in…well… the next episode…