Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Bishie got Blonde! ❯ Chapter 1

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Bishie got Blonde!



Bishie got Blonde!

Parody of Baby got Back

By: AnimeGurl *yay!*
--prenotes--

Whoa, it's been a helluva long time since I've written anything. Soo...
what better way to start off than with a songfic! This parody of Baby got
Back really just centers around my (and anyone else who can relate) obsessision
with hot Blonde Guys... heeheehe! *stares at Draco fanart, then at Yamato
fanart* Ummm.... *drooooool*

This songfic is dedicated to Kris, fellow fanfiction author and wonderful
friend!

~Melissa (AnimeGurl)

(Disclaimer: The lyrics and rest of the original song 'Baby got Back' belong to Sir Mix-a-lot, not me. ^^; Just had to confirm that, ya know...)
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(Intro, by Taichi)
Oh my god
Daisuke, look at his hair
It is so blonde
that Yamato looks like one of those magazine cover models
Who understands those magazine people anyways
They only talk to him, because he looks like a total hottie...
I mean his hair
It's just so... BLONDE!
I can't believe it's so exotic
It's just amazing
I mean, it's sexy
It's just so... *faints away* HOT...

(the Rap)
I like Blonde hair and I can not lie,
You other people can't deny
When a guy walks in with a really hot bod
And hair like a glodenrod
You just drool!

Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that hair is gold
Just gotta love what they're wearing
But the hair I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get witcha
And take your pictcha
My friends yes they did warn me
With that hair I wantcha
From night til morning!

Ooh, on top of that pretty lil' head
Blonde beauty is all I see
Cause as long as that hair's not mangled
You'll be in a love Triangle
I've seen you dancin'
Yoai fics got you romancin'
Sweat, sweat, got it seme like a turbo vette

I only like magazines
Saying blonde hair is the thing
Take a fangirl like me and ask her this
Blonde never should be dissed
So Taichi (yeah!) just tell me (Yeah!)
Has your boyfriend got the hair? (hell yeah)
Well show me, show me, show me, show me, is he blonde all over? *looks,
fanits*
Bishe got Blonde!

I want 'em gold
To me I want your body sold
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna take ya home
And Unh! double up Unh! Unh!

Natural's the way to go
Cause bleaching was made for clothes!*
I wanna write em nice and yaoi-ish
So who's da ish?
Need a blonde there that's my wish
Cause it's gotta be bish plus bish

So I'm watchin' anime videos
Seein blonde bishoujo
They're only so-so
To bishounen I watch in slow-mo
A word to those blonde hotties
I wanna write yoai boutcha
They won't cuss or hit ya
Cause I want you to !-!
Them til the break of dawn
You got it goin on

Blonde anime girls hate this song
Cuz the blonde guys they outdo em
Girls don't sue, I pray!
Cuz this song is long, and strong
And it's gonna get fanfiction on
So ladies (yeah?), Ladies (yeah?) Don't roll in the Yoai Mercedes (nah!)

So turn around
Show your face
Cause gold always wins the race
Bishie got Blonde!

Yeah baby
When it comes to bish-males
Jewlery is my slection
Gold Hair and Saphirre eyes?
Priceless, baby!

So you're driving in your Honda
Thinkin blonde's what you don't wanna
Well then you won't getta sexy bod in the back of your Honda
You've got it all wrong if you think that noone likes blonde!

You can do a perm or new-do
But don't lose that gold shine
Your boyfriends gonna play that hard role
And tell you that they don't want gold?
So they toss ya and leave ya
And I pull up quick to retrieve ya
I'll write ya somewhere new
And find ya a good screw
Cause your eyes so blue and the hair is kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the hot bish-men in fanart
If you want it then you're smart

With a bonde-man can't be wrong man!
Just keep him nice and long man!
Some knucklehead tried to diss
The Blondes were on my list
Thought it was bad and quit 'em
I pulled up quick to get with 'em
So bishes if it's blonde and wild
And you wanna triple X yoai style?
Dial 1-800-i-blonde cause gold is always strong
Bishe got Blonde!


---postnotes---

* - I'm not dissing bleached hair, I swear, because a boyfriend of mine
had bleached hair... o.o;

Also thanks to Pam, who did a quick beta-read for me as well! ^.^ *hugs*