Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ DigiCounty ❯ Rejected ( Chapter 1 )

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Digicounty chapterone:Rejected

Ron(sora's new husband):rrrgghhhh aaaaaaauuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
TK:Ron,... Ron!, Mom,mom,mom!!!!!
Sora:waaaat!
TK:did u feed ron his pills
Sora:no
TK:you gotta remember to feed'em his pills mom
Sora:Lupe(the maid):did u feed ron his pills!
Lupe:I'm not a nurse
Sora:she has got to go she has a bad attitude, you stole my vibrater
Lupe:no
Sora:yes u did
Lupe(in spanish):i quit
TK(in spanish):lupe please no wat if we doubled your salary
Sora:that's right it's over
Lupe(in spanish):and triple on saterday
TK(in spanish):yes
Lupe(in spanish):ok but only for u if she messes with me again i swear on my mother's grave i'll stick my foot up her ass
Sora:wat wat wat did she say
TK:she said she's sorry and that your a wonderful woman,uh mom when the mail comes call me on my cell cause i'm expecting news from Yale
Sora(sad):oh uuh
TK:mom dont get upset i'm just going to college it's not like i'm leaving the planet,come one get a grip mom
Sora:no i wont i'm going to bed
TK:oh well
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School Yard
Willace:you called me a-
Davis:no it's like u called my girl a-
Willace:right when i'm talkin it's like stop the press i just wann-
Davis:bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
TK:you guys know it's april,15th a year ago Ken died
Davis:woa dude that's right
TK:i was just thinkin we should do somthing in ken's memory
Willace:yeah man we pull a killer prank man we should go jump off somthin
Davis:or blow somthin up
Willace:mabey we should go down to maui and have a little surf in ken's memory
Davis:TK does'nt surf anymore dufus
Willace(will):ohh yeah i forgot he does'nt skate or pick his but
Davis:yeah wats up with all Dr.Suse and cat in the hat
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Class
Kari:as you may know there was an oil spill off the luguna and todays paper just says hundreds of seguls were affected so i think we should form a funraiser with all the proceeds going to the segul reabilataion program
Principal:ok ok one more but after this let all endangerd animals die horrible deaths agreed,now spring is just around the corner any ideas for graduation
TK:tonni morricen she's in town that weekend for a book signing won the nobel prize
Principal:dana did'nt you say you had a sister who's friends with brittney spears
Dana: yeah best friends
next class
Mr.larcen:this week we'll read romeo and juliet
Yoli:uuhhh mr.larcen my boyfriend just died in a surfing accedent i dont think i can handle romeo and juliet right
Mr.larcen:but ken died a year ago
Yoli:well somtimes it takes decades to recover from a tragedy like this
Davis:you only went out with him for 2 weeks god come on
Girl:yoli your moms outside she said you got into yale
yoli:ohhhh my gooood i'm sooo happyyyy
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outside school
TK(On the phone):matt hello?
Matt(on the phone):who u lookin for?
TK(on the phone):it's TK
Matt:TK PICK UP THE PHONE!... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... ... ... TK's not here(hangs up the phone)
TK(calls back)
Matt(on the phone):wwaaaattt!
TK(on the phone)go check the mail and tell me if the mail's here
Matt(on the phone):do i have to turn on your computer
TK:no the mail would be in the mail box
Matt:yea it's here
TK(hangs up the phone and rushes home)\
Home
Matt(watchin pokemon):heheehehehehehehe ehehehe ehehehehe ehhee ehehheh e eehehehehh
TK:where's the mail r u sitin on it
Matt:wait i got here it is
TK:here it is my futer(open's the envelope)we regret to inform you that your application to yale was denied... uuh
no no this is impossible i i ... uhh i
Matt:hee hhe ha
TK:but how could i... uh i did'nt get in I DIDN'T GET IN!?
Matt:dont worry i got into college and check me out i kickin ass