Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon Bloopers- The Lats temptation... ❯ Continued ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Crest_of_the_Clow 
Bloopers continued
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.22.2001 | Pages: 10 | Words: 3.3K | Visits: 524 | Status: Completed
Bloopers continued
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.22.2001 | Pages: 10 | Words: 3.3K | Visits: 524 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, or any other TV show.
A/N: Sorry I didn't get this up sooner, I was writing it in school. Then I saved it to my floppy disk and then I put my floppy disk in my locker. Then I lost it. It is very confusing. And so is this blooper, don't ask about the second half of this story. Jackie kinda helped remember what was going on so I might not have all the words right.
Special thanks to: Jackie my best friend she helped me with this.
Jackie: Huh! Helped you with it, I should get a little more attention then that.
Me: Well if you want you can finish my E-story. I only have 2 more pages to get done.
Jackie: That's ok, I'd rather write about my favorite show considering its over and their wont be anymore Davis in it.
Me: No, you like Davis. OMG how could I have ever been your friend.
Jackie: Hey look who's talking at least I don't like someone that has a dark spore in him and tried to take over the digi-world.
Me: Leave Ken outta this.
Cody: Whoa girls calm down.
Ken: Yea are you suppose to be friends.
Jackie: Friends with her. Huh!
Me: No, now this little chat has to end. In addition, we still have to have someone to direct this ep. So, I choose Sora for the job.
Sora: WOOOHOOOOO.
Matt&Tai: That's not fair she's a girl.
Me: Exactly girls don't get enough attention.
Digi-Bloopers: The Last Temptation of the Digidestined
Sora: Alright ever-
Director: Make way I'm back.
Sora: Aww. I wanted to direct.
Director: Sorry but you cant direct. Well anyways, lets get on with the show.
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Ken: Check it out Davis they really hurt him. But how did Xveemon split into his 3 Digi-
All the sudden Xveemon goes flying by and slams into Ken sending Ken and himself flying into the background. And then all the background falls down.
Ken: Valuations. * Ken passes out *
Xveemon: I broke a Nail... Whaaa Mommy.
Malomyotismon: WOOOHOOOO. I GOT TWO OF THEM.
Director: Cut! Someone get Ken a doctor.
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Dav is: Malomyotismon was making blood boil so I wished Xveemon wasn't a wimp anymore.
Xveemon: Hey I'm not a wimp.
Davis: Yes you are.
Xveemon: AM NOT
Davis: ARE TOO
Xveemon: Not
Davis: Too
Director: CUT!! Will you two stop acting like little kids?
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Cody: How is that possible?
Tk: Well somehow in this weird dimension emotions become reality. Somehow, Davis must have tapped into something. Which is highly unlikely considering he cant even get my name right.
Director: Wait that's not your line. Cut!
Davis: I can to get your name right.
Tk: Ok then what is my name.
Davis: Uh..Um...TL. No, Wait.
Director: CUT!
Kari: I think we are going to be here all day.
Davis: I've got it its TP.
Yolei: Ahahaha. TK *Gasp * opps.
Davis: That's it his names TJ.
Tk: Davis, Yolei even said my name and you still can't get it right.
Director: Doesn't anyone listen to me I SAID CUT!!
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Tk has his eyes closed and is holding his digivice.
Tk: I dont want Davis to steal Kari away from me.
Davis: Hey, that's not fair.
Tk: Yes it is.
Tk and Davis start to beat each other up.
Tai, and Matt walk out onto the set. Matt grabs Tk and Tai grabs Davis.
Director: Why me. I come back from the asylum, only to soon go back.
Tai: Do you think we ever acted that badly when we use to come here to do the show?
Izzy:*Sitting some where* I dont think so.
Izzy thinks back.
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~*~Fl ash back~*~
(Digimon the movie. Scene Izzy reading emails and Tai getting upset.)
Izzy: Your Digimons a loser.
Tai: What.
Izzy: Yea have you ever seen is Digimon game card. He's a loser.
Tai: Well im sure Tentomons isn't any better. Wana see who's is better?
Izzy: Is that a challenge?
Tai: Sure is get all of your digimon cards and meet me in the park we are going to battle.
Tai and Izzy run off.
Director: Wait were are you 2 going you have to finish the movie. If you dont come back here im taking your paychecks away.
~*~ End of flashback~*~
Izzy: No I dont remember us doing anything bad.
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Y olei: Hawkmon are you ready for some action?
Hawkmon: Indushakably
Director: Cut! Hawkmon that's not your line, try it again.
Hawkmon: Indouably
Director: No Hawkmon try it again.
Hawkmon: Inforbaebly? Why cant I just say 'Yes'
Director: Cut! Lets move on.
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Cody: Ready to join the party?
Armadillomon runs off stage and then runs back on with a part hat and streamers.
Armadillomon: Sure where's the party at?
Cody slaps his head: Armadillomon that's not what I meant.
Director: CUT!! WHY MUST YOU ALL DRIVE ME INSANE.
The Director starts to pull out all his hair.
Ken: Do you think we should stop him before he goes bald?
Kari: Na if he goes bald that will be an improvement.
Ken: do you think it's the Dark Spore?
Kari: Probably, but what can we do?
Ken: Well we could do surgery and get it out of him.
Kari: Is that even possible?
Ken: NO. But hey, we are the digidestined we can do the impossible or we can let him die trying.
Kari: Alright lets go get our supplies and hurry back.
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Gatom on stands on the set by herself looking around for Kari.
Director: Where's Kari?
Gatomon: I dont know she should be here.
Director: Alright lets move on we will come back to her part later.
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Worm mon walks onto the set for his and Kens part but no one but the director is there.
Director: Uh. Where's Ken?
Wormmon: I dont know.
Director: Great are they trying to make my life a living Hell?
Wormmon: I dont think the kids try it.
Director: You weren't here for the first season. All they did when the Digimon card game came out is sit around and play it. Then they would have parties on set. And purposely plan their mess-ups.
Wormmon: well we do pl- Ow
Gatomon: Sorry but you have said too much now we must kill the director.
Wormmon: Why? He doesn't really know what happens during our time off.
Gatomon: NO! But he knows too much.
Director: Shouldn't you guys be worried for Kari and Ken.
Gatomon: Shouldn't you be worried for your safety?
Director: No. Because I have my own protection. Go Pikachu.
Wormmon: Please, you have to bring in an outside person for you own protection.
Gatomon: You know im tired of this. Every time anyone has to do something, they always bring in that stupid Pikachu.
Davis: Hey Gatomon I will protect you, as for Wormmon he can defend for himself.
Wormmon: Hey that's not fair.
Davis: Yes it is.
Director: Can we please just get on with the scene?
Davis: Fine.
Wormmon: Alright.
Gatomon: Yea I guess we can, but we can't really go on until you get rid of Pikachu.
Director: Alright, Pikachu go back to Pokemon.
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Ma lomyotismon: So you've tapped into this dimensions powers I've underestimated you insects. But do you honestly think your Digiraps can help you?
Director: Digiraps? I thought it was Digirats?
Davis: Yes we do. Its time to kick some Evil Digibutt WooHooo.
Tk: We are the digdestined we fight to survive and now its time for us to digisize. (Uh that kinda isn't my sentence its from the Digirap.Well Kinda)
Director: Oh My God they are trying to rap and its sounds so horrible. CUT!
Cody: But we dont wana cut, because its time for us to kick some Digibutt.
Director: CUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUT!! CUT!!
Cody: Ok Sheesh.
Director: I think Im going to quit my job and go work for the Action Man people.
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Ken : That's about it. Do you have the scalpel?
Kari: Ahuh do you have the play dough?
Ken; Yup well lets get back to the set and get our plan ready and get our patient prepped for a surgery.
Kari: yeah and then he wont be so mean. You know when I first started shooting here he made fun of me because I always wore my whistle.
Ken: Wow that's mean, well when I started working here well you should know. But you know he didn't have to make my character so mean.
Kari: Well let's get back the sooner the better.
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Mal omyotismon: Crimson Mist
Angemon: Angemon
Ankylomon: Ankylomon
Ankylomon&Angemon: Dna Digivlolve to Shakkoumon
*Bang *
*Smack *
Shakkoumon-Angemon: He ran into me.
Shakkoumon-Ankylomon: No you ran into me.
Director: CUT! Will you two, I mean you arg just be quite.
Shakkoumon: He started it.
Director: You guys are the same person how- Oh never mind.
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Kari and Ken walk out of their trailer and onto the set.
Kari: We're back.
Director that's great Kari your up next.
Kari: Ok cool.
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Aquil amon: Aquilamon
Gatomon: Gatomon
Gatomon&Aquilamon: Dna digivolve to Davismon.
Director: What the heck!?!
Kari: Oh no what happened to them?
Yolei: How on earth happened it looks like a giant Gatomon/Aquilamon with a Davis head.
Director: Cut you 2 de-Digivolve.
Gatomon&Aquilamon try to de-digivolve but cant.
Davismon-Gatomon: We cant. I dont wana look like Davis for the rest of my life.
Director: Some one go get a plastic surgeon.
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Xv eemon: No your Pichu doesn't hurt my chikarita.
Stingmon: Does too. My Pichu kicks your Chikcrita's butt.
Xveemon: Fine then im using Meowth on your Chikarita.
Director: What are you guys doing?
Stingmon: Were playing the Pokemon card game.
Director: What? Are you two suppose to be DNA Digivolving?
Xveemon: Yea and we would be if Stingmon would just accept defeat.
Director: ALL OF YOU CAN FOPRGET ABOUT YOUR FRIGGING PAY CHECKS THIS WEEK.
Kari: You mean we aren't getting paid?
Ken: But that's not fair.
Director: WANA MAKE IT 2 WEEKS?
Everyone: NO!
Director: Good! Now go and Digivolve so we can get on with this.
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We got this guy on the ropes let finish this guy off.
Paildramon: Paildramon Mega-Digivolve to EnglishMuffinMon
director: Now What?
EnglishMuffinMon: I do declare Dr. Kido.
Davis: What the heck?
Ken: Something is wrong with his picture.
Davis: What in exactly happened? Aren't they suppose to digivolve into Impialdramon?
Malomyotismon: Ahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahaha.
EnglishMuffinMon: Shut up its not funny. Davis Ken What do we do NOW?
Ken: Try and De-Digivolve
EnglishMuffinMon: But what if I digivolve into something else.
Director: Alright Someone call the plastic surgeon again.
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(Ok Jackie had to help with this part because I didn't really remember this part)
Director: Ok everyone is who they are suppose to be right?
Everyone: Yea!
Director: Ok then, lets go.
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Davis: Take a look around your outmatched ever Digimon wants the Bushes Baked Bean secret family Recipe . So, either you give us some or we fight.
Malomyotismon: Do I look like im a dog name Duke? Wait dont answer that.
Director: CUT! Some call the dog. I wana know that recipe
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Cody: I see it but I dont believe it.
Kari: I know, but somehow Davis thinks im his girl.
Yolei: You think he would get it by now.
Director: CUT! What is this Seventeen Magazine?
Kari: Nope were just chatting, because we forgot our lines.
Director falls down out of his Directors chair: I figured that.
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Yolei : I have admit Davis Ru...Ru.. *mutters* rules.
Davis: What was that?
Yolei: I CANT SAY THAT WORD BECAUSE ITS NOT TRUE!
Director: CUT! Yolei say the word so we can move on. It's not that hard to say Davis Ru. Davis Rul.
Yolei: See.
Director: Ok so maybe it is.
TK: Tell me about it.
Davis: Why can't any say that I rule?
Cody: because you DONT!
Davis head falls down: Yes I do.
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Malomyotismo n: I must admit I'm impressed with your uh whatever it is
Davis: Oh yea will wait until you see my bull headness.
Malomyotismon: Im curious to know why you are the leader of the digidestined.
Ken: Hey, Yea I have always wondered that.
Tai: Me too.
Davis: Because I got the goggles.
Tai: Those are my goggles and I want them back so I can give them to Tk.
Davis: NO TD WILL NEVER GET MY GOGGLES!!! VEVA LA GOGGLES.
Davis runs off. Tai chases after him.
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Malomy otismon: Uh. Where's Davis?
Director: He ran off with Tai.
Davis runs back on set with Tai right behind him.
Director: Never mind here he is.
Tai jumps on to Davis: Tai get your fat lazy butt off of me.
Tai: Davis Im not lazy and my butts not fat. You give me back my Goggles you Fat head leader wanna-be.
Davis: hey I dont have a fat head. i have a cute little head.
Director: Alright get off of each other or TAI YOU won't GET INTO THE NEXT EPISODE I WILL GIVE YOUR PART TO MATT.
Tai: You wouldn't dare.
Director: Wouldn't I.
Tai: Fine!
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Davis : Well congratulations Big&ugly you just did, I guess you should go back to your magic act.
Malomyotismon: Hey my magic's no that bad. So, who wants to be sawed in half?
Matt: Tai Volunteers
Tai: Do no, Tk does.
Tk: No Jun does.
Jun: What!?! Oh, Hi Matt Im still waiting for you, because Jim turned me down. I will always wait for you Matt.
Matt: NO its JUN!
Matt runs off with Jun behind him.
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Willis watches as Davis comes out of the Digimon studio. Looks to make sure no ones around and attacks him. he ties Davis up and put on Davis's clothes and walks onto the set.
Willis: Im sick and tired of monsters like you always trying to take over the world.
Kari looks at Davis: Something doesn't seem right with Davis?
Ken: Really like what?
Kari: It's his blond hair. Since when has Davis's had blond hair?
Ken: Maybe he dyed it to look like Tk.
Kari: yea think. But still.
Willis: It's over we're not going to let you hurt anymore people. ALRIGHT GUYS TAKE HIM.
Director: Alright you're not Davis. Davis never get his lines right.
Willis: But I am Davis.
Tk walks out.
Tk: Ok then what's my name?
Willis: Tk why?
Tk: Aha Davis never gets my name right.
Kari: So who are you?
Willis: Its me Willis.
Yolei: Its great to see you again Willis, but your not in this.
Willis: I know but I wanted to be.
Director: Well you cant go give Davis his clothes back and then leave.
Leaves to go give Davis his clothes back.
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Impia ldramon: Positron Laser (sp?)
Impialdramon: Positron Laser.
Davis: What a shot.
Ken&The other DigiD: Yeah
The Other Kids: Yeah
Davis&Ken: HUH?
Davis: He went straight through the wall to Ice cream man land.
Cody: Ice cream man land?
Davis: Yeah I have always dream of it when I was little.
Director: CUT! Lets just move on you guys aren't going to get me mad this time.
Davis: Drats!
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Davi s: We aren't in Kansas anymore.
Director: Davis this isn't the wizard of OZ! NOW GET YOU I^*&%&^%$^&%$^%#%$@$*&%_)*(+__&*$^%$ * gasp* (*^*%%^$&%#&$%^& LINES RIGHT. OK!
Everyone looks at the Director astonished.
Ken: Do you think we should do surgery now?
Kari: No not now the medicine isn't cold.
Ken: Alright.
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Ke n: Where's Malomyotismon?
Cody: I think I saw him at the Ice cream shop not too far back.
Yolei: yea he was buying a triple Carmel fudge nut with almond sundae.
Ken: that sounds good.
Director: Cut for Lunch.
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(After lunch)
Malomyotismon: Children were you *hiccup * looking fo- *hiccup * Ohh man my stomach hurts.
Director: CUT!
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Davis: No Way.
Ken: looks he's getting bigger.
Kari: Ahh. The Darkness I can feel it. Its wants some Ice cream too.
Ken: Well how do you feed Darkness Ice cream?
Davis: How should I know.
Director: Cut!!
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Davis : come on guys its now or never.
Malomyotismon: Watch and Learn.
Malomyotismon defeats all the Digimon.
Malomyotismon: opps looks like I broke your friends. It's a shame too. I wanted them to have some of my fun.
Director: CUT! Malomyotismon that's not your line.
Malomyotismon: Give a guy a break if he can't remember his own line.
Director: *%&@))*&^%*&%$!!!!! Lets just move on.
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Malomyo tismon: Now behold my power.
Nothing happens.
Malomyotismon: Alright who turned off my power?
Director: Special effects you better start explaining.
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Cody: Look he ripped open a hole in the digiworld.
Yolei: it looks like it leads right to the Ice cream land. His power is starting to spread if we dont do something he will melt all the Ice cream in the world.
Ken: I knew it. It has been his plan all along to get all the Ice Cream from both wrolds.
Malomyotismon: It's remarkable how slow you are Ken. Do you really think I could be satisfied with only having all the Ice Cream in the Digiworld. With both worlds with melted Ice Cream, I shall rule all the Ice cream men there is.
Director: What the heck is with all this Ice Cream talk?
Cody: I dunno?
Ken: Ice cream is yummmmmmmmmmmmmmyy!
Yolei: Yup.
Director: Cut lets just move on.
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Kari: When we fought him 3 years ago he said the exact same thing. Looks like he hasn't changed at all since then.
Tk: well except he has grown to love Ice Cream.
Davis: Come on guys there's got to be someway to take this Ice Cream loving freak out. There are a billion Ice Cream loving Humans and Digimon out there waiting for us to destroy him.
Kari: But Davis, What can we do the Ice Cream is melting so fast.
Davis's thoughts: Kari's right but where do we find a big enough freezer for the Ice Cream.
Director: CUT. THATS IT YOUR ALL FIRED. YOU CANT EVEN GET YOUR LINES RIGHT SO YUUR. FIRED FIRED FIRED FIRED.
Ken: Now?
Kari: Now!
Ken: Mr. Director sir we have a surprise for you.
Director: For me?
Kari: Ahuh just go sit down over there.
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(20 minutes later.)
Director: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
Ken: Scalpel.
Kari: Scalpel.
Ken: Play Dough.
Kari: Play Dough.
Ken: Mushroom pizza.
Kari: Mushroom pizza?
Ken: hey every doctors gotta eat.
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(6 Days later)
Ken: The thing on the thing with the thing on the end
Kari: The thing on the thing with the thing on the end
Ken: There we are done.
Kari: Uh Ken why does he look like the EnglishMuffinMon?
Ken: hmmm that's a good question. Well at least we know that it wasn't a Dark Spore.
Kari: yea that's good.
Ken and Kari turn to the Camera.
Ken&Kari: Well we have to go now bye.
They run of so they dont get caught when the director wakes up.
~Fin~ (A.k.a the End)
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Me: So what did you think of Jackie and mines finishing of that episode.
Jackie: I liked it.
Me: I have one question. When I read over this What the heck where you thinking making a Davismon?
Jackie: Well Davis just doesn't enough attention like some people.
Me: Jackie you know your my best friend, and I wouldn't take all the credit for this. ^^;;
Jackie: *Dr.Evil* Right
Me: Will Jackie helped me out so thanks Jackie you are so Kawaii.
Jackie&Crest: PLEASE R&R. THANKS.
A/N: Sorry I didn't get this up sooner, I was writing it in school. Then I saved it to my floppy disk and then I put my floppy disk in my locker. Then I lost it. It is very confusing. And so is this blooper, don't ask about the second half of this story. Jackie kinda helped remember what was going on so I might not have all the words right.
Special thanks to: Jackie my best friend she helped me with this.
Jackie: Huh! Helped you with it, I should get a little more attention then that.
Me: Well if you want you can finish my E-story. I only have 2 more pages to get done.
Jackie: That's ok, I'd rather write about my favorite show considering its over and their wont be anymore Davis in it.
Me: No, you like Davis. OMG how could I have ever been your friend.
Jackie: Hey look who's talking at least I don't like someone that has a dark spore in him and tried to take over the digi-world.
Me: Leave Ken outta this.
Cody: Whoa girls calm down.
Ken: Yea are you suppose to be friends.
Jackie: Friends with her. Huh!
Me: No, now this little chat has to end. In addition, we still have to have someone to direct this ep. So, I choose Sora for the job.
Sora: WOOOHOOOOO.
Matt&Tai: That's not fair she's a girl.
Me: Exactly girls don't get enough attention.
Digi-Bloopers: The Last Temptation of the Digidestined
Sora: Alright ever-
Director: Make way I'm back.
Sora: Aww. I wanted to direct.
Director: Sorry but you cant direct. Well anyways, lets get on with the show.
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Ken: Check it out Davis they really hurt him. But how did Xveemon split into his 3 Digi-
All the sudden Xveemon goes flying by and slams into Ken sending Ken and himself flying into the background. And then all the background falls down.
Ken: Valuations. * Ken passes out *
Xveemon: I broke a Nail... Whaaa Mommy.
Malomyotismon: WOOOHOOOO. I GOT TWO OF THEM.
Director: Cut! Someone get Ken a doctor.
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Dav is: Malomyotismon was making blood boil so I wished Xveemon wasn't a wimp anymore.
Xveemon: Hey I'm not a wimp.
Davis: Yes you are.
Xveemon: AM NOT
Davis: ARE TOO
Xveemon: Not
Davis: Too
Director: CUT!! Will you two stop acting like little kids?
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Cody: How is that possible?
Tk: Well somehow in this weird dimension emotions become reality. Somehow, Davis must have tapped into something. Which is highly unlikely considering he cant even get my name right.
Director: Wait that's not your line. Cut!
Davis: I can to get your name right.
Tk: Ok then what is my name.
Davis: Uh..Um...TL. No, Wait.
Director: CUT!
Kari: I think we are going to be here all day.
Davis: I've got it its TP.
Yolei: Ahahaha. TK *Gasp * opps.
Davis: That's it his names TJ.
Tk: Davis, Yolei even said my name and you still can't get it right.
Director: Doesn't anyone listen to me I SAID CUT!!
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Tk has his eyes closed and is holding his digivice.
Tk: I dont want Davis to steal Kari away from me.
Davis: Hey, that's not fair.
Tk: Yes it is.
Tk and Davis start to beat each other up.
Tai, and Matt walk out onto the set. Matt grabs Tk and Tai grabs Davis.
Director: Why me. I come back from the asylum, only to soon go back.
Tai: Do you think we ever acted that badly when we use to come here to do the show?
Izzy:*Sitting some where* I dont think so.
Izzy thinks back.
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~*~Fl ash back~*~
(Digimon the movie. Scene Izzy reading emails and Tai getting upset.)
Izzy: Your Digimons a loser.
Tai: What.
Izzy: Yea have you ever seen is Digimon game card. He's a loser.
Tai: Well im sure Tentomons isn't any better. Wana see who's is better?
Izzy: Is that a challenge?
Tai: Sure is get all of your digimon cards and meet me in the park we are going to battle.
Tai and Izzy run off.
Director: Wait were are you 2 going you have to finish the movie. If you dont come back here im taking your paychecks away.
~*~ End of flashback~*~
Izzy: No I dont remember us doing anything bad.
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Y olei: Hawkmon are you ready for some action?
Hawkmon: Indushakably
Director: Cut! Hawkmon that's not your line, try it again.
Hawkmon: Indouably
Director: No Hawkmon try it again.
Hawkmon: Inforbaebly? Why cant I just say 'Yes'
Director: Cut! Lets move on.
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Cody: Ready to join the party?
Armadillomon runs off stage and then runs back on with a part hat and streamers.
Armadillomon: Sure where's the party at?
Cody slaps his head: Armadillomon that's not what I meant.
Director: CUT!! WHY MUST YOU ALL DRIVE ME INSANE.
The Director starts to pull out all his hair.
Ken: Do you think we should stop him before he goes bald?
Kari: Na if he goes bald that will be an improvement.
Ken: do you think it's the Dark Spore?
Kari: Probably, but what can we do?
Ken: Well we could do surgery and get it out of him.
Kari: Is that even possible?
Ken: NO. But hey, we are the digidestined we can do the impossible or we can let him die trying.
Kari: Alright lets go get our supplies and hurry back.
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Gatom on stands on the set by herself looking around for Kari.
Director: Where's Kari?
Gatomon: I dont know she should be here.
Director: Alright lets move on we will come back to her part later.
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Worm mon walks onto the set for his and Kens part but no one but the director is there.
Director: Uh. Where's Ken?
Wormmon: I dont know.
Director: Great are they trying to make my life a living Hell?
Wormmon: I dont think the kids try it.
Director: You weren't here for the first season. All they did when the Digimon card game came out is sit around and play it. Then they would have parties on set. And purposely plan their mess-ups.
Wormmon: well we do pl- Ow
Gatomon: Sorry but you have said too much now we must kill the director.
Wormmon: Why? He doesn't really know what happens during our time off.
Gatomon: NO! But he knows too much.
Director: Shouldn't you guys be worried for Kari and Ken.
Gatomon: Shouldn't you be worried for your safety?
Director: No. Because I have my own protection. Go Pikachu.
Wormmon: Please, you have to bring in an outside person for you own protection.
Gatomon: You know im tired of this. Every time anyone has to do something, they always bring in that stupid Pikachu.
Davis: Hey Gatomon I will protect you, as for Wormmon he can defend for himself.
Wormmon: Hey that's not fair.
Davis: Yes it is.
Director: Can we please just get on with the scene?
Davis: Fine.
Wormmon: Alright.
Gatomon: Yea I guess we can, but we can't really go on until you get rid of Pikachu.
Director: Alright, Pikachu go back to Pokemon.
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Ma lomyotismon: So you've tapped into this dimensions powers I've underestimated you insects. But do you honestly think your Digiraps can help you?
Director: Digiraps? I thought it was Digirats?
Davis: Yes we do. Its time to kick some Evil Digibutt WooHooo.
Tk: We are the digdestined we fight to survive and now its time for us to digisize. (Uh that kinda isn't my sentence its from the Digirap.Well Kinda)
Director: Oh My God they are trying to rap and its sounds so horrible. CUT!
Cody: But we dont wana cut, because its time for us to kick some Digibutt.
Director: CUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUT!! CUT!!
Cody: Ok Sheesh.
Director: I think Im going to quit my job and go work for the Action Man people.
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Ken : That's about it. Do you have the scalpel?
Kari: Ahuh do you have the play dough?
Ken; Yup well lets get back to the set and get our plan ready and get our patient prepped for a surgery.
Kari: yeah and then he wont be so mean. You know when I first started shooting here he made fun of me because I always wore my whistle.
Ken: Wow that's mean, well when I started working here well you should know. But you know he didn't have to make my character so mean.
Kari: Well let's get back the sooner the better.
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Mal omyotismon: Crimson Mist
Angemon: Angemon
Ankylomon: Ankylomon
Ankylomon&Angemon: Dna Digivlolve to Shakkoumon
*Bang *
*Smack *
Shakkoumon-Angemon: He ran into me.
Shakkoumon-Ankylomon: No you ran into me.
Director: CUT! Will you two, I mean you arg just be quite.
Shakkoumon: He started it.
Director: You guys are the same person how- Oh never mind.
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Kari and Ken walk out of their trailer and onto the set.
Kari: We're back.
Director that's great Kari your up next.
Kari: Ok cool.
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Aquil amon: Aquilamon
Gatomon: Gatomon
Gatomon&Aquilamon: Dna digivolve to Davismon.
Director: What the heck!?!
Kari: Oh no what happened to them?
Yolei: How on earth happened it looks like a giant Gatomon/Aquilamon with a Davis head.
Director: Cut you 2 de-Digivolve.
Gatomon&Aquilamon try to de-digivolve but cant.
Davismon-Gatomon: We cant. I dont wana look like Davis for the rest of my life.
Director: Some one go get a plastic surgeon.
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Xv eemon: No your Pichu doesn't hurt my chikarita.
Stingmon: Does too. My Pichu kicks your Chikcrita's butt.
Xveemon: Fine then im using Meowth on your Chikarita.
Director: What are you guys doing?
Stingmon: Were playing the Pokemon card game.
Director: What? Are you two suppose to be DNA Digivolving?
Xveemon: Yea and we would be if Stingmon would just accept defeat.
Director: ALL OF YOU CAN FOPRGET ABOUT YOUR FRIGGING PAY CHECKS THIS WEEK.
Kari: You mean we aren't getting paid?
Ken: But that's not fair.
Director: WANA MAKE IT 2 WEEKS?
Everyone: NO!
Director: Good! Now go and Digivolve so we can get on with this.
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We got this guy on the ropes let finish this guy off.
Paildramon: Paildramon Mega-Digivolve to EnglishMuffinMon
director: Now What?
EnglishMuffinMon: I do declare Dr. Kido.
Davis: What the heck?
Ken: Something is wrong with his picture.
Davis: What in exactly happened? Aren't they suppose to digivolve into Impialdramon?
Malomyotismon: Ahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahaha.
EnglishMuffinMon: Shut up its not funny. Davis Ken What do we do NOW?
Ken: Try and De-Digivolve
EnglishMuffinMon: But what if I digivolve into something else.
Director: Alright Someone call the plastic surgeon again.
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(Ok Jackie had to help with this part because I didn't really remember this part)
Director: Ok everyone is who they are suppose to be right?
Everyone: Yea!
Director: Ok then, lets go.
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Davis: Take a look around your outmatched ever Digimon wants the Bushes Baked Bean secret family Recipe . So, either you give us some or we fight.
Malomyotismon: Do I look like im a dog name Duke? Wait dont answer that.
Director: CUT! Some call the dog. I wana know that recipe
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Cody: I see it but I dont believe it.
Kari: I know, but somehow Davis thinks im his girl.
Yolei: You think he would get it by now.
Director: CUT! What is this Seventeen Magazine?
Kari: Nope were just chatting, because we forgot our lines.
Director falls down out of his Directors chair: I figured that.
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Yolei : I have admit Davis Ru...Ru.. *mutters* rules.
Davis: What was that?
Yolei: I CANT SAY THAT WORD BECAUSE ITS NOT TRUE!
Director: CUT! Yolei say the word so we can move on. It's not that hard to say Davis Ru. Davis Rul.
Yolei: See.
Director: Ok so maybe it is.
TK: Tell me about it.
Davis: Why can't any say that I rule?
Cody: because you DONT!
Davis head falls down: Yes I do.
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Malomyotismo n: I must admit I'm impressed with your uh whatever it is
Davis: Oh yea will wait until you see my bull headness.
Malomyotismon: Im curious to know why you are the leader of the digidestined.
Ken: Hey, Yea I have always wondered that.
Tai: Me too.
Davis: Because I got the goggles.
Tai: Those are my goggles and I want them back so I can give them to Tk.
Davis: NO TD WILL NEVER GET MY GOGGLES!!! VEVA LA GOGGLES.
Davis runs off. Tai chases after him.
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Malomy otismon: Uh. Where's Davis?
Director: He ran off with Tai.
Davis runs back on set with Tai right behind him.
Director: Never mind here he is.
Tai jumps on to Davis: Tai get your fat lazy butt off of me.
Tai: Davis Im not lazy and my butts not fat. You give me back my Goggles you Fat head leader wanna-be.
Davis: hey I dont have a fat head. i have a cute little head.
Director: Alright get off of each other or TAI YOU won't GET INTO THE NEXT EPISODE I WILL GIVE YOUR PART TO MATT.
Tai: You wouldn't dare.
Director: Wouldn't I.
Tai: Fine!
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Davis : Well congratulations Big&ugly you just did, I guess you should go back to your magic act.
Malomyotismon: Hey my magic's no that bad. So, who wants to be sawed in half?
Matt: Tai Volunteers
Tai: Do no, Tk does.
Tk: No Jun does.
Jun: What!?! Oh, Hi Matt Im still waiting for you, because Jim turned me down. I will always wait for you Matt.
Matt: NO its JUN!
Matt runs off with Jun behind him.
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Willis watches as Davis comes out of the Digimon studio. Looks to make sure no ones around and attacks him. he ties Davis up and put on Davis's clothes and walks onto the set.
Willis: Im sick and tired of monsters like you always trying to take over the world.
Kari looks at Davis: Something doesn't seem right with Davis?
Ken: Really like what?
Kari: It's his blond hair. Since when has Davis's had blond hair?
Ken: Maybe he dyed it to look like Tk.
Kari: yea think. But still.
Willis: It's over we're not going to let you hurt anymore people. ALRIGHT GUYS TAKE HIM.
Director: Alright you're not Davis. Davis never get his lines right.
Willis: But I am Davis.
Tk walks out.
Tk: Ok then what's my name?
Willis: Tk why?
Tk: Aha Davis never gets my name right.
Kari: So who are you?
Willis: Its me Willis.
Yolei: Its great to see you again Willis, but your not in this.
Willis: I know but I wanted to be.
Director: Well you cant go give Davis his clothes back and then leave.
Leaves to go give Davis his clothes back.
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Impia ldramon: Positron Laser (sp?)
Impialdramon: Positron Laser.
Davis: What a shot.
Ken&The other DigiD: Yeah
The Other Kids: Yeah
Davis&Ken: HUH?
Davis: He went straight through the wall to Ice cream man land.
Cody: Ice cream man land?
Davis: Yeah I have always dream of it when I was little.
Director: CUT! Lets just move on you guys aren't going to get me mad this time.
Davis: Drats!
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Davi s: We aren't in Kansas anymore.
Director: Davis this isn't the wizard of OZ! NOW GET YOU I^*&%&^%$^&%$^%#%$@$*&%_)*(+__&*$^%$ * gasp* (*^*%%^$&%#&$%^& LINES RIGHT. OK!
Everyone looks at the Director astonished.
Ken: Do you think we should do surgery now?
Kari: No not now the medicine isn't cold.
Ken: Alright.
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Ke n: Where's Malomyotismon?
Cody: I think I saw him at the Ice cream shop not too far back.
Yolei: yea he was buying a triple Carmel fudge nut with almond sundae.
Ken: that sounds good.
Director: Cut for Lunch.
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(After lunch)
Malomyotismon: Children were you *hiccup * looking fo- *hiccup * Ohh man my stomach hurts.
Director: CUT!
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Davis: No Way.
Ken: looks he's getting bigger.
Kari: Ahh. The Darkness I can feel it. Its wants some Ice cream too.
Ken: Well how do you feed Darkness Ice cream?
Davis: How should I know.
Director: Cut!!
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Davis : come on guys its now or never.
Malomyotismon: Watch and Learn.
Malomyotismon defeats all the Digimon.
Malomyotismon: opps looks like I broke your friends. It's a shame too. I wanted them to have some of my fun.
Director: CUT! Malomyotismon that's not your line.
Malomyotismon: Give a guy a break if he can't remember his own line.
Director: *%&@))*&^%*&%$!!!!! Lets just move on.
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Malomyo tismon: Now behold my power.
Nothing happens.
Malomyotismon: Alright who turned off my power?
Director: Special effects you better start explaining.
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Cody: Look he ripped open a hole in the digiworld.
Yolei: it looks like it leads right to the Ice cream land. His power is starting to spread if we dont do something he will melt all the Ice cream in the world.
Ken: I knew it. It has been his plan all along to get all the Ice Cream from both wrolds.
Malomyotismon: It's remarkable how slow you are Ken. Do you really think I could be satisfied with only having all the Ice Cream in the Digiworld. With both worlds with melted Ice Cream, I shall rule all the Ice cream men there is.
Director: What the heck is with all this Ice Cream talk?
Cody: I dunno?
Ken: Ice cream is yummmmmmmmmmmmmmyy!
Yolei: Yup.
Director: Cut lets just move on.
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Kari: When we fought him 3 years ago he said the exact same thing. Looks like he hasn't changed at all since then.
Tk: well except he has grown to love Ice Cream.
Davis: Come on guys there's got to be someway to take this Ice Cream loving freak out. There are a billion Ice Cream loving Humans and Digimon out there waiting for us to destroy him.
Kari: But Davis, What can we do the Ice Cream is melting so fast.
Davis's thoughts: Kari's right but where do we find a big enough freezer for the Ice Cream.
Director: CUT. THATS IT YOUR ALL FIRED. YOU CANT EVEN GET YOUR LINES RIGHT SO YUUR. FIRED FIRED FIRED FIRED.
Ken: Now?
Kari: Now!
Ken: Mr. Director sir we have a surprise for you.
Director: For me?
Kari: Ahuh just go sit down over there.
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(20 minutes later.)
Director: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
Ken: Scalpel.
Kari: Scalpel.
Ken: Play Dough.
Kari: Play Dough.
Ken: Mushroom pizza.
Kari: Mushroom pizza?
Ken: hey every doctors gotta eat.
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(6 Days later)
Ken: The thing on the thing with the thing on the end
Kari: The thing on the thing with the thing on the end
Ken: There we are done.
Kari: Uh Ken why does he look like the EnglishMuffinMon?
Ken: hmmm that's a good question. Well at least we know that it wasn't a Dark Spore.
Kari: yea that's good.
Ken and Kari turn to the Camera.
Ken&Kari: Well we have to go now bye.
They run of so they dont get caught when the director wakes up.
~Fin~ (A.k.a the End)
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Me: So what did you think of Jackie and mines finishing of that episode.
Jackie: I liked it.
Me: I have one question. When I read over this What the heck where you thinking making a Davismon?
Jackie: Well Davis just doesn't enough attention like some people.
Me: Jackie you know your my best friend, and I wouldn't take all the credit for this. ^^;;
Jackie: *Dr.Evil* Right
Me: Will Jackie helped me out so thanks Jackie you are so Kawaii.
Jackie&Crest: PLEASE R&R. THANKS.