Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX ❯ Tai Live 2 ( Chapter 2 )

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Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX 2
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au

Opening Theme:

There's a small tent on a box in a clearing with the light on...

Tai's voice: This is the last time I'm letting you book the Accomidation.

Ash's voice: Sorry, Tai. Just switch off the light. Goodnight.

Tai: Good night.

The light was switch off...then back on again...

Ash: Great, I forgot to switch off the Light Sabre.*Ouch!* Good night, Tai.

Tai: Yeah, yeah, goodnight, Ash...

The light got switched off, then we hear a fart sound...

Ash: Oops.

Tai: You...idiot.

Ash: Sorry. Good night.

Tai: Yeah yeah, good night, you stupid man!!!

Lights switch off...then fart noise again...lights back on...

Tai: Oh, great, I've busted my sleeping bag.

Lights go off...

Ash: Oops, I forgot the incense. Now where are the matches?

Tai: No, I wouldn't do that in here if I were you.

Ash: Ah, here it is.

Tai: No! Don't light the match!!!

Flames come out of the tent...

Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...

Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...

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Taiiing with Tai: The best lie you have ever said...

Tai: What was the best lie you have ever said?

Ken: Well, I lied that I was creating a perfect world, but I was actually making a place
called Kenpolis...

*

Tai: Ok, what was the best lie you have ever said?

Jun: I don't say any lies...

Tai: Really? Ok, no matter what I say, don't look behind you...

Jun: Ok. I won't look behind me...

Tai*points behind Jun to a cameraman that's actually Matt behind Jun*: Look!!! Matt!!!

Jun:*looks behind* Really, where? Where?

Tai: Caught ya!!! You lied that you won't look behind you...

*

Joe: The biggest lie I have ever did was I lied that Tai Live will not be a great show...

*

Tai: Ash, what was the biggest lie someone said to you?

Ash: Just 3 words, "I hate you"...from some of my friends.

*

Sora: The biggest lie? Ok. "We will not have a GST rise...not now, not ever..."

Tai: I would vote for you to be Head of FOX...

Sora: Thank you...

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Kari and Gatomon were sitting on a desk...

Gatomon: So, what do you want to do now, Kari?

Kari: Well, why not talk about our boyfriends while we're in the space of the show...

Gatomon: Why?

Kari: Well, I'm just intrested...

Gatomon: What if they hear us?

Kari: Don't worry, we are now actually doing some wine reviews...

Gatomon: Ok...

A few minutes passed...

Gatomon: Kari, how do you review wine?

Kari: Simple. Just grab a piece of bread, then the wine you want to review, eat the bread,
just pour some wine into your mouth, but don't swallow. *Kari puts a bread in her mouth and
pours wine, makes a gurggling noise and then spat it at Gatomon* And that's how we review the
wine...so, how is it?

Gatomon: Disgusting...but ingeneous...

Kari: I mean the wine...

Gatomon: Well, it has taste and it's quality is good...

Kari: I want to try it again...*puts the bread in her mouth, drinks some of the wine, guggles
and spats it out to Gatomon once again* So, how's the wine...

Gatomon: More disgusting than before...but this time, I'll drink the wine...

Gatomon eats the bread, sip some of the wine, guggled...and guggled...and stood up on the desk
and jumped up and down...sat on her chair and spat the wine out to an audience member behind
Kari...

Gatomon: Sorry about that. No offence taken?

The audience member was actually one of the crew and he took no offence...

Kari: And that concludes out wine tasting review...

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TK and Kari were sitting under the audience stands, dressed as cowboys with the paper saying
"Backstage"...

TK: What are we doing now, Kari?

Kari: We are now reenacting an old scene from the original series we're on...The Backstage...

TK: This is the space of the show right?

Kari: Right. Move it...

The fake carriage they're on were shaking with a fake horsetail was rubbing on Kari's face...

Kari: Wrong way...

Then Kari and TK faced the direction of the tail...then it switched to TK's side...

TK: Switch!!!!

Then TK was holding the leash of the horse...then both were facing the camera...

The 2 were riding when the audience stands started shaking out small change...and someone's
drawers landed on TK's head...

Kari: I think we are going under the underpass...

And then they were out of the "Underpass"...

TK: Look out for the river, Kari!!!!

Water splashed on Kari...

Kari: Look out for the guy with the glass of water, TK!!!

Water splashed on TK...

TK: I saw that was coming...

Kari: Want to stop the reenactment?

TK: Sure...*lets go of the horse leash*

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Izzy was wiping a mini-statue of Liberty...and then a guy walk to him...

Guy: What are you doing?

Izzy: Liberty. That's Digimon.

Guy: Ok. *thinking: Weird*

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TK and Patamon were sitting in the audience...

Patamon: TK...

TK: What Pata?

Patamon: I think the desk is missing for the space.

TK: So...

Patamon: Why don't you'll be a good friend and pretend to be the desk.

TK craws onto the floor on his knees...

Patamon: I'll check the drawers...*Patamon pulls out TK's drawers*...

TK: Hey!

Patamon: Anyway, I'll put these drawers away...*puts the drawers back*

Then a few minutes pass...

TK: I think it's getting cold here, Patamon...

Patamon*drinking a cold can of soda*: What?!

Then the desk was being pushed on wheels with Gatomon and Kari sitting on it...

TK: Where were you with the desk?

Gatomon: Fishing...

Patamon: What took you so long?

Kari: Gatomon forgot the flares and took a shirt instead...and we got lost...

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Gatomon was in the kitchen baking when Patamon was behind her making the cake...in many ways
with that song that seems to sing, "Ohhh, my love, my darling..." as Gatomon was rolling the
dough, kneeding it, pouring the baking powder, and then baking it...then cutting it, then
Patamon moves down out of the camera's POV as Gatomon was waiting for Patamon...then she looks
down seeing Patamon eting some of the cake on the floor...

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Tai: I have my big regrets, and now, my biggest regret is for me to do another song by
Britany Spears...remember, send your ideas for the next music video to
taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au and remember, there is an .au in the address...now here it
is, Britany Spear's "Lucky"

*Music Video*

Tai was wearing a blonde wig and was in a girls dress...sitting on a sun...

Tai: This is the story about guy named Ishida...

*Song starts*

Early morning, he wakes up.*Matt gets up from bed*
Knock, knock knock on the door...(Boom, Boom, Boom!)*Joe was the butler knocking on the door*
It's time for make up, perfect smile...*Tai makes a smile as he sees Matt putting on makeup*
It's you they're waiting for...*All the fan girls were below Matt's room window*
They go..."Isn't he handsome, this Odaiba Boy?" *Tai was walking in the room takes a mirror
and looks into it*
And they say...

Chorus:
He's so Lucky, he's a star,*Tai was standing in the background of the happy and sad face*
But he cry, cry, cries in his lonely heart, thinking...*Tai was again sitting on the sun*
If there's nothing missing in my life...*Matt was sitting in a limo, looking into a mirror*
Then why do these tears come at night?*Tai's face was in the mirror*

*Music video ends*

Tai was now sitting next to Matt...

Matt: You got to stop this madness, Tai, I mean, this is Tai Live, so it's your show!!!

Tai: Hey, I need to do something for the publicity...

Matt: I think we're both in need for help...

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Tai: Ok, it may have been short, but this will be one of the best series I will ever do...

Kari: Yeah, and remember, Email Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au for gigs and music
video requests...

TK: Ok, so if there's anythign elese to say...Goodbye!!!!

Cast:
Tai
Kari
TK
Patamon
Ga tomon
Sora
Matt
Joe
Jun
Ken
Ash
Izzy

* Final scene*

Izzy was at the supermarket and as the casher records what Izzy bought like a can of
bakedbeans...

*Beep*

Izzy: Digimon.

...Soda...

*Beep*

Izzy: Digimon.

*Beep*

...eggs...

Izzy: Digimon.

...bread...

*Beep*

Izzy: Digimon.

**

Tai was singing...

Tai*girl's voice*: If there's nothing, missing in my life...*Normal voive* WHY DO THESE
TEARS COME AT NIGHT!!!!!!!

Then cracks appear on the camera...

Director: Oh great!!!

Tai: Sorry...

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Brought to you by The Studio and Tai Enterprises...

Email Tai for a Music Video request and comments at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au