Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX ❯ Tai Live 6 ( Chapter 6 )
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By: PikaFlash 
Tai ends up having a few phone conversations about Matt, Izzy gets whipped by Quitsis while Tai accidently shoots Detective TK...
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Tai ends up having a few phone conversations about Matt, Izzy gets whipped by Quitsis while Tai accidently shoots Detective TK...
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Tai Live 6: PikaFlash's World DX
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au
Opening Theme:
Tai, Matt and Kari were walking down the corridor...
Matt: Now we meet the star of Dragon Ball Z...he's in here...
Tai: Thanks...
Tai opens the door and sees the Saiyan transformed into his Monkey form as Tai quickly closes
the door...
Tai: Did anyone bring Salior Moon here?
Kari: No, but Rini is in the next room...
Tai: Oh no...
Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...
Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...
Cast:
Taichi Yagami
Hikari Yagami
Yamato Ishida
Discriptions of the possible scenes in Tai Live:
Opening Theme: Self-explained, Tai and a (few) Random character(s) would do a funny sketch for
as the Opening Theme of the episode...
Taiing with Tai: An interview where Tai will try to question Anime characters on topics of
Romance, Friendship, knowedge and more!!!
Spidey-Tai: aka. the "My Anime/Video Game Character sense's tingling" scene, and Tai will save
the character from mishaps and dangerous accidents...
Super TAI BOX: Originally meant to be the Tai Live Music video thingy, this is another of the
newest editions, where not only Tai (and a few other characters) gets to play as other
singers, but also, play as characters in a movie or even a VIDEO GAME!!! Whoever Tai dresses
will be enough to scare the daylights out of Bill Gates, the Nintento, Sony, Sega and the US
Presidents and even The Digimon Emperor!!!!!*Note: Or maybe that was just a joke, don't take
any offense, guys...*
The Mobile Tai-Live: The newest Feature, where Tai or Kari will be traveling around Japan,
America or Australia to get a glimspe of the popularity of Digimon(or join in with the
festival that's taking place)...*Delayed because poor Kari has been practicing Water(melon)
skiing...*
What the...: Tai and gang will find weird things that are picked up from the ground and may
have a curious puppy look on the object...as Tai introduces the object to the public...
Guest Star/Author: Tai will ask an author that will do something secret for the episode...and
Tai will ask the Star/Author to make an apperance and do the scene...oh and btw, we can't
gurantee as the choices are random...heheheheheheheh...
The Space: Gatomon, Patamon, TK and Kari will be doing the spaces of the fic, which is
self-explained, that it's to use up the extra space...
Final Scene: This is where Izzy comes in, sometimes, Izzy will be seen in this part of the fic
(The end of the fic), and he will consider anything Digimon related, but for somethings won't
be considered as Digimon...sometimes you may not see Izzy, instead, you'll see Mrs. Sora
Yagami instead...
*
Special: This is special, because we'll get to know who is the Real Tai!!!
Taiing Tai's Personal Background
Bio: Tai is known to be a convicted Monster Team Leader and self-confessed Goggle Addict. Has
nice teeth, but knows a half-decent joke, if he can crack it...
Tai was born in Odaiba, Japan, so, after High School, he decided to become a soccer player,
and became successful...then a TV show gave him a chance to do an interview and a certain
person asked Tai if he wants to do this comedy...so, Tai was in this show called Extreme
Survivor, where he's the person who helps seasick people by making them more seasick...but
his life changed when he met PikaFlash, who gave him a job as a main character with Ash...but
that wasn't enough, so he decided to ask PikaFlash for ideas for Tai to be some shows...so
basically, Tai is the star of "Don't Worry, Be Happy"...so, Tai decided to join up with his
sister, Kari to make Tai Enterprises...which is big, that bought the PikaFlash's World set,
so now Tai is the star of this show...well, he renamed the show Tai Live to be better than
PikaFlash's World Max...but Rumors has it that Temptation Island is actually the reason why
Tai is now on Tai Live...because originally, Tai had this unimaginative show called Tai, but
FOX came to it's senses and used Temptation Island to stop Tai (by covering his time slot with
it, what else? Put him on the show?)...
*Note: I think Tai is too pathetic to choose a name like Tai...but one note...Tai really likes
Cats and really takes care of his sister...and also, he also finds people who not so
frequently ask questions are Jerkaholics...*
Top 5 (Some and some are not) True Things about Tai:
1. Tai is not a Homosexual...(Tai: That is true...although the "BRING IT ON" part was the
problem.)
2. Tai is in love with Sora Takenouchi...(Tai *blushing*: That one is definitely true...)
3. Tai sued a magazine(don't want to mention) for romantically linking him with a pair of
goggles...(Tai: Well, I liked my goggles, but not in a sexual manner...when I read it, I
couldn't stop pashing Sora...well, until both of us were out of breath...I had to call my
lawyer to sue that Magazine)
4. Tai loves cats and takes care of his sister Kari...(Tai: Well, you know, Brotherly love...)
5. Last but not least, Tai never let Matt use Tai's camera because Matt is under the
impression that all cameras, including video cameras are disposable that Matt threw away 5 of
Tai's cameras, including the new Digital one that cost almost US$5000. (Tai: If found, please
return to me at Tai Live, please? Matt threw it out in a bin somewhere in Tokyo...)
*Next episode: "The House of Hikari" and after that: "Matt's room of Mattness"*
*
*Introduction*
Tai: Hi, I am Tai, 15, boy, I get to know people, I like kids, and Digimons...so I'm a well
rounder...the ladies love me...I'm active...musical...so see me on Tai Live in my world...
or yours...well...we begin this episode with this...problem...well, the 4Kids are known as the
one who never show new Pokemon episodes...well, there's this problem...the Head of WB was
taking a free trip off to Australia's Warner Brother's Movie World to meet his fan, Fudd...
that' right...Fudd...did he go there just to meet Fudd? Well, WB is Fudd's boss...anyway, do
you people want to hear an interveiw I had with Matt?
*Phone Super Tai BOX conversation*
Tai: Thanks for your time, Matt...
Matt: No problem...thanks for the cookies...*munching sounds* These are delicious...
Tai: Anyway, Matt, your band has been successful with music for a long time for you, both
financially and socially. Everyone was cheering for you...anyway, let's talk about the song,
"I Suck"...*pauses*...I mean, it really sucks...
Matt *coldly*: This interview is over, Tai...*Footsteps were heard*
Tai: Matt? Matt? Can I have my cookies back? It took me a long time to make those!!!
*Coming soon: Tai interviews Devimon if he got beaten up in the Digimon cell and calls TK a
"Menace to the Digital-World"*
*Guest Star/Author*
Tai: Ok. Now, we are now going to choose a lucky person randomly from the list of guests. This
list is used to select a random person to make an appearence on the show...and we could
appear at their house...we could take a peak in your fridge...or maybe kidnap your
grandmother. Tonight's guest will be...let me use the phone...*punches in some numbers* It's
ringing...hi, is this the one called Dragonfire?
*Yes*
Tai: Welcome to Tai Live, look at the camera...
*On the Super Tai Box, it's Dragonfire on screen with her brother at the computer screen*
*Dragonfire: Oh my god! Is this really real?*
Tai: It's real. Ok. Dragonfire. Since you are selected. Will you be willing to do this task?
*Dragonfire: Sure...*
Tai: Good. A limo is waiting outside for you. The people inside will give you details on
what to do...
*Dragonfire: Ok. can I take my friend?*
Tai: Sure...
*The girl(Dragonfire) in jeans, a green and white t-shirt walks to the door...and puts on her
shoes*
Tai: She's about to leave...oh wait, she has to put on her shoes...anyway, people, this is
the guest of Tonight...
*Dragonfire is then seen walking with her friend to the Limo*
Tai: And we'll meet up with her later in the show...
*
Tai: Now, currently, there's panic in WB Studios as FOX are planning in showing new episodes
of Digimon...WB classified this as a Full-scale panic. Well, bad news, it's not. There are 7
levels of panic before a Full-scale. 1. FOX shows the movie before it's released date. 2. FOX
decided on showing new episodes of Digimon every day. 3. WB showing new episodes every day,
4. FOX saying they hate Digimon. 5. WB saying they hate Pokemon. 6. The exchanging of the
names FOX and WB for panic numbers 4 and 5.and finally, no. 7. aka. Full-scale Panic, The Head
of FOX is the Head of WB's father.
*
Tai: Anyway, now we will interview the "Jealous Whip Master", aka. Quitsis Trepe...Hi
Quistis...
Quistis: Hi, Tai...
Tai: So, how were your moves compared in the game, Final Fantasy 8?
Quistis: Well, it's more professional, but, actually, I mainly use the whip to show my
students who's boss...
Tai: I see...anyway, I headrd that you have made a record of 1299 whippings...
Quistis: Yeah, well, I have plans on extending my next record by 801 more whippings...
Tai: To those who play Final Fantasy 8, you know her, to those who are fans of Miss Trepe,
just remember that the whip is not just for show...
Quistis: I need a volunteer...
Tai: I can think of one...Izzy!!!
Izzy came from behind the camera...
Izzy: Yeah, Tai?
Tai: Help Miss Trepe...
Izzy: Sure...
Quistis: Just stand at that wooden pole...
Izzy: Do I need anything for me to hold...like a cigerette?
Quitsis: Sure...but, you have to face the wooden pole...
Izzy: Sure...
Tai: The next part is not to be seen on camera because of excessive violence...so we'll come
back to it sometime later...
*Whip sound hitting Izzy*
Izzy: OWWWW!!!!!
Tai walks to his desk...
Tai: Anyway...
Izzy: OWEWW!!! OWWW!!!
Tai got further away from poor Izzy...
Tai: The next part...
Izzy: OWWWW!!!!
Tai: Give me a minute...*takes a baseball bat and walks out of the camera's view...and we can
hear the sound of a homerun as Tai returns to the camera.* That should keep him quiet for
the rest of the whipping...and now...we will present to you...Takeru!!!
*The Space*
TK was standing on stage wearing a green trenchcoat with fog coming out of the trenchcoat...
TK: Tuesday, 1am, I slept on my bed...which is single...2am, it was 3am...I was walking my
dog...who was not there because I don't have a dog...4am, the Police arrested me and put me
in a cell. Now how did the police able to put me in such a small tiny micro-organism...anyway,
I kicked the Nucleus away from the bed and sat there...5am, the police set me free...my
sentence was short even though I never wrote anything...sometimes, life's weird. It's a
cruel world.
*
Tai: Anyway, back to our lucky guest...where are you now in the Super Tai Box...
*Dragonfire was wearing an SD outfit that looks like Matt's 01 outfit...*
*Dragonfire: I'm in California, near some very lucky guy's apartment...guess who's? Should
I tell? Or you will tell?*
Tai: I will tell...you see that door behind Dragonfire...that's Matt's new apartment...Matt's
not here at the moment and rumors has it that he's in there...Dragonfire, try knocking on the
door...
*Dragonfire knocks on the door...*
Tai: Well, it's definitely Matt's place...look at those barricades!!
*Outside the apartment window was a barricade to prevent break-ins by Deranged Fangirls...*
Tai: Well, Dragonfire...we don't have much time, so we might as well let you sing it...
*Dragonfire: "Hello to Matt, Tai knows where you live, PikaFlash will kill him, Jun also knows
this"*
Tai: Thank you Dragonfire...so, we would like to offer you this free ticket for a guest cameo
for Tai Live...where you will interview Matt!!!
*Dragonfire: REALLY?! Thanks, Tai...*
*
Tai: Now, in this section of the show is called "What the?" where me and any of my pals go
travelling around to search for things that will make curisoty kill the cat...well, there's
this one place called "Kattalox Island" with a place called the Yass Plains...and there's a
McAnimes building there...nothing funny...but what if you put Yass with the McAnimes label...
that's right...MYass!!!! This sign says "MYass, open 6am"...What the? And this thing called
Nighttime glare shades...well, it is said to prevent glare grom other cars while driving at
night...but this warning says, "Not suitable for Drivers..." What the? And here's this last
one...it's from the UK...*holds up a soup packet* Read...*Soup packet reads, "Cock Soup"*...
*
The Not-so-Exclusive in fics Exclusive and Totally made up interview...with Matt and
Dragonfire...
Dragonfire: Hi Matt...
Matt: Hi, Courtney...
Dragonfire: I love you, Matt.
Matt: I love you too, Courteney, let's go to some deserted island and get married...
Dragonfire: Why not have this, I want a giant 4-storey house with lots of rooms...
Matt: With Tai as the maid?
DragonFire: Why not, he owes you a lot of money.
Matt: I love you.
Dragonfire: I love you too.
Matt: There's this song that reminds me of you, because "I will always love you..."
Dragonfire: I can't wait any longer, I want to get married now!!!
Matt: Alright, Can I have a best man?
Matt: Can it be a Guitar?
Dragonfire: Huh?
Matt: Great!!!
Dragonfire: Matt, it's either me or that guitar.
Matt: You marry me, you marry my music.
Dragonfire: Please, this isn't the Matt I wanted to know...
Matt No, that's it, I'm not giving up all I wanted, like my friends, music, band...guitar...
petting guitars in a legal manner...
Dragonfire: *holds Matt's hands* I'm so jealous with your Music bands, even thought I'm a
good musician...
Matt: I understand. I think I have a solution that will make us both happy...
Next time *if this happens*: Matt and Courtney will send Jun down the hill...in a cart full
of Grenades...
*
Tai: Today, we will introduce a new section on the show called "Tiny Man, Big Hair"...
A picture of Goku appears and a song was played called, "Tiny Man, Big Hair"...
*
Tai: Ok, new we will interview the one Japanese Corrispondant named Iori Hida...so what do
you suppose of Son Goku as the new President of the United States? Is he a good leader?
*Cody and Iori were in the Super Tai Box*
*Iori: *Gibbrish in Japanese**
*Cody: No.*
Tai: Ok. Do you suppose the dubbers of Digimon must get a raise?
*Iori: *More gibbrish in Japanese**
*Cody: No.*
Tai: So, do you suppose we can get a chance of having Goku make George W. Bush out of office?
*Iori: *Gibbrish in Japanese**
Tai: Let me guess..."no".
*Cody: Far from that, Tai. He said, "See you at the Olympics. We can beat America..."*
Tai: I see... and now...*phone rings* Yes? What, now? But this is live...ok. Anyway, people,
this is unbelieveble, I'm afraid we have to pause the show as we've got "An Address to
the World..."
*"An Address to the World"*
Matt: *French accent* Welcome, you should know that French are dangerous people, they are
ruthless and will do anything to rid the world of all other nations. If you get in their way,
they can cut you into pieces, smother you in rich, smooth creamy caramel and with a blend of
chocolate. Why is a French man telling you all this? Actually, I'm a spy called Matt, but in
France, I'm called Grabiel Gas-on...and I hate it...but don't you think my disguise is
perfect? *laughing like a French man*
*
A scene was filming a movie...
Tai's voice: This is when we will film, "Matt on a bike"...where it is a hit in the US, and
it's filming location is in Japan, let's see the Behind the scenes...
Matt and the crew were standing in an area in Tokyo, Japan...as some sercurity guards are
keeping people behind the yellow tape...
Editor's room...
Izzy(Editor): This is the part where we will change the stuntman's face to Matt's...
As Matt gets on the bike, the screen changes to the biker who's face is covered by a large
picture of a smiling Matt...as he rides pass the edge of the screen...
*
Tai was with Kari at Tai's desk...
Tai: So, this is the new "Tells us where to go" segment, right?
*Song playing, "Tell us where to go" is being played as Tai and Kari dance to the song*
Kari: Yep, and also I got into the Big Watermelon down south...
Tai: Want the map?
*Song playing, "Tell us where to go" is being played and the map of the world appeared*
Kari: There's Typhoon Kamikaze coming down south the coast of Japan...
Tai: And there's Hurricane Hurricane off California...but we don't do trips to Antartica, so
we'll cut that one off. *Tai cuts off the string holding Antartica*
Kari: And there's a cold front over the northen region of Australia...
Tai: So where is this place for watermelons?
Kari: Near the New York state line...
Tai: And this is not to scale, but the Watermelon place is this far from the Big Fruit
Basket...*pointing to the map*
Kari: Anyway, I never really like the festival cause I lost at 3 games, one which I had
watermelon juice up my nose, another was that I swallowed a pip for pip spitting and one more
where the pip just landed in front of my feet...and for watermelon skiing, I somehow had a
couple of falls, one which I feel before I even went a metre, and another I was halfway
through the plastic sheet with watermelon juices and watermelon skins, I landed on my back and
people thought it was funny...well, I kinda like that trip...
Tai: What about this? *Kari was somehow, "dancing" in the parade*
Kari: Well, I was trying to catch people's eye...
Tai: Oh. Anyway, Kari, so, let's continue on to the next part of the show...
*
Tai: Now we will interview a representative of FOX and WB...*faces the Super Tai Box* So,
Mr. R, what do you think of FOX and WB sending out new episodes of Digimon and Pokemon?
*The representive makes the sign of zipping his lips.*
Tai: What about the dubbers? Will their pay be raised or lowered?
*The representative makes that same sign of zipping his lips.*
Tai: What about the conflict between WB and FOX?
*The representative pulled out 2 pictures, one with the WB sign and one Fox Sign as he made
what it looks like a full-scall one-on-one war.*
Tai: What about Senator Mimi Tachikawa's chance of bringing out new episodes of Digimon?
*Mr. R takes out a picture of Mimi and Jun and does the same full-scale one-on-one movement.*
Tai: We won't get anything if you don't say anything, Mr. R.
*Mr. R takes out a sign saying "Wanna bet?"*
*Final Scene*
Tai was at a bank...
Tai: Well, this time, I will tell you about the time I went to the bank...it was the most
important day of my life after my Husband, Tai died, because in this part, I, Sora, will
tell you why.
Tai was queueing in a bank as the lights fade on...
Tai: Why is this taking a long time?
Then a robber(Agumon on top of Gabumon) just entered the bank
Agumon: Give me all the money in the bank!!!!*holds out a yellow pistol*
Banker: Uh-oh. *dives behind the counter and the bank counter automatically locks up*
Agumon: You, old lady!!!
Tai: Me?
Agumon: Yeah, you. Come!!! *pulls Tai to a corner* And keep still...
Tai does a pose...
Agumon: Not like that!!! Ok, just don't do anything stupid...
Then, outside the bank door was TK and a few of his police officers...
TK: Mr. Robber!!! You are under arrest for a let-down...
Tai: I thought it was a hold up?
TK: Whatever.
Then the Robber tries to confront the bank teller...
Then Agumon drop his gun as the police entered the bank and bashed Agumon and Gabumon up...
TK follows in...as the police officers brought the robber out...
TK: Now you have underestimated me...you, madam, can you pick up the gun?
Tai: Sure. *As Tai picks up the gun, he accidently pulled the trigger and shot the floor, and
TK jumps and was on the ground...* Uh-oh...
*
*Next time's Opening scene*
Senator Mimi Tachikawa and Tai Yagami were drinking coffee in the waiting room of Tai
Studios...
Mimi: So, Tai, you have a lot of people on the show, right?
Tai: Yep.
Mimi: Who do you have interviewed?
Tai: It's more like who we haven't got on the show...
Mimi: Who?
Tai: Tenchi, Kiyone, Ranma, Akazukin Chacha, Heero, Rei, Asuka and Shinji, the girl that is a
slayer, that fat panda, the guy who became a boy and possibally Card Captor Sakura...
*Next time's Introduction*
Tai: Have you heard? NASA's US$1 million weather balloon originally meant to go around the
world, crashed somewhere near where Survivor 2 took place. Luckily, the Survivors survived.
...And NASA's X-perts were checking to see how that hole got there that caused the X-cident.
Maybe if one of the scientists sound like this *highvoice* "I think there's a hole here..."
Now, is that what people sound like with helium, or did he get kicked in the groin...NASA said
that they have a spare balloon ready whan that happens...crisis over...but is it just me that
thinks, "Hey, 2 $1 million balloons? NASA, why not put all that money together and build 1 $2
Million balloon!!!" Anyway, isn't it simple to have a balloon...all you need is a balloon and
the stuffs that's inside? Look at this...*Tai takes a balloon and blows it big* *An Australian
accent* "OK NASA!!!! WHERE'S ME MILLION BUCKS?" Off course, the balloon was holding a tin can,
so if it landed on South Australia, NASA will get 5c refund just for such a big tin can...
*Next time Taiing with [Matt] with guest star Yamato*
Matt: Matt, thanks for your time.
Yamato: No problem...TaiChi was cancelled this week. Do you do TaiChi?
Matt: No, fair enough, have you been to the movies recently?
Yamato: You know I have. Stop asking silly questions you already know the answers to...
Matt: Just trying to sound more professional...I was submitting this interview to an Anime
Magazine called A-World...
Yamato: Well, it's funny you mentioned I saw "Almost Famous" which will get to be the movie
that will make way for Star Wars: Episode 2...
Matt: Did you ever see George Lucas going on dates?
Yamato: Actually, no.
Matt: How many?
Yamato: Baka Matt...
Matt: Oh. Life's hard, isn't it?
Yamato: It can be...I digress...
Matt: You to that a lot?
Yamato: Do I?
Matt: On Wednesdays.
Yamato: I see you've been doing your homework.
Matt: No, I read it off your notes.
Yamato: Oh.
Matt: What about X-Men, the movie?
Yamato: Very disapointing...no Gambit...
Matt: Romeo Must Die?
Yamato: Jet Li is a superstar...
Matt: Mission Impossible 2?
Yamato: Not as good as no.1...
Matt: Crouching tiger, Hidden Dragon?
Yamato: It's a must see!!! The Mytoholgy in it reminds me of Star Wars...
Matt: O' Brother, Where Art Thou?
Yamato: TK's in the backyard...
Matt: The Family Man?
Yamato: Never saw that...
Matt: Boy, you've seen lots of movies. Is that all you do?
Yamato: No, I play my guitar and sports.
Matt: Would you like to play basketball?
Yamato: No, it's too hot.
Matt: How about a run in the park with our track suits on?
Yamato: Sounds good.
Matt: Let's go.
*Credits*
Author: PikaFlash Tai
Producer: Taichi Yagami
Top of the Props: Anywhere possible...
4 things that rhymes with Tai: Rai, buy, try, pie
Runner: Hikari Yagami
Watermelon Skiier: Hikari Yagami
Inspration for "Tiny man, Big hair": Son Goku, the next President of the US
Sketches: Too much Television
The Space: Takeru Takaishi
The 5th Teletubby that is pink: Daisuke Mytomiya...
Make up: Senator Mimi Tachikawa
Camera/Editor: Koushiro Izumi
Tai's wearing: A blue shirt and black slacks...
Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami
Kari's wearing: A pink shirt, black pants and sunglasses with a scarf...
Tai Enterprises managed by: PikaFlash Tai, Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami...
Except for Matt: He doesn't like to be a "Tiny Man, Big Hair"
*End Credits*
Give a comment to us about Tai Live at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au or
pikaflash_007@pokemonpost.com and btw, now we can add a blooper scene of
the show...
*Blooper*
As the robber walks off, Agumon grabs hold of a pole as the body of the "Robber" seperates to
reveal...Gabumon and Agumon on top of each other...
Agumon: Oops...
*End Blooper*
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au
Opening Theme:
Tai, Matt and Kari were walking down the corridor...
Matt: Now we meet the star of Dragon Ball Z...he's in here...
Tai: Thanks...
Tai opens the door and sees the Saiyan transformed into his Monkey form as Tai quickly closes
the door...
Tai: Did anyone bring Salior Moon here?
Kari: No, but Rini is in the next room...
Tai: Oh no...
Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...
Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...
Cast:
Taichi Yagami
Hikari Yagami
Yamato Ishida
Discriptions of the possible scenes in Tai Live:
Opening Theme: Self-explained, Tai and a (few) Random character(s) would do a funny sketch for
as the Opening Theme of the episode...
Taiing with Tai: An interview where Tai will try to question Anime characters on topics of
Romance, Friendship, knowedge and more!!!
Spidey-Tai: aka. the "My Anime/Video Game Character sense's tingling" scene, and Tai will save
the character from mishaps and dangerous accidents...
Super TAI BOX: Originally meant to be the Tai Live Music video thingy, this is another of the
newest editions, where not only Tai (and a few other characters) gets to play as other
singers, but also, play as characters in a movie or even a VIDEO GAME!!! Whoever Tai dresses
will be enough to scare the daylights out of Bill Gates, the Nintento, Sony, Sega and the US
Presidents and even The Digimon Emperor!!!!!*Note: Or maybe that was just a joke, don't take
any offense, guys...*
The Mobile Tai-Live: The newest Feature, where Tai or Kari will be traveling around Japan,
America or Australia to get a glimspe of the popularity of Digimon(or join in with the
festival that's taking place)...*Delayed because poor Kari has been practicing Water(melon)
skiing...*
What the...: Tai and gang will find weird things that are picked up from the ground and may
have a curious puppy look on the object...as Tai introduces the object to the public...
Guest Star/Author: Tai will ask an author that will do something secret for the episode...and
Tai will ask the Star/Author to make an apperance and do the scene...oh and btw, we can't
gurantee as the choices are random...heheheheheheheh...
The Space: Gatomon, Patamon, TK and Kari will be doing the spaces of the fic, which is
self-explained, that it's to use up the extra space...
Final Scene: This is where Izzy comes in, sometimes, Izzy will be seen in this part of the fic
(The end of the fic), and he will consider anything Digimon related, but for somethings won't
be considered as Digimon...sometimes you may not see Izzy, instead, you'll see Mrs. Sora
Yagami instead...
*
Special: This is special, because we'll get to know who is the Real Tai!!!
Taiing Tai's Personal Background
Bio: Tai is known to be a convicted Monster Team Leader and self-confessed Goggle Addict. Has
nice teeth, but knows a half-decent joke, if he can crack it...
Tai was born in Odaiba, Japan, so, after High School, he decided to become a soccer player,
and became successful...then a TV show gave him a chance to do an interview and a certain
person asked Tai if he wants to do this comedy...so, Tai was in this show called Extreme
Survivor, where he's the person who helps seasick people by making them more seasick...but
his life changed when he met PikaFlash, who gave him a job as a main character with Ash...but
that wasn't enough, so he decided to ask PikaFlash for ideas for Tai to be some shows...so
basically, Tai is the star of "Don't Worry, Be Happy"...so, Tai decided to join up with his
sister, Kari to make Tai Enterprises...which is big, that bought the PikaFlash's World set,
so now Tai is the star of this show...well, he renamed the show Tai Live to be better than
PikaFlash's World Max...but Rumors has it that Temptation Island is actually the reason why
Tai is now on Tai Live...because originally, Tai had this unimaginative show called Tai, but
FOX came to it's senses and used Temptation Island to stop Tai (by covering his time slot with
it, what else? Put him on the show?)...
*Note: I think Tai is too pathetic to choose a name like Tai...but one note...Tai really likes
Cats and really takes care of his sister...and also, he also finds people who not so
frequently ask questions are Jerkaholics...*
Top 5 (Some and some are not) True Things about Tai:
1. Tai is not a Homosexual...(Tai: That is true...although the "BRING IT ON" part was the
problem.)
2. Tai is in love with Sora Takenouchi...(Tai *blushing*: That one is definitely true...)
3. Tai sued a magazine(don't want to mention) for romantically linking him with a pair of
goggles...(Tai: Well, I liked my goggles, but not in a sexual manner...when I read it, I
couldn't stop pashing Sora...well, until both of us were out of breath...I had to call my
lawyer to sue that Magazine)
4. Tai loves cats and takes care of his sister Kari...(Tai: Well, you know, Brotherly love...)
5. Last but not least, Tai never let Matt use Tai's camera because Matt is under the
impression that all cameras, including video cameras are disposable that Matt threw away 5 of
Tai's cameras, including the new Digital one that cost almost US$5000. (Tai: If found, please
return to me at Tai Live, please? Matt threw it out in a bin somewhere in Tokyo...)
*Next episode: "The House of Hikari" and after that: "Matt's room of Mattness"*
*
*Introduction*
Tai: Hi, I am Tai, 15, boy, I get to know people, I like kids, and Digimons...so I'm a well
rounder...the ladies love me...I'm active...musical...so see me on Tai Live in my world...
or yours...well...we begin this episode with this...problem...well, the 4Kids are known as the
one who never show new Pokemon episodes...well, there's this problem...the Head of WB was
taking a free trip off to Australia's Warner Brother's Movie World to meet his fan, Fudd...
that' right...Fudd...did he go there just to meet Fudd? Well, WB is Fudd's boss...anyway, do
you people want to hear an interveiw I had with Matt?
*Phone Super Tai BOX conversation*
Tai: Thanks for your time, Matt...
Matt: No problem...thanks for the cookies...*munching sounds* These are delicious...
Tai: Anyway, Matt, your band has been successful with music for a long time for you, both
financially and socially. Everyone was cheering for you...anyway, let's talk about the song,
"I Suck"...*pauses*...I mean, it really sucks...
Matt *coldly*: This interview is over, Tai...*Footsteps were heard*
Tai: Matt? Matt? Can I have my cookies back? It took me a long time to make those!!!
*Coming soon: Tai interviews Devimon if he got beaten up in the Digimon cell and calls TK a
"Menace to the Digital-World"*
*Guest Star/Author*
Tai: Ok. Now, we are now going to choose a lucky person randomly from the list of guests. This
list is used to select a random person to make an appearence on the show...and we could
appear at their house...we could take a peak in your fridge...or maybe kidnap your
grandmother. Tonight's guest will be...let me use the phone...*punches in some numbers* It's
ringing...hi, is this the one called Dragonfire?
*Yes*
Tai: Welcome to Tai Live, look at the camera...
*On the Super Tai Box, it's Dragonfire on screen with her brother at the computer screen*
*Dragonfire: Oh my god! Is this really real?*
Tai: It's real. Ok. Dragonfire. Since you are selected. Will you be willing to do this task?
*Dragonfire: Sure...*
Tai: Good. A limo is waiting outside for you. The people inside will give you details on
what to do...
*Dragonfire: Ok. can I take my friend?*
Tai: Sure...
*The girl(Dragonfire) in jeans, a green and white t-shirt walks to the door...and puts on her
shoes*
Tai: She's about to leave...oh wait, she has to put on her shoes...anyway, people, this is
the guest of Tonight...
*Dragonfire is then seen walking with her friend to the Limo*
Tai: And we'll meet up with her later in the show...
*
Tai: Now, currently, there's panic in WB Studios as FOX are planning in showing new episodes
of Digimon...WB classified this as a Full-scale panic. Well, bad news, it's not. There are 7
levels of panic before a Full-scale. 1. FOX shows the movie before it's released date. 2. FOX
decided on showing new episodes of Digimon every day. 3. WB showing new episodes every day,
4. FOX saying they hate Digimon. 5. WB saying they hate Pokemon. 6. The exchanging of the
names FOX and WB for panic numbers 4 and 5.and finally, no. 7. aka. Full-scale Panic, The Head
of FOX is the Head of WB's father.
*
Tai: Anyway, now we will interview the "Jealous Whip Master", aka. Quitsis Trepe...Hi
Quistis...
Quistis: Hi, Tai...
Tai: So, how were your moves compared in the game, Final Fantasy 8?
Quistis: Well, it's more professional, but, actually, I mainly use the whip to show my
students who's boss...
Tai: I see...anyway, I headrd that you have made a record of 1299 whippings...
Quistis: Yeah, well, I have plans on extending my next record by 801 more whippings...
Tai: To those who play Final Fantasy 8, you know her, to those who are fans of Miss Trepe,
just remember that the whip is not just for show...
Quistis: I need a volunteer...
Tai: I can think of one...Izzy!!!
Izzy came from behind the camera...
Izzy: Yeah, Tai?
Tai: Help Miss Trepe...
Izzy: Sure...
Quistis: Just stand at that wooden pole...
Izzy: Do I need anything for me to hold...like a cigerette?
Quitsis: Sure...but, you have to face the wooden pole...
Izzy: Sure...
Tai: The next part is not to be seen on camera because of excessive violence...so we'll come
back to it sometime later...
*Whip sound hitting Izzy*
Izzy: OWWWW!!!!!
Tai walks to his desk...
Tai: Anyway...
Izzy: OWEWW!!! OWWW!!!
Tai got further away from poor Izzy...
Tai: The next part...
Izzy: OWWWW!!!!
Tai: Give me a minute...*takes a baseball bat and walks out of the camera's view...and we can
hear the sound of a homerun as Tai returns to the camera.* That should keep him quiet for
the rest of the whipping...and now...we will present to you...Takeru!!!
*The Space*
TK was standing on stage wearing a green trenchcoat with fog coming out of the trenchcoat...
TK: Tuesday, 1am, I slept on my bed...which is single...2am, it was 3am...I was walking my
dog...who was not there because I don't have a dog...4am, the Police arrested me and put me
in a cell. Now how did the police able to put me in such a small tiny micro-organism...anyway,
I kicked the Nucleus away from the bed and sat there...5am, the police set me free...my
sentence was short even though I never wrote anything...sometimes, life's weird. It's a
cruel world.
*
Tai: Anyway, back to our lucky guest...where are you now in the Super Tai Box...
*Dragonfire was wearing an SD outfit that looks like Matt's 01 outfit...*
*Dragonfire: I'm in California, near some very lucky guy's apartment...guess who's? Should
I tell? Or you will tell?*
Tai: I will tell...you see that door behind Dragonfire...that's Matt's new apartment...Matt's
not here at the moment and rumors has it that he's in there...Dragonfire, try knocking on the
door...
*Dragonfire knocks on the door...*
Tai: Well, it's definitely Matt's place...look at those barricades!!
*Outside the apartment window was a barricade to prevent break-ins by Deranged Fangirls...*
Tai: Well, Dragonfire...we don't have much time, so we might as well let you sing it...
*Dragonfire: "Hello to Matt, Tai knows where you live, PikaFlash will kill him, Jun also knows
this"*
Tai: Thank you Dragonfire...so, we would like to offer you this free ticket for a guest cameo
for Tai Live...where you will interview Matt!!!
*Dragonfire: REALLY?! Thanks, Tai...*
*
Tai: Now, in this section of the show is called "What the?" where me and any of my pals go
travelling around to search for things that will make curisoty kill the cat...well, there's
this one place called "Kattalox Island" with a place called the Yass Plains...and there's a
McAnimes building there...nothing funny...but what if you put Yass with the McAnimes label...
that's right...MYass!!!! This sign says "MYass, open 6am"...What the? And this thing called
Nighttime glare shades...well, it is said to prevent glare grom other cars while driving at
night...but this warning says, "Not suitable for Drivers..." What the? And here's this last
one...it's from the UK...*holds up a soup packet* Read...*Soup packet reads, "Cock Soup"*...
*
The Not-so-Exclusive in fics Exclusive and Totally made up interview...with Matt and
Dragonfire...
Dragonfire: Hi Matt...
Matt: Hi, Courtney...
Dragonfire: I love you, Matt.
Matt: I love you too, Courteney, let's go to some deserted island and get married...
Dragonfire: Why not have this, I want a giant 4-storey house with lots of rooms...
Matt: With Tai as the maid?
DragonFire: Why not, he owes you a lot of money.
Matt: I love you.
Dragonfire: I love you too.
Matt: There's this song that reminds me of you, because "I will always love you..."
Dragonfire: I can't wait any longer, I want to get married now!!!
Matt: Alright, Can I have a best man?
Matt: Can it be a Guitar?
Dragonfire: Huh?
Matt: Great!!!
Dragonfire: Matt, it's either me or that guitar.
Matt: You marry me, you marry my music.
Dragonfire: Please, this isn't the Matt I wanted to know...
Matt No, that's it, I'm not giving up all I wanted, like my friends, music, band...guitar...
petting guitars in a legal manner...
Dragonfire: *holds Matt's hands* I'm so jealous with your Music bands, even thought I'm a
good musician...
Matt: I understand. I think I have a solution that will make us both happy...
Next time *if this happens*: Matt and Courtney will send Jun down the hill...in a cart full
of Grenades...
*
Tai: Today, we will introduce a new section on the show called "Tiny Man, Big Hair"...
A picture of Goku appears and a song was played called, "Tiny Man, Big Hair"...
*
Tai: Ok, new we will interview the one Japanese Corrispondant named Iori Hida...so what do
you suppose of Son Goku as the new President of the United States? Is he a good leader?
*Cody and Iori were in the Super Tai Box*
*Iori: *Gibbrish in Japanese**
*Cody: No.*
Tai: Ok. Do you suppose the dubbers of Digimon must get a raise?
*Iori: *More gibbrish in Japanese**
*Cody: No.*
Tai: So, do you suppose we can get a chance of having Goku make George W. Bush out of office?
*Iori: *Gibbrish in Japanese**
Tai: Let me guess..."no".
*Cody: Far from that, Tai. He said, "See you at the Olympics. We can beat America..."*
Tai: I see... and now...*phone rings* Yes? What, now? But this is live...ok. Anyway, people,
this is unbelieveble, I'm afraid we have to pause the show as we've got "An Address to
the World..."
*"An Address to the World"*
Matt: *French accent* Welcome, you should know that French are dangerous people, they are
ruthless and will do anything to rid the world of all other nations. If you get in their way,
they can cut you into pieces, smother you in rich, smooth creamy caramel and with a blend of
chocolate. Why is a French man telling you all this? Actually, I'm a spy called Matt, but in
France, I'm called Grabiel Gas-on...and I hate it...but don't you think my disguise is
perfect? *laughing like a French man*
*
A scene was filming a movie...
Tai's voice: This is when we will film, "Matt on a bike"...where it is a hit in the US, and
it's filming location is in Japan, let's see the Behind the scenes...
Matt and the crew were standing in an area in Tokyo, Japan...as some sercurity guards are
keeping people behind the yellow tape...
Editor's room...
Izzy(Editor): This is the part where we will change the stuntman's face to Matt's...
As Matt gets on the bike, the screen changes to the biker who's face is covered by a large
picture of a smiling Matt...as he rides pass the edge of the screen...
*
Tai was with Kari at Tai's desk...
Tai: So, this is the new "Tells us where to go" segment, right?
*Song playing, "Tell us where to go" is being played as Tai and Kari dance to the song*
Kari: Yep, and also I got into the Big Watermelon down south...
Tai: Want the map?
*Song playing, "Tell us where to go" is being played and the map of the world appeared*
Kari: There's Typhoon Kamikaze coming down south the coast of Japan...
Tai: And there's Hurricane Hurricane off California...but we don't do trips to Antartica, so
we'll cut that one off. *Tai cuts off the string holding Antartica*
Kari: And there's a cold front over the northen region of Australia...
Tai: So where is this place for watermelons?
Kari: Near the New York state line...
Tai: And this is not to scale, but the Watermelon place is this far from the Big Fruit
Basket...*pointing to the map*
Kari: Anyway, I never really like the festival cause I lost at 3 games, one which I had
watermelon juice up my nose, another was that I swallowed a pip for pip spitting and one more
where the pip just landed in front of my feet...and for watermelon skiing, I somehow had a
couple of falls, one which I feel before I even went a metre, and another I was halfway
through the plastic sheet with watermelon juices and watermelon skins, I landed on my back and
people thought it was funny...well, I kinda like that trip...
Tai: What about this? *Kari was somehow, "dancing" in the parade*
Kari: Well, I was trying to catch people's eye...
Tai: Oh. Anyway, Kari, so, let's continue on to the next part of the show...
*
Tai: Now we will interview a representative of FOX and WB...*faces the Super Tai Box* So,
Mr. R, what do you think of FOX and WB sending out new episodes of Digimon and Pokemon?
*The representive makes the sign of zipping his lips.*
Tai: What about the dubbers? Will their pay be raised or lowered?
*The representative makes that same sign of zipping his lips.*
Tai: What about the conflict between WB and FOX?
*The representative pulled out 2 pictures, one with the WB sign and one Fox Sign as he made
what it looks like a full-scall one-on-one war.*
Tai: What about Senator Mimi Tachikawa's chance of bringing out new episodes of Digimon?
*Mr. R takes out a picture of Mimi and Jun and does the same full-scale one-on-one movement.*
Tai: We won't get anything if you don't say anything, Mr. R.
*Mr. R takes out a sign saying "Wanna bet?"*
*Final Scene*
Tai was at a bank...
Tai: Well, this time, I will tell you about the time I went to the bank...it was the most
important day of my life after my Husband, Tai died, because in this part, I, Sora, will
tell you why.
Tai was queueing in a bank as the lights fade on...
Tai: Why is this taking a long time?
Then a robber(Agumon on top of Gabumon) just entered the bank
Agumon: Give me all the money in the bank!!!!*holds out a yellow pistol*
Banker: Uh-oh. *dives behind the counter and the bank counter automatically locks up*
Agumon: You, old lady!!!
Tai: Me?
Agumon: Yeah, you. Come!!! *pulls Tai to a corner* And keep still...
Tai does a pose...
Agumon: Not like that!!! Ok, just don't do anything stupid...
Then, outside the bank door was TK and a few of his police officers...
TK: Mr. Robber!!! You are under arrest for a let-down...
Tai: I thought it was a hold up?
TK: Whatever.
Then the Robber tries to confront the bank teller...
Then Agumon drop his gun as the police entered the bank and bashed Agumon and Gabumon up...
TK follows in...as the police officers brought the robber out...
TK: Now you have underestimated me...you, madam, can you pick up the gun?
Tai: Sure. *As Tai picks up the gun, he accidently pulled the trigger and shot the floor, and
TK jumps and was on the ground...* Uh-oh...
*
*Next time's Opening scene*
Senator Mimi Tachikawa and Tai Yagami were drinking coffee in the waiting room of Tai
Studios...
Mimi: So, Tai, you have a lot of people on the show, right?
Tai: Yep.
Mimi: Who do you have interviewed?
Tai: It's more like who we haven't got on the show...
Mimi: Who?
Tai: Tenchi, Kiyone, Ranma, Akazukin Chacha, Heero, Rei, Asuka and Shinji, the girl that is a
slayer, that fat panda, the guy who became a boy and possibally Card Captor Sakura...
*Next time's Introduction*
Tai: Have you heard? NASA's US$1 million weather balloon originally meant to go around the
world, crashed somewhere near where Survivor 2 took place. Luckily, the Survivors survived.
...And NASA's X-perts were checking to see how that hole got there that caused the X-cident.
Maybe if one of the scientists sound like this *highvoice* "I think there's a hole here..."
Now, is that what people sound like with helium, or did he get kicked in the groin...NASA said
that they have a spare balloon ready whan that happens...crisis over...but is it just me that
thinks, "Hey, 2 $1 million balloons? NASA, why not put all that money together and build 1 $2
Million balloon!!!" Anyway, isn't it simple to have a balloon...all you need is a balloon and
the stuffs that's inside? Look at this...*Tai takes a balloon and blows it big* *An Australian
accent* "OK NASA!!!! WHERE'S ME MILLION BUCKS?" Off course, the balloon was holding a tin can,
so if it landed on South Australia, NASA will get 5c refund just for such a big tin can...
*Next time Taiing with [Matt] with guest star Yamato*
Matt: Matt, thanks for your time.
Yamato: No problem...TaiChi was cancelled this week. Do you do TaiChi?
Matt: No, fair enough, have you been to the movies recently?
Yamato: You know I have. Stop asking silly questions you already know the answers to...
Matt: Just trying to sound more professional...I was submitting this interview to an Anime
Magazine called A-World...
Yamato: Well, it's funny you mentioned I saw "Almost Famous" which will get to be the movie
that will make way for Star Wars: Episode 2...
Matt: Did you ever see George Lucas going on dates?
Yamato: Actually, no.
Matt: How many?
Yamato: Baka Matt...
Matt: Oh. Life's hard, isn't it?
Yamato: It can be...I digress...
Matt: You to that a lot?
Yamato: Do I?
Matt: On Wednesdays.
Yamato: I see you've been doing your homework.
Matt: No, I read it off your notes.
Yamato: Oh.
Matt: What about X-Men, the movie?
Yamato: Very disapointing...no Gambit...
Matt: Romeo Must Die?
Yamato: Jet Li is a superstar...
Matt: Mission Impossible 2?
Yamato: Not as good as no.1...
Matt: Crouching tiger, Hidden Dragon?
Yamato: It's a must see!!! The Mytoholgy in it reminds me of Star Wars...
Matt: O' Brother, Where Art Thou?
Yamato: TK's in the backyard...
Matt: The Family Man?
Yamato: Never saw that...
Matt: Boy, you've seen lots of movies. Is that all you do?
Yamato: No, I play my guitar and sports.
Matt: Would you like to play basketball?
Yamato: No, it's too hot.
Matt: How about a run in the park with our track suits on?
Yamato: Sounds good.
Matt: Let's go.
*Credits*
Author: PikaFlash Tai
Producer: Taichi Yagami
Top of the Props: Anywhere possible...
4 things that rhymes with Tai: Rai, buy, try, pie
Runner: Hikari Yagami
Watermelon Skiier: Hikari Yagami
Inspration for "Tiny man, Big hair": Son Goku, the next President of the US
Sketches: Too much Television
The Space: Takeru Takaishi
The 5th Teletubby that is pink: Daisuke Mytomiya...
Make up: Senator Mimi Tachikawa
Camera/Editor: Koushiro Izumi
Tai's wearing: A blue shirt and black slacks...
Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami
Kari's wearing: A pink shirt, black pants and sunglasses with a scarf...
Tai Enterprises managed by: PikaFlash Tai, Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami...
Except for Matt: He doesn't like to be a "Tiny Man, Big Hair"
*End Credits*
Give a comment to us about Tai Live at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au or
pikaflash_007@pokemonpost.com and btw, now we can add a blooper scene of
the show...
*Blooper*
As the robber walks off, Agumon grabs hold of a pole as the body of the "Robber" seperates to
reveal...Gabumon and Agumon on top of each other...
Agumon: Oops...
*End Blooper*