Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX ❯ Tai Live 8 ( Chapter 8 )

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Tai Live would like to thank the Academy, our cast and crew, our families, our favorite fans,
our mafia, our editors, our writers, PikaFlash, Ash, Tai and all the people who read this
fic...

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Tai Live 8: PikaFlash's World DX
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au

Opening Theme:

Tai ran into the lounge room of the Tai Live Studio...as he sits next to Veronica Taylor and
Rachel Lillis...

Tai: Hey, Ash, Misty! Finally all the way from Pallet Town to here?

Rachel: Huh? Errr, Tai, You know that Pokemon is a TV Anime, don't you?

Tai: No, does Brock know?

Veronica: No, it's a television show. We're voice actors. There is no Pallet town.

Tai: *worried* What? Oh god! *Tai runs off*

Rachel: Strange man.

Veronica: Yeah. He must be from...Odaiba.

Tai runs from the room where Veronica and Rachel were into the real Ash's room...

Tai: Hi Ash.

Ash: Hi Tai.

*An Audience laughter was heard*

Tai: What was that?

Ash: Oh, that's the audience from the debates. They follow me around and laugh at anything I
say...

*Insert Audience laughter*

Tai: Let me try. SAY HI TO YOUR MOM FOR ME!!!

*Insert nighttime sounds without loud noises*

Ash: It'll take some time to warm up.

*Insert Audience laughter*

Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...

Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...

Cast:
Taichi Yagami
Hikari Yagami
Yamato Ishida

Discriptions of the possible scenes in Tai Live:

Opening Theme: Self-explained, Tai and a (few) Random character(s) would do a funny sketch for
as the Opening Theme of the episode...

Taiing with Tai: An interview where Tai will try to question Anime characters on topics of
Romance, Friendship, knowledge and more!!!

Spidey-Tai: aka. the "My Anime/Video Game Character sense's tingling" scene, and Tai will save
the character from mishaps and dangerous accidents...

Super Tai BOX: Originally meant to be the Tai Live Music video thingy, this is another of the
newest editions, where not only Tai (and a few other characters) gets to play as other
singers, but also, play as characters in a movie or even a VIDEO GAME!!! Whoever Tai dresses
will be enough to scare the daylights out of Bill Gates, the Nintento, Sony, Sega and the US
Presidents and even The Digimon Emperor!!!!!*Note: Or maybe that was just a joke, don't take
any offense, guys...*

The Mobile Tai-Live: The newest Feature, where Tai or Kari will be traveling around Japan,
America or Australia to get a glimspe of the popularity of Digimon(or join in with the
festival that's taking place)...

What the...: Tai and gang will find weird things that are picked up from the ground and may
have a curious puppy look on the object...as Tai introduces the object to the public...

Guest Star/Author: Tai will ask an author that will do something secret for the episode...and
Tai will ask the Star/Author to make an apperance and do the scene...oh and btw, we can't
gurantee as the choices are random...heheheheheheheh...

True or False: This is not like truth or dare, but it's more like a quiz show kind of thing...

The Space: Gatomon, Patamon, TK and Kari will be doing the spaces of the fic, which is
self-explained, that it's to use up the extra space...

Final Scene: This is where Izzy comes in, sometimes, Izzy will be seen in this part of the fic
(The end of the fic), and he will consider anything Digimon related, but for somethings won't
be considered as Digimon...sometimes you may not see Izzy, instead, you'll see Mrs. Sora
Yagami instead...

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Special: This is special, because we'll get to know who is the Real Matt!!!

Matt's room of Mattness:

Bio: As Matt is the third member of the Tai Live star, he's the one who attempted to kidnap
and adopt the Olsen twins came undone when Matt was arrested crossing the Spanish border on
unrelated jaywalking charges. He is also one great person to be disguised as someone else
because of one certain fan. (nuJ) Also, Matt's a good musician, and a great brother to TK.
Soon, Matt will join Tai again in the show, "Tai Story"...and earlier before Tai Live, Matt
was in his own live show called Digimon: The Musical...well, it didn't go off as expected
because of a skiing accident and he broke all bits of his body, but a new live show is coming
soon, called "Matt's Autumn in Jun"...

*Note: He's one of the Nominees that fits the title, "Tiny Man, Big Hair" next to Son Goku of
Dragon Ball Z!*

Top 5 reasons why Matt never uses a Forklift...
1. Greek Salad (Matt: I'm no Vegetarian.)
2. Nachos (Matt: I'm not Italian.)
3. Guitars (Matt: I really think I need to regroup my band.)
4. Courtney aka. Dragonfire (Matt: *Silence*)
5. "Tiny Man, Big Hair" (Matt: TAI!!!)

*Additional note: Actually, Matt was tricked into saying that a forklift was a machine that
uses the fork instead of your hands and eat what's on the fork.*

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Tai enters the studio while dancing around as he reaches the centerstage...

Tai: Hello, all been well?

Audience: Yes.

Tai: People at home, same as well? Ok, I know people may not know the glossip, but the battle
for leadership of the Digimon Party in the Anime Senate aka. The Federation of Animes and
Video Games shamelessly borrowed from Star Wars Episode 1, between Senator Mimi Tachikawa and
Jun Mytomiya. But no war being waged, but I want it to be in a steel cage. Jun tries to win
voters by convincing the Senate to return the money to the beer drinkers...but I would guess,
*An accent* Beer? I thought she was talking politics? She did say beer..." *Normal voice*
Anyway, if she's planning on returning the money, then we are going to end up with the biggest
happy hour ever seen...lasting for a month. Probablly people will be drunk when they are
trying to vote for Jun, instead of ticking the box marked yes, they would mark, *Drunk voice*
"I luv you! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!! She mentioned beer!!" Well, Jun wants to keep her distance from
Matt Ishida, because she determines it "Uncool"...but when Jun gets a lift with Joe to the
Senate, she would say, "Could you drop me off around the back so that no one could see? Oh no,
reporters, I gotta duck! If Mimi sees me, how embarassing." It's even fought between Mimi
and Jun even as I speak. Jun was discribed on one Newspaper as, "Plain, bland, Uncharamastic."
Well, stuffed being the leader of the Digimon side! She might as well be perfect for being the
Head of FOX!!!!

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Still on the stage, at his desk, Tai takes a beaker and drinks the water in it and grew
hair...

Tai: Let's just say that we're going to say that the day of the week is...

*Wednesday*

Tai shaved the extra hair off his face...

Tai: And on to the next segment...

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Jun Motomiya, senator, boss and expert (at the time of filming) of FOX is on an all out war
against Senator Mimi Tachikawa, as even though they both were together cutting ribbons,
cutting cakes and cutting costs in taxes, Jun Motomiya is still the boss, senator and expert
of FOX (at the time of filming).

*The Dictionary of Anime Distributors*

monster treaty: a point to show that having a holiday in Dragonball Z country is a poor
choice...

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Tai is on stage...

Tai: Ok, now it's time to award the "Taichi" Award!!! And now this award is so exclusive that
it's an exclusive. Now for the runner's up...it's Mr. Fishpaw, Gomamon!!!! But he not here but
at hospital as he sacked a couple of piranhas from his marching fishes...while the man-eating
fishes were playing dead, Gomamon decided to take pity...only to have his fingers bitten off!
That started a conversation at Joe's house like this: "1, 2, 3 4 5, once I caught a fish
alive. 6, 7, 8 9 10, then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because he bit my finger
off. Which finger did he bite?" THE ONE THAT'S HANGING ON A THREAD, YOU MORON!!!!! Anyway, the
winner of the "Taichi" award goes to our very own Jyo Kido, who steals glasses from anybody to
increase his sexual pleasures...now, why would he do that? Well, I'm going to call in our
very own, Yolei Inoue for this test...

Yolei walks to the stage...

Tai: Ok, Yolei, take off your glasses...

Yolei takes off her glasses...

Tai: Hmmm, I think you should do it more slowly with a sexy look...Matt. play the saxaphone.
*Saxaphone music is heard...* Ok, now, take those glasses off...

Yolei takes the glasses off...

Tai: There's something missing...

*An Address to the World...*

Davis was sitting on the chair as Ugly Davis Greymon...

Davis: Let's talk about nicknames. Ever since I got the name Ugly, people have been calling me
ugly. UGLY UGLY UGLY is all I heard when people are calling me, at the bank, work...even in
the kitchen!!! WHY? WHY? Why can't I call women birds, or Digimon pets, but me Ugly? From
now on, no one calls me Ugly Davis, instead, just Fairly Attractive Davis Greymon...No more
ugly...speaking of ugly, you should see my sister, Jun...

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Tai: Ok, Yolei, let's try this again.

Yolei was wearing lots of flowers and was still wearing her glasses...

Tai: And don't forget the music, Matt...now, take it off slowly, Yolei.

Yolei removes the glasses as Matt plays the saxaphone...

Tai: Now, that's it, that's what Joe meant!!!

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Tai: Ok, in this game show segment, it's called, "KNOW YOUR ANIME!!!" Our crewmember, Izzy,
is the best one in the Anime business and he's going up first...

Izzy: Hi.

Tai: And now, our special guest stars for this segment, Rachel Lillis and Veronica Taylor...

Rachel and Veronica both walk to the chairs that are on the stage...

Tai: Welcome, Rachel and "Ash" or would you want to be called Ash, Veronica?

Veronica: *whispering to Tai* Your shirt's tucked out...

Tai: It's alright, because I'm quite a rebal other than Matt...anyway, let's try the
buzzers...Rachel?

Rachel presses the buzzer and it makes the zapping sound during the buzzers of death scene
with the real Ash...

Tai: Izzy?

Izzy presses the buzzer, making a car screaching sound...

Tai: Nice. "Ash"?

Veronica presses her buzzer, making a fart sound...

Veronica: Whoops.

Tai: That's alright. Here's the first question, finish these sentences..."Gotta Catch Em..."

Izzy "screeched"...

Izzy: "All".

Tai: Correct. "Out here in the quiet of the..."

Rachel press the "Zapping" buzzer...

Rachel: "Night".

Tai: Ok, "Looks's like we're blasting off..."

Rachel "zaps"...

Rachel: "Again."

Tai: Good. That's one point for Izzy and 2 points for Rachel. COME ON "ASH"!!! Ok, what
color is Ash's cap...

"Ash" farts...

Veronica: Red.

Tai: Correct. Currently, Rachel has 2 points, Izzy has 1 point and "Ash" has only 1 point.
COME ON ASH!!!

Veronica: ALRIGHT!! ALRIGHT!! I'll try.

Tai: Ok, here's one. Which of these quotes must relate to their respective Animes in either
Pokemon or Digimon..."Digivolve"?

Rachel presses the buzzer...

Rachel: Digimon.

Tai: Yep. "Team rocket"?

Veronica presses the buzzer...

Veronica: Pokemon.

Tai: That's right...

Izzy "screeches"...

Izzy: Pokemon!

Tai: Iz!!!!

Veronica "Farts"...

Veronica: Digimon!

Tai: "ASH!!!!"

Rachel "Zaps"...

Rachel: Pokemon!

Tai: Give me a minute, the last one... "Monsters."

Izzy "Screeches"...

Izzy: Digimon...

Tai: Close, but it's both Pokemon and Digimon...but you will get one point.

Tai: That's it, let's go on to the next question...Look into this screen and name me all these
4 monsters for 4 points.

Pictures:
1) A Cat with gloves
2) A yellow rat with red cheeks
3) A Tiny man with big hair
4) The editor with a laptop...

Rachel "zaps" back...

Rachel: Ok, let's see, I know there's Goku. And theres Monster 1, 2 and 3...

Tai: I'll only give you one point for that.

Matt runs on the stage and holds up a banner saying, "See my live show, Matt's Autumn in
June!!!" with Gabumon following him...

Veronica "farts"...

Veronica: They are Gatomon, Pikachu, Goku and finally Izzy...

Tai: That's it, 3 points for you "Ash!!!" And the final score is for Rachel, 5 points. Izzy,
3 points. And "Ash", as the winner, has 6 points!!! And I would like to thank "Ash" and
"Misty" for making a special appearence for this Tai Live episode.

*The Dictionary of Anime Distributors...*

irony: The meaning of an opposite of what a person say, or an Anime Distributor's promise...

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Tai: Ok, tonight, we're going to focus on the topic of having our two contestants, Jyo Kido
and Senator Mimi Tachikawa...but since I'm sometimes the gentleman, I'll let Mimi go first.
Due to the question with lots of obscene languages, our editor has prepared to censor the
swearing...here's the question Mimi... !@#!$@!%$!%!@%!# $%@!%#$!@$% @#$%!@#% !@$%#@!%? Ok,
we'll see the panel on who has votes on the right answer...starting with PikaFlash. How's it
going?

Izzy(Wearing a yellow wig and in yellow): Great.

Tai: Next is Kari...so, how's it going?

Kari: Very fine, Tai.

Tai: Ok, now how's it going Davis Greymon?

Davis: Well, it's kinda odd to be in a place like this.

Tai: Next is Sora Takenouchi...so, Sora, thinking of going out on a date?

Sora: Later, at 9?

Tai: Sure. And next is Gomamon, who isn't here...

Stuffed Gomamon*tape recorder*: At least I had a tape recording of my voice...

Tai: And next is Matt Ishida, who is going to tell us about the promotion of their new song
for Matt's band...

Matt: Yeah, and later tonight at 8pm is when we'll roll the drum...

Tai *Sees the gigantic digital clock in the background pointing at 8:01pm*: Err, Matt,
shouldn't you be there by now?

Matt *sees the clock*: OH NO!!! *Runs to the stage exit and the door was slamed*

Tai: Ok, let's repeat the question, !@#!$@!%$!%!@%!# $%@!%#$!@$% @#$%!@#% !@$%#@!%? Ok,
what's your answer, Senator?

Mimi: !@#$.

Tai: What's the answers?

The 5 raised their cards with the answers that have been censored with Tai holding up Matt's
card...

Tai: And I guess that's all for tonight.

*

Tai was dressed as Abraham Lincon with the White House background...

Tai: Fellow Americans, our forefathers has founded this land...blah blah blah...and we have
decided to create the CIA and the FBI...blah blah blah...and then we have reread and redone
the constitution...blah blah blah...and we must go off and get drunk and etc. etc. etc., blah
blah blah, I thank you for our cooperation...

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Izzy was dress as a police officer riding a bicycle and crash into a lamppost...

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Tai as a police officer was walking around...nothing happened...until he saw something...

Tai: HEY!!!

2 Digimons were painting a vandalised wall white and ran off while Tai was chasing them...

*Tai on "Banning"*

Tai: Currently, things are being banned, Boxing, drag racing...even Harry Potter. How many
people must die so that we can ban them? Well, I say don't ban them, I mean, it's like banning
our natural enemys and then everything gets out of control, so I suggest, Don't ban the goods.
How many people must die to ban the goods? Only the stupid ones.

*Gameshow segment*

Tai: Now, I'm on stage where I have both Matt and Jun...anyway, to start off, Jun, go to the
soundproof box filled with music of the Teenage Wolves so that you cannot hear the question
I'm asking to Matt.

Jun enters the soundproof box...

Tai: Ok, Matt, here's one question. What do you think of Jun?

Matt: I say that Jun really pisses me off due to the fact that she was the one who ransaked
your room for money and then

Tai: I see. Ok, which gas would you want to use, Choroform or Carbon Monoxide?

Matt: Definitly Choroform...

Tai: Ok, BRING OUT THE CHOROFORM!!!!

As the choroform enters Jun's soundproof box, she faints...

*

Tai was at his desk with some letters...

Tai: Ok, now, we got a few usual things from people in the fanfiction world and we somehow
got this desperate request. Well, a certain fella named Cody is in desire help. In his letter
to me, it says, "Dear Tai, I'm living with my friend, Armadillomon and I want you to please
bail me out of class just to go home and see your show Live...well, let's go to his school and
do him a favor...

*Live - Cody's School in the Super Tai BOX*

*The camera walks pass the sercurity guard...and enters the classroom...*

Tai: Hey, miss. This is Tai Yagami from Tai Live. I'm here on request of Cody Hida and I'm
looking for him...is there a Cody in the classroom?

*Cody stands up...*

*Cody: That's me...*

Tai: Cody, I have recieved your mail and I decided to bail you out of this class specially
for you...so do you want to come with me to see my show live?

*Cody: Sure.*

Tai: Follow the lady with the headphones...

*Cody: Ok. *

*Cody follows Yolei and as they were walking down the hallway, an Armadillomon walks along with
the 2...*

Tai: So, what's going on in that class??

*Yolei: Cody, Tai is asking you something about your class...*

Tai: So, what's going on in that class??

*Cody: Oh, it was a test...*

Tai: ...I see. And who's that next to you, Armadillomon or a weird fella?

*Cody looks at Armadillomon...*

*Cody: A weird fella...*

Tai: And specially for you, if you look at the school field, is the teansport to the Tai
Studios...

*As the camera faces the field, the Mission Impossible music is played as the camera sees a
Helicopter in the field...*

Tai: I'll meet you at the landing pad at the studio Cody.

*Cody: Sure, Tai.*

*Cody and Armadillomon ran down the stairs to the field...*

Tai: We'll meet Cody later...

*The Dictionary of Anime Distributors...*

animes: Japanese Animation or an Anime Distributor's pay...

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The Taichi Program...

Tai: Later on this show tonight, we will have a certain psychic that can actually see and
speak to ghosts...ok, who like this show?

No one in the audience raised their hand...

Tai: Ok, who don't like this show?

All the auidence raised their hands...

Tai: Who wants to make a comment?

A few people in the audience raised their hands...

Tai: Ok, Miss, would you like to answer this question?

Woman: No.

Tai: Ok, that's all I need to know...anyway, in the olden times, sailors may mistake the
mantany as a mermaid...so we will see a naval optician...

Tai walks to the door...

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...and opens it into a room...

Tai: Oops, wrong sketch...

Tai leaves as we see Izzy dressed as a magician...as he puts swords through the holes in the
box and then as he opens it...he sees TK getting stab by all the swords there...

*

Izzy was dress as a police officer riding a bicycle and crash into a lamppost...again.

*

*The Anime World Greenhouse Effect*

No.1: Go low on the Carbon dioxide
or WB executives must stop breathing.

*The Dictionary of Anime Distributors*

comercial confidence: a thing you would watch, buy on video and see without knowing what is
the story...

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Kari is at the Super Tai BOX...

Kari: Now, I'm going to interview a member of the Television crew for the Studio, Sora
Takenouchi on a certain thing we have sent to FOX and they canceled it. So, Sora, what do you
think of FOX showing off internationally to people around the world and when we send something
from a non-comercial station to a network like FOX, they canceled it. Why?

*Sora is in the Super Tai BOX*

*Sora: Well, Kari, FOX considered that something as a non-comercial verbal show so it's quite
simple.*

Kari: Ok. But why did they show their shows as comercial while the show we sent got canceled?

*Sora: Well, that's a more complicated scene with a comercial network like FOX has better
pay than other people in this studio...*

Kari: So, basically you are saying that we're just cheap labor...

*Sora: No, don't put it as cheap labor, it's more like volunteers.*

Kari: Arrigato, Sora-chan...

*Sora: Don't beg to me...*

Kari: Huh? I just said thank you in Japanese...

*Sora: Oh, well, being here, we're not used to people being polite...*

*Tai on "Spying on Enemies"*

Tai is at his desk with a miniture Meowth Balloon he got...

Tai: I never went to Spy school, but I know that one of the things they teach is no matter
what happens...do not land the balloon on the enemy's backyard. Sure, what the pilot did
sounds dumb, but doing the dumb thing is going to give a big smile on Goku's face. Goku wants
Giovanni to say sorry. However, the Pokemon territory chooses to express deep regrets. What
the? Isn't that like saying sorry? But to the DBZ territory, it isn't the same thing. One
theory concerning the pilot is that this thing has been directed to the Head of FOX, to make
Team Rocket question, "Is the pilot a Pokemon Fan or a Digimon Fan?" Ultimately, it doesn't
matter cause by now, the pilot's probably a Dragonball fan. At least some of the equiptment
will be returned...to the original owners as soon as they will read the equiptment saying,
"Made in Taiwan"...

*The Dictionary of Anime Distributors*

monster rancher: The boiling point where WB must know that avoiding FOX is a very good idea...

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Kari is at the Super Tai BOX...

Kari: Ok, next, I will interview a defence secretary of the Pokemon side on the issue between
them and Dragonball goverment...James, why is it that you are planning on a cold war with
those martial arts experts?

*James is in the Super Tai BOX*

*James: Well, we were actually just minding our own business...we are just preparing for a
retaliation from President Goku due to the fact that Digimon is just a pretend enemy We need
a proper enemy.*

Kari: And any comments on waging a war with President Goku?

*James: No, we're just aiming our PokeBalls in that direction. And other than the fact that
they're martial artists makes it easier and also the fact that they're relying on balls too.
Triple score bonus.*

Kari: Couldn't this start a race for the "Balls"?

*James: Let me make this clear, They started it, they invented the special "balls". Plus they
have a pretty long road, just like China's great wall. What is it with "Kung Fu" and long
roads?*

Kari: What impact will this strategy will do in the short term?

*James: First, we name Dragonball Z as the "Evil Empire" as it's easily identified as it's
been spoofed many times. We're going as the Ewoks. They seem cute, but when you turn your
back on them and *pow!*, catapult rock at the back of your head.*

Kari: Is there any expectations on Digimon's involvement?

*James: Look, if we want Digimon's issue, we'll give it to you. All we want is for Giovanni
having strategies without mentioning the "Tiny Man with Big Hair."*

Kari: And any comments on the Spy Balloon incident within the Dragonball territory?

*James: I honestly don't know, Kari. We were spying on their territory, we killed one of their
characters and then we landed our spy ballon on Goku's backyard. Any reasonable person would
see that our Balloon should have been returned immediately, perhaps with a small message of
congratulations for our pilot, some flowers and a card. Maybe "Thanks for dropping by." Well,
I heard that Cell and Frieza decided to play tag with the balloon.*

Kari: Is it necessary to do such things on Goku's territory?

*James: They intercepted an innocent Meowth balloon over international territory and crashed
into our Balloon because they presumed we were spying on them.

Kari: And how did you know?

*James: Well, we heard them on our spy equiptment...and currently, Cell crashed into our spy
balloon.*

Kari: Any reason on why President Goku is keeping that Team Rocket Members in that balloon in
custody?

*James: Ransom, but once we find Cell, we might make an agreement with Vice-President Vegeta
in exchange of the members. But President Goku wants an apology but since Team Rocket is
feeling with remorse and regret, I guess it's even out.*

Kari: Thank you, James of Team Rocket...

James: Besides, we want the balloon to be returned as soon as possible...

*

Tai: Let's look on the comments on the ambasadors of each Anime with Lance representing
Pokemon and Chichi representing Dragonball Z...ok, what do you think on this issue?

Lance: Let's say that we want our people back.

Tai: Is that meant to be in peace and harmony?

Lance/Chichi: That's right.

Tai: What will you prove to each other over the Spy Meowth Balloon incident?

Chichi: To teach those imperial dogs called monsters not to mess with my Goku...

Lance: To teach those freaking commies not to mess with us Pocket Monster Masters.

Tai: Then who will you depend on?

Chichi: The Dragonballs are with us.

Lance: The Digimons are with us.

Tai: I mean, who is your biggest asset in this case?

Chichi: President Son Goku.

Lance: President Son Goku.

*Jerry Springler: When to know someone is going to punch you in the face*

Matt and Tai were sitting on chairs in the Jerry Springler set...

Matt: Basically, the point is that knowing someone is going to punch you is when you notice
the person's fist or boxing glove...

Tai: Yep, that's right. *puts on a really large boxing glove and punches Matt in the face*

*

At the park...Matt got out of his van and placed some barricades around the sewer manhole and
a couple of kids were watching him...

*

Back at the studio...

Tai: Huh?

*

Matt continues to put up the barricades...and then as he got on his knees...he puts on a
Garurumon mask and roared at the kids, scaring them away...

*

Tai: And now we will have the news of the Anime World from January to April 2001...

Kari: After 5 years of "Marriage", Sora and Matt have split up...

Tai: And I (Which he means Tai) regained the spot of being Sora's favorite boyfriend.

Kari: In other news, Senator Mimi plans on using the Head of Saban's backyard as a soccer
field since the backyard is a "Good-sized soccerfield."

Tai: Apprently, she must have overheard that the Head of Bandai boasting about kicking the
Digi-vice and the Power Ranger figures into the goalpost.

Kari: FOX's reality TV show, Pleasure Island has been forced to tell viewers that it was
based on an idea by a certain Ash Ketchum after suggesting "Extreme Survivor" and concerns
have been raised to think it's a FOX's version of Survivor...

Tai: They also have been asked to apologise to the Producers of Pokemon for blaming Ash.

Kari: In future homes, the Dining room will be removed as it's known as "a waste of space".

Tai: But the toilet will remain as "a space of waste".

Kari: Basketball player, Takeru Takaishi is caught with a speeding fine for driving at the
speed of 3000 mph...

Tai: Only to hear Soccer player, Davis Motomiya boasting that he could go 200 mph faster...

Kari: President Goku plans on remodelling the ticket system after the original the doubling of
tickets to all events in the Anime World cost him 2 mistakes.

Tai: If the program succeeds, expect more soccer riots in the Anime World and Britian.

Kari: Reports have been heard that books are being buried into the ground to save up on
spaces in the Anime Libary.

Tai: Harry Potter found in shallow grave.

Kari: After 5 years of "Marriage", Sora and Matt have split up...

Tai: The duo's publicist, TK, said that there was no single reason for the break up and then
said, "Ah, who am I kidding - it's Taichi Kamiya."

Kari: In a research, scientists say that 2/3rds of the crashes happening around the Anime
World are the results of the driver's poor comunication skills.

Tai: And we thought it was beer.

Kari: An electronic robo-lobster has been invented to detect loose "Evil" items like Black
Gears and Dark rings Digi-World...

Tai: Or it could be used to attack dates that order the most expensive things on the menu.

Kari: Matt Yamato Ishida's old rock group, the teenage wolves, has to make a pop group and
clothing attire that are green...

Tai: But like their green CD cases and green cassette cases, they're disposable.

Kari: The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers has confirmed that they're taking a threat against
Matt Yamato Ishida seriously.

Tai: Luckily, Matt is never in his own bedroom long enough for a kiddnapper to grab him.

Kari: According to psycological studies, we all are born with a perfect pitch...

Tai: Only to lose it during our first Teletubby episode...

Kari: Better get here or get out. That's a comment by a certain movie theater owner in the
Anime topic on Anime movies...

Tai: The Anime disributors responded by shooting voice actor Eric Stuart.

Kari: The Power Rangers has arrested Davis Motomiya for selling secrets about FOX and WB to
the DBZ territory...

Tai: President Goku now has information on TV stations, new Pokemon and Digimon episodes and
the 11 secret herbs and spices to the McAnimes special chicken recipe...

Kari: Rumors has it that Gohan actually hit some with a chair due to violent video games...

Tai: Since we have yet to a see a game featuring a furniture as weapons, we still blame
TV westerns.

Kari: Trunks and Krillin were embarassed when Vegeta's big bang they thought may destory the
Earth, in fact, missed the planet by half a metres...

Tai: Secret plans to redo the scene in Dragonball Z to manipulate the beam so it would hit
the Earth and allow them to save face were rejected 4:3.

Kari: After 5 years of "Marriage", Sora and Matt have split up...

Tai: The future of the children is not determined although in a surprise move, my (Tai's)
mother, sister and dad have plans on placing the children in custody...

*The Dictionary of Anime Distributors...*

television asylum: 1. Sanctuary sought after escaping an oppressive rerun. 2. The house of
reruns.

*

Kari is at her usual place at the Super Tai BOX...

Kari: Next I'm going to interview Dr. Joe Kido on 2 things, one on his political party and
the greenhouse effects... Dr.Kido, what is your comment?

*Joe: I say that my comments on my political party, "Doctors for Greenhouse gases".*

Kari: Why such a name? To decrease the greenhouse gases on this planet?

*Joe: No, more like the opposite. We're increasing greenhouse gases for us doctors to make
money.*

Kari: Wouldn't that create a serious dent on your reputation?

*Joe: No, if you are in a political party full of doctors.*

Kari: What can it do to make a diffrence?

*Joe: Knock Knock.*

Kari: Who's there?

*Joe: The Head of FOX.*

Kari: The Head of FOX who?

*Joe: Exactly.*

Kari: I think that's enough, Dr. Kido.

*

Tai is on stage...

Tai: Well, currently, let's look on the next award, known as the "Yamato" Award, the
complementary to the Taichi Award...and the first place goes to President Goku...for playing
double price of admission to the new Pokemon and Digimon Movies. He himself said that he will
double prices, even to politicians, no exceptions. But when he was intrested in the 2
movies, he wanted to see it, but had to pay the normal price times 2 to see the 2 movies which
is equavelent to just one movie, only to find the 2 movies boring and he swore that he himself
said, "The movies I saw isn't worth the tickets I paid for!". And the jokes on him. But the
winner of the "Yamato" Award goes to Jun Motomiya for watch too much of the reruns of "Matt's
Autumn in Jun" that she got her house robbed of US$4000 of value while being in front of the
TV...

*

Kari is in the Super Tai BOX...

Kari: J.K Rowing's books, Harry Potter started with the book one on a certain stone which
can vary in diffrent countries. Now, I will interview J.K's advertising campaign manager,
Draco Malfloy. Draco, why is it that there's controvesy on J.K's book series, Harry Potter...

*Draco: Well, little muggle, the point is that J.K is doing the book is for muggles that
don't understand our power...*

Kari: But why is it aimed for kids?

*Draco: Well, what did you expect? We're using kids to be the main characters of that book.*

Kari: Harry, Hermione and Ron?

*Draco: No, you-know-who and Draco Malfoy.*

Kari: Isn't that you?

*Draco: No. I'm just an advertising manager. Besides, Hermonie has suffered her third
miscarriage.*

Kari: Was she pregnant?

*Draco: No, that was an April Fool's joke.*

Kari: Thank you for your time...

*Draco: And thank J.K. Rowling for creating me.*

*

Tai: OK, let's look on what happened in six pictures...

*Picture one: Mimi, Jun and other Digimon holding their heads*

Tai: The Digimon Party is suffering from ESP Headaches...

*Picture two: Agumon holding a sign saying, "Will work for food"

Tai: Digimon party found new slogan...

*Picture three: Goku at the preview of the new Digimon movie*

Tai: President pays normal price after doubling the price of tickets for the new Pokemon and
Digimon movies with the 1/2 price for politicians plan...

*Picture four: TK on top of Kari on a field.*

Tai: TK mounting Kari with TK on top, Kari at the bottom and the grass is the mounting area.

*Picture five: A ferry exploded just outside the sea of Japan*

Tai: USS Bull $#!+ Explodes for the next Olympics. And last but not least...

*Picture six: Cell and Frieza are chasing a Meowth Balloon*

Tai: Cell and Frieza plays tag with Meowth...

*

Kari is at the Super Tai BOX...

Kari: The Anime World is in a crisis, with representatives from FOX, WB, Pokemon, Digimon,
4Kids, Dragonball Z and Saban getting involved in peace negotiations. Joining us is Ranma
from Ranma 1/2. Ranma, what is going on in the Anime World?

*Ranma: How long have I got?*

Kari: About a minute.

*Ranma: A minute? To explain the crisis in the most popular spot in the world?*

Kari: 45 seconds.

*Ranma: But this talk will go on and on for about two hours.*

Kari: We need the 30 second version.

*Ranma: You can't understand the talk in 30 seconds.*

Kari: At least explain the crisis? Is FOX or WB right?

*Ranma: In 25 seconds?*

Kari: 20, now.

*Ranma: Both, neither.*

Kari: So, it's simple then.

*Ranma: If you want me to explain this whole world, I just need an hour.*

Kari: How about a 10 second summary...

*Ranma: Isn't it better to understand the whole issue?*

Kari: This is television. We need an expert opinion and you're the only avaliable one. We just
need a soundbite.

*Ranma: Ok, there need to be an animated involvement in the peace negotiations.*

Kari: Isn't that happening?

*Ranma: Yes.*

Kari: So, why did we talk to you?

*Ranma: God knows. Let's just leave it there.*

*The Dictionary of Anime Distributors...*

expense account: The only time distributors get to express their creativity

*

Tai: Next, we will go Taiing with Tai on what are the weirdest food you would eat...well?

*Taiing with Tai*

Tai: What would be the weirdest thing you would have eaten?

Mimi: Snails...French Snails.

*

TK: Well, it would be that thing Matt made in the episode of Digimon 02 where on the
annerversary of Myotismon defeat...

*

Matt: Eggs from a Fridge out of nowhere...

*

Gabumon: The old remedy for that cold...

*

Ash: I suppose that Mystery Kabab we had during the night off at Joe's Monster Food Shop...

*

Agumon: What I had for lunch...

Tai: Which was?

Agumon: Snakes.

Tai's eyes gave a wide look...

*

Sora: Well, I would say that the weirdest thing I have eaten is cheese with chocolate...

Tai *facing the camera*: What the?

*

Tai: And thus, eating is not a very comfortable thing in life...

*

Tai: We have more pictures on the post-Easter season happenings...

*Picture one: Goku with his mouth open and hands on his face*

Tai: President Goku going home alone.

*Picture two: Mimi, Jun and other Digimon holding their heads*

Tai: Digimon party suffering seizures from viewing a banned episode showned by the Pokemon
Party.

*Picture three: Team Rocket members sitting in a room with Goku sitting on the President's
Chair*

Tai: The Spy Meowth Balloon crew are to be set on release when they see reruns on the Cell
Saga as a respect to say goodbye to Cell.

*Picture four: The Spy Meowth Balloon in DBZ's airspace*

Tai: The Spy Meowth Balloon crew are returned to Kanto after abandoning the search of Cell.

*Picture five: A Azumarril (A rabbit Pokemon) was on the floor sliding on chocolate...*

Tai: Someone shot the Easter Bunny...

*Picture six: Sephiroth and Aeris arm-to-arm watching the ending of Final Fantasy 7 on a
couch*

Tai: And finally, Sephy and Aeris are finally back together again.

*

Tai: And the five great things we're never going to see in the Anime...

1. FOX announces a whole day of Pokemon: The Movie 2000 viewing...

2. WB announces a whole day of Digimon: The Movie viewing...

3. Anime Distributors paid what they're worth...

4. Saban retaining it's original scenes in Saliormoon: The Movie...

5. Me getting married to Sora in the Digimon 02 series...

*

Tai: Ok, now we need to know that we need to update this whole place...

*

A Garurumon's head popped out of the coocoo clock and roared...

*

Tai: Yep, and that's proof that we need to update this whole place...

*

Tai: Currently, FOX decided not to show this new opening of Digimon, but since I paid a spy
to get this piece of information, take a look at this...

*Uncut Digimon opening*

The camera was on it's side while showing the 02 Digimon opening production set...

*

Tai: Errr...that's not right. Well, errr...gotta go...

Tai gets on a bike and rides it...but crashes into a lamppost...and lands on the floor...

*

See what drugs do to people...

*Picture of Senator Mimi*

Chibi Mimi's voice: I want to be a big Senator at a senate to get rid of drugs...

*Picture of President Goku*

Chibi Goku's voice: I want to be the president of the United States as a Tiny man with Big
Hair.

*Picture of Vice-President Vegeta*

Chibi Vegeta's voice: I want to be the president of the United States too, whether I need
drugs or not.

*Picture of *Matt in space*

Chibi Matt's voice: I want to be an astronaut that is a member of a band with or without the
help of drugs.

*Note: Big Spoof of "Lost in Space" starring Matt LeBlanc...

*Authorised by the Tai Live group...*

*The Dictionary of Anime Distributors*

Digimon comercials: FOX's excuse of putting money in their travel accounts and pockets...

*

Tai, Kari and Matt were sitting at Tai's desk...

Tai: Well, guys, want to talk to the audience about our experiences at the circus?

Matt: Yeah. And by the way, the "Matt's Autumn in Jun" stand-up comedy has just started
promoting. People please review...

Kari: To start off, the three of us were auditioning at a circus...

Tai: Don't worry, together with "Matt's Autumn in Jun" comes with Kari and my live shows,
called "Monday Morning Madness" and "Tai, Live as", as an attachment to Matt's Live Show...
now, let's see the circus scene...

*

Tai, Kari and Matt were in their 01 outfits outside a circus tent...

Tai: Are you guys ready?

Matt/Kari: Yep, we are!

Inside a tent, 2 guys were carrying a pole...

Ringmaster: You know what to do?

Matt/Kari/Tai: Sure...

Then as they reached the pole, the trio did the limbo under the pole...

Then the acrobats jumped on the pole and were sent flying, landing on their feet...

Tai: No no no! The thing was meant to go under!!!

Kari: No, I want to try one of those...

Kari jumps on the pole and was sent flying and...crashed on the floor ending up with stiff
legs...

Tai: That's gotta hurt...

Tai, Kari and Matt sees people jumping on trampolines...

Matt: I want to try one of those...

Tai/Kari: Uh oh...

Matt was jumping on the trampoline and landed on his legs on the mattress...

Ringmaster: You are suppose to do a somersault on the trampoline...

Matt: Sure...

Matt was jumping again, but instead of landing on his feet, he landed on his head...

In the training tent...

Matt was wearing a spring necklace with Tai and Kari watching two people flexing themselves...

Tai: I wanna try that...

Matt/Kari: Uh oh.

Tai places his legs over his head first, then his arms around his legs...his heads through his
looped arms...and Tai "taied" himself up...

Tai: What do you think?

Matt and Kari were outside the circus...

Tai's voice: Hey guys...

Matt and Kari looked into the bag with Tai's head appearing out of the bag...

Tai: Let's go home...

Matt: Sure...

Matt walks off carrying the bag with Kari following with stiff legs...

*The Dictionary of Anime Distributors...*

Reruns: The distributor's only way of saying "I'm sorry for not showing any new *Insert
Anime* episodes" by Anime Distributors in seventeen diffrent languages...

*

Tai: Next, what we have is the problem of letting kids play around trees...

*

Palmon got her Poison Ivy attack tied around a tree...

Palmon: Help!!!

Tai appeared dressed as a fireman...

Tai: You asked for help...

Palmon: Just get me out of this tree...

Tai: Sure...ALRIGHT BOYS!!!!

Kari, Matt and Joe also dressed as firemen brought in a large fire hose and shot water at the
tree Palmon was tied to...

*

Tai was sitting at a desk facing the street in broad daylight holding a pen with his lip
and nose...as he decides to play around in his boredom as he stapled a piece of paper and
tried to make a face, but threw the paper away. Then he decides to take out a water gun and
fire squirts of water around the room and then he decides to talk through the intercom...

Tai: Ok, bring her in...

As Tai walks to the door, he puts on a white coat and with the help of the nurse, Tai brought
in a bleeding Jun to the desk...

Nurse: Jun Motomiya, Doctor...

Tai: Welcome Ms. Motomiya...

*

Tai: Now, it's time to hope the helicopter lands safety of we'll have a pretty bit dent on
the Tai Live account. Look up in the sky!!! He's here!!!

At the helicopter is landing, Tai starts to hum a very funny song...and once the helicopter
touched the ground, Cody and his friend Armadillomon got out of the copter and walk towards
Tai...

Tai: Ok, Cody, here's a question from your biology class test. If you can answer it, your
dreams will come true if you walk into that door...but if you get it wrong, back to the
copter, back to Class! Ok?

Cody: Ok.

Tai: Here it is...which muscle is the most important muscle in your body? The bicep, the
tricep, funny bone or the heart?

Cody: Ok...the answer is the heart...

Tai: He's right. The door's that way!!! Let's go boys!!!

Cody and Armadillomon followed Tai to the studio...and inside the studio, Tai brought Cody and
Armadillomon to a sofa...

Tai: Here's the special seat for you Cody...

Cody: Thanks, Tai...

*

Kari and Yolei were sitting at a table at a restraunt...

Kari: Let me tell you, going to Manhattan during winter...it's really cold.

Yolei: Really?

Kari: Yep...

Then the waiter Cody appears...

Cody *Girly voice*: Manhattan in winter, it's soooooo really cold.

Cody walks away...

Just below the restraunt is Tai sitting at his desk...

*

Tai: Ok, now. Can anybody read my mind? No? Well, our guest tonight is a Psychic who consels
people who seen the paranormal, will you please welcome, SABRINA!!!

Sabrina walks on the stage and sits at Tai's desk...

Tai: Sabrina, so how's life as a Psychic councellor?

Sabrina: It's quite tough ever since the beginning of a new series done by this studio..it's
a series showing diffrent Anime characters at diffrent locations with scary stories espically
at this location, where there's a certain supernatural aura in this place.

Tai: Yeah, espically with a certain shadow going around this place...but due to the fact that
we have our friend trying to counsel the ghost but with very little progress...

Sabrina: At least there's progress. When I tried to talk to him, he kept his mouth shut...

Tai: His mouth? You saw his mouth?

Sabrina: No, I just notice I can't even see his mouth...

Tai: Ok, that's because he's covered his mouth in a cloak when he died. But one of the other
locations does have a troublesome ghost...

Sabrina: Yeah, one that seems to follow girls around...I tried to keep him away, but he kept
coming, so we sent in the other councellor, Rei from Salior Moon to have a woman-to-ghost
talk...and the ghost gave up.

Tai: And the ghost really don't mind the camera?

Sabrina: Yeah. Some really don't mind as a couple entered the van we use to monitor our
contestants in another location...

Tai: How do you know?

Sabrina: I sensed them and they messed the equipment up for a while...but it was working
fine again when they left.

Tai: I see. Any relations to your young life as a psychic?

Sabrina: Well, I first found out I had psychic powers when I was watching a funeral...I
wouldn't want to say that on the Pokemon series as it's a bad omen, so, anyway, I soon as I
master my abilities, I pretty messed up my whole house...and turned my mother into a doll.

Tai: Well, I kinda was once a doll myself...I even had a gift from an old enemy called
Puppetmon and he gave me a doll of myself...Anyway, I hope you will enjoy your time and I'll
see you later...

Sabrina: Ok.

Tai: Let's go back to the restraunt...

*

Back up at the restraunt, Izzy was sitting at the same chair Kari was sitting at...then Cody
in his waiter outfit walks in...

Cody: Here's your sushi and your tsunami...*puts plate on the table*

As Cody walks off and closed a door, a HUGE TSUNAMI came and splashed on Izzy...

*The Anime World Greenhouse Effect*

No.2: Constant braking while driving give off Toxic rubber fumes...
you can either stop the car by driving towards a wall...
or a FOX Executive...

*The Taiing Drug Thesaurus...*

1: Alcohol: Piss, booze, hard,
wine, beer, drink or
An Anime Distributor Generator...

2: Tobacco: Weed, joint, smoke,
cig, fag, puff, snuff or
An Anime Distributor Generator...

*

Kari is at the Super Tai BOX...

Kari: Basically, WB and FOX have suddenly decided to be together as good friends as I will
interview the representatives of the 2 comercial television stations.

*Agumon and Pikachu were in the Super Tai BOX*

Kari: Agumon and Pikachu, why is it that your companies decided to join together?

*Agumon: Well, due to the fact that we're actually saving our own faces.*

*Pikachu: Yeah, if we save our faces, we'll make more money...*

Kari: I see...so, I believed that FOX and WB have joined the stock exchange...

*Pikachu: That's right, but there are distinct advantages, Kari, like if one of my statistics
wants a second opinion, I can just give it to the person next to me.*

*Agumon: Yeah, distance isn't a factor, Kari. Either it's Pokemon or Digimon to be shown on
free-to-air television.*

Kari: Here's a question, is it inevitable to be together forever?

*Pikachu: That depends on the point of inevitability...*

*Agumon: But inevitable is not a word we would use as representatives, Kari. We believe in
prompting hope, right up till the moment the new episodes will be replaced with Reruns.*

Kari: One final question, who is going to be in charge of distributing the 2008 Olympics?

*Agumon: Easy, us at FOX.*

*Pikachu: What the? I thought WB is going to distribute it?*

*Agumon: Oh yeah?*

*Pikachu: Yeah!*

*Pikachu and Agumon beat each other up in the Super Tai BOX and they crashed onto the ground
out of the camera's view...*

Kari: Thank you, Agumon and Pikachu.

*The Dictionary on Anime Distributors*

preferences: How to win a place when the majority of people vote for someone else. ~ DEAL Two
shipwreck victims arguing over who should drown second.

*

Kari: The FOX studios have outlined a US$3000 so that the contestants of Extreme Survivor
series will be dropped off onto a lost island off the coast of the DBZ territory. The spokes
person of the FOX Air services, Sora Takenouchi, will comment. Sora, did the head of FOX
really agree to this?

*Sora: No, Kari, but The head doesn't even watch the show. He doesn't like any show that
involves the least popular people being voted off the island...unless it's a FOX production.

Kari: Was the Head of FOX surprised that this happened?

*Sora: Not really. In fact, it's entirely in accordance with our policy of ripping off other
shows.*

Kari: Which is?

*Sora: Acting as a sideshow for the yanks.*

Kari: This isn't for their air services, its a production done by the Americans.

*Sora: Yes, but Kari, the only reason why we did this because no known American TV
productions ever replied to us. We phone the producors of "The Simpsons", but oooh nooo,
they're too good.*

Kari: Does the Ground service have any other involvement in the Survivor show?

*Sora: No, all we just do is deliever the contestants and leave.*

Kari: Will you make any money out of it?

*Sora: No, but we do get a chance to vote someone off.*

Kari: Thank you for your time, Sora...

*

Tai: Next is what we have that Offices are dangerous places...

*

Tai walks into an office with a secratary known as Yolei is following him...

Tai: Yolei, how many time do I have to tell you, Lunch isn't until noon!!!

Yolei: Sorry...

Yolei walks to a closed door in the office...

*

As Yolei opens the door, she finds herself on a ship in the post-medieval times...

Tai was on the ship dressed as the captain of an English ship with TK sitting on a barrel
covering one eye......

Tai: Can you see this letter? *Pointing to the largest E on the chart you would see at an
optician.*

TK: It's an E...

Tai: Ok, switch eye.

TK uncovers a patch eye and covers his unpatch eye...

Tai sees Yolei at the door to the hold...

Tai: Is there a problem?

Yolei: Errr...no.

*

Tai is sitting on a armchair next to Kari, Matt, Izzy and someone wrapped in bandages sitting
on the couch...

Tai: Now we will see the bloopers of our diffrent stars of this show...we will start with
Kari's blooper in the Digimon 02 Episode of "His Master's Voice" which the scene never seen
in the episode...

*

Kari being carried by Angewomon and TK flying with Pegasusmon flying out of the
"Digi-World"...

Kari: I bet that those things down there...

TK: Things?

Kari: Oops...

*Beep*

Kari being carried by Angewomon and TK flying with Pegasusmon flying out of the
"Digi-World" with Agumon walking in the background...

Kari: I bet that those Digimon down there wants me to be their princess...

TK: But Kari, we already do have a princess...Princess Mimi...

Kari: Oops again...

*Beep*

Kari being carried by Angewomon and TK flying with Pegasusmon flying out of the
"Digi-World" with Agumon walking in the background into the Little Digimon's room...

Kari: I bet...I bet...cut!

*Beep*

Kari being carried by Angewomon and TK flying with Pegasusmon flying out of the
"Digi-World" with the director knocking on the Little Digimon's room door...

Kari: I bet...AHHHH!!! I FORGOT MY LINES!!!!

*

Tai: And that was bloopers of Kari...next is the bloopers of Izzy...

*

Izzy's video camera was showing Izzy and his new girlfriend at a new house they bought...

Tai's voice: Ok, this is the part where Izzy bought a new house whith his new girlfriend, only
to see it broken apart by a monster walk pass the house just after this camera has ran out
of film and the jokes on Izzy because he's screwed...

*

Tai: And now is my blooper...

*

Tai was on stage next to a sign...

Tai: This here is a...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*ahem* Cut!!!

*

Tai: That's all we have tonight...

Matt: What about my blooper?

*

In a household, Kari was watching the TV with Matt on the screen...

Kari: This is bull. *changes channel to Tai in the screen* That's better.

*

Tai: This may be an overreaction, but it has been a few years since Aeris Gainsborough's
death and what we do know is that the Final Fantasy 7 crew did a memorial service...the team
asked me to give a good speech...and I have it here as the next scene on video...

*Aeris Gainsborough's Memorial Service*

Tai was in a church in Midgar, Sector 5 Slums at a stand next to a coffin with someone dressed
as Aeris, representing Aeris...

Tai: I never really did knew the real Aeris, I do know that she has an inferior complex
compared to Tifa, but she has a beautiful body that even a Super Soldier couldn't resist...
a girlfriend to Sephiroth, good friends to Cloud and Tifa Strife, daughter of P. Gast and
Ifalna and foster daughter of Elmyra, babysitter to Marlene and a good master to Cait Sith and
Red XIII, she never swore, unlike Barret and Cid, but she's a pretty good florist and a pretty
calm and cheerful girl, even in front of the half-Vampire, Vincent Valentine...

Vincent (pops out of the open coffin dressed as Aeris tossed the left boot at Tai): Tai, I am
no Vampire...not even half...I'm a human who can transform to four monsters...

Tai: Why sleep in a coffin?

Vincent: The B@$+@rd named Hojo...

Tai: Ok. Anyway... *Tai cries for a while and then continues* ...she now joins up with her
mother and father whom we know as Ifalna and Gast, Jessie, Biggs, Wedge, her first boyfriend
whom we know as Zack, Barret's old friend whom we know as Dyne, Ex-President Shinra, Don
Corneo and the first Cait Sith with the people joining her like Rufus, Scarlet, Heidegger, the
B@$+@rd Hojo, her second boyfriend after her death who we know as Sephiroth, Red XIII's
"Grandfather" whom we know as Buugenhaagen and finally Vincent...

Vincent: HEY!!! *Tosses the right boot at Tai's head*

Tai: Alright, alright, alright...*writes on speech card, replacing Vincent with Jenova* and
finally Jenova...

Vincent: Better...

Tai: And now...I couldn't control myself... *starts busting into tears and Vincent got out of
the coffin and help Tai away*

Vincent: It's ok, calm down, Tai.

*

Tai: Ok, that was funny...in case you don't know who is the one dressed as Aeris, that's
Vincent Valentine, the best gunman I have ever saw in a Video Game...

*

*Final Scene*

Tai: Next week, our heroine will return from Prison as we will have a final time to use this
leftover space with the Matt's band playing...Matt, hit it...

Matt and his new band started to play music...then as the music finishes, the drummer push
away the drums and carry the big drum and throw it onto the floor...

Tai: Ok, two letters, Oh...Kay. But I think maybe we need to ge Matt a new band...anyway,
statistics say that in the Digi-World, you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than die
in a plane crash. In the Kanto, Johto and Orange regions, you are more likely to be over
runned by a herd of Pokemon than die in a plane crash. And in DBZ land, you are more likely
to be killed by some laserbeam than die in a plane crash. Happy flying and say hi to your mom
for me!!! Goodbye!

*Opening Scene for Tai Live 9*

Tai and Kari were walking in the corridors of the Tai Live Studios...

Tai: Guess what?

Kari: What?

Tai: We're going to have an uncensored interview with Ash...

Kari: Really?

Tai: Yep...

Then Tai and Kari sees Matt at a corner...

Tai: Hi Matt...

Matt: About time you got rid of the !@#$ing censor.

Tai: Huh?

Matt: I mean that this really !@#$ing creeps me up with that !@#$ing editor Izzy around...

Kari: But Matt, it isn't the show that's going to be uncensored...

Matt: Oh. Awww !@#$! I can't !@#$ing believe that it's a !@#$ing misunderstanding...*Matt
walks off*

Tai: What's with him?

Kari: Don't know. Possibally some mother!@#$er name Izzy is !@#$ing things up.

Tai gives a shocked look at the camera...

*Introduction for Tai Live 9*

Tai: Ok, let's begin. Who watched the oscars? Well, I didn't because I was busy watching a
docoumentary on snakes. But due to the fact that I kinda get delayed telecasts, it's pretty
hard not to hear the results, like, "RUSSEL CROWE GOT THE BEST ACTOR AWARD" driving by...now,
that's a drive by spoiler, and espically when during a daylight robbery, the robber would
say, "Give me the money in the cash register or I'll tell the Oscars results!!!" and the shop
owner would say, "He's bluffing." And, "Alright, U-571 got the best award in sound effects."
"Oh my god!!! Give him the cash register!!!!" Anyway, I hope you had a great time watching
the Oscars...

Author: PikaFlash Tai

Producer: Taichi Yagami

Top of the Props: Anywhere possible...

Oh, for !@#$ sake: Don't read this

Matt's Autumn in Jun: The Reviews are in...

Live On site Crew: Jyo Kido, Koushiro Izumi

Runner: Hikari Yagami

It was really good. Now stop tickling me MATT!: Kari

Tai's Life has already been screwed: Taiora lost.

Why is Vincent dressed as Aeris during the memorial?: His usual outfit is red, nuff said.

Sketches: Too much Television

Assistant to Mr Valentine: Yuffie Kisaragi

What the...?: Tai

Aeris, died at the age of 22, after being stabbed from behind by Sephiroth...

Make up: Senator Mimi Tachikawa

Camera/Editor: Koushiro Izumi

And to think that we were meant to last long: Tai Enterprises will stand even when Taiora lost

I'm sorry. Really really sorry.: President Goku

Vincent's Aeris costume is provided by: Swiping one from the 1998 Tokyo Game Show...

Sketch Editor: Yamato Ishida

Fung Shui Advisors: Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi

Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami

He could do better...in fact, so can I!!!: Sora

"Aeris" at the Funeral: Vincent Valentine

Usual Cast: Tai, Matt, Kari

Tai dressed by: Goggles, a blue T-shirt, gloves, shorts and sneakers...

Kari dressed by: A pink scarf, yellow dress and white shoes...

Matt dressed by: A green school uniform...

Vincent dressed by: Vincent Valentine

I laughed (In French): Gabriel Gason

Ideas provided by: Television, a few Jerry Springler spoofs and blooper spoofs

Vincent Valentine provided by: Mr. and Mrs. Valentine

Tai Enterprises managed by: PikaFlash Tai, Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami...

With the help of Vincent Valentine...

*End Credits*

Give a comment to us about Tai Live at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au
and btw, now we can add a (few)(real) blooper scene(s) of the show...

*Blooper Number 1*

At the desk for the "An Address to the World" scene...

Davis: ...speaking of ugly, you should see my sister, Jun...

Izzy: Cut!

Davis: Cut? Is that alright? *Davis wasn't wearing his pants...*

Tai's voice: WHAT THE?!!!!

*Blooper Number 2*

The subtitles Tai Live on Fanfiction.net is on the screen...and Tai is standing on the
ladder...

Tai: Here I am, on the ladder and...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa, ALRIGHT? WHO WANTS TO BE ON THE LADDER?

*Blooper Number 3*

Tai: And how do you cook snakes?

Agumon: TURN UP THE BLOODY FIRE!!!

Tai/Agumon: HAHAHAHA!!!

Tai: What a stupid question...