Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The Real Digi-Leader ❯ Chapter 1

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please, will the real Digi-leader
please stand up, I repeat will the real Digi-Leader please stand up.....we're gonna have a
problem here...

Ya'll act like you never seen a pair of goggles before
jaws all on the floor
like angewomon just burst in the door
and started whoopin ladydevimon's ass worse than before
it was like all digi-gore
throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"awww.. wait, no way, you're kidding,
Wargreymon didn't just digivolve, did he?"
and Myotismon said...
nothing you idiots, Myotismon's dead
and better not come alive again
I bet Sora just loves me then (ugh...)
chicka chicka chicka Digi-leader,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, grabbin his digivice
and trying to make agumon look tough"
"Yeah, but he's so brave though!"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in Kari's bedroom... wait, damn!
sometimes, I wanna hop on Pegasusmon and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for Ken to ride Metalgreymon
My chest is on your lips, My chest is on your lips
and if your lucky, you'll follow my orders and give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what warp-digivolving is
of course they're gonna know what armor digivolving is
by the time they hit 2nd grade
they've got YTV and FoxKids, dont they?
we ain't nothing but winners
well, some of us losers
who's digimon can't cut cantelopes
but if we're Japanese and don't follow popes
then there's no reason that me and another 'destined can't elope
but if you feel like I feel, it might be Yamato
take your fingers off your toes, sing the chorus and it goes...

I'm Digi-leader, yes, I'm Digi-leader
all you other Digi-leaders will burn up in the heater
so wont the real Digi-leader please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Digi-leader, yes, I'm the real Leader
all you other Digi-leaders will burn up in the heater
so wont the real Digi-leader please stand up, please stand up


Well Sora's digimon doesn't have to warp-digivolve to be popular
well mine does, so fuck her and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about a D-3?
some of you new digidestined can't even understand me, let alone respect me
"but Tai, what if you die, wouldn't it be weird"
Why? So Kari can cry and flood with tears?
and sit inbetween Davis and Tk at my funeral here?
shit, why doesn't Ken switch her chairs?
so she can sit net to Izzy and Joe
and hear em argue over who's best in the show
is 03 going to hit an all-time low?
"yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Sora, hee hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the world how you fakingly made me lose my virginity (Yuck!)
I'm sick of you little Taiora-fans
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who rule like me, who wants to be the best like me
who wear goggles like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me...

I'm Digi-leader, yes, I'm Digi-leader
all you other Digi-leaders will burn up in the heater
so wont the real Digi-leader please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Digi-leader, yes, I'm the real Leader
all you other Digi-leaders will burn up in the heater
so wont the real Digi-leader please stand up, please stand up


I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
as loud as your Phys-ed teacher yells at you
the only difference is I got the balls to scream it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get in the head of the line and spit it
and whether you like to admit it
Wargreymon looks cooler than 90% of you other digimon out there
then you wonder how can
be near his Terra Force and not get radiated
it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the digiworld working
and I'm staring but my eyes just wont' close
(and Gennai's didn't open much until now)
in every single person there's a Digi-leader lurkin
he could be in theblack market, pawning fake crests
or looking for Davis, asking for my goggles back
with Izzy's windows 2000 down and the need to hack
can we all just sit down, this is hurting my back...
and wonder if pink's the only colour on Mimi's clothing rack
and be proud to be outta your mind and in total control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? ...

I'm Digi-leader, yes, I'm Digi-leader
all you other Digi-leaders will burn up in the heater
so wont the real Digi-leader please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Digi-leader, yes, I'm the real Leader
all you other Digi-leaders will burn up in the heater
so wont the real Digi-leader please stand up, please stand up

I'm Digi-leader, yes, I'm Digi-leader
all you other Digi-leaders will burn up in the heater
so wont the real Digi-leader please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Digi-leader, yes, I'm the real Leader
all you other Digi-leaders will burn up in the heater
so wont the real Digi-leader please stand up, please stand up

Haha I guess it's a Digi-leader in all of us... but damn, I want my goggles!!!

Davis: *pokes Tai in the back* uh, Tai?
Tai: *glares at Davis's goggles* what?
Davis: nooothing... *inches away, clutching the goggles tightly on his head*
Tai: *shrugs* whatever. *walks off*