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Disclaimer: I own the plot for this chapter! Amiko and TM own their chapters! We don't own
any anime show, or we wouldn't be writing this crap!
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Ginga GIRI GIRI! The Universe is in Danger!
By SSJ Heero
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(Insert Outlaw Star Theme Song for temporary usage)

---- Recap ----

SSJ: Last time on GINGA GIRI GIRI! We arrived at Balamb Garden!

Amiko: SQUALLIE!

TM: And I got Rinoa!

SSJ: I got Quistis! Yea!

Amiko: So now, we are heading to find Rantmon! Whoever the Hell he is!

TM: Thievery abound!

---- Chapter 9: Outlaws VS Outlaws! Identity Crisis Abound! ----

And somewhere in space, there was a red speck floating about. Where it was headed, no one
knew. What was the point of going where they didn't know they were headed, no one had the
slightest idea. Well, except for the three Outlaws, for they had a vague sense of what they
were searching for.

From the cockpit of the Ragnarok, SSJ noted the small, barely visible speck that was a
space colony. He said, "We are nearing the L3-Z24511 Colony!"

Amiko looked at SSJ and sarcastically added, "Oh... YAY. Certain death if we find
Rantmon..."

"Oh, shut up," he said back.

TM rubbed his chin, thinking of the possibilities, "Are there more rich people there?"

Trowa rubbed his chin, thinking of the possibilities, "Does this mean more bishounen?"

Heero and Trowa exchanged glances at that. Heero then drew his gun and loaded it. He
gripped it tightly as he nodded at Trowa and said, "Mission Accepted." Amiko turned white
at this, because she sure as Hell didn't want any bishounen of hers to be shot. Before the
two could even think of causing more damage, Amiko had them return in a flash of red light.

Squall, who was also in the cockpit, said to the pilot, "Okay. Selphie slow down and dock."

So Selphie did. As she pulled back on the controls, the stars slowed down around the ship.
The approach to the colony gradually slowed, until the ship was just floating towards it.
And it docked soon after, with the three stepping off to the surprise of various
technicians.

"What the," one of the technicians trailed off. He then turned to another technician, "Kids
can fly ships now?"

The other man just said, "Yeah... But some are prodigies."

And so the two turned to the three that stepped off a ramp to face them. The first one
spoke, "You three need some repairing?"

SSJ paused and turned to the other two. He then looked back at the Ragnarok and at the
technicians. He said, "No, not at all. Just parking."

"Then, it'll be some thousand dollars to park."

It was then TM's cue. He stepped to SSJ and whispered, "I'll be getting some funds now."
SSJ nodded and TM walked away. SSJ then used his superb negotiation skills on the
technicians, seeing how low the price could go.

***

In five minutes flat, there was a local bank with an open vault. Inside, there was a boy
with bags and bags of money slung over his shoulder. He proudly proclaimed, "Okay! We have
the money!"

And suddenly, police came from everywhere, from their suddenly appearing cars, helicopters,
sewer covers, filing cabinets... They were basically all around the bank, scaring the Hell
out of TM. They all yelled, "Stop right there!"

TM looked at them all and swore, "Oh shit!" And then TM turned chibi and ran through walls,
the bags slung over his shoulder. He was gone at the speed of light, no one knowing where
he went.

"WHAT THE HECK?!" echoed through the bank that night.

***

It didn't take much time for news of the Outlaws' sudden arrival to hit the police radar.
In a police room, a cop leaned over a computer screen. He tapped commands into his keyboard
as various windows suddenly appeared all over his screen. He confirmed it, saying, "Sir!
The Outlaws have appeared in the L3-Z24511 Colony!"

His captain was nearby. "What?!" he yelled in surprise. "Send every mecha to that colony!
Stop them at once!"

"Roger!"

***

And so negotiations stopped. SSJ gave up trying to lower the price, for the technicians
were rather forceful. He just looked around for where TM could have been. And suddenly, he
heard him yell, "Here's the money!"

And they were all caught by surprise as TM suddenly appeared before SSJ. "Gah!" SSJ bursted
as he skidded back. "Where did you come from?"

TM looked at SSJ and shrugged. He handed over the money to the technicians and said, "Here."

The technicians happily took the bag and said, "Okay then." They disappeared as the three
exchanged glances. "Well," said SSJ. "Where do we begin?"

Amiko looked around the docks, and her jaw dropped to the floor when she saw something. SSJ
saw her, turning to her direction. He saw what Amiko saw, and his mouth too dropped to the
ground. He saw a giant red ship with...grappling arms? "It's... The Outlaw Star?!" he said.

"What the," Amiko began as she stepped forward.

But then a voice echoed through the area, "Hold it right there!"

"Yea! Stop!" another said.

All the three turned around to see a group of people, who were VERY pissed off. SSJ just
began without bothering to take a good look, "What the Hell do you want?"

TM also began, "Get lo..." And then he recognized them. "WHAT?!" he yelled in surprise. Who
could it have been?

Amiko sure recognized their main man. Her eyes quickly turned to hearts as she yelled,
"GENE STARWIND?!"

The red-haired leader, Gene Starwind, turned to a shorter comrade just next to him. "You
sure they're the ones?"

Jim, the short comrade, answered with confidence, "Yes! The one who stole our Outlaw Star!"

Gene nodded, "Okay." He turned to the Crew and demanded, "Give it back!"

SSJ looked a Gene with narrow eyes. "Uh, Gene?" he began. He then pointed at the red ship.
"It's been there. We used that one-"

"AHA!" Gene interrupted with an aggravation vein appearing on his head. He then yelled as
he shook a fist, "WE KNEW YOU STOLE IT!" SSJ sweatdropped.

AND SO BEGAN THE PRELUDE BATTLE: GENE VERSUS SSJ.

Gene leapt forward at SSJ, grabbing the surprised boy and throwing him away. SSJ smashed
into the ground rather painfully, not prepared for the fight. Gene drew his castor gun and
aimed it at SSJ. He yelled, "Die THIEF!"

And just as Gene was about to pull the trigger, SSJ yelled as he got up, "I'M NOT A THIEF!
BUT TM, OVER THERE, IS!"

And SSJ pointed to where TM was. TM stood there, not quite knowing what was happening.
SSJ, in that brief moment, dashed forward and let loose a single punch to Gene's face. And
he kicked Gene away back to his group, who were preparing for battle.

TM was holding back Amiko at that point, as she was fuming and smoking and struggling to
beat SSJ to a bloody pulp for attacking Gene in such an unfair way. And Amiko fumed even
more when Melfina came to Gene's aide. "OKAY THEN, ANDROID GIRL! YOU'RE MINE!" she yelled
as she broke free from TM and dashed forward.

Words ran across the screen, "ROUND ONE: AMIKO VERSUS MELFINA. FIGHT!"

And before the battle even began, Amiko reached Melfina and let one uppercut hit the
unprepared android. Melfina went flying into the air as Suzuka and Gene surveyed Amiko's
attack.

Suzuka muttered, "Impressive..."

"NO!" Gene screamed in horror. He saw Melfina, still floating through the air, slowly
stopped and began dropping. She flew away and landed just before TM. TM looked upon the
android, and then at Amiko. He saw that she had begun carving a rather crude knife out of
plates in the floor of the dock. TM didn't want to think of how gory the scene would be
should Amiko reach Melfina. So he pulled out a bishie ball and caught Melfina before Amiko
turned around to see Melfina gone.

Amiko did turn around, searching for Melfina. She saw TM whistling. The crude knife
embedded itself just a few millimeters from TM's face as he sweat in fear.

Words ran across the screen: "AMIKO WINS. FLAWLESS VICTORY."

And as Amiko was still panting from the energy she exerted to send Melfina flying, Suzuka
dashed forward with her wooden sword. Amiko barely turned around to see Suzuka ready to
slash through her. "Arashi!" SSJ yelled. She appeared quickly as SSJ continued, "Defend
Amiko!"

Gene was dumbfounded at Arashi's sudden appearance. He just muttered in confusion, "What in
the-"

As the battle commenced between Arashi and Suzuka, Aisha suddenly appeared dashing at
Amiko. Amiko barely turned in time to see Aisha aiming a slash at her, and she defended.
She dodged away in her fangirl mood and glared at Aisha. And suddenly, Aisha was scared.
Amiko let loose another uppercut and sent Aisha flying. 'Note to self,' the Ctarl-Ctarl
thought in midair. 'Never mess with an obsessed fangirl.'

And she landed just before SSJ. She mustered whatever strength she had to get up, and then
noticed SSJ. She suddenly grinned and lunged at him. He swore, and then the screen flashed
and pokeballs rolled across the screen. What was happening? Why, it was a screen
transition, and a battle screen soon appeared.

At the bottom of the screen read, "Enemy Aisha appeared! Go! Relena!" And a little chibi
sprite of SSJ threw a bishie ball and out came Relena in a flash of red light.

SSJ yelled in command, "PACIFY ATTACK!" 'Wait,' he thought, 'wouldn't that be
contradictory?'

Relena, though, still obliged and said calmly, "You must stop these battles. They will only
lead to more-"

And Aisha just interrupted and slapped Relena away without any tact. Aisha just went, "You
actually thought THAT would work?" She then laughed as she was about to strike SSJ.

And it was then that Relena flipped back up and before Aisha, surprising both Aisha and
SSJ. Relena grabbed Aisha's arm and yelled, "JUDO FLIP!" With great strength, she heaved
Aisha up and threw her down into the ground. Aisha was stunned as Relena leapt upon her and
trampled all over her face. And thus Aisha was knocked out and Relena did a typical
Japanese victory pose. "Yea! Victory for me!"

Words ran across the bottom of the screen, "Enemy Aisha passed out! Relena gained 1231
experience points!"

The screen returned to normal in the colony, and SSJ sarcastically muttered to Relena,
"You're a *bit* of a hypocrite, are you not?"

"Oh well," Relena said as she clapped her hands clean.

"And where in the hell did you learn Judo?"

"You've got to know these things when you're the leader of Earthsphere, y'know."

SSJ just shook his head and sighed. He then produced another bishie ball and proceeded to
catch Aisha.

And then the scene returned to Suzuka and Arashi. Words ran across the screen once more,
"ROUND ONE: ARASHI VERSUS SUZUKA. FIGHT!"

Suzuka and Arashi went at it, exchanging sword swings and skidding away from the impact.
"Time to die!" Suzuka yelled as she raised her sword. Suzuka put all her strength into her
legs and dashed forward, aiming a slash of her wooden sword straight at Arashi.

But no, Arashi countered and completely broke Suzuka's sword. "What the?!" Suzuka muttered
as Arashi struck Suzuka with the hilt of her sword. And Suzuka flew back and skidded to a
halt just before SSJ.

"Oh, how convenient!" SSJ grinned as he caught Suzuka. He then gave thumbs-up to Arashi,
who smiled and disappeared as per usual.

And the words again, "ARASHI WINS."

SSJ then looked at who was left in the Outlaws (that is, Gene and Jim). "Okay, only two
left," he said. "Jim and Gene, but they're for Amiko." And indeed, he was right. Amiko
stepped up to face Gene and Jim.

Gene just sneered at Amiko and drew his gun. "You want to challenge me, girl?"

Amiko grabbed her head at his threat. "WHAT?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FIGHT WOMEN! DO YOU
HAVE NO HONOR?!"

Once again, words across the screen read, "ROUND ONE: AMIKO VERSUS EVERYONE ELSE! FIGHT!"

Gene, having tact and control, dashed forward and landed a punch straight at Amiko. SSJ and
TM turned white when Amiko skidded back and crashed into a wall. "No way!" said TM. "That
couldn't have just happened!" Amiko overpowered when in her fangirl phase? It wasn't
possible!

Amiko grunted and slowly crawled out of the dented wall. SSJ and TM thought they were
seeing things. Amiko was on the verge of tears. "Don't you like me," she began before she
sniffed up a tear, "Genie Star?" Such was her nickname for him.

"No," he coldly said.

Now SSJ and TM saw the impossible. Amiko began crying. She wailed and cried and overall
made TM wish he had his camcorder for blackmail. And it was in this troubled time that
Amiko suddenly turned into a chibi, dashing around the dock without any destination. And
she rammed into a surprised Gene and Jim. They reeled in pain as they flew up, and Amiko
coincidentally crashed into them several more times. It was worse than a triple combo with
Cabal, Akuma, and Wolverine in Marvel vs. Capcom!

And Gene and Jim were yelping in pain with each impact. In the end, the single number "80!"
appeared at the side of the screen like it was a fighting game. Gene and Jim tumbled
through the air and crashed into the ground with a painful thud. They just groaned,
"Ooowww..."

"AMIKO WINS! ALMOST FLAWLESS VICTORY!" And victory music played and Amiko posed for the
camera while SSJ and TM sweatdropped in the background.

Then the screen faded away to the status screen shown after RPG battles. Experience points
are given to SSJ, TM, and Amiko, each of them leveling up. A text box then appeared,
reading: "Amiko learns new limit break, 'Chibi Storm'!"

And everything returned to normal, except for a few dents in the docks that the two
technicians were surprised to see upon their return. They were fearful of any more damage
that the three could have caused. Amiko then approached the twitching Gene Starwind and
asked, "What were you talking about again?"

Gene was still reeling from the pain then, "Ouch..." He then sighed and said, "You should
know, you hijacked the Outlaw Star!"

SSJ and company exchanged glances. "Hijacked?" SSJ repeated.

"Yeah," Jim answered. He then pointed to Amiko, "Someone that looks STRANGELY like your
friend over there!"

Amiko just looked at him with narrow, confused eyes. She didn't know what to make of it.
Finally, she replied, "I stole nothing..."

SSJ asked, "Are you sure it looked like her?"

"It looked EXACTLY like her," said Gene, the pain fading just a little. Everyone grew
silent.

Amiko looked down at the ground, then back at the Outlaw Star. "Well, it wasn't me," she
said quite truthfully. She then turned to the two and offered, "If I were to heal you,
would you be on my side?"

Gene and Jim didn't need to be told twice after that agony. "YES!" they said in unison.

And so, Amiko pulled out X-Potions from her pockets (a gift from Squall), and let Gene and
Jim both have a sip. They were restored to normal health then, and Amiko took advantage to
grip onto Gene's arm. "There! All better!"

Gene grinned as he could finally move. "Thanks!" he said. He then saw the smiling Amiko and
added, "You can't be that bad..."

Jim bowed in thankfulness and proclaimed, "Thank you, Amiko-sama!"

Amiko silently smiled at the two. She then caught sight of the Outlaw Star, and turned to
the two to say, "Hey, how about you lend us the Outlaw Star?"

Gene suddenly lost his smile. "What?!"

SSJ interrupted him then, "Come on! We're going to find someone named Rantmon!"

Gene suddenly was stricken with fear. "Rantmon?!" he yelled. "You can't be serious!" The
three nodded, though. Gene looked at each of them, and then at Jim. He then sighed, "Okay
then. You can use the Outlaw Star."

"I knew you would!" Amiko said as she hugged Gene.

"Anyway, we had info that he was here," said TM.

Jim, however, said the opposite, "He isn't! He stopped coming a long time ago and is now on
Terra."

The three were silent. They exchanged glances, but none knew where he was referring to. TM
then asked, "Where's that?!"

Gene and Jim facefaulted at that. Gene got up and pointed at the large planet they just
came from. "THAT'S TERRA!" he yelled. "YOU NEVER NOTICED?!"

Amiko just replied sheepishly, "Well, we never learned its name..."

Gene sighed, "Whatever..." He then slyly put an arm around Amiko and said, "Then let's go!"

At that point, all the bishies were planning Gene's silent assassination. Amiko just told
them to calm down, and they all obliged to fuming in their bishie balls.

And so they turned to leave, and only then did TM realize something. "Hey," he began, "we
were only here for like twenty minutes! Give me back my money!" The two technicians,
however, just said from far away, "No way! After all the damage you all have done?! Just go
and don't give us any more trouble!"

TM glared at where he thought the source of their voices were and just shook an angry
middle finger.

***

Later, the three are divided into the two ships. SSJ and his bishoujo sat in the Ragnarok
as Amiko, TM, and their captures were in the Outlaw Star. The two ships were floating away
from the colony as Amiko said, "Okay, we're a little off schedule, but now..."

"Let's go find Rantmon!" Gene finished.

"FINALLY!" SSJ said over the radio.

And just before they were about to hurtle off towards Terra, a voice suddenly echoed
through the radios, "STOP OUTLAWS!" They saw them all around. Hundreds upon hundreds of
mobile suits.

Gene and SSJ heard the names of their groups and replied at the same time, "No!" They then
paused. There was a long silence.

Gene finally broke the silent and yelled, "You stole our name, didn't you kid?"

"Well I couldn't come up with a better one!" SSJ yelled over the radio. And the pilot that

"Hit it Selphie!" yelled SSJ as he buckled himself onto one of the chairs in the Ragnarok's
cockpit.

Gene, in the Outlaw Star, leapt into the pilot seat and commanded, "Go, Melfina!"

And the ships sped forward to escape the enemies that suddenly appeared. Shots were fired.
The ships moved this way and that to dodge, and finally both were hit. BOOM!

"Damn!" Selphie swore. "Left thruster damaged!"

Melfina said in her own ship, "Malfunction in right side of ship."

"Shit!" Gene and SSJ swore at once. Both ships spun and tumbled wildly through space at
that point, their crews becoming disoriented and sick. Amiko's voice was heard among the
two ships, "DAMN! ANOTHER DETOUR?!"

And the ships disappeared into the blackness of space. So the large group let them drift
off into space, assured of the Outlaws' destruction. A single mecha stayed behind as its
pilot called through a radio, "I branded them with tracking, Master."

And on the screen of his mobile suit, there was a shadowed person. He replied, "Good."

"I am expecting a raise."

"You'll get none."

"What?!" the pilot yelled. After all that work, he'd get nothing!

The shadowed figure indeed did grin. In his own place, there was a conveniently placed red
button. The figure pressed it and with low budget animation, the suit with the person burst
into a ball of flames. The figure said, "Because... I am..."

There was a dramatic pause. "RANTMON!" he finally finished. But then, no one was around to
hear. He then sighed, 'Damn it, all that drama for nothing.'

---- To Be Continued ----

(Insert Outlaw Star end theme for temporary usage.)

---- Preview ----

SSJ: DAMMIT! We hit another detour!

Amiko: And we may not live through this one... (sniff)

TM: Where in the HELL are we going?!

Gene: I think I see a planet nearby...

Melfina: It is the Planet.

SSJ: A little more specific here?

Melfina: That's its name. The Planet.

(SSJ blinks.)

SSJ: Okay... Whatever you say...

Gene: Next time on Outlaw-

(Gets whacked by Amiko.)

Amiko: It's next time on 'GINGA GIRI GIRI'! Not Outlaw Star!

TM: Episode 10: "The Hot Bar Waitress who would probably lift her skir-"

(SSJ tackles TM.)

SSJ: NO MORE, HENTAI! The name is "Final Fantasy Crossover Special!"

Amiko: A bit self-explanatory, but oh well!

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