Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ As The Dragon Ball Turns... Again! ❯ To go... or Not to go.... ( Chapter 3 )

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NoTe FrOm ThE AuThOrS-

Julez: Well, back with another chapter

Gabby:: z z z z z z z z z z -__-

Julez: And it'll be really cool (in my opinion anyway)

Gabby:: z z z z z z -__-

Julez: And I think those pills I slipped Gab worked....

Gabby:: z z z z z z z z z z z z z-__-

Julez: Finally some peace and quiet!

Gabby:: z z z z z z z z z z -__-

Julez: um.... Yeah. *slaps Gabriel*

Gabby:*mumble*mumble* and without further ado,*mumble*mumble*

on with the show!!!

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DISCLAIMER: We own almost NOTHING in this fic- except for the basic
plot and all the retarded stuff in it. We also own Ourselves {which is
pretty pathetic} the,*sniff*, talking squirrel, and Mr. Vancucci, plus
anyone else we happen to come up with along the way, so PLEASE DON'T
SUE US!!!!

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As The Dragon Ball Turns

.....Again

by Gabby a.k.a. ~BabySmurf~ and Julez a.k.a. Gabby's sissy

--chapter 3--

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((Thursday afternoon))

The best way to put it, is probably to say that Gabby was having a
cow.

"I absolutely REFUSE to leave these freaks alone in my house for the
weekend!! We'll come back home to a pile of ashes-- or worse!!! I
mean, Can you believe what's happened the last week?!?!?" she shouted.

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((a few days before))

Goku was VERY bored. He was sitting on the living room floor counting
the hairs on his arm. "79,000,429....." he said slowly, "79,000,430."

Krillin stared at him. "Now that is just plain sad." he said. "Come
here Goku, I'll show you some real fun!!!"

Krillin grabbed Goku's hand and raced to the kitchen, "Watch this!!"

Krillin popped open the microwave, shoved his head inside, slammed the
door closed, and turned it on.

After 5 minutes at 'super-strength' accompanied by Krillin's shrieks,
the timer went off and Krillin pulled his head out.

Krillin's head looked like he'd, well, shoved it in a microwave-- He
had a MEAN tan, and it looked even wilder because, basically.. Krillin
was bald.

His neck was also squashed flat too, but that's beside the point.

"COOL!!" shouted Goku, "Let me try!" Goku tried to stick his head in
the microwave, but.... it wouldn't fit.....His hair took up over half
of the micrwave and unless he wanted to chop his face in half, he
couldn't shut the door on it. "Oh Man!!" Goku pouted. He turned back
to Krillin. "Well can I at least touch yours??" ((not that way you
perv!!! unless....*_*))

"Ouch- it burns!!" Krillin said trying weakly to defend his
red-hot-head from Goku's prying hands. ((that sounds even worse!!))

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((a few days before that))

Gohan wandered lazily through the house and found himself in Gabriel's
room. "Ooohh!!! A fishie!!" he ran over to Gabby's pet fish, Mr.
Bubbles, and stared at it face-to-face. "OOOHHH!!!! He wants to kiss
me!!!" Gohan giggled. He pulled Mr. Bubbles out of the fish bowl and
held it to his lips. "Hee-Hee, It tickles!! Hee-hee-Hee-he-UCK" Gohan
started coughing. Out of nowhere, Gabriel appeared. She glanced
nonchalantly at the empty fishbowl, then Gohan's face rapidly turning
red, and his wet hands.

She shrieked when she finally put two and two together and ran over to
him. Gabby wrapped her arms around him and gave him the heimlich.

Almost immediately, a fishie popped out of Gohan's mouth and smacked
wetly against the wall and bounced back into the fishboowl. Mr.
Bubbles began swimming around happily as though he hadn't almost been
eaten.

Gabby turned the boy in front of her around, "Gohan! SHAME SHAME!! Mr.
Bubbles is supposed to be looked at, not eaten for lunch!!"

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((back to the present))

Julez was throwing ideas at Gabby for what they could do to keep the
house intact. "Well, we could always have Davis baby-sitting them!!"

Sitting near-by, Davis jumped up, "No!! I refuse to have you drag me
into this!!"

"He's right. We couldn't even have him watch Trunks for an hour!"
Gabriel said watching Davis blush.

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((a few days before))

Trunks and Davis sat around the backyard with a magnifying glass
trying to burn ants. "Hey, there's a big one! Get him!" the tiny black
creature scurried away before Davis could concentrate the light on it
long enough.

"Oh! It's no use!! This is WAY boring!" Davis said dully.

"Oh! Wait!! I got an idea! Trunks said excitedly, "Let's raid Julez's
room!! I heard she's got some cool stuff in there- And if we don't
find anything in there, then at least we'll be able to read her
journal!!"

"Sure!" Davis readily agrred, "But," he looked around slyly, "we gotta
be careful!!"

"Right!" Trunks nodded.

The 2 'boys' got up carefully, hoping that no one would see them, and
crept slowly back to the house. Trunks squeaked the back door open
slowly.

Davis looked around the door into the house. He gave Trunks a thumbs
up, "The coast is clear..." he whispered. Davis looked around once
again and did a wild summersault into the living room. "Duh Duh Duh
DDUUUUHHH!!!!!" he said aiming an imaginary pistol at the sofa.

"I don't think he saw us!" Trunks whispered to him.

"You're right, but we don't need any witnesses......" Davis whipered
back with a jerk of his head. Trunks took the signal and grabbed a
book lying around. He crawled up to the unsuspecting piece of
furniture and then quickly and violently whacked it a couple times
until it stopped moving.

"Well, at least he got a quick death..." Trunks said solemnly as he
walked back to Davis.

"I think that takes care of the civilians. Now lets go." Davis said
seriously. They walked towards the hallway where the rooms where. They
were almost there, when disaster struck--Trunks stepped a whoopie
cushion.

"Hit the deck!" he shouted.

Davis and Trunks both did a belly flop to the ground with a thud and
covered their heads. "They've started the bombs!!" Davis called to
Trunks as the bookshelf near-by rocked back and forth. "Let's get out
of here!" They started Army-crawling to Jule'z room, but the damage
was already done. The bookshelf fell to the floor and landed harshly
on Trunk's legs.

"ARGH!! I've been hit!!!" he cried out pitifully. "Go! Go!! Forget
about me!!!" Trunks went on. "SAVE YOURSELF!!!"

Davis slithered around to face him, "NO!! We started this together,
and we're gonna finish it together!! I won't leave you!!!" Davis
grabbed Trunk's hand and pulled. "A good soldior never leaves a man
behind!" Davis yanked on Trunk's arm trying to drag him to the room,
But that bookcase was pretty heavy and Trunks wasn't moving.

Trunk's eyes bulged,"ARGH!!! You're gonna rip my arm out of my
socket!"

Davis jumped back, "Then I'll go get some help!!!" Davis scrambled
around the house shouting "Man DoWN! MAN DOWN!!!!" and over turning
every thing in the house trying to find something to help his fallen
comrade. Meanwhile Trunks managed to remove himself from under the
bookshelf and walked calmly to Julez's room to start his search.

Davis found a band-aid and raced back to the bookcase. He gasped when
he saw that Trunks was no longer there and started sobbing. "I'm
Sorry!! *sniff* I was too late!! *sniff*" Davis laid the band-aid
preciously down aa a momentum, "Well, he's moved on to better places!"
he said looking heavenward with a tear in his eye.

Trunks appeared standing in front of him. "Are you coming or not!"

Davis jumped up, "Oh! Of course!"

"Guess what I found!!" Trunks said almost giddily. He tossed Davis a
thick book with a very...graphic...cover page. Davis flipped open to a
random page and started reading aloud.

"He looked l-loo- loost? fully..??"

"Lustfully" Trunks corrected.

"He looked lustfully at her and stroked her-- WOAH!!"

Trunks smiled.

"Woah..." Davis looked at Trunks and raised an eyebrow, "This is a
DIRTY book!" he said grinning slyly...

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((back to the present))

"Well, I see no other choice..." Julez said grimly. "We're gonna have
to take everyone with us.

Everyone in the room immediately cried, "NNNOOOOOOOO!!"

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(( 10 minutes later ))

"Everyone get packed!! We're gonna be leaving in maybe half an hour
for the airport!!"

Vegeta was sprawled across the couch, "Really? Where we going???" he
asked, bored

Piccolo barged in, with a bright orange Hawaian shirt and tacky shorts
on. He had about 4 or 5 suitcases in his hands, and was wearing
flip-flops and sunglasses that can only be described as retarded.
"DUH! Hollywood!"

"Oh, Right, yeah...I'm packed." Vegeta said yawning.

"What are you taking?" Gabby questioned.

Vegeta gestured lazily at himself.

"That's it??? You're gonna wear the same frickin' outfit for 4 days??"
Julez said warily.

"Well I can always just go about naked for a day while they're being
washed," Vegeta winked at his wife. Bulma smiled to herself and
giggled.

"Or you can just leave me here with Bulma- I'm sure we'll survive!" he
said.

"So we can come home to a house-ful of mini-Vegeta's! SUUURREE!"

"Yeah," Julez aggreed, "And we'll buy you a box of Trojan Man to go
with it!"

Chi-Chi rolled her eyes, "And don't forget the "HUMPFEST" sign!"

"Come on Vegeta! Hollywood will be fun!! Besides, aren't they shooting
some Victoria's Secret commercials there too, and what about Scream 4-
there are sure to be some teenage girls running around in there
underwear on that set! Eh! Eh!!" Goku said elbowing Vegeta.

Immedaitely he jumped up- "This isn't sounding so bad after all! Let's
go! HOLLYWOOD HERE WE COME!!!!!!" Vegeta shouted.

Bulma whapped him on the head, "Hentai...."

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Well, how'd you like it!?!?!?!

I loved writing that whole Davis/Trunks scene. I thought it was
Hilarious (if I do say so myself)

Also, for anyone who is confused, or just kinda clue-less...Gabby's
boyfriend, Davis, is Davis from Digimion, whom I think is hot. ^_^

Anyway- thanks Matt, I'm getting to that whole Piccolo's lady-friend
thingy,

just be patient!

Thanks to Alison too-I'm such a dip ^_~ --Kakarrot is just what Vegeta
calls Goku, and Chi-Chi's family is the Son's.---ThAnk YoU!!

Juelz: Bye!!!!!! C U Later!!!!!!!!!p.s.I think trunks is hot with his
short hair hee hee!!!!