Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Bulma V's Vegita's Pride ❯ Bulma V's Vegita's Pride ( Chapter 1 )

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Bulma V's Vegita's Pride

Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon ball Z or any of it's characters, but I do own this story ^_^ have fun reading it

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~~~~~~~~Bumlas' POV ~~~~~~~

"Vegita, what are you doing?" Bulma asked as she walked into the living room. Vegita was sitting on the couch yelling at seemingly nothing and Bulma walked around to see him holding one of Trunks' video games and it looked like he was about to break it in half.

"I'm trying to work out how to use this blasted thing!" Vegita said, his anger almost at its boiling point. Bulma watched her husband and began to laugh, she couldn't help it, and he always looked so cute when he was angry.

"What are you laughing at? Beating freezer would have been easier than this blasted thing!" Vegita said throwing the game onto the couch, making a nice big hole in the upholstery.

"Vegita! How many times do I have to tell you not to take you frustration out on the furniture!" Bulma said staling over to her husband.

"Listen woman! I can do what ever I want! I am the prince of all Saiyans!" Vegita said rising to his feet.

"Oh really," Bulma said with a smirk that would have made even freezer's skin crawl, " well then 'Mr. Prince of all Saiyans' you can take care of yourself from now on." She said as she turned her back to Vegita.

"And that is supposed to scare me?" Vegita said raising an eyebrow and crossing his arms in defiance.

"Well, that means you have to do your own washing, cleaning, cooking and you're sleeping on the couch." Bulma said knowing full well that Vegita's pride would kick in and she would have a short but very pleasant vacation from taking care of her very demanding husband.

"I can take care of myself woman! I don't need you, and I'll prove it to you!" Vegita said storming off in a huff.

When Bulma knew he was out of hearing distance she burst out laughing, and trunks came through the door.

"Hi mum, ahhh…. What's so funny?" Trunks said a little bit concerned for his mothers' mental health.

"Nothing Trunks, just your fathers pride. He thinks he doesn't need me to wash, clean or cook for him. I can tell you now, the next couple of days are going to be interesting, but if he destroys the house, he's sleeping in the gravity chamber for the next month!" Bulma said after she had stopped laughing.

Trunks just stood there shaking his head, "Mum, why do you let dad do these things, you know he can't do them on his own, he's used to everyone else doing everything for him." Trunks said, knowing full well what his mother was up too.

"That's my point Trunks, I'm trying to teach him a lesson." Bulma said walking into the kitchen.

"And what is that lesson mum, what are you trying to teach my pride driven father this time?" Trunks said, sitting on one of the seats at the table.

"The lesson my dead Trunks, is that he can't always have his way, that he can't keep taking his anger out on the furniture and that I'm not his servant, I'm his wife!" Bulma said cutting up vegetable for everyone but Vegita's dinner.

"Mum, what started you on a lesson this time?" Trunks said now interested in his mother trying to teach his father a lesson.

"I came down a little while ago because I heard your father yelling about something, and I found him playing one of your video games. I couldn't help but laugh because he kept on dying and he said that beating Freezer would have been easier." Bulma said trying hard not to laugh.

"Why would that start you off?" Trunks asked slightly confused.

"Because Trunks, your father threw the game through the couch." Bulma said crushing a carrot in her hand (AN: Bulma has a little strength in this)

Trunks sweat dropped as he watched the fire burning in his mothers' eyes, he always stayed as far away from her as possible when she was like this, "Ah… that explains it." Trunks said.

"Wow, would you look at the time, I have to go…. Over to Gotens', yeah that's it Goten needed my help with something for school," Trunks said as he made a hasty exit from the house.

"MEN!" Bulma said continuing to chop, "always running from women who are angry and have the slightest power over them." Bulma laughed as she chopped because she always new how the get the men in her life to go away when she needed some time to herself.

~~~~~~~~Vegita's POV~~~~~~~~

"That blasted woman! Who does she think she is? How dare she talk to me like that! I'm the prince of all Saiyans!" Vegita was fuming with anger, he always tried to keep his cool around Bulma, but she always found a way of making him furious.

Vegita's' fuming session was interrupted when a knock came at the door, he stalked over to the door and almost yanked it off the hinges to find Bra standing there tapping her foot.

"What's got your panties in a bunch dad?" Bra said raising an eyebrow at her fathers' child-like tantrum.

Vegita blinked in surprise and tried to hold his tongue, "It's that blasted woman! She's trying to make my life a living hell!" Vegita said storming over to the bed and flopping down on it.

"Who mum? She's your wife, she's supposed to do that dad." Bra said walking over to sit by her father.

"She thinks I can't cook for myself, or do my own washing or even clean up after myself! She treats me like a child!" Vegita said blasting a hole in the bedroom wall.

Bra sighed and turned to her father, "I can see why she treats you like a child dad, because you are one!" and with that she rose from the bed and walked to the door.

She turned back to her father and said, "dad, why don't you just grow up and stop being such a baby!" then she walked down the hall to her room, leaving a speechless Vegita staring at an empty doorway.

"VEGITA!" came a voice from downstairs, followed by the sound of someone running up the stairs. He looked over to see a very, very angry Bulma standing in the doorway, fists clenched.

Vegita couldn't help but laugh, "And what do you think you're going to do banshee?" Vegita said with a smirk.

"THIS!" was all Bulma said and tossed his clothes out the door, "NOW GET OUT! YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH REMEMBER!" Vegita was slightly shaken, he had never seen his wife this angry before; maybe he was being a child. But he soon shook it off as his pride kicked in once again, and he grudgingly picked up his clothes and walked down the stairs.

He walked around downstairs until everyone came down for dinner; he walked into the kitchen and saw that only five places had been set for dinner.

"Ok, who's not going to be here for dinner?" Vegita asked sitting at the table.

"Vegita get up, this isn't for you. You're cooking for yourself remember!" Bulma said as she laid down a huge feast for everyone else. The sudden realization that Bulma was serious hit him and deep down he began to panic; but due to his pride he stood his ground and walked into the kitchen.

He heard muffled conversation at the table and growled deep in his throat when someone mentioned how great the food was.

Vegita looked around the kitchen until he came to the freezer, he opened it and found a microwave dinner and took it out of the freezer and closed it. He looked at the packet and it read 'macaroni and cheese' Vegita shrugged and opened the microwave and placed the container in, closed the door and set the microwave timer.

He sat waiting for his dinner to be ready staring out of the kitchen window when he heard a loud bag; he turned around with lightning speed to see that nothing was there.

But Bulma came running from the kitchen, "What the hell happened in here, and what's that smell?" Bulma said waving her hand in front of her face trying to wave away the smell of burnt food.

"I was cooking my dinner if you must know! And everything is fine!" Vegita said through a scowl, but he knew full well that everything was not fine.

"What were you trying to make?" Bulma said opening the microwave to have smoke blasting out in all directions.

"Something called macaroni and cheese." Vegita said crossing his arms and looking out the window.

Bulma reached into the microwave with an oven mitt on, and pulled out something that resembled a macaroni and cheese microwave dinner, except it was all black and crusty.

"How long did you set the timer for?" Bulma asked throwing the remains in the bin.

"Something along the lines of about forty-five minutes," Vegita grumbled low in is throat.

Bulmas' eyes went wide and she almost fell down from laughter, "you put it on for forty-five minutes?" she said between laughing and crying.

"YES! And what's wrong with that!" Vegita yelled raising his arms into the air.

"Nothing really, except you're only supposed to put in on for twelve minutes not forty-five," Bulma said covering her mouth with her hand to hide her growing smile.

"Well, now I have nothing to eat, make me something woman!" Vegita said ignorantly.

Bulma simply grinned and said, "Sorry, no can do Vegita; remember you're taking care of yourself now, which means EVERYTHING." And walked out the door.

Vegita just stood there dumbfounded, "She… just walked out on me, even though I have nothing to eat!" Vegita's blood began to boil and he punched the fridge and completely destroyed it and the wall behind it. Vegita heard a struggle from the dinning room and smirked with satisfaction, but his smirk diminished when Bra came through the door.

"Dad, what the hell are you doing? We have to live here ya know! You are acting so childish, why don't you just say sorry to mum and get it over and done with! Jesus, just because you're miserable, doesn't mean you have to make my life miserable!" Pan said angrily, and stormed off to finish her dinner.

For the third time that day, Vegita was speechless; and that night he went to be hungry.

~~~~~~~~The Next Day~~~~~~~

~~~~~~Vegita's POV~~~~~~

Vegita woke up the next morning with something sticking into his back, but he just ignored it. He heard footsteps around him and he just lay there as if he didn't have a care in the world, when he suddenly found himself on the floor.

"What the hell is going on here? Why did you do that for?" Vegita yelled as he looked up and saw his very nervous son with the couch on his shoulder and Bulma standing there smirking.

"Well, this couch is almost destroyed, so I'm getting a new one, you were just in the way." Was all Bulma said as she as Trunks walked out the front door with the couch.

Vegita was yet again speechless (AN: that'll be happening a lot in this fic) his wife and son had just dumped him out of bed with no hint of remorse.

He picked himself up off the floor and walked upstairs and took a shower, when he came out of the shower he looked over to the clothes basket to see that only Bulma's clothes were gone and his were still there. He growled as he picked up his clothes and walked down to the laundry, he placed the on the bench and looked over the washing machine. He opened the cabinet door and pulled out a box of laundry powder and his clothes and dumped his clothes and the laundry power, box and all in the machine and turned it on. He walked out of the laundry quite pleased with himself and started his training in the gravity room.

~~~~~~~~~~Bulma's POV~~~~~~~~~

They had just arrived home with the new couch when Bulma heard a strange noise coming from the laundry.

"Trunks, could you put the couch in the lounge room please." Bulma asked as she walked in the direction of the laundry.

"Sure mum," She heard him reply. She looked at the bottom of the laundry door, and saw water and soap suds creeping from under it.

"Oh god no! Don't let him have destroyed the washing machine as well!" she pleaded as she opened the door. The second she opened the door she regretted it, because she was now up to her knees in soap suds, and the washing machine was fighting for it's life because it was over loaded. She waded through the suds and turned the machine off, and she stalked through the house to find her husband.

Trunks looked over to his mother from the couch, "What happened to you?" he asked and immediately regretted it as she shot him daggers in reply.

She searched the whole house, but couldn't find him, and when she heard the gentle hum of the gravity machine she knew exactly where he was. She walked up to the door and flung it open, to see a smirking Vegita standing there.

"And what are you smirking at?" Bulma hissed.

"You look like you've had a bad encounter with a dishwasher." Vegita laughed.

"Actually Mr. High and mighty! It was your so called washing, you almost destroyed the machine!" Bulma said waving her hands in the air.

"I did no such thing!" Vegita said in protest.

"You over loaded the machine and use a whole box of laundry powder, including the box!" Bulma yelled.

"So?" Vegita said simply and shrugged his shoulders.

Bulma saw red, and smirked as she pressed a few buttons on the panel outside the door and Vegita fell to the floor like a ton of bricks.

"You idiotic woman! You turned the gravity up to 600!" Vegita said trying to stand up, but failed.

All Bulma said was, "So?" and walked away.

~~~~~~~~4 Hours Later~~~~~~

~~~~~~~Bulma's POV~~~~~~~

Bulma was sitting in her room when Vegita finally found the strength to stand up and turn the machine off, Vegita entered the room and sat on the bed and just stared at her.

"Do you want something Vegita?" Bulma said turning to him.

"Yes, I want my old life back, I can't do all of these things that you do." Vegita said uneasily.

Bulma's interest was peaked, "Go on," she said.

"I was being a child, everyone was telling me that, but my pride would let me give in." He continued, "But I know I was wrong and I came here to say that I… was… sorry." Vegita said through clenched teeth.

Bulma smiled with gratification, "I didn't quite catch that, what did you say?" she said moving closer to Vegita.

"I said I was sorry ok!" Vegita said turning to look into Bulma's eyes. As he looked into her eyes, he saw a great relief; and the love of his wife, and he couldn't help but smile.

"Do you forgive me?" he asked caressing her cheek with his hand.

"Always." She said before she captured his lips in a kiss.

They both laid down in the bed and Bulma reached over to turn off the light when she said, "Oh and by the way, if you ever do something like this again, you're sleeping in the gravity room." She turned to see a very stunned Vegita, grinned and turned out the light.

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Well this is my Fanfic about Vegita's Pride V's Bulma, and no surprise, Bulma won hehehehehe ^_^.

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