Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Cooler's Revenge Outakes ❯ A Crazy Adventure ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Purple Ink 
This is what you get when you try to take over the DBZ set....
I don't own Dbz or the characters.
I do own them in my dreams though....
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 10.07.2010 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 825 | Status: Completed
This is what you get when you try to take over the DBZ set....
I don't own Dbz or the characters.
I do own them in my dreams though....
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 10.07.2010 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 825 | Status: Completed
COOLER'S REVENGE OUTAKES
~scene where Frieza is shown killing Bardock~
Frieza: HAHAHAHA!! ....
Me: ......
Frieza: I ran out of fireworks for the dramatic effects.
Me: *facepalm*
Bardock: ..... Erm......
Me: DAMN IT, CUT!
~take two~
Frieza: HAHAHAHAHA!! .... O.O
Me: NOW WHAT?
Frieza: Where's Bardock?
Me: I don't know.....
~scene where Gohan is studying~
Gohan: *studying*
Kool-aid man: *bursts through wall* OH YEAH!!!
Me: O.O GET OFF OF THE SET!!!
Gohan: Oh my gosh really?
Me: What?
Gohan: You're not even a character in the series and you come out in every scene!
Me: Umm, director?
Gohan: Oh...
~scene where ChiChi and Goku are talking~
Goku: *to Gohan* Come on Gohan, we're all waiting on ya!
ChiChi: Who's all?
Krillin: We're all!
Vegeta: Me too!
Me: Vegeta, you're not even in this DBZ movie!
Vegeta: *demonic voice*
*denomic face*
You shall suffer an eternity in hell...
*skips away*
Me: O.O'
~camping scene~
Ooblong: I don't know why, but camping food always seems to taste good!
Puar: AH! I'M ON FIRE!
Gohan: Oh gosh! *pours water on Puar*
Puar: Thank you Gohan!
Ooblong: Good job Gohan!
Gohan: *blush* It was nothing, really....
Me: *facepalm*
~scene where Goku is fishing~
Goku: *comes out of water* *shakes head* *hair shakes in sexy way, LOL*
Heheh, it's kinda small, but just the perfect size for sushi!
Fangirl: OMG! IT'S HIM! *glomps on Goku*
*more fangirls come*
Goku: AHHH GET OFF ME!
Me: *sigh* *gets out microphone* OMG IT'S TRUNKS!!!
Fangirls: WHERE?
Me: IN HELL! ^-^
Fangirls: *go to hell*
Me: LOL!
Goku: Lol, nice...
~scence where Goku is fighting Cooler~
Goku: *about to punch Cooler*
Mary: HI!
Me: HI!
Goku: Uhh....
Cooler: Nice.... interrupting in the middle of a fight...
Me: Sorry, I just brought my sis to watch what goes on in the set!
Mary: Yeah! *sits in directors seat* Cool....
Goku: Can't we get back on track?
Mary: Sure. You won't even know I'm here. *munches on apple VERY loudly*
Me: *giggle*
Goku: *facepalm*
~scene where Goku appears from out of lake~
Goku: *pant* Grrr....
Cooler: *smirks*
Fangirl: OMG GOKU'S SHIRT IS OFF!! *attacks Goku*
Goku: AAAAHHHHH!!! Get off!!
Fangirl: NEVER!
Me: Isn't this a closed set?
Mary: *shrugs*
Vegeta: *flies up to fangirl and drags her away*
Fangirl: *stares at Vegeta with those heart shaped eyes* Oh Kami! *dreamy sigh*
Me: NOOOOO VEGETA'S MINE!
Goku: CORRECTION, HE'S MINE!
Me: O.O'
Mary: O.O'
Cooler: E.E'
Vegeta: 0.0' KAKAROT!
Goku: Yeeees?
Vegeta: I'M NOT YOURS!
Me: *mutters something about Vegeta liking Goku*
Mary: *mutters same thing*
Vegeta: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Me: None of your business Vegeta.
Goku: Yeeeaaaaaah.......
Vegeta: OH HELL NO YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ME LIKING KAKAROT!
Mary: Vegeta, let us yaoi fangirls have our fun.
Vegeta: NO!
Me: *sigh* *gets jar full of worms* *pulls out worm from jar and puts it on Vegeta's arm*
Isn't he so cute?? I named him Musuko ^-^
Vegeta: OH KAMI!!!!! *faints* X-X
Cooler: W.....T.....F
Me: Uhhh, Vegeta? *takes 'Musuko' off Vegeta's arm* You're so cute!
Mary: Alice...
Me: Ya?
Mary: That is.... A WORM....
Goku: *drags Vegeta off the set* Let's go on with what we were doing.
Me: Sure!
~take three of Frieza killing Bardock~
Frieza: MUHAHAHA!!!!!!
*blast hits the set*
Me: WHAT WAS THAT?
Mary: Uhh *points at 'History of Trunks' set* That may be your answer, Alice.
Trunks: *running from androids* AHH GOHAN!!!! HELP!!
Android #18: *runs after Trunks* Brat!
Android #17: Get back here, you worthless piece of junk!
Gohan: *runs after the androids* GET BACK HERE! LEAVE TRUNKS ALONE AND FIGHT ME!
Me: OH THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! *sob*
Goku: We should move to another scene...
~scene where Goku turns Super Saiyan~
Goku: They never did anything wrong!
Me: Shh, be quiet Mary. This is the good part.
Mary: Okay. *watches closely*
Goku: Grrr... *lifts head* *hair spikes up*
*about a minute of weird and disturbing noises later*
Goku: *hands shines with a soft glow*
Bird: *comes back to life and flies away*
Me & Mary: WOOO GO GOKU!!!! *claps loudly*
Cooler: Great.... another great scene, ruined due to your stupid comments.....
Me: I can just clip out the part where--
Cooler: Screw it, I'm going on break *leaves*
Me: Uhg, SOMEONE has a stick rammed up their ass....
~scene where Goku gives his speech~
Cooler: *tries to punch Goku*
Goku: *catches fist*
Cooler: *struggles to break free from the grip*
Goku: Why don't you wake up? You're hurting innocent people, what have they done to you? *let's go of Cooler's fist*
Cooler: *punches Goku in stomach*
Goku: *continues talking* I can't let you get away with this...
Cooler: DON'T YOU EVER SHUT UP?
Me: I was wondering the same thing.....
~scene where Cooler shoots Death Ball~
Goku: Ah!
Cooler: Hahahah!
Goku: *runs away screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Me: GOKU GET BACK HERE!!
Goku: NO THAT THING'S GOING TO KILL ME!
Mary: Damn it, Goku....
Vegeta: *drags Goku to set* STOP BEING A BAKA!
Goku: STOP IT! *starts quarreling with Vegeta*
Me: *sweatdrop*
~scene where Cooler 'dies'~
Cooler: No, I'm heading right for the sun! *thinking*
What kind of an idiot would let the Legendary Super Saiyan escape from death?
Wait....
I let him escape! *is burned to 'death' by sun*
*Death Ball is destroyed*
Me: Oooh, looky, there are fireworks! *watches Death Ball blow up*
Mary: That's the Death Ball Cooler shot.
Me: Oh...
~scene where Goku wakes up~
Goku: I did it... With a little help from the sun, of course....
Me: Ooooh, what a smart ass! *rolls eyes*
~scene where one of Cooler's henchmen appear~
Gohan: Where's Piccolo?
Krillin: Oh, you know him. He'll show up when we least expect it.
*rubble starts to move*
Krillin: Hey, I guess that's him!
Dude that has that Italian accent: Hahaha!
Everyone except for that crazy dude: O.O'
*blast hits him*
Everyone: ......
Gohan: Hey! MR. PICCOLO? MR. PICCOLO!
Vegeta: TEEHEE xD
Me: DAMN IT VEGETA YOU'RE NOT IN THIS MOVIE!
Vegeta: *sniff*
FINE! *walks away grumbling*
Me: *sigh*
~scene where Piccolo is drinking water from the lake~
Piccolo: *takes handful of water* *drinks*
Vegeta: *head pops out of water* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Picclo: O.O VEGETA SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL?
Vegeta: I'm swimming.
Me: VEGETA HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT IN THIS MOVIE?
Vegeta: I'm just having some fun...
Mary: VEGETA, OUT, OUT *drags Vegeta offstage*
Me: Finally....
~Afterward~
Everyone: *watching the results of TONS of weeks in the set*
*movie ends*
Goku: Ummm....
Piccolo: .....
Gohan: Erm...
Bardock: O.O
Me: THAT SUCKED!! WEEKS OF WORK FOR THIS PIECE OF--
Vegeta: Any movie that has clips of me is an INCREDIBLE MOVIE!
Mary: Oh, shush already, Vegeta.
Me: Okay.... TIME FOR BYES!!! *shoves everyone except for Mary in closet*
Mary: That's where you keep them?
Me: Yeah.
Me & Mary: *waves* Sayonara!
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Purple Ink: Yay! I ish done!
Vegeta: Sucked.
Goku: YAY! IT WAS GREAT!
Trunks: Uhh
Purple Ink: Where's Amy?
Goku: She's sick.
Purple Ink: I ish sorry about that, Goku.
Vegeta: On with it already!
Purple Ink: Okay, okay, geez...
Please review this oneshot. If I get good reviews, I'll make more of these stories.
If I don't get any reviews I'll just pretend this never happened....
See ya!
~scene where Frieza is shown killing Bardock~
Frieza: HAHAHAHA!! ....
Me: ......
Frieza: I ran out of fireworks for the dramatic effects.
Me: *facepalm*
Bardock: ..... Erm......
Me: DAMN IT, CUT!
~take two~
Frieza: HAHAHAHAHA!! .... O.O
Me: NOW WHAT?
Frieza: Where's Bardock?
Me: I don't know.....
~scene where Gohan is studying~
Gohan: *studying*
Kool-aid man: *bursts through wall* OH YEAH!!!
Me: O.O GET OFF OF THE SET!!!
Gohan: Oh my gosh really?
Me: What?
Gohan: You're not even a character in the series and you come out in every scene!
Me: Umm, director?
Gohan: Oh...
~scene where ChiChi and Goku are talking~
Goku: *to Gohan* Come on Gohan, we're all waiting on ya!
ChiChi: Who's all?
Krillin: We're all!
Vegeta: Me too!
Me: Vegeta, you're not even in this DBZ movie!
Vegeta: *demonic voice*
*denomic face*
You shall suffer an eternity in hell...
*skips away*
Me: O.O'
~camping scene~
Ooblong: I don't know why, but camping food always seems to taste good!
Puar: AH! I'M ON FIRE!
Gohan: Oh gosh! *pours water on Puar*
Puar: Thank you Gohan!
Ooblong: Good job Gohan!
Gohan: *blush* It was nothing, really....
Me: *facepalm*
~scene where Goku is fishing~
Goku: *comes out of water* *shakes head* *hair shakes in sexy way, LOL*
Heheh, it's kinda small, but just the perfect size for sushi!
Fangirl: OMG! IT'S HIM! *glomps on Goku*
*more fangirls come*
Goku: AHHH GET OFF ME!
Me: *sigh* *gets out microphone* OMG IT'S TRUNKS!!!
Fangirls: WHERE?
Me: IN HELL! ^-^
Fangirls: *go to hell*
Me: LOL!
Goku: Lol, nice...
~scence where Goku is fighting Cooler~
Goku: *about to punch Cooler*
Mary: HI!
Me: HI!
Goku: Uhh....
Cooler: Nice.... interrupting in the middle of a fight...
Me: Sorry, I just brought my sis to watch what goes on in the set!
Mary: Yeah! *sits in directors seat* Cool....
Goku: Can't we get back on track?
Mary: Sure. You won't even know I'm here. *munches on apple VERY loudly*
Me: *giggle*
Goku: *facepalm*
~scene where Goku appears from out of lake~
Goku: *pant* Grrr....
Cooler: *smirks*
Fangirl: OMG GOKU'S SHIRT IS OFF!! *attacks Goku*
Goku: AAAAHHHHH!!! Get off!!
Fangirl: NEVER!
Me: Isn't this a closed set?
Mary: *shrugs*
Vegeta: *flies up to fangirl and drags her away*
Fangirl: *stares at Vegeta with those heart shaped eyes* Oh Kami! *dreamy sigh*
Me: NOOOOO VEGETA'S MINE!
Goku: CORRECTION, HE'S MINE!
Me: O.O'
Mary: O.O'
Cooler: E.E'
Vegeta: 0.0' KAKAROT!
Goku: Yeeees?
Vegeta: I'M NOT YOURS!
Me: *mutters something about Vegeta liking Goku*
Mary: *mutters same thing*
Vegeta: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Me: None of your business Vegeta.
Goku: Yeeeaaaaaah.......
Vegeta: OH HELL NO YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ME LIKING KAKAROT!
Mary: Vegeta, let us yaoi fangirls have our fun.
Vegeta: NO!
Me: *sigh* *gets jar full of worms* *pulls out worm from jar and puts it on Vegeta's arm*
Isn't he so cute?? I named him Musuko ^-^
Vegeta: OH KAMI!!!!! *faints* X-X
Cooler: W.....T.....F
Me: Uhhh, Vegeta? *takes 'Musuko' off Vegeta's arm* You're so cute!
Mary: Alice...
Me: Ya?
Mary: That is.... A WORM....
Goku: *drags Vegeta off the set* Let's go on with what we were doing.
Me: Sure!
~take three of Frieza killing Bardock~
Frieza: MUHAHAHA!!!!!!
*blast hits the set*
Me: WHAT WAS THAT?
Mary: Uhh *points at 'History of Trunks' set* That may be your answer, Alice.
Trunks: *running from androids* AHH GOHAN!!!! HELP!!
Android #18: *runs after Trunks* Brat!
Android #17: Get back here, you worthless piece of junk!
Gohan: *runs after the androids* GET BACK HERE! LEAVE TRUNKS ALONE AND FIGHT ME!
Me: OH THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! *sob*
Goku: We should move to another scene...
~scene where Goku turns Super Saiyan~
Goku: They never did anything wrong!
Me: Shh, be quiet Mary. This is the good part.
Mary: Okay. *watches closely*
Goku: Grrr... *lifts head* *hair spikes up*
*about a minute of weird and disturbing noises later*
Goku: *hands shines with a soft glow*
Bird: *comes back to life and flies away*
Me & Mary: WOOO GO GOKU!!!! *claps loudly*
Cooler: Great.... another great scene, ruined due to your stupid comments.....
Me: I can just clip out the part where--
Cooler: Screw it, I'm going on break *leaves*
Me: Uhg, SOMEONE has a stick rammed up their ass....
~scene where Goku gives his speech~
Cooler: *tries to punch Goku*
Goku: *catches fist*
Cooler: *struggles to break free from the grip*
Goku: Why don't you wake up? You're hurting innocent people, what have they done to you? *let's go of Cooler's fist*
Cooler: *punches Goku in stomach*
Goku: *continues talking* I can't let you get away with this...
Cooler: DON'T YOU EVER SHUT UP?
Me: I was wondering the same thing.....
~scene where Cooler shoots Death Ball~
Goku: Ah!
Cooler: Hahahah!
Goku: *runs away screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Me: GOKU GET BACK HERE!!
Goku: NO THAT THING'S GOING TO KILL ME!
Mary: Damn it, Goku....
Vegeta: *drags Goku to set* STOP BEING A BAKA!
Goku: STOP IT! *starts quarreling with Vegeta*
Me: *sweatdrop*
~scene where Cooler 'dies'~
Cooler: No, I'm heading right for the sun! *thinking*
What kind of an idiot would let the Legendary Super Saiyan escape from death?
Wait....
I let him escape! *is burned to 'death' by sun*
*Death Ball is destroyed*
Me: Oooh, looky, there are fireworks! *watches Death Ball blow up*
Mary: That's the Death Ball Cooler shot.
Me: Oh...
~scene where Goku wakes up~
Goku: I did it... With a little help from the sun, of course....
Me: Ooooh, what a smart ass! *rolls eyes*
~scene where one of Cooler's henchmen appear~
Gohan: Where's Piccolo?
Krillin: Oh, you know him. He'll show up when we least expect it.
*rubble starts to move*
Krillin: Hey, I guess that's him!
Dude that has that Italian accent: Hahaha!
Everyone except for that crazy dude: O.O'
*blast hits him*
Everyone: ......
Gohan: Hey! MR. PICCOLO? MR. PICCOLO!
Vegeta: TEEHEE xD
Me: DAMN IT VEGETA YOU'RE NOT IN THIS MOVIE!
Vegeta: *sniff*
FINE! *walks away grumbling*
Me: *sigh*
~scene where Piccolo is drinking water from the lake~
Piccolo: *takes handful of water* *drinks*
Vegeta: *head pops out of water* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Picclo: O.O VEGETA SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL?
Vegeta: I'm swimming.
Me: VEGETA HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT IN THIS MOVIE?
Vegeta: I'm just having some fun...
Mary: VEGETA, OUT, OUT *drags Vegeta offstage*
Me: Finally....
~Afterward~
Everyone: *watching the results of TONS of weeks in the set*
*movie ends*
Goku: Ummm....
Piccolo: .....
Gohan: Erm...
Bardock: O.O
Me: THAT SUCKED!! WEEKS OF WORK FOR THIS PIECE OF--
Vegeta: Any movie that has clips of me is an INCREDIBLE MOVIE!
Mary: Oh, shush already, Vegeta.
Me: Okay.... TIME FOR BYES!!! *shoves everyone except for Mary in closet*
Mary: That's where you keep them?
Me: Yeah.
Me & Mary: *waves* Sayonara!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Purple Ink: Yay! I ish done!
Vegeta: Sucked.
Goku: YAY! IT WAS GREAT!
Trunks: Uhh
Purple Ink: Where's Amy?
Goku: She's sick.
Purple Ink: I ish sorry about that, Goku.
Vegeta: On with it already!
Purple Ink: Okay, okay, geez...
Please review this oneshot. If I get good reviews, I'll make more of these stories.
If I don't get any reviews I'll just pretend this never happened....
See ya!