Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ DBZ Squares ❯ Chapter 1

DBZ Squares (Humor/Parody)

Summary: What happens when you put the DBZ characters and two teenaged girls into a game show? Absolute chaos.

Disclaimer: As much as I wish it was true I don't own DBZ *pouts* or the game show it's based on.

( ) = actions/what the character is doing

* ~ * ~ * ~ = separating rounds

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Announcer: Welcome to another edition of DBZ Squares. Today's guest panels include that beautiful genius Bulma (Bulma winks and blows a kiss out to audience); the arrogant Prince of all Saiyans Vegeta (Vegeta smirks at the camera); that Kawai looking guy Teen Gohan (Gohan shyly waves); those two mischievous chibi's Goten and Chibi Trunks (seen trying to put glue in Goku's hair); the naive Saiyan who'll eat you out of house and home Goku (gives famous Son smile, oblivious to what is going on next to him); better not get her mad or you'll end up with one major headache Chichi (gets up and proceeds to whack Goten and Trunks on the head with a frying pan); she maybe an android but she's one hell of a fighter 18 (glares at the camera man while holding a ki ball in her hand); OMG he actually grew some hair Krillen (waves and smiles at audience); and finally he comes from the future Miari Trunks (is seen trying to get away from a girl who is trying to glomp him). Now here's your host Piccolo.

Piccolo: Welcome to DBZ Squares before we mention the rules lets meet our today contestants.

First Contestant: Hi my name is Cheetah and I think Gohan is a total hottie. (waves at Gohan who is seen blushing and shyly waves back)

Second Contestant: Hi my name is Stephanie and my goal in life is to marry Miari Trunks. (winks and blows kisses at Miari Trunks)

Vegeta: Can we get this stupid game over with so I can go back to my training?

Piccolo: Yeah, sure, but first let me explain the rules; you must answer each question correctly and get either three boxes across, up and down, or diagonal. In the end the winner gets ten million zenni and a date with their favorite character. (contestants squeal with delight while the panelists shudder with fear of what these two teenagers will do if they win.) Stephanie you can go first

Stephanie: I pick Miari Trunks please

Piccolo: Here's your question, when Goten and Chibi Trunks fuse together who do they become?

Miari Trunks: A really annoying brat

(Everyone laughs while Chibi Trunks and Goten glare at him)

Miari Trunks: No actually they become Gotenks

Stephanie: I agree

Piccolo: Correct

(Miari Trunks' box lights up with an X)

Piccolo: Your turn Cheetah

Cheetah: I choose Gohan

Piccolo: When Cell was defeated who took all the glory for it?

Gohan: Oh please, it was that fighter wanna be pansy who thinks he's Kami's gift to the world Hercule. (pulls out action figure of Hercule and a Barbie doll, then proceeds to imitate their voices) I am the World Champion and nothing can scare me. Wanna make a bet. Run for your lives it's Barbie, please don't hurt me. (makes Hercule figure run away like a scared pansy)

Cheetah: I agree

Piccolo: (tries to calm down from fits of laughter) That's correct and thank you for that lovely demonstration

(Gohan's box lights up with an O)

Stephanie: I'd like Krillen please

Piccolo: What is Master Roshi's favorite thing to watch on television?

Krillen: (shakes head in disgust) His favorite thing to watch on television is aerobics and the only reason he watches that is because it has girls in it

Stephanie: I agree (she then shudders)

Piccolo: That would be correct and I think I speak for everyone here when I say that, that man should take a lesson in how to treat ladies

(Krillen's box lights up with an X)

Cheetah: 18 for the block please

Piccolo: For the block, what did Vegeta call Krillen when they first met?

18: (looks over at her husband and tries not to laugh) I believe he called Krillen cue ball

Cheetah: I agree (she then starts to giggle)

Piccolo: That is correct

Krillen: I hate that name

Vegeta: I fits you perfectly (Vegeta smirks) your head was so shiny I could see my reflection in it

Krillen: Come down here and say it to my face

Vegeta: Don't tempt me

Piccolo: Calm down, save the fighting for after the game. It's your turn Stephanie.

Stephanie: I'll go with Goku

Piccolo: Here's your question, who is Shenlong?

Goku: Shenlong is a dragon who, when summoned forth from the dragonballs, grants a person two wishes

Stephanie: I agree

Piccolo: That's correct (shock is shown on his face at the fact that Goku isn't as dumb as he thought)

Goku: (seeing the looks on everyone's faces he sighs) guys I maybe naive but I'm not dumb

Cheetah: Vegeta for the block

Piccolo: What did you say to Trunks before you sacrificed yourself to kill Majin Buu?

Vegeta: (shoots daggers at Piccolo, who just shrugs and smirks at him, then looks around to see everyone look at him especially Chibi Trunks and Miari Trunks) Nothing I just told him to leave and get out of my way. (Both Trunks' look upset at the fact their father would not mention what he actually did say)

Cheetah: I disagree

Piccolo: The actual answer is and I quote I am proud of you my son end quote

Bulma: Ahh that's so sweet, you actually care about our son. (gets up and hugs Vegeta)

Vegeta: Let go woman (tries to pry Bulma off him but has no success)

(Bulma finally lets go and sits back down)

Stephanie: Bulma for the win

Piccolo: For the win, when Vegeta and Goku fuse together who do they become?

Bulma: I believe the answer is Vegitto

Stephanie: I agree

Piccolo: Correct and Stephanie has won the first round

(Stephanie gets up and does a happy dance while everyone has a sweat drop appear on their head)

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Piccolo: Well Stephanie since you won the first round you can go first

Stephanie: I'd like Goku please

Piccolo: What is a Saiyan's weakness?

Goku: A Saiyan's weakness is their tail

Stephanie: I agree

Piccolo: Correct

Cheetah: I'll take Bulma

Piccolo: What is a gravity room/machine?

Bulma: It's a room where a person can train against earth's gravity. (she then gives a know-it-all look to no one in particular)

Cheetah: I agree

Piccolo: Correct

Stephanie: Chichi please

Piccolo: What do the Saiyans call the weapon that is used to whack them upside the head?

Chichi: They call it the frying pan of doom (she pulls out her trusty frying pan and all the Saiyans start to shudder)

Stephanie: I agree

Piccolo: Indeed they call it the frying pan of doom

Cheetah: I'll take Chibi Trunks and Goten for the block

Piccolo: Who is the Great Saiyaman?

(Gohan goes pale in the face as he realizes his secret identity will be revealed infront of thousands of people)

Goten: Oh, oh I know this, can I answer it Trunks?

Chibi Trunks: Sure, why not

Goten: My big brother Gohan is the Great Saiyaman. (he grins at Gohan who looks like he's about to die)

Cheetah: I definitely agree

Piccolo: Correct, sorry about that Gohan

Gohan: That's okay I'll get you all back sometime (gives everyone a Vegeta like smirk as he plans a way to get them back)

Stephanie: I'll go with 18

Piccolo: Here's your question, what is the name of the high school that Gohan goes to?

18: Who the hell comes up with these questions?

Piccolo: If you have a problem with them you'll have to take it up with the author

(Author is seen standing behind the scenes, glaring at 18 while clicking her clicky pen)

18: (Gulps with fear knowing fully well what happens when the author gets upset) the answer to that question is Orange Star High School

Stephanie: I agree

Piccolo: That is correct. Your turn Cheetah.

Cheetah: I'll take Gohan

Piccolo: (mumbles to self about reading these pathetic questions) who defeated Frieza?

Gohan: The one who finally destroyed Frieza was Miari Trunks

Cheetah: I agree

Piccolo: That's the right answer

Stephanie: Vegeta for the block

Piccolo: How many level are there of a Super Saiyan?

Vegeta: That's simple there are four levels of a Super Saiyan. Now I'm leaving this baka game to train (tries to leave but is blocked by invisible, Saiyan proof, force field)

Author: Sorry Veggie but you're stuck here until the game is over. If you have a problem with that I can simply take one of my fanfics that I'm currently working on and make your life a living hell, so I suggest you think very carefully before making another move.

(Vegeta mumbles to himself as he sits back down)

Goku: You made the author mad that wasn't a good idea

Vegeta: Shut up Kakarot

Stephanie: Before all of that stuff happened I agree with the answer Vegeta gave

Piccolo: That is correct

Cheetah: Krillen for the block

Piccolo: What does the word Kame that's painted on Master Roshi's house mean?

Krillen: It means turtle

Cheetah: I agree

Piccolo: Yes it means turtle

Stephanie: I'll take Miari Trunks then

Piccolo: Yes the last question and then we can leave this hell hole (sees author glaring at him) I mean I wish there were more questions so we could continue playing, oh well. Here's your question, who invented the time machine?

Miari Trunks: My mother Bulma Briefs (smiles over at his mother who gives him a thumbs up sign)

Stephanie: I agree

Piccolo: That's correct and since there are no more panelists to choose from Stephanie is our winner with the most squares

(Stephanie squeals with delight and runs over to where Miari Trunks is and clings to him like a leech)

Piccolo: Well that's it for DBZ Squares I'm your host Piccolo and I hope there won't be another game like this tomorrow

(Panelists wave good-bye while Miari Trunks is being dragged away by the obsessed teenaged girl to what ever horror awaits them)

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