Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ DBZ Surveys ❯ Goku's Survey ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Jesscheaux 
So, Vegeta has just sent his survey to Goku. Will it annoy the heck out of him? Or will he just enjoy it......
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So, Vegeta has just sent his survey to Goku. Will it annoy the heck out of him? Or will he just enjoy it......
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.07.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 596 | Status: Completed
DBZ Surveys-chapter 2
Written by: Jesscheaux
Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT or any of the characters. I did not make up the
survey questions either.
Author's notes: So, Vegeta has just sent his survey to Goku. Will it annoy the heck out of him? Or will he
just enjoy it......
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Son Goku had just finished stuffing his face with mounds of food from his morning breakfast and he sat back
with a contented sigh. "Thanks, Chi-chi, that was GREAT!"
Chi-chi smiled at him, "You're welcome, Goku. Do you want seconds now?"
"OH YEAH!" Goku exclaimed with joy and dug in again. *munch munch munch* a few seconds later, the table covered
with food was empty...again.
The Saiyan was then finished with breakfast and a light bulb appeared over his head: "HEY! I gotta go check my
e-mail!"
"Goku--wait! COME BACK HERE AND HELP ME WITH THESE DISHES!" Chi-chi screamed as she held a dirty frying pan up
in the air, but it was too late, the happy-go-lucky Saiyan had already vanished into the next room.
Click: the computer came on and Goku logged in at "Imamoron.com" He typed in his password **** (hmmm, what could
it be? food perhaps? nah.....)
He had one new message: "HEY! It's from my best friend Vegeta! Fwd Fd. Survey.... hmmm." He opened it up and
cracked up laughing as he read all of Vegeta's answers. "He is TOO funny! Pretending he doesn't like me....
silly guy. I'm going to fill it out now:
1. What time is it: 9:45am; the best time of day for eating!
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Wow, hmm I wonder if I have one? Well, my original planet
was destroyed....so I don't think I have one but my name is Son Goku! My best friend Vegeta calls me Kakarott
though, that's my Saiyan name. *peace sign*
3. Favorite Nickname: Hmmm, I guess it would be Son, Son-kun, and even Kakarott!
4. Parents names: I didn't know either of my parents but my Dad's name is Bardock, General of the Saiyan
elite army. I don't know my mom and my Grandpa's name was Gohan.
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: Did you say CAKE?! YUMMMMM! My favorite kind of
cake is double-chocolate with rainbow sprinkles on top. OH wait, that wasn't the question, huh? *scratches head*
well, I'd have to say that I had like 30 candles on my cake *shrugs* I think so anyway, go ask Chi-chi.
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: Uh....... Ask Chi-chi, I forget
7. Pets: Chi-chi won't let us have any, but we kind've have this one purple dragon named Icarus, he's been Gohan's
friend since he was a kid and he comes to visit alot.
8. Height: I dunno, I don't bother to measure myself :)
9. Eye color: Black
10. Hair color: Black
11. Piercing: Piercing? Like the kind you use NEEDLES for?!! NO WAY! KEEP THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME!
12. Tattoos: NEEDLES AGAIN?!!!! NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!! Krillin tried to get me to get matching tattoos with Master
Roshi's symbol on them, but I saw the *shudders* N-n-needles... and I ran away screaming.....
13. How much do you love your job: Awww geez, did Chi-chi put you up to this? I don't have a job and she's mad
at me about that, but I don't need one because I keep winning the Tenckaichi Boudakai..... *chi-chi's voice* GOKU!
YOU NEED A REAL JOB YOU KARATE BUM!!!!!
14. Birthplace: Planet Vegeta....but I don't remember it at all
16. Current residence: A nice round yellow house in the mountains of the 43rd quadrant.
17. Best vacation spot: Well gee, that's a tie. Planet Yardrat was really nice....but so was Planet Namek! I
can't decide!
18. Wanna go to: I always wanted to go to Planet Spectrum (hahaha, I HAD to put something related to my story!)
19. Been toilet-papering: What? Where did you hear that? Nooooo, I never rolled Capsule Corp. Nope, not even
on March 2nd three weeks ago, especially not that date. I mean, what would Vegeta say?
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: I love alot of people, but I've never cried...I just don't need to.
21. Been in a car crash: *laughs with head behind hands* Hehehe, yeah, when I was taking driving lessons to
get my license and I crashed like 6 cars and they almost kicked me out....but then me and Piccolo saved
a bunch of people so they weren't TOO mad.
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Vegeta, why didn't you answer this? This is a GREAT question! Let's see, I think
that both Croutons and Bacon Bits are the best, I like to mix them together!
23. 2-door or 4-door: Hmmmm, well I have a 4-door right now so that more people can fit
24. Coffee or ice cream: BOTH!!! Especially mixed together or Coffee-flavored ice cream
25. Blanket or stuffed animal: Stuffed animal; my teddy bear named Little Vegeta
26. Dumper or Dumpee: Huh?
27. Salad Dressing: SALAD DRESSING IS GREAT! I love Italian, Caesar, Caesar Italian, Ranch, Honey Ranch,
Thousand Island, Vinegrette.... *keeps naming all the dressings*
28. Color of socks: All my socks are blue!
29. Favorite number: my favorite # is 5 because Vegeta says that's my true age *anime smile*
30. Favorite movie: Rush Hour
31. Favorite holiday: It's a tie between Christmas and Thanksgiving....they both have so much food! Hmmm
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Thanksgiving... but you DO get presents on Christmas.....SO CHRISTMAS IT IS!
32. Favorite food: SESAME CHICKEN! the more the better! And just about every other food in the universe
33. CD at the moment: The Spongebob Squarepants CD (Are ya ready kids? OK!!)
34. Favorite TV show: Dragonball Z (Look Vegeta! We have something in common!)
35. Toothpaste: Mmmmmm the Scooby-doo bubblegum flavored one that me and Gohan have
36. Most recently read book: What's a book?
38. Least favorite things: Mean villains who try to take over the world, a food shortage *gasp of horror*, Bulma's
cooking, Chi-chi's frying pan, Chi-chi making Gohan study, my mean big brother, Frieza, Cell, and Bebidi Babadi Buu
39. Favorite interests: EATING! and eating and eating and eating. Did I mention eating? Oh yeah, and I LOVE FIGHING!
and training, my sons are really cool, and Vegeta is my bestest buddy *Chi-chi looks over his shoulder* WHAT?! I'm not
one of your favorite things?! *Goku sweatdrops* Oh yes, and my lovely Wife Chi-chi. *she puts down the frying pan she
was holding over his head*
40. Favorite fast Food: McDonald's-Wendy's-KFC-Taco Bell-Domino's-BurgerKing-Subway...awwww ALL OF 'EM!
41. When was your last hospital visit? Hmm, that one time that I got beat up really bad and was in a full body
cast for like a day, the Drs thought it was weird when I walked out of bed the next day. Yep, me Gohan and Krillin
were all in the hospital.
42. What color is your bedroom: Uh...hang on a second *screams* CHI-CHI!!!!!! Chi-chi: *annoyed* WHAT IS IT GOKU?
Goku: WHAT COLOR IS OUR BEDROOM?! Chi-chi: Oy vey..... GOKU, IT'S WHITE Goku: THANKS!!! Ok, it's white.
43. Favorite color: Orange and Blue like my fighing gi
44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: uh.....I lost count at 256 but hey! Piccolo's not
any better and he doesn't have his license either :P
45. Best accomplishments: Saving the world a whole bunch, becoming the Legendary Super Saiyan, training Gohan,
winning lots of Tenchkaichi Boudakai's, and winning last year's eating contest!
46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: I'll probably be dead again *sweatdrop*
47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: My bestest buddy, Vegeta!
48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: SUPER WAL-MART! Think of all the food.....
49. What do you do most often when you are bored: I eat
50. What words or phrases do you overuse: I never really thought about it......uh......hmm.... can I say: PEANUTS?
52. Bedtime: Whenever I get tired from training and fighting
53. Who will respond to this fastest: Well, I'm going to send this to Piccolo and Krillin (and Vegeta) and I don't
know which one of them will do it first... whoever checks their e-mail first and I don't know that!
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Vegeta, because he already sent me his and
BOY DID I LOVE IT! IT WAS SOOOO MUCH FUN!
Goku was grinning like mad as he finished and typed in Krillin and Piccolo and Vegeta's e-mail addresses
(Bald_Warrior@shortys.com; the_green_guy@DBZmail.com, and Prince_of_all_Saiyans@Vegetarulz.com)
"I'll have to thank Vegeta for sending this to me! It was really cool!" the happy-go-lucky warrior said to himself.
"I can't wait to see what Krillin and Piccolo write!" and with that, he was off to train for the day.
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YAY! Goku filled it out! Hehe, what did you think? And who will respond next? Krillin or Piccolo? Find out next time on:
DBZ Surveys Ja ne!
Be kind, review ^.^
Written by: Jesscheaux
Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT or any of the characters. I did not make up the
survey questions either.
Author's notes: So, Vegeta has just sent his survey to Goku. Will it annoy the heck out of him? Or will he
just enjoy it......
______________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________
Son Goku had just finished stuffing his face with mounds of food from his morning breakfast and he sat back
with a contented sigh. "Thanks, Chi-chi, that was GREAT!"
Chi-chi smiled at him, "You're welcome, Goku. Do you want seconds now?"
"OH YEAH!" Goku exclaimed with joy and dug in again. *munch munch munch* a few seconds later, the table covered
with food was empty...again.
The Saiyan was then finished with breakfast and a light bulb appeared over his head: "HEY! I gotta go check my
e-mail!"
"Goku--wait! COME BACK HERE AND HELP ME WITH THESE DISHES!" Chi-chi screamed as she held a dirty frying pan up
in the air, but it was too late, the happy-go-lucky Saiyan had already vanished into the next room.
Click: the computer came on and Goku logged in at "Imamoron.com" He typed in his password **** (hmmm, what could
it be? food perhaps? nah.....)
He had one new message: "HEY! It's from my best friend Vegeta! Fwd Fd. Survey.... hmmm." He opened it up and
cracked up laughing as he read all of Vegeta's answers. "He is TOO funny! Pretending he doesn't like me....
silly guy. I'm going to fill it out now:
1. What time is it: 9:45am; the best time of day for eating!
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Wow, hmm I wonder if I have one? Well, my original planet
was destroyed....so I don't think I have one but my name is Son Goku! My best friend Vegeta calls me Kakarott
though, that's my Saiyan name. *peace sign*
3. Favorite Nickname: Hmmm, I guess it would be Son, Son-kun, and even Kakarott!
4. Parents names: I didn't know either of my parents but my Dad's name is Bardock, General of the Saiyan
elite army. I don't know my mom and my Grandpa's name was Gohan.
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: Did you say CAKE?! YUMMMMM! My favorite kind of
cake is double-chocolate with rainbow sprinkles on top. OH wait, that wasn't the question, huh? *scratches head*
well, I'd have to say that I had like 30 candles on my cake *shrugs* I think so anyway, go ask Chi-chi.
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: Uh....... Ask Chi-chi, I forget
7. Pets: Chi-chi won't let us have any, but we kind've have this one purple dragon named Icarus, he's been Gohan's
friend since he was a kid and he comes to visit alot.
8. Height: I dunno, I don't bother to measure myself :)
9. Eye color: Black
10. Hair color: Black
11. Piercing: Piercing? Like the kind you use NEEDLES for?!! NO WAY! KEEP THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME!
12. Tattoos: NEEDLES AGAIN?!!!! NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!! Krillin tried to get me to get matching tattoos with Master
Roshi's symbol on them, but I saw the *shudders* N-n-needles... and I ran away screaming.....
13. How much do you love your job: Awww geez, did Chi-chi put you up to this? I don't have a job and she's mad
at me about that, but I don't need one because I keep winning the Tenckaichi Boudakai..... *chi-chi's voice* GOKU!
YOU NEED A REAL JOB YOU KARATE BUM!!!!!
14. Birthplace: Planet Vegeta....but I don't remember it at all
16. Current residence: A nice round yellow house in the mountains of the 43rd quadrant.
17. Best vacation spot: Well gee, that's a tie. Planet Yardrat was really nice....but so was Planet Namek! I
can't decide!
18. Wanna go to: I always wanted to go to Planet Spectrum (hahaha, I HAD to put something related to my story!)
19. Been toilet-papering: What? Where did you hear that? Nooooo, I never rolled Capsule Corp. Nope, not even
on March 2nd three weeks ago, especially not that date. I mean, what would Vegeta say?
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: I love alot of people, but I've never cried...I just don't need to.
21. Been in a car crash: *laughs with head behind hands* Hehehe, yeah, when I was taking driving lessons to
get my license and I crashed like 6 cars and they almost kicked me out....but then me and Piccolo saved
a bunch of people so they weren't TOO mad.
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Vegeta, why didn't you answer this? This is a GREAT question! Let's see, I think
that both Croutons and Bacon Bits are the best, I like to mix them together!
23. 2-door or 4-door: Hmmmm, well I have a 4-door right now so that more people can fit
24. Coffee or ice cream: BOTH!!! Especially mixed together or Coffee-flavored ice cream
25. Blanket or stuffed animal: Stuffed animal; my teddy bear named Little Vegeta
26. Dumper or Dumpee: Huh?
27. Salad Dressing: SALAD DRESSING IS GREAT! I love Italian, Caesar, Caesar Italian, Ranch, Honey Ranch,
Thousand Island, Vinegrette.... *keeps naming all the dressings*
28. Color of socks: All my socks are blue!
29. Favorite number: my favorite # is 5 because Vegeta says that's my true age *anime smile*
30. Favorite movie: Rush Hour
31. Favorite holiday: It's a tie between Christmas and Thanksgiving....they both have so much food! Hmmm
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Thanksgiving... but you DO get presents on Christmas.....SO CHRISTMAS IT IS!
32. Favorite food: SESAME CHICKEN! the more the better! And just about every other food in the universe
33. CD at the moment: The Spongebob Squarepants CD (Are ya ready kids? OK!!)
34. Favorite TV show: Dragonball Z (Look Vegeta! We have something in common!)
35. Toothpaste: Mmmmmm the Scooby-doo bubblegum flavored one that me and Gohan have
36. Most recently read book: What's a book?
38. Least favorite things: Mean villains who try to take over the world, a food shortage *gasp of horror*, Bulma's
cooking, Chi-chi's frying pan, Chi-chi making Gohan study, my mean big brother, Frieza, Cell, and Bebidi Babadi Buu
39. Favorite interests: EATING! and eating and eating and eating. Did I mention eating? Oh yeah, and I LOVE FIGHING!
and training, my sons are really cool, and Vegeta is my bestest buddy *Chi-chi looks over his shoulder* WHAT?! I'm not
one of your favorite things?! *Goku sweatdrops* Oh yes, and my lovely Wife Chi-chi. *she puts down the frying pan she
was holding over his head*
40. Favorite fast Food: McDonald's-Wendy's-KFC-Taco Bell-Domino's-BurgerKing-Subway...awwww ALL OF 'EM!
41. When was your last hospital visit? Hmm, that one time that I got beat up really bad and was in a full body
cast for like a day, the Drs thought it was weird when I walked out of bed the next day. Yep, me Gohan and Krillin
were all in the hospital.
42. What color is your bedroom: Uh...hang on a second *screams* CHI-CHI!!!!!! Chi-chi: *annoyed* WHAT IS IT GOKU?
Goku: WHAT COLOR IS OUR BEDROOM?! Chi-chi: Oy vey..... GOKU, IT'S WHITE Goku: THANKS!!! Ok, it's white.
43. Favorite color: Orange and Blue like my fighing gi
44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: uh.....I lost count at 256 but hey! Piccolo's not
any better and he doesn't have his license either :P
45. Best accomplishments: Saving the world a whole bunch, becoming the Legendary Super Saiyan, training Gohan,
winning lots of Tenchkaichi Boudakai's, and winning last year's eating contest!
46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: I'll probably be dead again *sweatdrop*
47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: My bestest buddy, Vegeta!
48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: SUPER WAL-MART! Think of all the food.....
49. What do you do most often when you are bored: I eat
50. What words or phrases do you overuse: I never really thought about it......uh......hmm.... can I say: PEANUTS?
52. Bedtime: Whenever I get tired from training and fighting
53. Who will respond to this fastest: Well, I'm going to send this to Piccolo and Krillin (and Vegeta) and I don't
know which one of them will do it first... whoever checks their e-mail first and I don't know that!
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Vegeta, because he already sent me his and
BOY DID I LOVE IT! IT WAS SOOOO MUCH FUN!
Goku was grinning like mad as he finished and typed in Krillin and Piccolo and Vegeta's e-mail addresses
(Bald_Warrior@shortys.com; the_green_guy@DBZmail.com, and Prince_of_all_Saiyans@Vegetarulz.com)
"I'll have to thank Vegeta for sending this to me! It was really cool!" the happy-go-lucky warrior said to himself.
"I can't wait to see what Krillin and Piccolo write!" and with that, he was off to train for the day.
__________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________
YAY! Goku filled it out! Hehe, what did you think? And who will respond next? Krillin or Piccolo? Find out next time on:
DBZ Surveys Ja ne!
Be kind, review ^.^