Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ DBZ Surveys ❯ Gohan and Yamcha's surveys ( Chapter 4 )

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DBZ Surveys-Chapter 4

Written by: Jesscheaux

Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT or any of the characters. I also did not make up
any of the survey questions.

Author's notes: WE ARE ON A ROLL!!!!! Gohan and Yamcha receive their surveys...how will they respond? And
who will they send them to? I see an evil green bug-like guy in the future.... READ ON:
(also this is teenage Gohan, but the story is changed a bit because Goku is alive)
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Back at the Son family home, Goku had gone out for the day to train. Gohan wanted to go with him but Chi-chi
scolded him and told him he HAD to study today. How else would he get into a good college and earn a Ph. D?

Gohan sighed as he stared at his history book and tried to concentrate. No use. What he REALLY wanted to do
was surf the internet. Gohan got and idea and grinned fiendishly as he thought of a way that his evil mother
would let him on the internet.

"Hey Mom!" he yelled into the kitchen.

"Yes son?" answered Chi-chi.

"I'm going to use the internet to do some research, so I'll be in the den if you need me."

"Ok, Gohan." Chi-chi said and then grinned to herself. (My Gohan is becoming so mature. Always studying.)

Gohan then plopped down into the computer chair and checked his e-mail (Cell_destroyer@toomuchstudying.com)
He had to keep himself from bursting out into hysterical laughter because he had fooled his mom into thinking
he was studying but he was actually GOOFING OFF!

In his inbox, Gohan discovered the survey that everyone had been filling out lately and read through Piccolo's
and cracked up laughing several times.

Chi-chi wondered what he could be researching that was so funny. She shrugged and then continued cooking the huge
feast for that day's lunch.

Gohan was so amused that he HAD to fill the survey out himself:



1. What time is it: 12:26pm

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Son Gohan

3. Favorite Nickname: awwwww man, Nobody gives me any good nicknames. Mostly they call me 'nerd-boy' dweeb, pansy,
and Vegeta calls me brat, but I prefer to be called "The Great Saiyaman" *does a bunch of weird-o Saiyaman moves*

4. Parents names: Son Goku and Son Chi-chi

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 17

6. Date that you regularly blow them out: April 15, I think....

7. Pets: Don't tell my mom, but Icarus and I have been hanging out forever, even when she forbid me to *snicker*
Oh yeah, and can my little brother be considered a pet? (hehe, love ya Goten!)

8. Height: 6 feet, almost taller than my dad!

9. Eye color: Black

10. Hair color: Black, and that's about the only thing Vegeta thinks is good about me. He says I have the
characteristics of a true Saiyan, even if I am a 'halfling brat'

11. Piercing: Are you kidding?!!! My mom would KILL me!

12. Tattoos: I agree with Piccolo, tattoos are for punks

13. How much do you love your job: No job, unless you consider saving the world one *grins sheepishly*
*he says it out loud and Chi-chi screams to him* GOHAN! What are you doing? Is this part of your research?
And don't be ridiculous, saving the world is NOT a job! Just look at your father! *Gohan sweatdrops*

14. Birthplace: Planet Earth

16. Current residence: In the mountainous region of the 43rd quadrant. FARRRRRRR away from Satan city so that
I would have a 5 hour drive to school if I couldn't fly!

17. Best vacation spot: Huh? You actually think I get a vacation? NO WAY! Between all the studying, crime-fighting
and saving the world, there's just no time!

18. Wanna go to: I'd love to go to Hawaii, but the closest I ever get is Kame House on Master Roshi's island

19. Been toilet-papering: Don't tell me Vegeta knows?! HEAVEN HELP US!

20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: Yeah, I missed my dad so much when he died......both times and when
Piccolo sacrificed himself to save me...

21. Been in a car crash: Nah, the nimbus never crashes (but Dad sure does...hehehe)

22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: BOTH!

23. 2-door or 4-door: Door? Around here the only door is a broken one.... Saiyans don't need 'em!

24. Coffee or ice cream: My mom won't let me have either *mutters* geez, you think a guy that saved the world
could at least have some ice cream but NOooooo and sure let GOTEN have some but not ME the GREAT SAIYAMAN!

25. Blanket or stuffed animal: WHO TOLD YOU?! Geez, no privacy.... Piccolo is going to get it

26. Dumper or Dumpee: Come again?

27. Salad Dressing: I like all kinds

28. Color of socks: Black

29. Favorite number: Please, I don't want to talk about numbers! I've had enough of them..

30. Favorite movie: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (A/N: They're green like Piccolo and they fight like the Z warriors!)

31. Favorite holiday: Christmas! All the Sons love Christmas, well maybe not mom because she has to do all
the cooking.

32. Favorite food: Is there such a thing?! I could never pick any one food! Besides, my mom's cooking is the best!

33. CD at the moment: Goo Goo Dolls "Gutter Flower" (A/N: doesn't that seem like the type of thing Gohan would like?
I mean, "here is gone' could be him and Videl's song ^-^)

34. Favorite TV show: Ripley's believe it or not

35. Toothpaste: Scooby Doo bubblegum....HEY! I didn't pick it out....it's um....Goten's! yeah!

36. Most recently read book: My "History of Chikyuu" book, man it's long!

38. Least favorite things: Studying incessantly, my Uncle Radditz, Cell, long drawnout battles, Hercule taking
the credit for beating Cell, Videl being mad at me, Garlic Jr, Nappa, cameras, people making fun of my Saiyaman
outfit, when my mom won't let me train or see Piccolo, and my English teacher Mr. Pronun.

39. Favorite interests: Training with Piccolo! Also training with Goten and my Dad, spending time with my friends
at school, spending time especially with Videl *blushes*, being the Great Saiyaman,

40. Favorite fast Food: Well, all food is eaten fast over here :)

41. When was your last hospital visit? Hmmm, well it wasn't because I was in the hospital, but Videl sorta was
and I went to see her and bring her a senzu.

42. What color is your bedroom: er...good question

43. Favorite color: Green

44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: I haven't taken it yet, but I'm sure my mom will
make me soon. Either that or forbid me to.

45. Best accomplishments: Most definetly destroying Cell. My dad was so proud!

46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Gosh, *rubs head* I guess I'll have a Ph D and be some kind of
scholar. Who knows, maybe I'll be married with a family *blushes*

47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: My sensei Piccolo (Piccolo-san DAI DAI DAI
DAI DAI-------SUKI!!!)

48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: Barnes and Noble

49. What do you do most often when you are bored: I'm not allowed to be bored! I study and train and go to school,
save the world...*whew*

50. What words or phrases do you overuse: Uh, Hey Videl, and Piccolo-san Daisuki

52. Bedtime: *sigh* ok yeah, I do have one. it's 10:30 pm..

53. Who will respond to this fastest: I'm going to send it to Cell because I want to see what he'll say and besides
he must be really bored down in HFIL. But that's good for him anyway! He deserves to be down there!

54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Piccolo because he already filled it out.
*snicker snicker*


Gohan grinned as he finished the survey and then typed in Cell's e-mail addy (Perfect@HFIL.com) and Piccolo's
(the_green_guy@DBZmail.com) and sent the message.

"*sigh* I guess it's time to get back to some REAL studying before mom finds out......"





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In his capsule house down at Capsule Corp, Yamcha was vegging out on the cough. He took another sip of his soda and
flipped the channel. Puar was at the computer chatting with Oolong on AOL instant messenger. She laughed at something
he said and Yamcha turned his head. (A/N: For all you bakas that still think Puar is a guy, YOU'RE WRONG! Puar is a
girl and if you don't believe me look it up on the DBZ offical website or watch Dragonball, they call Puar a 'she'
and a 'her' several times)

"Hey Puar, what are you doing?" Yamcha asked his floating cat friend.

"OH! I'm chatting with Oolong, but I'm about to get off. Do you want to get on the net?" Puar answered.

"Yeah, I would. I haven't checked my e-mail in awhile, I want to see if I got any new messages."

"Ok, I'm almost done." and Puar typed in a 'goodbye' message to Oolong and then floated away from the computer.
"It's all yours Yamcha." she said.

Yamcha went and sat down and surfed to his website that he had created (IhateVegeta.com) and he had his own e-mail
service going (A/N: Poor Yamcha, he had alot of time on his hands) he typed in his name (Scarface@IhateVegeta.com) and
password and then saw they he had one new message: "Fwd. fd. fwd. Fd. Survey"

"Dude, how many times did they forward this. Oh, it's from Krillin! Wonder what it says." Yamcha read it and burst out
laughing at some of Krillin's responses to the questions. "Oh man, I GOTTA do this!" :




1. What time is it: 1:09pm

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Yamcha DimSum (A/N: BWAHAHA! For those of you who don't know the
word Yamcha--or Yamucha--translates from japanese into 'dim sum' so I thought I would make that his last name)

3. Favorite Nickname: Man, I hate nicknames! Bulma used to call me Yammy, blech!

4. Parents names: Good question...

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 34, man I'm getting old!

6. Date that you regularly blow them out: March 10

7. Pets: Well, my best friend is a floating blue cat, but I never considered her a pet.

8. Height: 5'11"

9. Eye color: Black

10. Hair color: Black

11. Piercing: Nope, don't have any!

12. Tattoos: No tattoos, but I do have scars and they probably hurt as much as getting a tattoo would. Scars
are cooler though because you get them from battles and not just because 'you want to'

13. How much do you love your job: Aargh! I'm jobless.... I used to be a desert bandit, but I gave that up
after I met Goku, and I used to be a baseball player too but right now I don't have a job.

14. Birthplace: Planet Earth, somewhere in a desert

16. Current residence: In my own little capsule house right next to Capsule Corp.

17. Best vacation spot: What's wrong with Satan City?

18. Wanna go to: Cancun, Mexico; it sounds like a cool place

19. Been toilet-papering: That's it, we gotta get Goku for telling on us! Rolling Capsule Corp was SUPPOSED
to be a secret! But it was worth it, just to see the look on Vegeta's face *busts out laughing*

20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: *growl* thanks for reminding me! Bulma.....

21. Been in a car crash: Yeah, quite a few in fact, like that one time I was driving through the desert behind
Bulma's RV thing and then some kind of bomb went off and POW! metal and all of us went flying everywhere.

22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: I don't care as long as they're edible

23. 2-door or 4-door: How about a no door?

24. Coffee or ice cream: Ice cream

25. Blanket or stuffed animal: hehehe, nope

26. Dumper or Dumpee: Well, it seems I'm always the dumpee but I wouldn't want to be the dumper either!

27. Salad Dressing: Ranch

28. Color of socks: White, they're easier to get clean

29. Favorite number: 7, but it never brought me any luck :(

30. Favorite movie: Romeo Must Die!

31. Favorite holiday: Canadian Boxing Day *laughs* well, I had to be different! Everybody else said Christmas!

32. Favorite food: fried rice

33. CD at the moment: Linkin Park "Hybrid Theory"

34. Favorite TV show: Cowboy Bebop

35. Toothpaste: Colgate Total

36. Most recently read book: one of the "for dummies' series

38. Least favorite things: VEGETA! enough said.....

39. Favorite interests: playing baseball, stealing (HAHA! JUST KIDDING! I stopped that a long time ago), training, and
hanging out with my buddies.

40. Favorite fast Food: Burger King, *sings* have it have it your way, at BK....YOU GOT IT!

41. When was your last hospital visit? Hmmm, well there was that one time when Vegeta and I were sparring
(big mistake!) and I had to go to the Capsule Corp emergency room....

42. What color is your bedroom: Yellow

43. Favorite color: Red

44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: Ok ok, so I failed it once! But the next time I took
it I passed :P

45. Best accomplishments: Come to think of it, are there any?

46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: In the same place I am now

47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: My buddy Krillin

48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: Suncoast Video, or Oshmans (A/N: Oshman's
is, or should I say WAS a sporting good store but most of them went out of business)

49. What do you do most often when you are bored: Watch TV, surf the net, train with Puar or Tien

50. What words or phrases do you overuse: Dude, AAGH!, and sweet

52. Bedtime: After the Tonight Show

53. Who will respond to this fastest: Tien, I'm sure he'll get a kick out of this

54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Krillin, because he already did it

(A/N: I have absolutely nothing against Yamcha and I love the guy to death! I'm trying to think of what he
actually would say and if you think of something better for one of the answers, let me know and I might change it)

"Well, done with that!" said Yamcha as he sent it to Tien and back to Krillin (TripleEye@chaoutzu.com and
Bald_warrior@shortys.com) and then looked at his watch. "Oh man, Oprah is almost on!" and he went back to
watch TV.
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