Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragonball MSN ❯ Pot Roast and Mensies ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
The following takes place in a secret friends-only MSN chat room.
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Pot Roast and Mensies

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The Gewd Gie says:
Could you just walk me through this, I just don’t think I can handle it…

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Well, what are you getting the recipe from?

The Gewd Gie says:
A sticky note.

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
What?

The Gewd Gie says:
Chichi left it.

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Alright, tell me what it says?

The Gewd Gie says:
It says “Before putting in the roast, insert numerous ,varied in depth, two inch cuts along its back, upon which squeeze two lemons. Let marinate”
Why is this so hard for me?!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
No.no.no. That’s all wrong. You do not squeeze the lemons.

The Gewd Gie says:
You don’t?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
No, you slice them and cook them in with the roast.

The Gewd Gie says:
Huh. no kidding…

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Maximizes the flavor.

AngelKiss has been added to the conversation

The Gewd Gie says:
Hey, Tien! ^_^

AngelKiss says:
Hey, Goku! ^_^

The Gewd Gie says:
Alright, I’m gonna go try this! I’ll be right back!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Hello, Tien.

AngelKiss says:
Hey, Piccolo! ^_^

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
What brings you here today?

AngelKiss says:
I’ve come to say goodbye!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Where are you going?

AngelKiss says:
I’m going to be on the reality show, Survivor!!!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
o.o

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
…But what are you going to do about the…

AngelKiss says:
…Hm? The what? What are you talking about, Piccolo?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Never mind. Congratulations.

AngelKiss says:
Thank you! ^_^

I want to die has been added to the conversation

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Hello, Krillin.

I want to die says:
-_- Hn.

AngelKiss says:
Hey, Krillin! long time no see! Guess what?! ^_^

I want to die says:
Don’t talk to me.

AngelKiss says:
o.o

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
It’s alright, Tien, don’t worry about it. Good luck with the show.

AngelKiss says:
…Alright. Say goodbye to Goku for me! See ya guys! ^_^

AngelKiss may not reply as his/her status has been set to offline.

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Krillin, go outside and take a breath, alright. You can come back in when you feel you can interact nicely with the adults.

I want to die says:
-_- Fine.

I want to die may not reply as his/her status has been set to offline.

I do Androids has been added to the conversation.

I do Androids says:
Hey, guys!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
o.o Yamcha?

The Gewd Gie says:
Hey Yamcha! ^_^

I do Androids says:
What’s go’en on? What’d I miss?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Tien just stopped by to tell us he’ll be going on Survivor.

I do Androids says:
Really?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Yes.

I do Androids says:
o.o …But… how’s he gonna cover up the…

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
No idea.

The Gewd Gie says:
Hey, wait guys! can you hold on a sec, I think the steamed vegetables are done!

The Gewd Gie may not respond as his/her status has been set to offline

I do Androids says:
o.O

I do Androids says:
What’s with him?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Chichi’s having some friends over for dinner. She feels she needs to impress.

I do Androids says:
Then why’s she letting Goku near the kitchen?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
She’s busy with the entertainment, I assume.

I do Androids says:
Entertainment?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
She’s having the entire community theater in her back yard to perform Hamlet.

I do Androids says:
…Oh.

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Yamcha, can I ask you something?

I do Androids says:
Shoot, bro.

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Why did you pick that screen name?

I do Androids says:
Huh?

I want to die has been added to the conversation

I do Androids says:
Hey Krillin, what’s kickin‘?

I want to die says:
o.o

I do Androids says:
…Krillin? You ok there bro?

I want to die says:
Oh, that’s hilarious -_-

I do Androids says:
Excuse me?

I want to die says:
I bet you think you’re funny with that.

I do Androids says:
What are you going on about?

I want to die says:
Oh, don’t act like you don’t know!

I do Androids says:
Know what?

I want to die says:
-_- … never mind-Just never mind. Forget I brought it up.

I do Androids says:
o.O alright. So, anybody catch the game last night?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Raiders?

I do Androids says:
Hell yeah!!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Oh that was some brutal TV right there.

I do Androids says:
Mmm’hm! Warms me right to my bones ^_^

I want to die says:
>_< YOUR NAME! YOUR SCREEN NAME DAMMIT! How could you be so insensitive?!!!

I do Androids says:
What about my screen name, Krillin?

I want to die says:
Is this a joke? Is that what you think this is! What, my failed marriage is one big laugh to you?!!

I do Androids says:
Failed marriage?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
His marriage is failed.

I do Androids says:
Oh. That sucks.

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Yes, yes it does.

I want to die says:
And here you come, with your funny little screen name!
“Let’s all have a laugh at Krillin! Yes, let’s kick him while he’s down!”

Thu Gewd Gie has been added to the conversation

I want to die says:
This is all just on big game to you all, isn’t it?!!

The Gewd Gie says:
Hey guys! Hey, Krillin ^_^ How’s 18?

I want to die says:
AUGH!

I want to die may not reply as his/her status is set to offline.

The Gewd Gie says:
o.o… something I said?

I do Androids says:
Well, then. Looks like somebody’s having their mensies.

The Gewd Gie says:
Chichi says her mensies only come once a month. I think this is a lie… I think they never stop coming o.o …

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Why did you do that?

I do Androids says:
I’m not entirely sure I did anything at all.

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
>I do Androids <

I do Androids says:
I don’t understand what all the fuss is about my screen name!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
So, you just thought it up out of nowhere, did you?

I do Androids says:
…No.

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Where did you get it?

I do Androids says:
Vegeta.

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
What?

I do Androids says:
Said he’d pay my cable bill for a month if I used it.
What? Something wrong?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
-.-

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JCA Saiyan- Thank you :} and i assure you all the fun poked at Vegeta is purely affectionate as he is my favorite ^_^. And ny the sounds of it, he is yours as well, huh? ;)
Most people just don't take the time to understant him, due to his rough exterior. But we know, don't we. He's hurting on the inside ;)
Thanks for the review!

Animeheart- Yes, Goku is dumb, but that is why we love him...or why we tolorate him anyway -.-
Thanks for the review!

DPFan4Ever- lol. You excesive use of Caps Lock makes me smiley :}
So glad you liked it so far, and luckily for you, i'm one of those peeps who updates quickly...or maybe it's because a blind befuddled monkey could write this fic...o_o
Anywho! thanks so much for the review! ^_^