Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragonball MSN ❯ The Duel ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
The following takes place in a secret friends-only MSN chatroom.

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The Duel

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The Gewd Gie has been added to the conversation.

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
HAZZAH!

Guinevere Avenger! says:
If yer think’en that’s the end o’ me you better think again, kid!

Guinevere Avenger! says:
:fwooshes up behind you and blasts you to the ground:

Thu Gewd Gie says:
Hey, guys! ^_^

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Fwoosh? What is fwoosh?

Guinevere Avenger! says:
You know, that weird disappeary/reappearedy thing that you guys always do when yer fighting.

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
There’s no disappearing involved, we’re just going really fast.

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Well whatever the hell it is! I’ve done it and yer now makin’ out with the pavement!!

Thu Gewd Gie says:
Hey, what are you guys doing?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
We’re cyber-battling ^_^

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Cyber-kickin’ yer ass!!!

Thu Gewd Gie says:
Hey Yajirobi, Chichi wants to know if you’ll be coming over tonight. We’re having beans.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Keep yer beans, man! Don’t ya see there’re greater forces at work here!!

Thu Gewd Gie says:
o.O

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
I accidentally stepped on one of Yaji’s china figurines.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Oh you knew wat you were doin‘!

Thu Gewd Gie says:
Yajirobi has figurines?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Yeah. Don’t bother, I already got into it with him. He say’s his family has been collecting them for generations and generations.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
My family’s been collectin’ ‘em fer generations and generations!!

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
See.

Thu Gewd Gie says:
o.o

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
So anyway, he got pissed now he’s challenged me to a duel.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
I’ve got my honor to defend!!

Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh, cool! can I play?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Sure ^-^

Guinevere Avenger! says:
No you can’t play! This is serious business!

Thu Gewd Gie says:
Ok, so I wanna blast you with an energy wave! ^-^

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Blast us man! =D

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Get out!

Thu Gewd Gie says:
Are you ready?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Yeah! =D

Thu Gewd Gie says:
Kaaah Meeeeh….

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Goku you idiot! This is none o’ yer business!

Thu Gewd Gie says:
Haaahh Meeeh…

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
=D

Thu Gewd Gie says:
H

Thu Gewd Gie may not reply as his/her status has been set to offline



Guinevere Avenger! says:
o.o

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
o.o

Guinevere Avenger! says:
-.- serves him right.

YamCha-Cha has been added to the conversation.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Now, are you ready to get this on or what!

YamCha-Cha says:
Sup guys! =P What‘s kickin‘?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Hey Yamcha! ^-^

Guinevere Avenger! says:
::sets fire to the woods yer hiding in::

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Hey! Now it’s one thing to purposely try and set fire to me, but what have you got against the forest creatures!
::calls fire department::

Guinevere Avenger! says:
::blasts phone booth::

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
You owe me a quarter!

YamCha-Cha says:
O_o

Guinevere Avenger! says:
::starts pelting you with quarters::

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Ow! Now that’s just mean spirited!

YamCha-Cha says:
Trunks, what’s going on, man?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
I accidentally stepped on one of Yaji’s china figurines =/

YamCha-Cha says:
O.o figurines?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
He collects them.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
My family’s been collecten ‘em fer generations and generations!!

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
See.

YamCha-Cha says:
Oh. Isn‘t that kind of…

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Don’t bother. It’s already been covered.

YamCha-Cha says:
O_o

YamCha-Cha says:
So, what’s with “Guinevere“?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
The name of the figurine.

YamCha-Cha says:
o.o oh.

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
So anyway, now I’ve been challenged to a duel.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
::blasts you like a kafrillian times with humungo energy:: Come on ya lavender sissy!

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Kafrillian?

Guinevere Avenger! says:
That’s a lot. More than a frillian. And killian.

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Ok, now your just making words up.

Green_is_the_new_Bald has been added to the conversation

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Yer just jealous cause I have the energy to blast a kafrillian times!

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
It’s not a word!!

YamCha-Cha says:
Sup Pickles! =P

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Hello.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Prove it!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
What’s going on?

YamCha-Cha says:
Trunks and Yaji are having a little duel.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
A duel of honor!!

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
A duel of nonsense! Stop making words up!!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
O.o

YamCha-Cha says:
Yajirobi has challenged Trunks to a duel on account of Trunk destroying one of his figurines.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Damn skippy!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Oh, not the figurines.

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Yes the figurines =(

YamCha-Cha says:
You know about the figurines?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Everyone knows about the figurines o_O

YamCha-Cha says:
o.o

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
So now we’re dueling so he can reclaim his honor.

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
I see. Why on the internet?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
He wants it to be fair.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Come out and face me ya yellow bellied lilly!

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Well which is it, lavender of yellow? =/

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Hold on, someone named Hello Kitty is trying to join the chat.

YamChaCha says:
Ooo, sounds hot, let her in!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
You realize “Hello Kitty” is a cartoon for girls under 10.

YamChaCha says:
…Oh.

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Lol.

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Well, let her in, Piccolo, we’ll see who it is.

YamCha-Cha says:
Wait! Wait! I should have said “And, how would you know?” Yeah! XD hahaha!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
-.- indeed.

Hello Kitty has been added to the conversation.

Hello Kitty says:
Hey guys! What’d I miss?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
…Goku?

Hello Kitty says:
^-^

YamCha-Cha says:
What happened to you man, what’s with the name?

Hello Kitty says:
I accidentally kah meh hah meh hahed my computer =/

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
o.o

Hello Kitty says:
Got excited.

YamCha-Cha says:
That sucks, man.

Hello Kitty says:
Yeah, there were chunks everywhere, Chichi was furious =(

YamCha-Cha says:
Lol. So where are you now?

Hello Kitty says:
I donno. Some house in the city. A little girl came to the door and I asked if I could use the computer. She was sweet and seemed to be ok with it ^_^

YamCha-Cha says:
o.o

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Mind yourselves. There’s a duel going on.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
And we shall not stop till one of us is either dead or in a full-body cast!!

YamCha-Cha says:
Or till the ice cream truck comes around…

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
ROFL!! XD

Hello Kitty says:
LOL!

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Do you want some o’ this!

YamCha-Cha says:
=D

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
XD

Guinevere Avenger! says:
And Trunks! Yer already deep in this! Do you want to be on my list three times?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Three times? What was the second time?

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Well, when you came over you forgot to wipe yer feet off -.-

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
o.o oh.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
::tackles you to the ground and shoves Twinkies in yer face::

Guinevere Avenger! says:
::the mega size::

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Noo! The calories! The calories!!
::kicks you off and blasts you through the wall of a local high school building::

Guinevere Avenger! says:
No! Bad memories!

YamCha-Cha says:
::munches on some popcorn::

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
::calls attention to you by whistling to the Varsity Football Team who happen to be just down the hall::

Guinevere Avenger! says:
NO!

Hello Kitty says:
Ooo popcorn! I want some!

YamCha-Cha says:
::gives you handful::

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
::Shouts WEDGIE and jumps behind a conveniently nearby bush::

Guinevere Avenger! says:
I’ll get you for this!!

Hello Kitty says:
Did you want some, Piccolo?

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
No, I really shouldn’t. The sodium makes me swell up.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
::leaves premises after wedgie is carried out, and goes to a nearby phone booth to have numerous pizzas delivered to Capsule Corp.::

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
No! No! You mustn‘t! My dad will be furious!!

Guinevere Avenger! says:
::with extra anchovies::

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
NOOOOO!

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Oh, not the anchovies.

YamCha-Cha says:
Eugh. Grosse.

Hello Kitty says:
ChiChi says anchovies are fish but I said noooo, you don‘t put fish on pizza! XD Silly!

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Whew! That was a good battle Yaji, you totally beat me ^_^

Guinevere Avenger! says:
-.-

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
So, did you get your honor back?

Guinevere Avenger! says:
Almost.

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
O.o…?

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Hold on, you guys, someone’s at the door.

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
Never mind, dad’s got it.

YamCha-Cha says:
-.o

Hello Kitty says:
o.o

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
So where were we- Hold on, dad just barged in…

YamCha-Cha says:
-.o

Hello Kitty says:
o.o

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
…dad looks angry…

Guinevere Avenger! says:
>=}

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
…dad is shouting…

YamCha-Cha says:
O.o

Hello Kitty says:
O.O

Guinevere Avenger! says:
>=}

My Swords Bigger Than Yours says:
I gotta go, guys!!

My Swords Bigger Than Yours may not reply as his/her status has been set to offline.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
MWAH HA!

YamCha-Cha says:
::shakes head::

Hello Kitty says:
O.O ::gasps::

Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
-.- you are awful.

Guinevere Avenger! says:
I have avenged you Guinevere!


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Thank you's-


She-san- lol, i'm glad i could inspire you =}
sorry for the delay, the next chapter will (probably) be up much faster. thanks for the review ^-^!

lmao- glad you liked it =} i'll get the next chapter up faster this time.

animelover09- ^-^ thanks! sorry this chapter took so long =/

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DPFan4Ever- lmao =}
so happy you liked it! and sorry this chapter took so long, it's more of a filler chapter than anything else =/ the next one won't take nearly as long...i think.
Master Roshi you say?...i don't know how you got that idea, in fact i don't even know what you're talking about -.-
i certainly don't know anything about a Master Roshi >_>...<_<
thanks for the review ^-^!

Animeheart- wow...funniest fic "ever", you say o.O?
my, my, my... >=}
Very well, i accept the title ^_^ ::head swells to three times the size::
well, i'm off to live out my life as the writer of the "Funniest Fic Ever", thanks for the review!

JCA Saiyan- lol, i've done it again. i've delayed another chapter =(
So glad to hear that you'll be sticking with me ^_^... but you should know that this is quite the commitment o.O, i plan on drawing this fic out for a very, very, very, (exc.) long time. i just want you to know what you're getting yourself into...>=} Mwah Ha Ha Ha!
*ah'hem* anyway, thanks for the review! the next chapter will be up much faster ^_^

SupperSanne- lol. i donno, i think Vegeta and Master Roshi could have lots of fun together ^-^! ...<_<...>_>
thanks for the reviews ^_^!

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