Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragonball MSN ❯ The Case of the Hiccups ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Amid_Much_Hysteria 
It's midnight and Vegeta finds Goku online. A misadventure ensues.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.17.2007 | Updated On: 07.18.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 501 | Status: Completed
It's midnight and Vegeta finds Goku online. A misadventure ensues.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.17.2007 | Updated On: 07.18.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 501 | Status: Completed
This chat takes place in a secret, friend-only MSN chatroom.
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The Case of the Hiccups
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Vegeta has been added to the conversation.
Vegeta says:
Kakarot, what are you doing on so late?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Hey, Vegeta? ^_^
Vegeta says:
There's no one here, why are you on?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I was waiting for someone.
Vegeta says:
Who?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I dunno.
Vegeta says:
o_O
Vegeta says:
Right. I'll leave you to it then.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Wait Vegeta!
Vegeta says:
What?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I have the hiccups.
Vegeta says:
And what do you expect me to do about it?
Thuh Gewd Gie Says:
=) Help me get rid of them.
Vegeta says:
Go to your woman. I have things to do!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Please Vegeta! Chichi's not here.
Vegeta says:
Then summon your beloved Namekian, I'm sure he'd walk through fire for you.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
o.O Why would he want to do that? And anyway, I already went to him.
Vegeta says:
And what did the great wise mutant tell you?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
He told me to gulp six cups of mint tea while hanging upside down on the third branch from the top of the fifth highest tree in a forest that's 2.6 miles below the equator-- wearing nothing but a pair of ancestral moccasins.
Vegeta says:
And how did that go?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I couldn't find any moccasins that fit =/
Vegeta says:
o.o
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
You gotta help me Vegeta! I'm just sooo tired but I can't get to sleep!
Vegeta says:
Try harder.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta Please!
Vegeta says:
Oh alright. You're such a woman.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
^-^ Thank you, Vegeta!
Vegeta says:
Alright, have you tried...I don't know, swallowing three times?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
That's the first thing I tried! It didn't work...I think it might have actually spurred them on o_o ...
Vegeta says:
Alright. I'm going to regret wasting Saiyan heritage on you but it seems we don't have much of a choice.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
What do you mean, Vegeta?
Vegeta says:
There's another way. When hiccups occured on our home planet, Vegeta, there was a sacred ritual our people would carry out. This ritual had been passed down from generation to generation of great and powerful Saiyans for several millennia, never to fail on record.
Vegeta says:
It was indeed a method our race took great pride in, something no other species could hold above us-- though we were already at the pinnacle of the universe-- While other whole planets went entire lifetimes without being rid of the cursed bodily disturbance, we breathed freely and fully.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
o.o tell me, Vegeta.
Vegeta says:
Hold your breath.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
o_o ... well that's just like what they do here!
Vegeta says:
For ten minutes.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I donno, Vegeta... That's a long time...
Vegeta says:
Of course it is. If it were short, everyone could do it. Do you want to be rid of these hiccups or not, Kakarot?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
...I do.
Vegeta says:
I'll get my timer, hold on.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I have a timer.
Vegeta says:
Oh, please. Like anyone can vouch on the reliability of any one of the many questionably dated gadgets you, for whatever reason, keep in that house. Spare me.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
=(
Vegeta says:
Alright, It's set. Are you ready?
Thuh Gewd gie says:
No...
Vegeta says:
What? Why not- What's wrong?
Thuh Gewd Die says:
Am I allowed to breath through my nose?
Vegeta says:
No! No breathing of any sort!
Thuh Gewd gie says:
=/
Vegeta says:
What now?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
It's just that... ten minutes is a long time to not be breathing.
Vegeta says:
No it's not. You do it all the time. For longer.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I do? When?
Vegeta says:
While you're sleeping.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Nooo, I think I'd know if I wasn't breathing!
Vegeta says:
Not if you're asleep.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
That's true...
Vegeta Says:
Start!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
How much time has gone by?
Vegeta says:
Fifteen seconds.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Oh.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta?
Vegeta says:
What, Kakarot?
Thuh Gews Gie says:
This is harder than you made it sound. Are you sure this is what all the Saiyans did?
Vegeta says:
o_o I ought to blast you to Snake Way for asking such a thing-- of course I'm sure!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
...Alright.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta?
Vegeta says:
What, kakarot?! It's not even been a minute!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I know, it's just that...
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta! I can't hold it any longer!!!
Vegeta says:
You hold your breath, you idiot!! You have less than nine minutes left- You call yourself a Saiyan! Concentrate!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta...I can't...I'm feeling a little...
Vegeta says:
Stop your whining! Saiyans have been doing this for over a millennia! Do you want to further disgrace our line!!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta I ....I iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooollllllllllllll;;;l;......../////.//./
Vegeta says:
...Kakarot?
Vegeta says:
Kakarot?
Vegeta says:
Kakarot, are you there?!
Vegeta says:
o.o
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Sorry for the long delay!! Thanks to everyone for your patience!
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The Case of the Hiccups
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Vegeta has been added to the conversation.
Vegeta says:
Kakarot, what are you doing on so late?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Hey, Vegeta? ^_^
Vegeta says:
There's no one here, why are you on?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I was waiting for someone.
Vegeta says:
Who?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I dunno.
Vegeta says:
o_O
Vegeta says:
Right. I'll leave you to it then.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Wait Vegeta!
Vegeta says:
What?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I have the hiccups.
Vegeta says:
And what do you expect me to do about it?
Thuh Gewd Gie Says:
=) Help me get rid of them.
Vegeta says:
Go to your woman. I have things to do!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Please Vegeta! Chichi's not here.
Vegeta says:
Then summon your beloved Namekian, I'm sure he'd walk through fire for you.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
o.O Why would he want to do that? And anyway, I already went to him.
Vegeta says:
And what did the great wise mutant tell you?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
He told me to gulp six cups of mint tea while hanging upside down on the third branch from the top of the fifth highest tree in a forest that's 2.6 miles below the equator-- wearing nothing but a pair of ancestral moccasins.
Vegeta says:
And how did that go?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I couldn't find any moccasins that fit =/
Vegeta says:
o.o
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
You gotta help me Vegeta! I'm just sooo tired but I can't get to sleep!
Vegeta says:
Try harder.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta Please!
Vegeta says:
Oh alright. You're such a woman.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
^-^ Thank you, Vegeta!
Vegeta says:
Alright, have you tried...I don't know, swallowing three times?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
That's the first thing I tried! It didn't work...I think it might have actually spurred them on o_o ...
Vegeta says:
Alright. I'm going to regret wasting Saiyan heritage on you but it seems we don't have much of a choice.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
What do you mean, Vegeta?
Vegeta says:
There's another way. When hiccups occured on our home planet, Vegeta, there was a sacred ritual our people would carry out. This ritual had been passed down from generation to generation of great and powerful Saiyans for several millennia, never to fail on record.
Vegeta says:
It was indeed a method our race took great pride in, something no other species could hold above us-- though we were already at the pinnacle of the universe-- While other whole planets went entire lifetimes without being rid of the cursed bodily disturbance, we breathed freely and fully.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
o.o tell me, Vegeta.
Vegeta says:
Hold your breath.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
o_o ... well that's just like what they do here!
Vegeta says:
For ten minutes.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I donno, Vegeta... That's a long time...
Vegeta says:
Of course it is. If it were short, everyone could do it. Do you want to be rid of these hiccups or not, Kakarot?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
...I do.
Vegeta says:
I'll get my timer, hold on.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I have a timer.
Vegeta says:
Oh, please. Like anyone can vouch on the reliability of any one of the many questionably dated gadgets you, for whatever reason, keep in that house. Spare me.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
=(
Vegeta says:
Alright, It's set. Are you ready?
Thuh Gewd gie says:
No...
Vegeta says:
What? Why not- What's wrong?
Thuh Gewd Die says:
Am I allowed to breath through my nose?
Vegeta says:
No! No breathing of any sort!
Thuh Gewd gie says:
=/
Vegeta says:
What now?
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
It's just that... ten minutes is a long time to not be breathing.
Vegeta says:
No it's not. You do it all the time. For longer.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I do? When?
Vegeta says:
While you're sleeping.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Nooo, I think I'd know if I wasn't breathing!
Vegeta says:
Not if you're asleep.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
That's true...
Vegeta Says:
Start!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
How much time has gone by?
Vegeta says:
Fifteen seconds.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Oh.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta?
Vegeta says:
What, Kakarot?
Thuh Gews Gie says:
This is harder than you made it sound. Are you sure this is what all the Saiyans did?
Vegeta says:
o_o I ought to blast you to Snake Way for asking such a thing-- of course I'm sure!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
...Alright.
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta?
Vegeta says:
What, kakarot?! It's not even been a minute!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
I know, it's just that...
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta! I can't hold it any longer!!!
Vegeta says:
You hold your breath, you idiot!! You have less than nine minutes left- You call yourself a Saiyan! Concentrate!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta...I can't...I'm feeling a little...
Vegeta says:
Stop your whining! Saiyans have been doing this for over a millennia! Do you want to further disgrace our line!!
Thuh Gewd Gie says:
Vegeta I ....I iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooollllllllllllll;;;l;......../////.//./
Vegeta says:
...Kakarot?
Vegeta says:
Kakarot?
Vegeta says:
Kakarot, are you there?!
Vegeta says:
o.o
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Sorry for the long delay!! Thanks to everyone for your patience!