Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Treasure Planet: The Parody! ❯ The Cast And Crew ( Prologue )
Disclaimer-Treasure Planet belongs to Walt Disney Productions, Treasure Island belongs to Robert Louis Stevenson, and DBZ belongs to Akira Toriyama. *Raises Toriyama flag* We'll never surrender to Funimation! NEVER!! And Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous belongs to Good Charlotte
The Cast And Crew
Sailor J-chan: OK, it's time for J-chan Productions to put on a parody!
Sailor J-chan: Shut up! Who's using your sorry dubbed @$$3$, anyway? I only got 7 subbed DVDs. BUT I RELISH IN THEM!!!!!!
Vegeta: That means we can't curse?
Sailor J-chan: It'll have to be censored, but you can curse!
Vegeta: *Goes into a round of cursing that is unsuitable to even censor, so you will use your imaginations*
Sailor J-chan: After that…lovely conversation on Vegeta's part, we will start! We will be doing 'Treasure Planet'!
Everyone: *Wild cheers*
Sailor J-chan: Wonder if they'll give it a sequel?
Everyone: *Shudders, thinking of Tarzan and Jane and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True*
Sailor J-chan: OK, we'll start with the cast:
Capt. Flint-Dr. Gero
Silver's Crew-Ginyu Farce…I mean Force
Background shots of Jim's father-Vegeta
Trunks: Hey, why do Mirai Me get to be Jim? He won't even show up to rehearsal. Since your wrote 'All The Things She Said', all he does is make-out with Mirai Marron!
Sailor J-chan: HE'S JIM 'CAUSE IT FITS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan: Uh, J-chan, why isn't my Mirai Me Delbert?
Sailor J-chan: 'CAUSE HE'S DEAD, IDIOT!!
Gohan: But so is 19, and he's playing Scroop.
Sailor J-chan: Uh…DON'T QUESTION ME!!!!!!!! Now, for the crew
Screenplay/Script writer-Sailor J-chan
Stagehands-Every one else
Sailor J-chan: (Singing) Lifestyles of the rich and the famous *Sees everyone looking at her* WHAT!?
Sailor J-chan: OK, we'll report back tomorrow. Remember kids, smoking is bad. Funimation is worse. Say a prayer to your god/gods/goddess/goddesses, and if you're atheist, just hope, that our troops stay safe and that the war ends soon. PEACE! *Looks at Vegeta* DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME, VEGETA!!!!!!!!!! *Chases him around with the Almighty Clicky Pen of Annoyance and Irritability*