Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Vegeta Goes to Shoneys ❯ Vegeta on Celebrity Deathmatch ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Trapgunner 
Vegeta's ready to get revenge on shoney bear.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 236 | Status: Completed
Vegeta's ready to get revenge on shoney bear.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 236 | Status: Completed
Celebrity Deathmatch Vegeta versus Ash
Deathmatch music starts.
Johny Gomez: What happens when a steriod induced super powered midget fights one of childrens most loved cartoon characters find out today on Celebrity Deathmatch!
Close up to the host.
Nick: Hello I'm Nick Diamond.
Johnny: and I'm Johnny Gomez.
Nick: Johny tonight we have got one kick ass fight on our hands.
Johny: Yeah with two of the most elite in the world of anime Vegeta from Dragonballz and Ash from poke'mon.
Nick: This one has been stewing for a while.
Johny: Yeah ever since Vegeta killed Ash's fuck bitch shoney bear Ash has been out for blood.
Nick: Ash went as far as to burn Vegeta's house down and kick his son's
ass.
Johny: After this Vegeta was severely pissed.
Nick: Don't forget the bullshit he said after his fight with Tai from Digimon on this very show.
Johnny: Roll that clip.
The video plays.......
Ash is being interviewed after his fight with Tai.
Johnny: Congradulations Ash so what do you have to say to the audience.
Ash: Tai was such a pussy and it was easy to whip his sorry ass.
Johnny: Rumors from the hood say that Vegeta is looking to fuck you up. Any
truth to these rumors.
Ash: Let that pussy assed midget try because when I get a hold of him hes gonna wish he had never been born. In fact this is what he'll be sayin.
Ash takes his hat off and makes his hair all pointy.
Ash(in Vegeta voice): I'm the prince of all saiyans but that doesn't hide the fact I'm a stupid cocksucking pussy assed mother fucker. Please Mr. Ash doen't kick my ass.
A hole is blown threw the deathmatch arena wall.
Vegeta: I've heard enough from you and all the bullshit comin from your mouth is intolerable. No one talks about prince of all saiyins like that!
Vegeta flys over to ash and grabs him by the throat.
Vegeta: You little pussy prepare to die!!!!!!!!!
Ash: You attacked me off guard you gutless coward!
Vegeta: Fine we won't settle this now we'll settle this next week in the deathmatch ring.
The tape stops.
Nick: This looks like it should be a evenly matched fight.
Johnny: Lets go to stone cold with the fighter facts.
Stone Cold: This fight will be one for the record books. Vegeta may be short and look like a fag but he makes up for it in brute force. But Ash may have the advantage with his unlimited supply of angry butt Buddys.Lets take a look at the battle stats.
Vegeta
-4 ft
-Power level of 5000000000000000000000000
-Capable of going super saiyan
-Uses ki power to destroy the enemy
-Has a bitch for a wife
-Had his ass kicked once by a group of lesbians and still came back to get his ass kicked by a big titied whore.
Ash
-5 ft
-power level of 5
-Capable of losing pokemon battle after pokemon battle
-Uses stupid pokemon to annoy the enemy
-Has a bitch follow him around all the time
-Has a cool name
Stone Cold: And thats the fighter facts because stone cold said so!
Nick: Look the fighters are entering the ring.
Vegeta enters the ring and his background music is Iron Man by Black Sabbath.
Announcer: Now entering the ring at 4ft 25 pounds the prince of all saiyans
Vegeta!
Vegeta: Damn straight!
Announcer: And now coming to the ring at 5ft 100 pounds Ass Scratchum.
Ash enters the ring with his background music living lavida loca.
Ash: Thats Ash Ketchum you bonerbiting dickfuck fuck face!
Mills lane steps in the middle of the ring.
Mills lane: I want a good clean fuckin kick ass fight. Vegeta no liquor bottles or gettin that bitch Bulma's help. Ash no ass raping! Now lets get it on!
Vegeta: Prepare to die you mother fucker!
Vegeta rushs at Ash landing punch after punch blooding Ash's face.
Ash: Fuck! I never expected son much power!
Ash: Pikachu go.
Vegeta: What's this.
Vegeta puts on his scouter.
Vegeta: Holy shit power level is as high as kakorat. Wait a second! Pikachu isn't supposed to do that.
Pikachu: Kamehameha!
Vegeta jumps out of the way just in time.
Nick: Johnny noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Vegeta rushes at pikachu and the two begin to duel.
Pikachu: Kayoken attack.
Pikachu rushes at Vegeta and lands a barrage or punchs knocking Vegeta to the ground.
Ash: Hahahahahahh Its working I knew I wouldn't have to break a sweat.
Stone Cold: Thats one big ass Pikachu!
Nick: Its got such a high power! It Vegeta keeps taking this kind of beating than he may be out of this fight.
Vegeta then notices something odd about the pikachu. Vegeta fires a small ki
blast and tears the pikachus skin exposing white skin.
Pikachu: Ow my fuckin arm!
Vegeta: I knew it.
Vegeta than teleports behind Pikachu and pulls down a small zipper.
Vegeta: ah ha It is Kakarot!
Nick: I don't believe it Ash hired a ringer.
Vegeta: Kakarot why are you siding with this fag?
Goku: If I didn't he threatened to ass rape my whole family.
Vegeta: Gohan would have taken it gladly hahahahaahahahahah!
Mills: Goku get the fuck out of this ring no ringer.
Goku: Make me pussy!
Mills fires a ki blast through Goku and throws him through the wall.
Vegeta: Now where were we? Oh I was about to beat your sorry ass huh Ash.
Ash backs toward the corner desperatly trying to think of something.
Vegeta: oww my nuts.
Ash in despairation had kicked Vegeta in the nuts than used a devastating upper cut to send Vegeta outside of the ring. Vegeta got up but as soon as this happened Crash! a huge truck burst through the wall completly being destroyed by Vegeta's body.
Shoney Bear: Fuck that always works for Stone Cold.
Stone Cold: Thats because I'm a proffesional ass kicker.
Vegeta: I killed your sorry ass.
Ash: Ha I wished him back with the Dragonballs and his power has increased ten fold.
Vegeta: Ha so has mine!
While Vegetas back was turned he was unaware that Shoney Bear had went super mascot and was about to unleash an attack.
Shoney Bear: Ultra cutsy wootsy death attack!
Vegeta: Huh!
Ash: Now your done for!
Nick: Holy shit Stone Cold no one can survive that.
Stone Cold: I wouldn't speak to soon. It isn't over untill the fat bitch with
with huge titties sings.
The smoke emerges with an unscathed SSJ 4 Vegeta.
Shoney Bear: Shit I never expected this. Shoney Bear procedes to piss himself.
Vegeta: Its time for everones favorite attack!
Adience begins chanting: Final Flash! Final Flash! Final Flash!
Vegeta: Gotta give the crowd what they want!
Shoney Bear: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Vegeta:Final Flash!
You all no what happens next the Final Flash wipes his sorry ass out.
Vegeta than turns to glare at Ash.
Ash: You have not yet seen the extent of my power!
Ash pulls out a needle and injects himself with some liquid. Ash grows huge tities and long blonde hair.
Nick: HOLY SHIT! He's turned into Pamela Anderson Lee.
Vegeta: HA!
Vegeta injects himself with a liquid and gets alot of tatoos and facial hair.
Nick: What the hell Vegeta just turned into Tommy Lee!
Tommy Lee: Time to whip your ass first and before!
Pamela: No!
Pamela/Ash gets so scare she/he runs into the wall and bust her head open and brains spill all over the arena.
Vegeta then turns back to normal.
Mills:And the winner Vegeta.
Nick: Well Stone Cold that was one hell of a fight!
Stone Cold: It sure was Nick!
Nick: Well that concludes the show. I'm Nick Diamond and for Johnny Gomez Good Fight Good night.
Deathmatch music starts.
Johny Gomez: What happens when a steriod induced super powered midget fights one of childrens most loved cartoon characters find out today on Celebrity Deathmatch!
Close up to the host.
Nick: Hello I'm Nick Diamond.
Johnny: and I'm Johnny Gomez.
Nick: Johny tonight we have got one kick ass fight on our hands.
Johny: Yeah with two of the most elite in the world of anime Vegeta from Dragonballz and Ash from poke'mon.
Nick: This one has been stewing for a while.
Johny: Yeah ever since Vegeta killed Ash's fuck bitch shoney bear Ash has been out for blood.
Nick: Ash went as far as to burn Vegeta's house down and kick his son's
ass.
Johny: After this Vegeta was severely pissed.
Nick: Don't forget the bullshit he said after his fight with Tai from Digimon on this very show.
Johnny: Roll that clip.
The video plays.......
Ash is being interviewed after his fight with Tai.
Johnny: Congradulations Ash so what do you have to say to the audience.
Ash: Tai was such a pussy and it was easy to whip his sorry ass.
Johnny: Rumors from the hood say that Vegeta is looking to fuck you up. Any
truth to these rumors.
Ash: Let that pussy assed midget try because when I get a hold of him hes gonna wish he had never been born. In fact this is what he'll be sayin.
Ash takes his hat off and makes his hair all pointy.
Ash(in Vegeta voice): I'm the prince of all saiyans but that doesn't hide the fact I'm a stupid cocksucking pussy assed mother fucker. Please Mr. Ash doen't kick my ass.
A hole is blown threw the deathmatch arena wall.
Vegeta: I've heard enough from you and all the bullshit comin from your mouth is intolerable. No one talks about prince of all saiyins like that!
Vegeta flys over to ash and grabs him by the throat.
Vegeta: You little pussy prepare to die!!!!!!!!!
Ash: You attacked me off guard you gutless coward!
Vegeta: Fine we won't settle this now we'll settle this next week in the deathmatch ring.
The tape stops.
Nick: This looks like it should be a evenly matched fight.
Johnny: Lets go to stone cold with the fighter facts.
Stone Cold: This fight will be one for the record books. Vegeta may be short and look like a fag but he makes up for it in brute force. But Ash may have the advantage with his unlimited supply of angry butt Buddys.Lets take a look at the battle stats.
Vegeta
-4 ft
-Power level of 5000000000000000000000000
-Capable of going super saiyan
-Uses ki power to destroy the enemy
-Has a bitch for a wife
-Had his ass kicked once by a group of lesbians and still came back to get his ass kicked by a big titied whore.
Ash
-5 ft
-power level of 5
-Capable of losing pokemon battle after pokemon battle
-Uses stupid pokemon to annoy the enemy
-Has a bitch follow him around all the time
-Has a cool name
Stone Cold: And thats the fighter facts because stone cold said so!
Nick: Look the fighters are entering the ring.
Vegeta enters the ring and his background music is Iron Man by Black Sabbath.
Announcer: Now entering the ring at 4ft 25 pounds the prince of all saiyans
Vegeta!
Vegeta: Damn straight!
Announcer: And now coming to the ring at 5ft 100 pounds Ass Scratchum.
Ash enters the ring with his background music living lavida loca.
Ash: Thats Ash Ketchum you bonerbiting dickfuck fuck face!
Mills lane steps in the middle of the ring.
Mills lane: I want a good clean fuckin kick ass fight. Vegeta no liquor bottles or gettin that bitch Bulma's help. Ash no ass raping! Now lets get it on!
Vegeta: Prepare to die you mother fucker!
Vegeta rushs at Ash landing punch after punch blooding Ash's face.
Ash: Fuck! I never expected son much power!
Ash: Pikachu go.
Vegeta: What's this.
Vegeta puts on his scouter.
Vegeta: Holy shit power level is as high as kakorat. Wait a second! Pikachu isn't supposed to do that.
Pikachu: Kamehameha!
Vegeta jumps out of the way just in time.
Nick: Johnny noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Vegeta rushes at pikachu and the two begin to duel.
Pikachu: Kayoken attack.
Pikachu rushes at Vegeta and lands a barrage or punchs knocking Vegeta to the ground.
Ash: Hahahahahahh Its working I knew I wouldn't have to break a sweat.
Stone Cold: Thats one big ass Pikachu!
Nick: Its got such a high power! It Vegeta keeps taking this kind of beating than he may be out of this fight.
Vegeta then notices something odd about the pikachu. Vegeta fires a small ki
blast and tears the pikachus skin exposing white skin.
Pikachu: Ow my fuckin arm!
Vegeta: I knew it.
Vegeta than teleports behind Pikachu and pulls down a small zipper.
Vegeta: ah ha It is Kakarot!
Nick: I don't believe it Ash hired a ringer.
Vegeta: Kakarot why are you siding with this fag?
Goku: If I didn't he threatened to ass rape my whole family.
Vegeta: Gohan would have taken it gladly hahahahaahahahahah!
Mills: Goku get the fuck out of this ring no ringer.
Goku: Make me pussy!
Mills fires a ki blast through Goku and throws him through the wall.
Vegeta: Now where were we? Oh I was about to beat your sorry ass huh Ash.
Ash backs toward the corner desperatly trying to think of something.
Vegeta: oww my nuts.
Ash in despairation had kicked Vegeta in the nuts than used a devastating upper cut to send Vegeta outside of the ring. Vegeta got up but as soon as this happened Crash! a huge truck burst through the wall completly being destroyed by Vegeta's body.
Shoney Bear: Fuck that always works for Stone Cold.
Stone Cold: Thats because I'm a proffesional ass kicker.
Vegeta: I killed your sorry ass.
Ash: Ha I wished him back with the Dragonballs and his power has increased ten fold.
Vegeta: Ha so has mine!
While Vegetas back was turned he was unaware that Shoney Bear had went super mascot and was about to unleash an attack.
Shoney Bear: Ultra cutsy wootsy death attack!
Vegeta: Huh!
Ash: Now your done for!
Nick: Holy shit Stone Cold no one can survive that.
Stone Cold: I wouldn't speak to soon. It isn't over untill the fat bitch with
with huge titties sings.
The smoke emerges with an unscathed SSJ 4 Vegeta.
Shoney Bear: Shit I never expected this. Shoney Bear procedes to piss himself.
Vegeta: Its time for everones favorite attack!
Adience begins chanting: Final Flash! Final Flash! Final Flash!
Vegeta: Gotta give the crowd what they want!
Shoney Bear: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Vegeta:Final Flash!
You all no what happens next the Final Flash wipes his sorry ass out.
Vegeta than turns to glare at Ash.
Ash: You have not yet seen the extent of my power!
Ash pulls out a needle and injects himself with some liquid. Ash grows huge tities and long blonde hair.
Nick: HOLY SHIT! He's turned into Pamela Anderson Lee.
Vegeta: HA!
Vegeta injects himself with a liquid and gets alot of tatoos and facial hair.
Nick: What the hell Vegeta just turned into Tommy Lee!
Tommy Lee: Time to whip your ass first and before!
Pamela: No!
Pamela/Ash gets so scare she/he runs into the wall and bust her head open and brains spill all over the arena.
Vegeta then turns back to normal.
Mills:And the winner Vegeta.
Nick: Well Stone Cold that was one hell of a fight!
Stone Cold: It sure was Nick!
Nick: Well that concludes the show. I'm Nick Diamond and for Johnny Gomez Good Fight Good night.