Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ When You Try To Teach DBZ To Play Sports.... ❯ Ch 2 - Pool! ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimers: I OWN NOTHING!

A/N: Since The Crazed Canadien is on a .... [hears screams and such] well deserved break, I thought that me being The Crazed Canuck decided that I would fill in since we are both equally twisted in mind [gets hit by a flying hostess cupcake and falls over.] ow...

T.C.Canadien: Thanks to the dude who mentioned pool on the ff.net review! I was gonna do curling but pool should be better! ^_^ beer and... uhh BEER! [gets hit by a flying roll of duct tape] x.x; ack!

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The Pool Experience! Its Vegeta, Goku, #18, Bulma, Krillin, and Roshi's turn!

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A small group stood outside what looked like an abandoned play house wondering what The Crazed

Canadien and The Crazed Canuck had instore for them.

"What the blood hell does those crazed onna want now." Vegeta asked still pissed off about his little

'accident' at the badminton courts.

"Aww c'mon Vegeta! Just because the evilier one made you piss youself, doesn't mean diddly! Just

thinkabout all the beer!" Krillin said before getting whacked in the head by 18.

"And don't forget the women!" Roshi said drooling before he too got smacked by 18.

"How can there be beer and women in a little playhouse?" 18 asked leaving everyone confused, "Who

even said there was gonna be beer and women?" she said pointing to a sign that had 'magickally'

appeared on the door that read 'BEER AND MEN.'

Goku was sad. There was no food.

'BEER, MEN, AND FOOD!' the sign now read. Goku jumped for joy and did a victory dance that

would have put the Ginyu Farce.. I mean Force to shame. Everyone sweatdropped, even the sign.

Roshi, Krillin, and Vegeta were angry that there wasn't gonna be any hot girls. All got a royal

smacking from Bulma and 18.

"Hentai.." they both mumbled.

Everyone stood outside the playhouse door wondering what they should do.

Vegeta was thinking if he still had his Depends on.

Goku still wondered about the oreo cookie.

Krillin thought about how mondo cool he was.

Roshi thought about girls.

Bulma wondered why she even bothered to come.

18 was surfing the internet and chatting in a DBZ chatroom throught her androidness.

The magickal sign had fallen asleep.

*SMACK* *HIT* *BAM* *BOOM* *BOING!*

Duct tape rolls had started to rain down on the group bringing them out of their la la lands.. well most

of them.

"MOMMY!" Vegeta now knew that he had worn his depends today. They were wet and he was cranky.

"OREO! NOOOO!" Goku shouted as the oreo that had been in his shirt had set itself free and was now rolling away happy that it was free.

"MONDO COOL! I MEAN AHH!" Krillin shouted but no one bothered to pay any attention.

"BOOBIES! Heheheheheheeeeeee!" Roshi shouted and did the Roshi dance and again no one paid any

attention.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI!" Bulma shouted as she ran away vowing to never come back. No

one cared.

18 didn't even notice the rolls of duct tape that were being thrown at them, she was too busy talking to

some guy named WrldChmp6d9 on the chat.

"Now that I have your attention.. would you mind getting into the playhouse before I sic the fan girls on

you again!" came the loud booming voice that they had heard once before. The men ran into the

playhouse fearing the fan girls leaving 18 outside who was still off in internet la la land.

Inside the men noticed that the playhouse was actually bigger then it had looked and there were about

two pool tables and a nice looking bar with a girl standing behind it men standing all around, and a back

room that looked like it had duct tape going across it, the smell of KFC chicken coming from there.

Goku and Vegeta started whimpering and scratching at the door, barking like dogs.

"MY CHICKEN! MY CHICKEN! ARRRRGH!" came a voice then in a flash of red and green Vegeta

and Goku were whacked across the room with two equally sized bumps on their heads, and

this time Vegeta's depends didn't work and they leaked through. Crying, Vegeta ran out to go find

Bulma so she could change his depends.

"That big baby!" said the girl behind the bar counter as she got out three beers before 18 decided to join

them.

"Jeebus Canuck! You've written almost 2 pages of nothing! Get to the pool!" came a voice from behind

the door which was followed by a flying roll of duct tape. Canuck stuck her tounge out at the door and

threw a roll of duct tape back which bounced off the door and hit Roshi and Krillin.

"So.. whats with the bar layout?" 18 asked as she took a swig of beer and winked at the biker dude that

were around her.

Canuck shrugged, "Ask Canadien.. she's the one who wanted it.. said something about lumberjacks,

curlers, beer, and beavers. If ya ask me I think she's hit the puck a few too many times." she told 18 who

shrugged and didn't even bother to ask what 'hit the puck' ment to Canuck and Canadien.

"So uh Canuck are we uhm gonna play pool?" Krillin asked as he tried to reach the end of pool table

trying to get a pool stick.

"Yeah.. do ya know how to play?" Canuck asked as Krillin and 18 nodded their head and Goku and

Roshi shook their head. Goku was clueless anyway.

"AHHHHHH! THERE IS NO MORE DUCT TAPE!" came a scream from behind the door before it

opened and a freaked out lookin Canadien staggered out.

"Canadien? Have you been watching 'The Red Green Show' again?" Canuck asked. Canadien looked

around and nodded sheepishly before going into a giggle fit. Everyone fell over anime style.

"Since you out here now.. you can teach Goku and Roshi how to play pool!" Canuck said before she

ran into the room with a hot guy in tow.

Canadien stood there as all the guys, except 18, looked at her. She had only played pool a few times and

sucked at it, but she was a master of bumper pool. "Uhhhh.. all you gotta do is hit the balls with the

pool stick.. and.. there numbered from 1 to 8.. I think thats how ya play. Oh and ya keep track of how

many balls ya get into the holes and who ever gets the 8 ball into the hole uh ends the game." she said

as she started twirling the pool stick around wondering what else she could duct tape.

"Hey baby." Roshi said as her put his arm around Canadien's waist, "You can play with my pool stick

and balls anytime!" and with that he was sure that he was gonna get some, how wrong he was. The next

thing he knew he was on some deserted island surrounded by men.

Everyone had a fun time eating, drinking, and shooting pool until Goku mistakenly used Krillin's head

as the cue ball [no pun intended.. ok PUN INTENDED!] and ended up poking the stick through

Krillin's head which Canadien duct taped, 18 thanked Goku for what he did and went off with a biker

gang. Vegeta eventually came back but left when he was kicked out for being such a baby. Bulma was

gonna pay, she had told Vegeta that it was cool for grown men, especially saiyans, to dress like a baby.

He left to plot his revenge on Bulma and the two crazed Canadians.

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A/N:

Canuck: Well now! heheh that one is done!

Canadien: Yes.. now leave me to my chicken and duct tape!

Canuck: ..... you really are a crazed canadien..

Canadien: Yup!and remember, keep you stick on the ice and your balls in the strike zone! Traaaa!

Canuck: Red Green copier! cept for the 'and your balls in the strike zone' part.. Lraaaaa!