Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ My Life As An Inner Monkey ❯ My Life As An Inner Monkey ( Chapter 1 )

It was early morning in the land of the inner monkeys, and Rei was trying to wake Albert up.
Rei:*pours ice cold water on Albert's head*"WAKE UP!!"
Albert: "Ahh!! What d'you think you're doing?!"
Rei: "Waking you up. Why?"
Albert: "I was dreaming about Princess...never mind, what's for breakfast?"
Rei: "Princess who? Well, nothing yet but how bout pancakes?"
Albert: "Uh, it's no one. Pancakes sound good."
Rei: "OK"
Rei goes into the kitchen and makes pancakes.
Rei: "Huh? Are they supposed to be like this? Oh well."
Rei put the pancakes down on the table and they move off of it.
Albert: "i don't think so, they look possessed. What did you put in them?"
Rei picked up the ripped cook book.
Rei: "What's this?"
He reads it.
Rei: "Oh, I wasn't supposed to put salt, pepper, baking soda/powder and garlic was I?"
The pancakes start to bubble.
Albert: "What? That's disgusting Rei!"
Rei: "Heh heh"
Rei rubbed the back of his head.
Rei: "Sorry. How about we just order some pizza?"
Albert: Pizza for breakfast?*sigh* Fine, I guess it would be better than your cooking."
Ayeka: "Owwww, my head..."
Zetra: "What's wrong Aye?"
Ayeka: "My head hurts..I think Rei's trying to cook again."
Zetra: "Again?*sigh* Will he ever learn?"
Ayeka: "I guess not. I hope it's not pancakes again."
Ayeka shudders at the thought.
Zetra: "yeah, last time he cooked pancakes they tried to eat all of man kind to get back for eating them."
Ayeka: "That part was funny though. So did Albert try to escape again?"
Zetra: "Nah, he's been thinking too much about Princess Emile lately to bother."
Ayeka: "Oh, he sure likes her doesn't he?"
Zetra: Yeah, but he'll eventually realize that the only way he'll ever see her again is to get out, so it's only a matter of time before he tries again."
Ayeka laughed.
Ayeka: "Poor monkies."
She petted the monkies.
~Meanwhile~
Albert put down the phone after ordering the pizza and looked at the table.
Albert: "Hey, where'd the pancakes go?"
Rei: "I don't know."
They started looking for them.
~Meanwhile again~
Ayeka: "What's on TV.?"
Zetra: "uh, at this time of day, annoying soap operas and Dr.Phil."
Ayeka: "Is the news on? That way we can see if Rei did cook."
Zetra: "yeah, on channal 15"
They watched the news
News person: "This afternoon, downtown toronto was invaded by several man-eating pancakes..."
Zetra: "Uh-oh"
Ayeka: O_O
~Meanwhile~
Rei pointed at the tv.
Rei: "I think we found them."
Albert: "Not again. How are we going to stop them this time?"
Rei: "How about we eat first?"
Rei grabbed the pizza.
Rei: "Then we can think up a plan."
Albert: "Rei, why always food first?"
Ayeka: "God help us.."
Zetra: "This doesn't look good"
Rei: "I like to eat."
Meanwhile
Ayeka: "Come on, maybe we can slow them down."
She wen outside and grabbed a hose.
Ayeka: "Coming?"
Zetra grabbed a flamethrower that was conveniantly placed nest to the hose.
Zetra: "Let's do this."
They ran downtown.
Ayeka: "Where are the pancakes?"
She readied her hose.
Zetra: "I don't know."
They hear a loud burp.
Zetra: "Who did that?"
Ayeka: "I don't know."
She sprayed the hose in the direction of the burp.
~Meanwhile~
Rei had finished the entire pizza.
Rei: "Good idea."
Rei: "Okay Albert, what are we going to do while Ayeka and Zetra hunt them down?"
Albert: "I don't know...why don't we think up a plan to get out of here?"
Rei: "Great idea."
Rei took out two buckets of ice cream and some winter clothing.
Rei: "Here."
~Meanwhile~
Ayeka and Zetra were still attacking the thing with their hose and flamethrower, but it turned out to be Mojin Boo.
Ayeka: "I don't think it's a pankcake."
Zetra: "No, but I think I know where they went."
Ayeka: "Where?"
She looked around and noticed Boo.
Ayeka: "Uh, hi?"
Boo: "Oh, he he he, you good looking treat for boo."
Ayeka: "Uh, we taste horrible."
Ayeka waved her arms around in the air and hit Zetra.
Ayeka: "Oops, sorry!"
Zetra: "Ow, you made my nose bleed."
Ayeka: "Sorry."
Ayeka tried to wrap her nose but turned her into a living mummy.
~Meanwhile~
Rei: "I think she made a mistake."
He watched Ayeka try to help Zetra.
Albert: "Are you sure eating all this ice cream's going to help us get out of here?"
Rei: "If it gives them brain freeze then maybe."
He continued to stuff his face with ice cream happily.
~Meanwhile~
Zetra: "Mrr hiaed es fraagen!"
Ayeka: "What?"
She unwrapped her head.
Ayeka: "There, now you can breathe."
Zetra: "I said, my head is freezing!"
Rei and Albert put on their winter clothes.
Ayeka: "Mine isn----OWWWW!!!! My Head!!!!"
She grabbed her head and tried to pull it off.
Ayeka: "Get off!"
Meanwhile Rei was laughing to death.
Albert: "Why are you laughing, it was wrong for them to kidnap us and turn us into monkeys but they're generally nice."
Rei: "She's trying to rip her head off though."
He stopped laughing and went to the other side of the room.
Rei: "Come one, maybe we can escape."
Meanwhile, people were giving Ayeka and Zetra funny looks.
Zetra: "Ahh! Ayeka, we gotta control ourselves...I think Rei and Albert are trying to escape."
Ayeka: "Ok."
She calmed down a bit.
~meanwhile~
Rei: "Do you think they found out?"
Suddenly the door shuts on their tails.
Albert: "BEEEEEP!! A-yup."
Rei: "OWWWWWWWWW MY TAIL!!!!"
He went to rub his tail but noticed it was gone.
Rei:O____O
Albert: OUR TAILS!!!!...Something tells me we should have stayed in bed this morning.