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Crossover Sleepover

Accessing Email Database

Email Address book found.

Accessing Anime characters' emails

Emails listed:

Ryou Bakura:

bakurascurse@shadow.com

Marik Ishtar:

facemywrath@shadow.com

Yugi Moto:

phaoroah@shadow.com

Joey Wheeler:

I_rock@yahoo.com

Serenity Wheeler:

mysitcal_serenity@yahoo.com

Mai Valentine:

harpys_lure@yahoo.com

Seto Kaiba:

setokaiba@setokaiba.com

Ryoko Hakubi:

I_love_tenchi@fighter.net

Washu Hakubi:

genius@madscientist.com

Tenchi Masaki:

noneedforpoorme@help.com

Sasami Jurai:

Loves_to_cook@cooking.net

Mihoshi Kuramitzu:

Galaxy_police@klutz.com

Robin:

must_kill_slade@fighter.net

Starfire:

butterfly_blossoms@tamaran.net

Beast Boy:

beasty_hunk@joker.com

Raven:

this_is_pointless@gothic.net

Message to be sent:

You are invited to K9 and SR23's sleepover extravaganza! You will be at K9's mansion August 13th 4:00 PM SHARP. Don't bother hiding, we'll make sure you come.

-K9 and SR23

Message sent

K9 and SR23 cackled after the send button was clicked.

K9: Let the games begin!

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Later that Day:

Masaki Household:

Ryoko: TENCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU WIL ESCORT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Tenchi: *sarcastically* Great… *hears Ayeaka screaming curse words* Oh boy…

*In the den*

Ayeaka: *to Ryoko* HOW COME YOU GOT INVITED AND I DIDN'T?!

Ryoko: K9 hates your guts, dumbass.

Ayeaka: *gets steamed* BUT YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING WITH LORD TENCHI!

Ryoko: That's a great idea! I'll sleep with him in the pool! ^0^

Ayeaka: *kicks Ryoko outside in the rain*

Ryoko: HEY! *charges back in and hits Ayeaka and they fight*

Tenchi: *walking down the stairs*

Sasami: TENCHI! YOU GOT INVITED! ^^

Tenchi: *gives out a small grin and walks in the den along with Sasami*

Ryoko: *with a black eye* HE'S MAH MAN! *hugs a Tenchi plushie*

Ayeaka: MINE! *rips the plushie out of Ryoko's arms*

Ryoko: HE'S MINE, ADMIT IT! *and pulls of the toy's arm and the two play tug of war*

Tenchi: O_O *slowly walks in the kitchen*

Washu: (walks out of lab) Tenchi! I got invited to the party too! YOU CAN BE MY SLEEPOVER GUINEA PIG!

Tenchi: Someone save me...

Washu: *walking in the den and sees Ayeaka and Ryoko fighting over the poor Tenchi plushie and sits on the couch*

Ryoko and Ayeaka: MINE!!!!!

Washu: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!

Ryoko and Ayeaka: *shuts up and Ryoko rips the plushie's arm off*

Ryoko: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mourns over the plushie's arm*

Ayeaka: YES! *hugs the plushie*

Washu: -_-;

Tenchi: Uh…maybe we should get going.

Ryoko: GREAT IDEA! ^^ *on Tenchi's arm* Admit it, I am the woman of your dreams!

Tenchi: *sighs and sweatdrops*

Ayeaka: *clutching her fist and breaks the couch*

Sasami: O_O Calm down, big sister!

Mihoshi: *wakes up* Huh wha?

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Moto Household:

Yugi: Hey Yami, we've got an e-mail!

Yami: Is it from Ishizu!?

Yugi: No, otherwise I'd say YOU'VE got an e-mail.

Yami: Darn…

Yugi: We've been invited to a sleepover party hosted by two authoresses!

Yami: Is Ishizu going!?

Yugi: She wasn't invited.

Yami: I'M NOT GOING UNLESS ISHIZU IS TOO!

Yugi: Marik, Bakura, and Kaiba will be there…

Yami: *evil grin* Let's go.

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Ishtar Household:

Marik: *leaving his house* See ya Ishizu! I'm going to some crazy sleepover party!

Ishizu: Say hellow to the pharoah for me.

Marik: *thinking* Oh I WILL and I'll KILL HIM too!

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Kaiba Household:

Mokuba: Hey, Kaiba! There's an email for you!

Kaiba: Ugh, is it one of those deranged stalkers again?

Mokuba: No, it's from 2 authoresses.

Kaiba: Who?

Mokuba: It's from K9 and SR23.

Kaiba: Who the hell's SR23?

Mokuba: *shrug* Either a new author or a forgotten one.

Kaiba: I'm not going.

Mokuba: *looks at the email again* Serenity's invited.

Kaiba: *eyes light up* SERENITY?! Then that's different! *gets his stuff ready*

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Bakura Household:

Ryou: Bakura we've got an e-mail.

Bakura: From who!?

Ryou: K9 and SR23.

Bakura: K9 AND SR23!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs in idiotic circles screaming like heck*

Ryou: What's wrong?

Bakura: THEY TORTURE ME!

Ryou: How?

Bakura: SR23 treats me like her love puppet and K9 makes me bake cookies!

Ryou: The cookie part isn't so bad…

Bakura: THEY'RE STILL EVIL! Hey… why'd the email us anyway?

Ryou: Inviting us to some sleepover.

Bakura: I'M NOT GOING!

Ryou: Yami will be there.

Bakura: *pauses* *grins*

Ryou: I take it your going?

Bakura: *nods head evilly*

Ryou: *sweatdrops* Okay then…

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Wheeler Household (In which Mai is visiting):

Mai: *looking at Jou's email* Porn, porn, porn, JOU WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PORN SUSCRIBTIONS?!

Jou: HEY! Those are private!

Serenity: *walking in Jou's room* Hey, big brother! What are you doing? *looks over Mai's shoulder* O_O does Mom know you have these?

Jou: SERENITY!!!!!

Mai: Look, Jou, you have an email. *reads the email* We're invited to a sleepover.

Jou: Who's it from?

Mai: It's from SR23 and K9.

Jou: GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP THEM AWAY!!!

Mai: What does SR23 do?

Jou: *whimper* She and her friend Nat (ROBINROX) raped me!

Serenity: Aww *hugs Jou*

Jou: I'm not going.

Mai: Yugi, Bakura, and Malik are going.

Jou: I won't change my mind!

Mai: Kaiba's going…

Jou: KAIBA?! I'm gonna kick his ass this time!

Serenity: So we're going?!

Jou: You bet!

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Titans Tower:

Robin: *pacing* Must kill Slade, must kill Slade, must kill Slade-

Computer: You've got mail.

Robin: *still chanting as he checks e-mail* Sleepover? Who cares? I HAVE TO KILL SLADE!

Starfire: *bursting in Robin's room with a cheery smile* ROBIN! We have been invited to a sleepover!

Robin: *not paying attention* Must kill Slade, must kill Slade…

Starfire: Wonderful! I see you are excited as I am!

Robin: *still chanting must kill Slade*

Starfire: Robin, can you help me pack?

Robin: *stops chanting without thinking* *thinking: If I help Starfire, I might have a chance to hold her underwear! I hope she has Victoria's Secret panites!* Okay, I'll help!

Starfire: Most wonderful!

(Starfire's room)

Robin: *holding Star's panties and rubs his face on them* Oh yeah…

Starfire: Robin?

Robin: *drops the panties* GAH! I didn't do it!

Starfire: Do what?

Robin: Nothing *thinking: Whew, that was close*

Starfire: *closing her suitcase* I think that is it, thank you for helping me, Robin.

Robin: No problem, Starfire, now I got to get back to work *turns around but Star grabs his wrist*

Starfire: May I help you pack?

Robin: I'm not going.

Starfire: *looking down* Oh…

Robin: *thinking* Damnit, I don't want her to make her sad and who knows, I might spend a night with her… *grins evilly*

Starfire: *confused* Robin?

Robin: Huh? Oh…well, I guess I'll take a break…okay, I'll come…

Starfire: *hearts in her eyes* Glorious! I shall help you pack! *runs out of the room*

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Raven: *checking e-mail* Why do I even have e-mail? *sees letter from K9 and SR23* What a pointless request. I am not going.

BB: *bursts into Raven's room, making Raven angry* Yo Raven! Let's get ready for this sleepover! *thinking* Score! A night with Raven! I'll cast my spell on her and she will fall in love with me!

Raven: I heard that.

BB: Heard what?

Raven: Your thoughts.

BB: EeP! Um… uh… so… you coming or not?

Raven: *sighs* I got nothing else better to do. *thinking* I actually wouldn't mind being alone with BB…

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K9 and Co Mansion:

K9: Okay, well, *looks around the mansion* other members and OCs gone, rooms picked for guests, decorations and food out, I think we got it all done SR!

SR23: Uh… sure!

Keiko: *pops up* You forgot me.

K9: Oh… hello Keiko… *sweatdrops* you leaving?

Keiko: Nope.

K9: Darn it.

Keiko: Must… destroy… Yu-Gi-Oh people…

K9: Well, nice seeing you Keiko! *shoves her out of the mansion* Phew! She's gone!

DING DONG.

K9 opened the door and Ryoko walked in dragging Tenchi, Washu and Sasami walking happily behind, and Mihoshi walking in half-asleep. Mihoshi st down on the couch and immediatley fell asleep.

SR23: WAKE UP, YOU LOUSY EXCUSE FOR A COP! *kicks Mihoshi out of the couch*

Mihoshi: *sleepy tone* Meh, give me 5 more minutes… *snore*

SR23: Karaoke!

Mihoshi: YAY! I LOVE KARAOKE!!!

SR23: *grins and sees Jou and BB* JOU AND BB-CHAN!!! *hugs them both and crushing their oxygen*

Jou and BB: Can't…breathe… *passes out*

SR23: *drops them* Good lord…

Mihoshi: *falls back asleep*

K9: There's just no helping that girl. *sees Bakura and Ryou* BAKURA-SAN! *hugs* How's my best cookie person?

Bakura: Can't… breath…

K9: Really?

Bakura: *passes out*

Ryou: I see why he's scared of her…

Mai: *walks in with Serenity and sees SR23 hugging Jou* GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM!

SR23: Huh? *accidentally drops Jou and BB* Oh it's only Mai.

Mai: *anger rises*

Serenity: Big brother, are you okay?

Jou: @_@ Easy squeezy lemon peezy…

Malik and Marik: *try to walk in unnoticed*

K9 and SR23: IT'S THE LACKIES!

Malik and Marik: MEEP!

K9 and SR23: HI LACKIES!

Malik and Marik: *stare*

K9 and SR23: No, we're not going to hurt you.

Malik and Marik: Phew…

K9 and SR23: WE'RE GONNA TORTURE YOU!

Malik and Marik: IT'S THE SAME THING!

The other three titans finally alive. Robin has a shock-ridden state on his face, due to the fact that's he's once again in the lair of K9 and SR23 (okay K9… but who cares). Starfire is extremeley happy, as always, and Raven looks bored. Kaiba enters not too much later, carrying his trademark breifcase. Yami is right behind him, looking ever so mad, with Yugi holding him back so he won't attack.

K9: Hi people!

People: *waves hesitantly*

SR23: Welcome to the party!

K9: Guess what we're doing first?

People: What?

K9 and SR23: SPIN THE BOTTLE!

People: o_0

K9: Don't worry, you'll survive.

SR23: Hopefully!

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Yisyis, I'm working on this with SR23 over AIM. Expect many funny chappies ahead and you shall be HAPPY! WAHAHAHAHAHA!