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Mystery Saiyan Theater 3000 Post 103, part 2: Alien Conflict, Chapter 2: War Planet Writen by: Spawn: The Resurected One MSTed by: Persona Disclaimer: Alien Conflict is a trademark of Spawn: The Resurected One a.k.a DarkSpawn. This story was written with the permission of DarkSpawn. [This continues directly from part 1. Everyone enters the theater. They sit, from right to left: Goku, Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Sonic] TRUNKS: Two in a row! That's a little too much! SONIC: I still can't see how Knux is gonna carry the fic alone! >Overview: > > The planet earth. Los Angeles. The year 2059. ALL: Huh? AMY: When did we jump planets? >Two years after the second American civil war ended >which had lasted from the years 1998 to 2057. VEGETA: Surprisingly, an arguement over Jolt cola started the war. The country was divided down the middle by the "Tastes Great" and "Less Feeling" factions. >This war was ended by >an H-bomb which unexpectedly left the entire United States >of America in near ruins. Only 100,000 people survived. >Governments, law, and technology had nearly collapsed. TAILS: I'd say that consitiutes complete ruin. >Back on mobius, a Sonic the Hedgehog clone is created SONIC: What! You mean I've still got to be a part of this even after I'm dead? GOKU: Don't worry, you get used to it after a while. SONIC: YOU would know. >and must stop a cybernetic race know as the Borg KNUCKLES: WHAT? GOHAN: You mean to say this... AMY: Is a double crossover... TRUNKS: With Star Trek?! ALL: AHHHHHHHH! >from invading planets with the aid of the freedom fighters >of Knothole 2. TAILS: What freedom fighters? Everyone but Knux is dead! GOKU: I think Spawn is reffering to the everlasting supply of red shirts needed to make a fic like this work. TAILS: Oh. >As this predatory Sonic tries to find out who he >really is, they later discover the Borg's next destination. >Earth: 2059 A.D. Now Sonic must not only try to stop the >Borg from invading Earth, SONIC: Really? And why would I give a rat's ass about a planet I've never even been to before? >but the aliens as well..........if he chooses to. SONIC: You mean I have a choice? Ahem.... SCREW EARTH! PERSONA: HEY! > > > >I BET YOU'RE GONNA THINK THIS IS BETTER THAT THE FIRST >HUH?????????????????????? VEGETA: Well, no. > > >ALIEN CONFLICT WEB PAGE GOHAN: SHAMELESS PLUG TIME! > >Yep. Here's what will be on the page: > >-All three ALIEN/SONIC STORIES (Alien: Sonic 3 comming Soon) >-PIC section AMY: Oh yes, we really need pics of freedom fighters getting rended limb from limb. >-links to ALIENS and SONIC websites >-Comment section (what people say about the stories) TAILS: I've got a few comments for you... >-ALIEN/SONIC FAQ (questions on the story >-POSSIBLY info on ALIEN and SONIC video games > >If you have an idea for the web page, please feel free to e- >mail me at "aliensonictrilogy@mailexcite.com" > >BONUS: A review of ALIEN: RESURRECTION: > >"I saw it and it kicked major ass!" - Spawn (thatz me) KNUCKLES: A review worthy of the New York Times. > > > > >This ALIEN/SONIC story goes out to all of my AOL buddies who >have come and gone..... GOKU: Not one word Vegeta. VEGETA: But it's right there! GOKU: NO! >WHAT UP? :-) [Vegeta makes a big show of not saying anything.] > > > > > > > > >SPAWN: The resurrected one presents......again...... KNUCKLES: You mean part one got sent up again? ALL: NOOOO! > > > > >Yep. Again :-).....HI, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) :-) ALL : HI, SPAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-( >-( |-( (_|_) GOKU: VEGETA! > > > >The sequel to CRY OF THE XENOMORPH [Everyone does a drumrole.] > > > > > > > A&E BIOGRAPHY: THE GREAT CORNHOLIO [All facefault] > > "I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"-- ALL: THE HELL? > > > > > Sorry. Wrong story...... TAILS: No, please don't stop on our account! > > > > > > > > ALIEN CONFLICT: CHAPTER TWO: GOKU: Electric Boogaloo! VEGETA: What are you talking about? GOKU: Well, a lot of other MSTers use that line during part two of a series. I just didn't want to break the trend. [An explosion can be heard, and a piece of the fourth wall crashes on Goku's head.] > WAR PLANET > > > > > > > > Due to mature content, it is advised that no one under the > age on 15 should read this story. Thanx. TAILS: Hold on a second, didn't part one have an age warning of 12 an up? AMY: Yeah, I think so. TAILS: Oh yeah, this one's gonna hurt. > > > > > >MOBIUS: 3237 A.D- THE FLOATING ISLAND > > Knuckles looked at the plaque on the ground which >reminded him of Sonic. TRUNKS: The fact that it was Sonic's memorial might have had something to do with it. >It reminded him of the horrifying >incident that occurred 2 years ago. The eggs. The aliens. >The slain freedom fighters. The death of the entire >Chaotix. The memory of Sonic's horrifying scream caused by >an alien bursting from his half dead and bloody body. The >explosion. The destruction of Mechanopolis. The death of a >friend. KNUCKLES: All this and more in the first installment of Alien Conflict! >Knuckles would have nightmares about this incident >every night. SONIC: The rest of us ain't fairing that much better either. >They were always the same. Aliens invading >the floating island and killing the people that inhabited >it. But they are all dead now. All the aliens. Deceased. GOHAN: Therefore canceling the need to write this story! The end. >At least that's what he thought. GOHAN: Damn. >The nightmares were >becoming more real every night. He kept having a feeling >inside him that there were still surviving aliens. A new >nightmare had occurred last night. A cybernetic race known >as the Borg kept saying one message to him. AMY : Eat at Joe's, eat at Joe's, eat at Joe's... >"4 of 10, we are the Borg. You must be added into the >collective once again. Escape is irrelevant. Resistance >is futile......" [A stunned silence fills the theater.] KNUCKLES: "Added into the collective once again." You mean to say I was a borg drone at some point? TRUNKS: At least he didn't lable you 7 of 9. [Knuckles shudders at the thought] >This dream reminded him of another incident that occurred 10 >years ago. When the Borg killed his entire family. AMY: I thought Knuckles' family was killed by aliens. VEGETA: Only the second chapter and already retconing, I'm impressed. >When he was assimilated into the Borg collective. A group of >freedom fighters rescued him when they found the Borg ship >from receiving a threatening transmission. GOHAN: PLOT CONTRIVIANCE POWERS ACTIVATE! >4 of 10 was his Borg designation. Some say that being >assimilated into the Borg is a thousand times more >terrifying than being roboticised. Knuckles wasn't >sure, but he thought he saw assimilated aliens in >the dream. His thoughts were interrupted when he saw >Sally walk up to him. ALL: AHHH! ZOMBIE! >"You all right, Knuckles?" asked Sally. KNUCKLES : AHHHHH! YOU'RE...... HAUNTING ME!!! SONIC: About how many people are going to get that one? >"Yea..... I just miss >Sonic." Knuckles wished that Sonic had known Sally and >Tails were still alive when he died. ALL: The hell? TAILS: When did we gain immortallity? >Sally told Knux that the Sally and Tails that >Sonic saw die were clones used to trick him. [The theater is filled with a stunned silence. Again.] VEGETA: You know, someone has got to be helping Spawn with this fic. GOKU: Why do you say that? VEGITA: Because there's no way Spawn could have reached far enough into his ass to pull that plot device out! > The real Sally and Tails were held in captivity >by the now slain Mecha Sonic. They barely managed to escape >to the floating island before the explosion...... TAILS: Well, that at least sounds more like us. TRUNKS: Come on, you know as well as I do that you've only been brought back to life to get killed again. TAILS : Anyone ever told you that you can be REALLY depressing? > Knuckles laid on his bed. The time was 0200 hours. >The nightmares of the aliens and borg cautioned him not to >sleep. As he looked at the ceiling, an image flashed into >his mind. Borg were coming towards him. "4 of 10, you will >be assimilated." Knuckles gasped when the image was over. >This was no daydream. It was a telepathic message. They >have begun an invasion. But why would the borg tell him >this? GOHAN: They were overcome by the power of the plot device that was bringing them here. >He had to tell Sally. AMY : Of course we believe you Knux. Get the tranquilizers and rubber room on standby. > "I know it sounds crazy, but I know that they've begun >an invasion!" Knuckles sat for an hour trying to convince >Sally and the rest of the floating island's citizens. TRUNKS: And failed miserably. The invasion went smoothly and the world was assimilated within the day. The end. >"Knuckles, why would they just suddenly start an invasion, >and why would they tell you?" asked Sally. KNUCKLES: They're stupid? >"I don't know, but I'm certain that it's happening!" >Sally thought for a moment. "Where are they going?" >asked Sally. "I'm not sure, but they are near Mobius. >I suggest we take action," AMY : Really? And I was all up for doing nothing. >said Knuckles. "Lets get all the weapons we got. Plasma >rifles, flame throwers, grenade launchers, everything." >...... > > Knuckles, Sally, and about 10 others came to the borg >ship via a space ship. SONIC: As opposed to taking the bus. >On the walls were members of the >borg collective. Laying in a chamber. Possibly >regenerating. "Over there," pointed Knuckles. He pointed >to a computer mounted on the wall. "First, we need to >overload it." Knuckles ran to the computer and started >typing like there was no tomorrow. TAILS: Pretty impressive for someone who, as far as we know, doesn't have any fingers. >(pretty fast huh?) Then >the computer short-circuited and shut down. "All right. >The aren't going anywhere--" Knux's words were interrupted >when 5 borg walked towards the freedom fighters. VEGETA: I am Windows of Borg, this drone has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. >Knuckles and the others quickly raised their laser >rifles and shot the borg drones. They fell. More >borg came. They were shot down. More came. KNUCKLES: Gotta love these intense and unpredictable action scenes. GOKU: Pity that the real thing was this predictable as well. >No effect. "They've adapted to our >weapons!" said Knuckles as the borg came towards them. All >they could use now was their fists. Knuckles tried punching >one of the borg. It blocked him and punched Knuckles' >shoulder. The punch to his shoulder caused a loud crack. >It was now dislocated. Knuckles quickly used his other >fist. GOKU: Which was also promply dislocated. > He then discovered that half the freedom fighters >were either taken of dead. TAILS: Gee, what a surprise. GOKU: "Taken of dead"? GOHAN: Maybe it's the Borg's zombie troops? >Sally kept shooting the borg >that headed towards her. No effect. Knuckles grabbed a >plasma rifle and shot all the borg down. TRUNKS: Is it just me, or didn't the last paragraph say that the borg had adapted to their weapons? VEGETA: Just smile and nod. >Except for one. It short circuited and blew apart. GOHAN: So Knuckles misses and the drone spontainiously exploded then? SONIC : I guess. >The blast flew Sally >into the wall. Although she didn't hit it. She passed >through it. AMY: So Sally's gained intangeablity now? >Knuckles stood in confusion. VEGETA: Along with the rest of us. >He tried running through the wall. SONIC : CHARGE!!! >He bumped into it SONIC : OUCH! RETREAT!!! >He then knew it was a hidden portal that >suddenly opened. ALL: ..... GOKU: So..... Random portals to God knows where are common occurance on Mobius? SONIC: Not the last time I checked. TRUNKS: You know what? I think we just crossed over with "Sliders" now. TAILS: Sonic, Aliens, Star Trek, Sliders.... What's next? >Where did it take Sally? Knuckles didn't know when >the next one would be active. He had no way of >knowing how to find her. He stared at the wall with >an angry look. "Damn." ...... KNUCKLES: ...you wall! This is all your fault! GOHAN: You know, that joke doesn't really work when it really IS the wall's fault. > Sally woke up. She stood up and looked around. VEGETA: Insert your favorite "HELP! I'm traped in a bad fanfic!" joke here. >Buildings surrounded her surrounded her. GOKU: ECHO! Echo! echo.... >The people who walked by wore huge shirts hats, >and pants. Some carried boomboxes that played fast >rap. The people were human. Sally could tell where >and when she was by reading history. Earth. 2059 A.D. SONIC: Umm... Huh? TAILS: Why would we know anything about Earth history? We're nowhere near Earth! TRUNKS: I think it's one of those questions that can never be answered. Like, why was this story written? >A few teenage boys with cigarettes in their mouths >walked up to her. PERSONA: ARGH! Even in the future the Outsiders are still around! WHY WON'T THAT DAMN BOOK DIE! OTHERS: .....Uhh, right. >One had a gun pointed at her. SONIC: WHAT!? She's gonna die already? GOKU: Think of it this way, at least she won't have to suffer the entire fic. SONIC : Yeah, right. > Knuckles sat down and talked to the freedom fighters at >the floating island. "She fell into a portal. I don't know >when and or where she went." VEGETA : Meeting ajourned. Lets all get drunk! >The sudden chatting and reactions to the crowd were >interrupted. "May I make a suggestion?" said a >freedom fighter. It was Raymond. AMY: The author's current walking plot device. >He was a scientist (also an eagle) TAILS: Well whoop-de-shit. SONIC: TAILS! Language! >who lived at the floating >island. "Perhaps I could create an android that could >locate portals. It would be done by morning." Knuckles >thought for a moment. TRUNKS: You could see the smoke pouring out of his ears. >"Get to work." GOKU : Yesssssss master. > Raymond opened up a cryochamber full of freedom fighter >blood samples. Each in little bottles. He took the one >labeled "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG." A few hours later, a cloned >Sonic laid in a chamber. AMY: Wasn't he supposed to make an android? VEGETA : A buddy of mine, Dr. Gero, told me that androids were more trouble than they were worth. >Not moving. Then, his hand moved, then his arm. AMY : It's alive! IT'S ALIIIIIIVE! >He breathed heavy. Moved slowly. Raymond >helped him up and put him on a table as he slowly came >to...... KNUCKLES : Don't you at least have a bed? My newly formed spine is starting to warp. > It was now 1:30 A.M. Raymond was asleep. The cloned >Sonic awoke on the table. He slowly got off the table and >stood up. He was confused. TRUNKS : Why am I still in this fic? Didn't I die? >What an I doing here? he thought. How can I be alive? >He then didn't know where he was. Why did he think What >am I doing here? ? Where is here? GOKU: Here is where you are right now. >He was devoid of almost all memories. He didn't know >who he is, who his friends are, where he is. All he >remembered was his death. GOHAN: Which is still pretty impressive considering he was cloned from a blood sample with no memory ingrams what so ever. >He slowly walked outside the lab and walked outside. TAILS: This last scene brought to you by the department of redundancy department. >He looked around trying to figure out >where he was. His walk led him to a group of huts. He >entered one of them. In a room he saw a figure laying in >bed. It was Knuckles. Sonic slowly walked towards him. VEGETA : I feel so funny when I'm around him. OTHERS: EWWW! VEGETA! >He felt Knuckles' face in curiosity ALL: AHHHHHH! VEGETA: It was only a joke! I take it back! >not knowing who or what he was. Knuckles awoke. >He immediately got up in fear. TAILS : I don't wanna be in a yaoi scene! >"No........You're dead!" Sonic walked towards him and spoke >for the first time. "Who are you?" Knuckles was still >afraid. "You're dead!" Sonic briefly touched Knuckles' >face. Sonic stared at him. "Why do you want to kill me?" KNUCKLES: Who doesn't? SONIC: HEY! >Knuckles was now not only afraid, but confused. How could >Sonic have known that? Knuckles was so afraid, he wanted to >kill him. Sonic read his mind with a touch on his face. SONIC: Resurected and brought back with the Vulcan mind meld? GOHAN: Well, we HAVE crossed over with Star Trek already. >"Who are you?" asked Knuckles. Sonic replied. "I wish I >knew." Knuckles was even more confused. "Do you know who I >am?" KNUCKLES: You're Sonic the Hedgehog, my sidekick. [Sonic glares daggers at Knuckles.] > Knuckles sat by Raymond while Sonic sat in another >room. "It's a clone," said Raymond. "You requested >something that could locate portals." "Something simple," >said Knuckles. "I wanted a simple android, not a Sonic >remake" TRUNKS : Well, if you can't appreciate my genius then next time build your own portal detecter! >"My apologies. But it can locate portals." "It >gives me the creeps." "Do you want me to destroy it?" "No. >It's fine." VEGETA: Well if it's fine then why did you complain? >"I think you should call it "him". He is a male. SONIC: Gee, thank you for stating the obvious. >Why don't you talk to him and refresh his memory." AMY : Okay, I'll go get the mallet. > Sonic walked through the floating island GOKU: Sonic has intangability as well? >looking at the scenery. He then saw Tails bouncing >a basketball on a court. He stopped when he saw Sonic >watching him. "Sonic!" TAILS: Good to see you! How have you been? Wait.... Weren't you dead? GOKU : ......Brains..... >Tails ran up to him and hugged him. "Do you remember me, >Sonic?" Sonic smiled. "Yes, I do." "Are we gonna find >Sally?" KNUCKLES : Why? You're here. [Everyone turns green and Sonic and Tails and nearly pass out, Amy then smashes Knuckles into his seat with her mallet.] AMY: BAKA! No Kefka! >"There won't be an active portal for 48 hours." >"Wanna play a game?" "I'm not sure how to play." TAILS : Do you like scary movies? >"Just try to take the ball from me and throw it into the net." >"Sounds simple." Tails started bouncing the ball. "Just >don't use you're super speed, okay Sonic?" "All right." >Tails tried to get pass him. Sonic grabbed the ball. He >stood there bouncing it. "Gimmie the ball," said Tails SONIC: But you just said to take it from you. >jokingly. Sonic pushed Tails sending him to the other side >of the court and stared at him in an expressionless look. >Tails looked at him. "Why'd you do that?" TRUNKS : That's child abuse! I'LL SUE! >Sonic walked away and threw the ball into the net >with one hand without even looking at the net...... SONIC: Yeah, damn I'm good. > "I didn't feel like playing," said Sonic as he talked >to Knuckles in an emotionless way. "Sonic, you didn't have >to push him." Sonic looked confused. GOKU : But... He was...... LOOKING at me! >"You could've just told him you didn't want to play." >"I'm......sorry." "It's not me who you should >apologize to." Sonic sat for a minute thinking. GOHAN : I like muffins. > Sonic and a team of freedom fighters, including >Knuckles, walked through the floating island. Sonic pointed >at a tree. "There's a portal. Let's go." AMY: *POKE* VEGETA : AHHH! MY EYE! TAILS : Heh, sucker! >They walked through the invisible portal and found >themselves in a bright white demension full of >portals that led to different places and times. TAILS: AHH! We've been sent to another dimension! VEGETA: I feel your pain. >Sonic used his mental ability to point >out the one Sally came through. "She went that way," They >walked towards the portal when Sonic stopped. "Wait." >Everyone looked at Sonic in confusion. He looked at >Knuckles and walked towards him. "Sonic, you smell >somthin'?" asked Knuckles. GOKU : Yeah, when's the last time you took a bath? >"Leave him," said Sonic. "Why should we?" asked a >freedom fighter. "He has one inside him." TRUNKS: He's got Neo inside him? GOHAN: It said he had "one" inside him, not "The One". TRUNKS: Sorry, my bad. > "What do you mean? What's inside me?" asked >Knuckles. Sonic looked at him for a few seconds redy to >explain his fate. SONIC: Well Knux, we're trapped in a theater with four Saiyans, being forced to read..... Oh wait, you mean them. >"There's an alien inside your chest. >It's a queen. It's a pretty nasty one, too. And in a few >hours, it's going to burst through your rib cage and tear >you flesh into countles pieces, and you're gonna die." VEGETA : So, who want's lunch? >Knuckles had a shocked look on his face. Sonic came closer. >"Any questions?" "Sonic, there has been no alien activity >on mobius for two years," said Raymond. "Where would the >facehugger come from?" TAILS : Well, you see the giant portal on the left? It's really a plot hole. >"We have to leave him," said Sonic. >"Sonic, all of the aliens were destroyed!" said Tails. >Sonic said nothing. He had no proof of Knuckles being >impregnated. KNUCKLES: Thank God for that! I have a rep to uphold you know. >They walked through the portal. They dropped to the ground. TRUNKS: It was the right portal, but it spit them out at three thousand feet in the air. They all hit the ground with a resplandant splat. The end. TAILS: I can fly you know. >A city surrounded them. GOHAN: In a classic pincer formation. >The same one Sally saw when she arrived. Snow was everywhere. AMY: It's South Park! GOKU: I hope not. We have too many crossovers as it is already! >Teenagers walked by with loose shirts and jeans. >Some teens had cigaretts in their mouths. VEGETA: Oh look, it's the Outsiders again. PERSONA: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! >Surprisingly, there were no >adults. "Where'd she go, Sonic?" asked Raymond. Sonic >looked coonfused. "I'm uncertain." "Is this the past or >future?" asked Knuckles. "Judging from scenery, I'd say >this is Earth 2059. Sally not only went to another place, >but another time." KNUCKLES: Though as to why we would know anything about Earth history is still a complete mystery. >"Isn't this a couple years after a cival >war?" asked a freedom fighter. "Sure is." Sonic saw people >down the street starring at him and the others. GOHAN : What? You never seen a four foot tall talking blue hedgehog before? >"Let's discuss this someplace else," said Sonic. They went to an >unpopulated alley nearby. "All right everyone. Let's split >up and look for Sally. TAILS: After all, we'll be easier to kill off that way. >This is a pretty violent culture so >try to be carefull and try to stay out of history's way. >Get some clothing, some money, and any form of >transportation. Remember to be carfull at all times. Keep >an eye on your watches. I'll meet you all back here in five >hours. All right, let's split." AMY: *RIIIP* SONIC: That had to hurt. >The group seperated. >Sonic walked down the sidewalk. He did not want to endanger >innocent lives by using his super speed. After walking for >a few minutes, he saw someone in loose clothing walking >towards him. He wore a "METALLICA" hat backwards, a large >"WU-TANG CLAN" T-shirt and Large "TOMMY HILFIGER" jeans. GOKU: Shameless product plugs numbers one, two, and three. VEGETA: Hey Spawn, It's not like you're geting paid for the advertising! >Sonic walked away into another unpopulated alley. The >teenager ran towards him, grabbed him, and pointed a gun at >his head. "Got any money?" said the teenager. Sonic fliped TAILS: ...the bird and said "I don't even got any clothes you idiot!" >him over and onto the ground. The teen tripped Sonic over >and grabbed his neck. "Don't fuck with me, man! I want >some money!" Sonic kicked the teen's crotch. [All guys in the theater give a sympathy groan.] >Blood came out of his mouth and he passed out. [All guys in the thater look on wide eyed and fall out of their seats.] GOKU: That hurts just thinking about it! >Sonic quickly stole his >clothes and money and walked away. A half hour later Sonic >still walked the streets of L.A looking for Sally. AMY: Well, now we know this isn't South Park. GOHAN: You're right. This is much worse! >Along the way, he saw a teenager sitting in a car with rap music >on full blast. As Sonic walked up to him, the teen looked >back. "What up, homes?" Sonic pointed a large rifle at him TRUNKS: So Sonic has access to hammerspace now? >that he stole earlier. TRUNKS: Oh. >"Get out of the car." The teen >pulled out a pistol. "Oh please." Sonic shot the pistol >out of his hand. "Get out of the car, smart-ass!" As the >fightend teen ran out the car, Sonic got in. He looked at >the controls for a moment learning the functions of the car. KNUCKLES: Oh, okay. What? How? >He then drove away still looking for Sally...... TRUNKS: ....when he realized that you can't learn how to drive a car just by looking at the controls, and promptly crashed into a telephone pole. > An hour had passed. Still no sign of Sally. Suddenly, >a gunshot fired. Sonic stopped the car and ran out with >normal speed into a building. AMY: That's a good thing. Running into a building at super speed would be bound to leave a large splatter radius. >He then ran out the back door >and stopped to a deadlock. He saw a lifeless body laying on >the ground. A bullet-hole appeard in the head with a giant >pool of blood flowing from it. Sonic starred at the body in >sadness and grief as a single tear fell from his eye. This >lifeless body was the coarpse of Sally Acorn...... SONIC: Well, that was pointless. GOHAN: Not really, she served her purpose in bringing you all there. VEGETA: The life of a walking plot device is truely a thankless one. > Sonic stood at the rendezvous point. His mind was >still filled with grief. Someone who he loved his whole >life had died. Even though his face was expressionless, the >grief in his mind would not go away. TAILS: It chained itself to his brainstem in a formal protest. >A few minutes later, >Knuckles and Tails arrived, each wearing loose clothing. >"Where's Sally?" asked Tails. Sonic was too sad to tell. >"............She took a bullet to the head. GOKU: For someone "too sad to tell", he said that rather easily. >I found her body 30 miles down that way." KNUCKLES: And you just LEFT her there?! >They starred at Sonic in >sadness. "I'm sorry." Knuckles and Tails tried no to cry. >"Everyone else might have suffered the same fate." "I >guess, we're goin' home," said Knuckles. TRUNKS: Just like that? Without even bothering to check on the status of your men? Your leadership really sucks! SONIC&KNUCKLES: HEY! VEGETA: You two seem awfully quiet. AMY: Well, never once have we ever assumed leadership of the Freedom Fighters. TAILS: Besides, more often than not, their leadership realy does suck. SONIC&KNUCKLES : Traitors..... >"Is there a portal >active?" "Not for a week." said Sonic. "A week?" asked >Knuckles. "That's right, Knux. I guess we're stuck here >for a little while." "So...what are we supposed to do?" >asked Tails. GOHAN: Get totally smashed! >"Guess we're gonna have to fit in."...... VEGETA: A blue hedgehog, red echidna, and two tailed fox, all of which can stand on two feet, talk, and are wearing oversized clothing, in a city populated by humans. Good luck. > Sonic and the others walked a couple of miles towars >Sonic's car. GOKU: Not only does he leave the body behind, but the car as well? >They arrived to find out it wasn't there. >"Aw, shit!" yelled Sonic. "What?" Tails asked. "Someone >stole my car! TAILS: Yeah, don't you just hate it when someone steals your stolen car? There's never a cop around when you need one. >We need to find another." "What about you're speed?" asked Knuckles. KNUCKLES: Well, he hasn't used it at all in part one or two. Why break a trend? >"I don't want to endanger inocent >lives." They walked accross the street when a car screeched >and stopped in front of them. The car driver looked pretty >pissed. "Watch where you're walking, you dumbass!!" Sonic >pulled out a rifle. "That's a nice car you have." The >driver paused for a moment. "Where you headed?" "We're >looking for a place to stay." "Hop in." VEGETA: The moral of the story: When a psychopathic anthromorphic hedgehog points a rifle at you and complements your car, offer him a ride and let him stay at your place for a while. TRUNKS: Words to live by. >The driver drove >away. He was about 15 years of age, wore loose clothing, >and had no hair. Only stripes painted on his head. "My >name's Mitchel," said The driver. "I'm Sonic. This is >Knuckles and Tails." "Pretty cool names for "G"'s." GOKU: If they start talking like the "Great Rapper" Saiyaman, I'm leaving. GOHAN: Shut up. SONIC CAST: Huh? >"What excactly is a "G"?" asked Knuckles. AMY: It's a letter of the alphabet as far as I know. >"You guys new here?" asked Mitchel. "I guess you could >say that." "A "G" is someone who wears big stuff. SONIC: Oh, well in that case we're not "G's". We usually wear nothing and are drawn anatomically incorrect. [An explosion is heard and a piece of the fourth wall lands on Goku's head.] GOKU: HEY! What was that for?! PERSONA: Sorry, force of habbit. [Said piece of the fouth wall then floats in the air and lands on Sonic.] SONIC : Firk'n author.... PERSONA: I heard that! >You guys like Wu-tang?" TRUNKS: I love Tang! >"What?" asked Sonic. "You guys never heard of the Wu-Tang >Clan?" "No." "Just a group of rappers that kick major >ass." Knuckles wispered to Sonic. "Hey, Sonic, why does >everyone here swear all the time?" SONIC: Cause that's the way Spawn's writing them. >"Use it more often. You'll get used to it." Mitchel >put in a "Wu-tang forever" CD and played the music. AMY: A cash register is heard and someone in a suit hands Mitchel a wad of money. >"So Mitchel, what excactly >happened here?" asked Sonic. "Well, ever since the cival >war ended after 60 years from an h-bomb, it seems like it's >not over. TAILS: So it's over, but not over then? GOHAN: Apperently. >A thousand or two people were lucky to be in >underground shelters nation-wide." "If an h-bomb destroyed >the nation, why are there buildings here?" asked Sonic. "We >learned how to build 'em. VEGETA: Just like that huh? >Mostly homes for ourselves. >There were tools and stuff in underground shelters that we >learned to use. Other stuff too. T.V's VCR's, other >appliances. TRUNKS : But we left those behind and took the T.V.'s and VCR's. You know, the essentials for living. > People use to live down there." "So you stole >them for yourselves?" asked Tails. "Yep. Pretty cool >movies and cigaretts were down there two. Cars even. Here >we are." Mitchel pulled up to a small two story house, >filled with teenagers and stereos on full blast. SONIC: Don't worry about the noise. After you go deaf you'll hardly even notice it! >"Mitchel, why are there no adults in this city?" asked Sonic. >"Everyone killed 'em." "Why?" "They were a pain in the >ass." AMY : Riiiiiiiiight. VEGETA: This sounds like "Neo Lord of the Flies in L.A.". GOKU: SSHHHHHH! You might give someone an idea for a movie that'll probably get sent up here! >They walked in. "Ok gyus, bedrooms are upstairs," >said Mitchel as he walked away...... > >In was 11 P.M. GOHAN: Out was ten P.M. >Knuckles, Tails, and Mitchel slpet in a >bedroom upstairs. Sonic had his own room next door. KNUCKLES: You sleep with the genetic freak of nature! TAILS: No! You sleep with him! KNUCKLES: No you! GOKU : Guys! I'm standing right here! TAILS: Oh, umm...... Goodnight Sonic! >Everyone else slept downstairs. 12 P.M. Sonic couldn't >sleep. He just kept starring at the ceiling in thought. TRUNKS: Just how many tiles are there? >Trying to figure out who he really is. Knuckles told him >that they found him barely alive by the ruins of >Mechanopolis. Sonic still wasn't sure. He felt like a >different person. He was once humorus, energetic, and >sometimes a pain in the ass. ALL BUT SONIC: SOMETIMES?! SONIC: HEY! >Now, he feels like a different >person. Too serious and aggressive. He didn't even feel >like the species he is. GOHAN: He felt like he was a porcupine trapped in a hedgehog's body. >His thoughts were inturupted when a >teenage girl in baggy clothing, approximately 17 years of >age walked in. "Can't sleep huh?" said the girl. "No," >said Sonic. "My name's Axel." KNUCKLES: The chick from Streets of Rage? What's she doing here? AMY : Gotta make money somehow. >Axel sat on Sonic's bed. [All stare at the screen in horror.] GOKU: Don't tell me it's going there! AMY: Suddenly...... That last riff doesn't sound so good. >One of your friends told me you're good at basketball." GOHAN : I'd like to know how that's possable. I mean, you're only like 4'3! >"Yea." "I know a few other sports besides basketball." TAILS: Like football, hockey, soccer, tennis..... >Axel slowly took off her shirt. Sonic looked at her anatomy >with curiousity. VEGETA : How come you got four boobs? GOHAN : H-bomb, remember? >"Damn, you're a beautiful girl." KNUCKLES: Gee Sonic, you got over Sally real fast. I mean, she was ONLY the love of your life! SONIC: Shut up Knuckles. VEGETA: You have to admit though, she's making two good arguments about her case right there. GOKU: VEGETA! AMY: Tails, you'd never to anything like that to me would you? TAILS : NO! No! Of course not! AMY : That's good to here. TAILS: AMY : Cause if you did..... TAILS : Gulp..... SONIC: Wow..... Only ten and his life's already over. AMY: BAKA! *WHAM!* [Amy puts her mallet away and you can only see Sonic's head sticking out of his seat.] VEGETA: Hmmm.... Kinda reminds me of Bulma. Kid, you have my pity. SONIC : HEY! Why didn't you hit him? AMY: I would, but I don't want to die. GOKU: Okay, new rule. Anyone can hit anyone without fear of retaliation as long as you don't try to kill anyone and that the person deserves the shot. Agreed? ALL: Agreed. >"Hope you're flimilar with physical forms of pleasure," said Axel VEGETA : If, you're referring to........ Sexuality, I am..... Fully functional........ Programmed in.... Multiple techniques..... GOHAN : How long has it been since you've used them? VEGETA : Eight years, seven months, sixteen days, four minutes, twenty-two.... GOHAN : BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! What a looser! GOKU: The slightly altered Star Trek: First Contact skit ladies and gentlemen! >as she removed the remainder of her clothing and laid atop >of Sonic. ALL: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! >The pleasure and desire went on for three hours. >They were then asleep. ALL: PHEW! KNUCKLES: We dodged a bullet there guys. GOHAN: The scene wasn't shown, which is good. But we still know a hedgehog and a human went at it for three hours, which ain't so good. [All look a little green.] >Axel woke up then awakened Sonic. "Hey," she said, "we're not >finished." AMY : Where's my money? >Sonic paused for a moment in confusion. "What?" asked >Axel. "Nothing," VEGETA: Exactly! Being anatomically incorrect, it kinda makes you wonder just HOW exactly they went three hours? [The others think about it for a second and can't decide if they should laugh or hurl.] >replied Sonic as he kissed her. After a few seconds, Axel >wanted to pull away. TRUNKS: Apperently she just NOW realized that she's been doing the horizontal mambo with a hedgehog. >She felt a pain in her throat that >felt like somthind was trying to burst through her head. >She couldn't. Sonic forced her head against his. VEGETA : That can be taken a couple different ways, none of them good! GOKU: SHUT UP VEGETA! KNUCKLES: YEAH! We don't need any mental images forming! TAILS: I think..... I'm gonna hurl. >Axel started yelling during the painfull kiss. She yelled >louder. Louder. She couldn't pull away. GOHAN : HELP! FUNNY ANIMAL RAPE! OTHERS: GUH! >Suddenly, an alien jaw burst through her head killing >her as the blood flowed outward. [Massive cheers erupt in the theater.] SONIC: YES! She's dead! GOKU: The scene's over! ALL: WOO-HOO! >Sonic stopped in shock. He realized that he had killed her. KNUCKLES: And about time too! >With an extra alien jaw that he had. TRUNKS: Hmmm.... A tad on the weird side, and most likely to cause massive pain later in the story. But who cares? The scene's over! >He got up out of the bed in fear not realizing there was a >sharp splinter emerging from a wooden table behind him. The >splinter pierced through his skin. Sonic turned around. He >saw the stab in his arm not knowing why he didn't feel the >pain. AMY: Stab? Was it a splinter or a jaged 2x4? >Sonic looked at the cut. The blood was green. He >gasped in horror as the blood dripped from the cut and >landed on the floor melting it. It was acid. TAILS: Which I now believe was the catalyst for creating this fic. >He realized he had acid for blood. VEGETA: Sonic would never have to spend money to get high ever again! >Just like his enemy. He was also >shocked about the fact that an alien jaw mutated inside his >mouth. He had an extra jaw. Just like his enemy. GOKU: After realizing all that they had in common, Sonic tried the "Why can't we all get along?" approch. Peace was achieved, and everyone went home. Save for Sonic, who opted to stay with the aliens and now lives a life of waking and baking everyday. The end. [Everyone looks oddly at Goku] SONIC: I think he's starting to crack. >And he didn't even know why he killed the girl. Sonic fell on the >floor crying. "My god! What the hell happened to me?!" SONIC: Which, oddly enough, is the same question I've been asking all through the fic. >He cried loudly for another hour. When the sadness slowly >stopped, he realized he had awakened no one. GOHAN: They must have really been smashed. >It was 4:00 in >the morning. Sonic still had the same thought flowing >through his mind. What the hell happened to me? He put his >clothes on as he still thought. "What am I going to tell >them?" TAILS : I mean, there's a girl in my room with a big ass hole in the back of her head. Besides that, all DNA evedence is gonna point to me.... >He then had an idea...... VEGETA : I'll just tell them that she couldn't take the G's. OTHERS: GYAHHHHH!!! AMY: BAKA YAROU! *WHAM!* [The wall in the back of the theater now has a Vegeta shaped hole in it.] SONIC : How..... How did you do that? GOKU: Rule of Anime #461: Even the strongest people in the universe are no match for a pissed off girl with a mallet. [Vegeta returns and the hole has spontainiously repared itself.] VEGETA: Ugh.... Damn contract clause.... TRUNKS: Face it, you deserved that one. > It was 6:30 in the morning. Sonic ran into the other >bedroom. Finally using his super speed. TAILS: SPLAT! AMY: I tried to warn you earlier. >"Guys, wake up!" >Knuckkles, Tails, and Mitchel slowly awoke. "What......?" >asked Mitchel. "I think you guys better have a look next >door." They slowly walked out of their beds and sleeping >bags and followed Sonic into his room. The three stopped in >shock. KNUCKLES: Which, apperantly, is the only thing we've been doing this whole fic. >"Oh shit!" yelled Mitchel. GOHAN : That carpet's not scotch guarded! We'll never get the blood out! >Knuckles imidiently >noticed a hole in the dead girl's head. "I don't think >there's bullets that large." "What are you suggesting?" >asked Sonic. "I think an alien was here." KNUCKLES: ...in your bedroom, yet you seem completely unscathed. Tell me, did you go and become a genetic freak on us? I mean even more so than usual? >"I didn't detect an alien presence." "Then what the >hell killed her?" SONIC: Uh, I don't know. Pudding? >"Don't know." Suddenly Sonic paused in shock. "What is it, >Sonic?" "......they're here." GOKU: If this crosses over with 'Poltergiest', I'm leaving. >"Who?" "The Borg are here. I can feel them.." VEGETA: Didn't he have enough after he was through with Axel? OTHERS: SHUT UP! >"Are you sure? We shut down their >ship." "Look outside." Knuckles looked outside and saw a >Borg ship in the sky. "Aw, shit. We got problems." "What >kind of weapons do you have?" asked Sonic to Mitchel. TRUNKS : Guns, guns, some more guns, and a few Jehovah's witnesses. TAILS: AHHH! The guns must be there for overkill! >"I got some mini-guns, and pulse rifles in my closet." "Bring- >em. We got some business to attend to."...... GOHAN: And so Sonic and his friends started up their new "protection" agency. > Mitchel, Sonic, Knuckles, and Raymond walked through >the Borg ship with pulse rifles, flamethrowers, and >shotguns. Mitchel still felt wierd from teleporting to the >ship. AMY: And they got a teleporter when? TRUNKS: Plot Devices R' Us must have been having a sale. >"So, who excactly are the Borg?" asked Mitchel. KNUCKLES: A large family of Swiss bobsleders turned evil. >"Basicly, they're a race of evil cybernetic beings that >assimilate other lifeforms into their collective," said >Sonic. "In other words, they add people to the Borg race. >Think of 'em as robots from hell." Four Borg walked toward >the freedom fighters. "Aw shit, get your weapons ready!" >said Mitchel. Sonic inturupted. "No. Lower your weapons. >They'll ignore us untill we're considered a threat." TRUNKS: A pity that this was one of those ships with the new, improved inteligent Borg. >"Uh...Sonic??" "I know what I'm doing." As they walked >slowly, the Borg walked right passed them. "Sonic, how'd >you know that?" asked Mitchel. SONIC: Haven't you ever seen Star Trek? >Sonic smiled. "I don't know." KNUCKLES: Well, your leadership rating just plummeted through the floor. > Later, as they passed a hallway, Sonic stopped. >"Wait a sec." "What?" asked Raymond. "I can feel them." [Vegeta opens his mouth to say something when he notices various powers/weapons aimed in his direction and wisely decides to keep his mouth shut. (At least for now.)] >"Who?" "Aliens." "Sonic are you sure?" asked Knuckles. >"Positive. Wait here. Sonic walked down the hallway that >was passed earlier. When he entered the room, his mouth >dropped in shock. "Guys........I think you'd better see >this." TAILS: They're all doing the Can-Can! OTHERS: NANI? >The rest of the team ran in. Everyone was shocked. TRUNKS: They were standing on the generator. >Knuckles was the most. TRUNKS: He sat on a spark plug. >"My god!" They all looked at the >wall. On the wall laied aliens. Assimilated aliens. Two >of the worst species ever encountered have been combined >into one. "This is bad as hell, man. How did the aliens >even get here?" asked Sonic. AMY: This is just a guess, but try the Borg's ship Einstien! >Knuckles raised his >flamethrower. "I'm torching em'." "Knux, no!" yelled >Sonic. The aliens were already burning black in flames. SONIC: Save your ammo for someone who ISN'T already on fire! >"Sonic, why?" asked Knuckles. "The Borg will come after us. >Aren't we now considered a threat?" Sonic tried to teleport >away with the team. VEGETA: So then I assume that Sonic is the group's teleportation device.... WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? TAILS: Revived from death, gains new powers, and can apperently teleport at will. Is this Sonic or Goku? [Sonic and Goku look at each other dubiously.] >Nothing happened. "It's not working." "So what happenes?" >asked Mitchel. GOKU: Well, to make a long story short, you die. >"I guess we're in deep >shit." The borg slowly walk towards them as the freedom >fighters fired their weapons. No effect. "How could they >have adapted to our weapons when we barely hit them?" asked >Sonic as he tried his teleporter again. It then worked. >Sonic and His friends were back at Mitchel's home...... GOHAN: That was rather anti-climatic. Not even one death. KNUCKLES: Spawn must have ran out of red shirts. > Sonic sat in his room looking out the window. Knuckles >knocked on the door. "Come in," said Sonic. Kuckles walked >in. "Hey, Sonic, I need to ask you somthin'." "Yea?" "How >did you so much about the Borg when we were on the ship?" SONIC: I got advanced warning about the crossover and brushed up on my Star Trek lore. >Sonic paused for a minute. "Not sure. Mabye it was just my >instincts." "But you used to not know anything KNUCKLES: And still don't for that matter. SONIC: HEY! >about the Borg." "You know somthin', Knux? I'm not >sure if I'm even myself anymore." Knuckles thought >for a moment. He knew that Sonic was a replica of >the real one and should have had the same behavior >as he did two years ago. GOHAN: But was being portraied as a moron and thought nothing of it. >Although Sonic didn't know that he was a clone. >Knuckles wasn't sure if he should tell Sonic who >and what he really is...... > > Tails sat in an unpopluated area of the city thinking >about stuff. TAILS: Any specific stuff? >Yea. Stuff! AMY: Oh, so just your regular generic stuff then. >His thought were inturupted when >Sonic walked toward him with a sad look. "What's the >matter, Sonic?" GOKU: He ran out of prozac. >Sonic picked him up and slammed him against >a wall. He then took his leg and broke it with his hands. VEGETA: Over reacting a bit don't you think there Sonic? TAILS: ...... SONIC: Tails? You okay buddy? TAILS : Sonic. If this turns into a yaoi scene, you'll regret it. SONIC: But that's not even me! >Tails replied with a loud scream as the snap of his now >broken leg echoed through his mind. GOHAN: There must have been a lot of empty space in there. *THWACK* Ouch! I didn't think the little guy could hit that hard! >Sonic picked him up and >put his hand on his head. Tails started to feel pain inside >his chest as if somthing tried to burst through his ribcage. TRUNKS: So you mean to say that Sonic just impregnated Tails with an alien? AMY: Sonic! How could you do that to my sweet Tails! SONIC: Why me? TAILS: >"Tails.....forgive me," said Sonic as a small queen alien >burst through Tails knocking him to the ground full of his >own blood...... GOKU: Forgive him? Not bloody likely! KNUCKLES : Oh, GOOD one Sonic! AMY : Don't worry Tails, it'll be alright. TAILS: ..... VEGETA: Well, I'd say the kid's offically PO'ed. SONIC: Tails, I know you're mad at having being killed... again... but you have to understand that I didn't do this! TAILS: ..... SONIC: Come on Tails! Say something! TAILS: Omae O Korosu. SONIC: O_O > Knuckles, Raymond, and Mitchel sat in a room of >Mitchel's house. "I think we should go look for 'em," said >Mitchel. "They been gone for two hours." "Yea, no shit, >sherlock," said Knuckles. "Sonic and Tails can't be far. KNUCKLES: Nope, just look for the large puddle of blood... Oops, sorry about that. TAILS: You'll be next. KNUCKLES: O_O >Let's go find them," said Raymond. They got up and walked >out the door. About a half hour later, there was still no >sign of Sonic or Tails. It was also strange that no one >else was outside. As they walked through an alley and to >another street, they all stopped in shock as they saw Tails >lying in a pool of his own blood groaning slowly with a hole >in his stomach. "My god!" said Raymond. TAILS: HUH!? I'm not dead!? AMY: Half an hour? That pool must be olyimpic sized by now! TRUNKS: How does one survive having a giant hole torn through their stomach anyway? VEGETA: Hey, I did back on Namek. GOHAN: True, but you were healed within five minutes and almost didn't make it. You weren't laying there for a half hour bleeding profusely. VEGETA: Good point. >"Get him back to the house and stitch him up!.......... >I'm going to look for Sonic." Knuckles flew out of sight. >Later, as he still hovered in the sky he found Sonic >sitting in an alley with a sad look. GOKU: He hovered? I know he can glide, but hover? When did you learn Bukujutsu? >Knuckles swooped down to talk to him. "Sonic >what happened?" Sonic thought for a moment. "Um...I can't >find Tails." TAILS : Don't worry, he'll find you. SONIC: >"We found him. I'll explain later."...... > > Back at Mitchel's house, as Sonic sat in his room, >Raymond had finished regenerating Tail's skin with a >scanner. GOHAN: A scanner? All that'll do is tell you there's a gaping wound in the kid's stomach! TRUNKS : I know there's a hole in his stomach! FIX IT! AMY : USE THE DERMAL REGENERATOR SHUMUCK. >Tails slowly woke up. "You alright? What >hapened?" said Knuckles, almost panicked. GOKU : How dare you almost worry me with your constant dying! TAILS: It's not like I'm TRYING to beat your death records! >Tails managed to >reply. "S-Sonic...........It was Sonic. He.......hurt me." >Everyone was in shock. SONIC: I thought Tails was the one who was injured. >AUTHORS NOTE: How many times in this story have people been >shocked over somthing??!!! KNUCKLES: Hey, you wrote this thing. You tell us! >"Did he say anything to you?" asked Mitchel. "Yea......he >said "Tails.....forgive me"." TAILS : Trunks, give me your sword. I've got some 'forgiving' to do. [The others collectively sweatdrop and inch away from Tails.] > Knuckles barged into Sonic's room. "What the hell did >you do to tails?!" yelled Knuckles. VEGETA: Y'know, stuff. >"I couldn't help it," >said Sonic, sadly. "What do you mean?!" "You heard me." >"How could you not help hurting your best friend?! How did >you even do that to him?! You know what? You probably >killed that girl last night!" GOKU: You can almost hear the audible click in his brain. VEGETA: And coming from him, that's one of the biggest insults you can get. GOKU: HEY! >"I told you, I couldn't help >it! Don't you think I know that it would be a hrorible >thing hurting by best friend?! KNUCKLES: Hurting is one thing, but you tried to kill him. SONIC: Oh, that's different then. [Tails glares at them.] >Why would I do somthing like >that on purpose?!" Knuckles paused for a moment. "Then why >couldn't you help it?" "I......don't know." Knuckles knew >Raymond had to be behind this. GOHAN: After all, it's always the mad scienist. AMY: It's fics and movies like these that give mad scientists everywhere a bad reputation. TRUNKS: So do your part and hug a mad scientist today. VEGETA : Dr. Gero. TRUNKS: AHHHHH! KILL! VEGETA : Do as I say, not as I do. >He saw that Raymond wasn't >in his room. He grabbed a small computer and put in a disk >labeled "SONIC CLONE PLANS". He put the disk into the >computer. Many sections were listed. He went to the >"ABILITIES AND BEHAVIOR" section. Knuckles stared at the >computer in anger as the computer TAILS: Crashed in a fiery blaze of glory. Damn Windows 2050. >listed Sonic's new abilities: > > >SONIC EXPERIMENT #1_ > > ABILITIES__ > > -MARTIAL ARTS > -VIOLENT BEHAVIOR > -ALIEN DNA > -BORG IMPALNTS > -TELEPATHIC ABILITY GOKU : Experiment number two: The Cell Project..... THE HELL!? > Raymond walked into his room noticing Knuckles looking >at his computer. "Knuckles, people usually knock before >entering my room." "You son of a bitch. What did you do to >Sonic?" "...I don't know what you're talking about." AMY: Oh yeah? Well this packet of matches says you're lying! [Amy holds out a packet of matches with the words 'You're Lying' scribbled on the inside cover.] TAILS : Where'd that come from? PERSONA: YOINK! [Persona pops in, takes the pack of matches, leaves a note saying 'Random plot contriviances being activated on the satellite are frowned upon. Please don't abuse your access to hammerspace.', and pops out. Leaving behind a very confused group of Saiyans and Mobians.] SONIC: Riiiiiiiiiiight. GOKU: I don't suppose you could produce an exit huh? AMY: If I could do you think we'd still be here? >"Bullshit! Why did you put all that alien stuff into him?!" [Vegeta turns green and almost passes out.] GOKU: Poor Vegeta, a victim of his own perverted mind. >"I only did that as a form of defense." "So he's part >alien! How do you know he won't turn against us?!" Raymond >looked confused. "......I didn't think of that." "Think before you act , Raymond!" TRUNKS : But then I'll get my mad scientist's club membership revoked! >Knuckles stormed out Raymond's door...... > > A few hours had passed. Sonic still sat in his room >looking out the window. Knuckles walked by. "Hey, Knux," >said Sonic. "I wanna talk to you." KNUCKLES: It's not the same talk you gave Tails is it? >"What's up?" asked >Knuckles as he walked in. "Knux......you said that you >found me barely alive by the ruins of Mechanopolis two years >ago. Is that true?" "Why do you ask?" "Because you might >know why I havn't been myself lately." GOHAN: Oh, that's called puberty. >"Well...of course we >found you." Sonic got up and looked at Knuckles in anger. >"Tell me the truth, Knux. Did you find me two years ago?" >"......well......" "Tell me." "We......we used your blood >sample and combined it with alien dna. We used it to clone >you. In other words, you're a half-alien replica of the >real Sonic." GOKU: Well, I see Knuckles isn't one for sugarcoating the truth. >Sonic was in sadness. TRUNKS: Is that anywhere near Fresno? AMY: How does on get inside an emotion anyway? >"You mean.......I'm not >real? I'm my own enemy?" "Yes, that follows." Sonic sat >on his bed looking out the window in deep thought as tears >fell from his eyes. "Sonic, I--" "Leave me alone, >Knux."...... VEGETA: That's right, leave the suicidal clone alone. >11:30 P.M > > Sonic sat on his bed in sadness AMY: Fits himself AND his bed inside an emotion. >slowly loading a pulse >rifle. The counter on the rifle read "99". It was loaded. >He put the gun against his head ready to shoot. KNUCKLES: Thereby ending the need to conitnue the story. >Knuckles had walked by the room to get a drink. GOKU : How conveeeeeenient. >He stopped and >immediately saw what Sonic was doing. He ran and grabbed >the gun from Sonic. "Sonic, what the hell are you doing?!" SONIC: Killing myself, duh! >"I don't want to live as my own enemy." "Sonic, you don't >have to do this!" "I don't want to live the rest of my life >as a freak!" [Tails makes a big show of not saying anything.] GOHAN: Think he's bitter? VEGETA : Nnnnnnaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! >"Sonic, you'll have to except who you are!" >"Would you want to except the fact that you're just a >specimen grown in a lab?!" GOKU: Cell did, look how he turned out. [Dead silence.] ALL: Uh-oh. >"Sonic, you have to ecxept it!" AMY: If you can't accept it, or except it, then ecxept it! TRUNKS: How does one do that anyway? AMY: You're asking me? >"Why?!" "Because you know more about the Borg than >anyone!...........Besides........you have friends who care >about you. And we don't want you to die." TAILS: Oh yeah? >Sonic knew he >was right. "W-What about Tails? Is he okay?" "Yea, he's >fine." Sonic slowly started to cry. TRUNKS : Damn, I was THIS close! >"Come'on, Sonic. I'll get you somthing to drink."...... > > The next day, Sonic and the others were walking through >the Borg ship with weapons. GOHAN: Just tking a casual stroll. >Hopefully they can shut the ship down. VEGETA: So I take it that even Spawn doesn't know how this will turn out? TAILS: That's usually a bad sign. >The walk had continued for another ten minutes >when suddenly, Sonic and Mitchel fell through the floor into >another chamber. The floor closed up. "Sonic! Mitchel!" >yelled Knuckles. He and Raymond were too late...... GOKU : The Jehovah's had already started their conversion process. > Sonic woke up slowly. He found himself in an alien >nest with no sign of Mitchel. The queen alien starred at >Sonic with an evil grin. VEGETA : Guess what WE did last night. GOHAN : I've gotta stop getting drunk before missions. >"welcome, sonic..." said a voice. >"Who is that?" asked Sonic. "it is I, the queen...this is >how we aliens communicate...through telepathy....you can >also communicate with us...." Sonic tried comunicating with >telepathy. AMY: Yet another power Sonic instanly picks up. GOKU: If he starts lobing ki bolts later, I'm leaving. >"how can I speak to you with my mind? I'm not >an alien." "oh, but you are. TAILS: You see you're currently on Earth, but you come from Mobius. So technically..... >the entire alien family knows >this to be true." "then why don't I look like one?" KNUCKLES: Your uglyness is to severe to cure. >"your hedgehog skin is merely a disguise." "but why would Raymond >create an alien?" "he had no idea how dangerous it was to >do so. SONIC: As is the case with most mad scientists. GOHAN: Hey! What did we say about the mad scientist bashing? >he gavge you your alein power as a form of self-defense." VEGETA: I cast thee out! Foul typo demon! >"all right..............if you and the rest know >everything about me, why did I try to kill Tails? TRUNKS: Why not? *THUNK!* [Trunks can be seen seeing stars as Tails hands Amy her mallet back.] >and why was Axel killed two days ago?" VEGETA: Because that was just plain disgusting. >"a xenomorph sometimes kills >on sight. that was your alien instincts trying to surface." >".................why are you telling me this?" GOKU: Villans always have polite conversation with captured heros. It's a union rule. >"Sonic, I'm asking you to join us." "hell, no!" "it's better than fighting against your alien instincts with pain for the rest of your life." SONIC: Oh, well when you put it that way.... >"but......I've vowed to always hate my >enemy." "we are not your enemy. we're your family." >"I......don't want to betray my friends." "please, Sonic. >I'm asking you. Join us. be one with the xenomorph family. >be part of our family." AMY : And here we explore the rarely seen polite and gentle side of one of the universes most savage and brutal killing machines. >Sonic sat in deep though. TAILS: Should we be disturbed by that? GOHAN: Probably. >Should he actually commit treason against his life-long >friends?...... KNUCKLES: Only if it ends the story, otherwise he's just being plain evil. > Raymond and Knuckles still walked through the Borg ship >searching for the centeral computer. Suddenly they stopped. GOHAN: INTENSE STOPPING ACTION! >Aliens were walking towards them. Ones that were added to >the Borg collective. Assimilated. "Son of a bitch!" yelled >Knuckles as he raised his pulse rifle and started shooting. SONIC: Forgetting that if you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone. >No effect. "Knux, we're getting out of here!" said Raymond. >"We can't leave without Sonic and Mitchel" "Knux, we gotta >leave, now!!" Knuckles tried using the teleporter. VEGETA: Well, the good news is that we were wrong and Sonic CAN'T teleport at will. KNUCKLES: At least not yet. AMY: Which leaves me to wonder where they picked up a portable teleporter? TRUNKS: Must have fallen out of a plot hole. >No effect. "Piece of shit teleporter!" Raymond and Knux ran >the other way then stopped. Hundreds of assimilated aliens >stood facing them. Standing in front were Mecha Sonic and >Sonic himself. SONIC: Mecha Sonic? Where'd he come from? >AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yep, that's Mecha Sonic from the first story TAILS: Wasn't destroyed in part one? >(the borg found him and repaired him) TAILS: Oh, okay..... Why? GOHAN: More importanly, how? The guy was atomized! >"Sonic why aren't they killing you?" asked Knuckles. SONIC: I didn't shoot at them first. >Sonic pulled out a rifle and loaded it. "Sonic, what are you >doing with that--......aw, shit! You're not seriously >thinking about killing us!" Knux and Raymond tried to run. KNUCKLES: Quick! Through the wall! It worked for Sally! >There was nowhere to go. The aliens had surrounded them. >Sonic pointed the rifle at his former friends. "I'm sorry, >guys..........I have no choice." VEGETA: Yes you do! You were offered a choice in the last paragraph! > > > > > Written by Spawn: The Resurrected One. AMY : To be continued in Alien Conflict Three! GOKU: Another day, another fic beaten. Let's get out of here. TAILS: Amen to that. [Reverse door sequence 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....] The eight of them couldn't seem to exit the theater fast enough for their tastes. After getting two posts in a row, they were all feeling rather worn out and hungry. So it wasn't surprising that they made a beeline for the replicators in the kitchen and started pumping out starving saiyan sized meals. "I've gotta admit," Goku said between mouthfulls "that was almost too much, two in a row." "Almost!?" Replied an indignant Tails. "I was about ready to start snapping at anytime back there!" Sonic gave his little buddy a beamused glance. "I think you DID snap near the end of the fic." "Don't think I've let you off the hook either Sonic." While Sonic was managing a nervous laugh, the satellite's main viewer came to life. An angry Saban on the other end. (Saban13) "SO!!!" Saban thundered in a voice that shook the walls. "You still won't give up and submit to my power? Perhaps then you'll feel differently after swallowing part three! Yamcha! Send them the fic!" (SOS) The inhabitants of the satellite looked on in horror as Saban barked his commands. Two in a row was bad enough, to say nothing about three! (Saban13) "Sir! You've got to be joking!" Yamch said hesitantly. "Sure they might not survive a third straight post but I don't think our equipment will either! The fic sender is already overheating something fierce!" Saban, tired of his subordinate's whining, cast Yamcha aside and stood at the fic sender controls. "FINE!" He shouted. "If you won't do it then I will!" As Saban pressed the button the fic sened exploded in a holy fire, rendering it utterly useless. (SOS) The crew of the SOS could only look on stuned as the machine Saban had been using to torture them with blew up in his face. "You don't see that everyday." Knuckles said. Vegeta smirked. "True, but just geting to see it more often would make me happy." (Saban13) As Saban and Yamcha hurried to put out the fire, another explosion of light occured behind them. After the light died down a familiar silver haired author was standing before them, and he was looking plenty pissed. "What the hell were you thinking?!" Persona shouted at the two before him. "Look at this mess! This will take about two weeks to fix!" A predictable whoop of celibration could be heard over link to the satellite. "Here I am," the author continued "trying to give the readers an appropriate villan, and you start botching the whole thing!" Saban turned and glared at the author. "Well maybe this wouldn't happen if you get off your ass and get me some better equipment!" The side of Perona's face not hidden by his trademark long bangs of hair registered a look of surprise that quickly turned into anger. An ominous silence followed for what seemed an eternity, broken only by these simple but powerful four words. "You are so fired." (SOS) An impromtu party immidiately broke out on the satellite. Streamers, balloons, banners, connfetti, the works. (Saban13) "WHAT! You can't do that to me!" Cried Saban, not used to hearing that particular sentance directed at him. "Yes I can, I'm the author." Persona replied calmly. "As a matter of fact, just for that last crack of yours, you'll be coming with me. I've got a few friends back at the 4th Wall who'd just love to have a little 'talk' with you." And with that said, Saban disapeared in a flash of light simmilar to the one Persona arrived in, screaming all the way. (SOS) The others looked on dumbfounded at what they just witnessed. "What did you do to him?" Vegeta asked. (Saban13) Persona looked to the viewer and smirked. "Let's just say, I sent him to another dimension." Back on the SOS, the party semed to kick up a notch. Persona then turned his attention on Yamcha, who was trying to look as inconspicious as possible. "Now as for you....." Persona seemed to think about it for a second and shruged. "I've got no real gripe with you. Just go home." "YES SIR!" Yamcha replied thankfully, and took off before the author decided to change his mind. (SOS) "HEY!" Shouted Amy, trying to get Persona's attention. "Does this mean we can all go home now?" The nodding of everyone else indicated that she had just spoken the question on everyone's mind. (Saban13) "Sorry, but no." Persona replied. "I've already got a replacement in mind for Saban and Yamcha, a pair that are the foremost authority on experiments like these, so rest assured that there will be no more double posts. But there are still some negotiations to work out, and the place is going to need some heavy repairs and remodeling. To make a long story short, you're getting a two week reprieve, so enjoy it while it lasts." With that, Persona vanished and the feed from Saban13 was cut off. (SOS) The group was a little downtrodden after that news, but refused to let it kill their party. They survived the fic, Saban was gone, and they had a two week break. There was cause for celibrating there. The party went on into the night, with most everyone going to bed stuffed and satisfied. Vegeta was on his way to the holoarena to get in a little late night workout when he notice that someone was already using the room. "What? I'd thought that everyone had fallen asleep already." After activating the internal camera, Vegeta brought up an image of what was going on in the room. What he saw was some bodies scattered here and there. A few Spawns, and a few Sonics. In the center of the room, he could see Tails beating the stuffing out of another Sonic replica, finally leting off some of the steam that had been building in the theater. Vegeta nodded and was about to leave when he stoped and paid closer attention to what Tails was doing. After about two minutes he frowned. "The kid has the anger and detemination, but that form is just awful. And that technique...Ugg. Someone should teach that kid how to fight properly!" Then, after hearing his own words, that frown turned into his trademark smirk. "Heh, someone SHOULD teach him how to fight properly." He repeted to himself as he approched the satellite's replicator. "Computer." He said, bringing the panel on the wall to life. "Sensu beans.... And lots of them." The computer complied and produced an overly large bag of sensu beans. "After all," Vegeta said to himself, still smirking "we do have two weeks. He WILL improve." Vegeta entered the holoarena and approched the young fox, who had just finished polishing off another Sonic replica. "Oh.... Hey Vegeta.... You wanna.... Use the room now?" Tails panted, tired from his workout. Vegeta looked down at him and smirked once more. "Kid, we've got some work to do." ________________________________________________________________________ LEGAL STUFF The Mystery Science Theater format is TM & C Best Brains. Son Goku, Son Gohan, Trunks, Vegita, Yamcha, and any other Dragonball Z characters mentioned in this MSTing are the property of Akira Toriyama. Haim Saban is TM & C himself. Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles 'Tails' Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose, and any other Sonic characters mentioned in this MSTing are TM & C of SEGA, DIC, and Archie Comic Publications. The Holoarena is a rip off of the Holocabana created by Megane 6.7, which is a rip off of Star Trek's Holodeck, which is probably a rip off of something else, but I can't think of it right now! ^_^ I do not own any of the characters above, nor do I lay claims on any of them. I am simply borrowing them for the purpose of this MSTing. And so I ask, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! ABSOULUTELY NO INSULT is intended towards Chris Lighthiser a.k.a. DarkSpawn. Consider this a humorous form of C&C. AUTHOR'S NOTES: Sorry, this took so long to get out, but life been getting in my way again. Hopefully, I'll be able to end this series faster now, but don't hold me to it. Please tell me what you think of the story. Praises shall be thanked, criticisim will be listened to, flames will be put out, death threats will be cause enough for me to grip my sword a little tighter! Until next time, ja ne! E-mail Persona at: neo_persona@hotmail.com ________________________________________________________________________ >Raymond had finished regenerating Tail's skin with a >scanner.