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The Crazy Road Trip of DHOOM!

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Disclaimer: If you haven't figured out that I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy 7 yet, you need serious mental help. Really, you do. I'm not kidding.

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Setsunta (me): Whee! Road trip time!

Sora: -head in his hands- I can't believe I'm doing this...

Setsunta: Aw, it'll be fun!

Sora: For you...

Setsunta: Time for...roll call!

Riku: Roll call?

Setsunta: Yes, roll call. I have to make sure everyone's here before we get on the bus!

Ansem: Is it a roll call of darkness?

Setsunta: ...sure.

Ansem: Good.

Setsunta: Anyway, on to the roll call! Sora?

Sora: Here, unfortunately.

Setsunta: Kairi?

Kairi: I'm here.

Setsunta: Riku?

Riku: Here.

Setsunta: Chrysta?

Chrysta: I'm here too.

Setsunta: Yuffie?

Yuffie: I'm here, and so is Squall!

Leon: It's Leon.

Setsunta: Okay...please take your flirting elsewhere.

Yuffie and Leon: WE'RE NOT FLIRTING!

Setsunta: Suuuuuuuuuuure... Aerith?

...

Setsunta: Hello? Is Aerith here?

...

Setsunta: Have any of you see Aerith?

Chrysta: I last saw her with Cloud.

Setsunta: Is Cloud here?

...

Setsunta: I take that as a no, then. Anyone know where the two of them went?

Sora: They were probably looking for a bedroom. -gets hit on the head by Kairi- Ow! What was that for?

Kairi: Never mind...

Setsunta: I guess we'll come back to Aerith and Cloud. Is Ansem here?

Ansem: Darkness.

Setsunta: I don't want to know... How about Sephiroth?

Sephiroth: Yes, I am here. Though I don't know why I came to this stupid 'road trip' thing in the first place.

Setsunta: Because road trips are fun, that's why. Now stop complaining, shut up, and get in the bus.

-5 minutes later and many last minute bathroom trips later-

Setsunta: We still haven't found Aerith or Cloud. Would someone please go look for them?

...

Setsunta: Fine, I'll just pick someone. Sora, you go find them?

Sora: But I don't want to be scarred for life!

Setsunta: Do I look like I care?

Sora: You're just as mean to my now as you were when you were interviewing me.

Setsunta: Did you really think that I'd change?

Sora: No, but I was hoping you would... -goes to find Cloud and Aerith-

-10 minutes later with everyone on the bus-

Sora: I'm hungry.

Kairi: Sora, we've only been on the road for 5 minutes. Can't you think about something other than your stomach?

Sora: No, not really.

-5 minutes later-

Sora: Are we there yet?

Riku: No. We've only been driving for 10 minutes.

Sora: Are you sure?

Riku: Yes.

-1 minute later-

Sora: Are we there yet?

Chrysta: Are you always this annoying?

Sora: No.

Yuffie: Yeah, usually he's worse.

Sora: Hey!

-2 minutes later-

Sora: Are we there yet?

Leon: No. Shut up.

Sora: Are you sure we're not there yet?

Leon: YES!

-1 minute later-

Sora: Are we there yet?

Setsunta: Sora, if you ask once more if we're there yet, I'm giving you back to the fangirls.

Sora: You wouldn't dare.

Setsunta: Try me.

Sora: -gulp-

-3 minutes later-

Sora: Are we there yet?

Cloud and Aerith had been ignoring all of this since they were too busy making out. But they finally got tired of it.

Cloud: No. Now shut up or I swear I will come over there and kill you.

-2 minutes later-

Sora: Are we there yet?

Cloud wasn't paying attention - again. But Ansem and Sephiroth were.

Ansem: If we were there you would see lots and lots of darkness. Do you see any darkness at all?

Sora: No...

Ansem: Then we're not there yet.

-5 minutes later-

Sora: Are we there yet?

Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You stupid, pitiful, little keyblade-weilding brat, do not ever dare ask again, or I will slice your head off and stick it on the top of the nearest pole.

-everyone goes silent-

-30 seconds later-

Sora: Are we there yet?

Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! -attacks Sora-

Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! -high-pitched squeal-

-5 minutes later-

Sora is tied to a seat with multiple pieces of duct tape over his mouth. Sephiroth is sitting near him looking smug. Cloud is also sitting near Sora with his Buster Sword close to Sora's neck, just in case he decides to ask again.

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