Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom of NINJAS! ❯ Destiny Island and ramen? ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Arisasora- Now I am a NARUTO fan! Guess what that means?

Shadow- That's will all go insane and torture all of the characters?

Arisasora- Sort of.

Naruto cast- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Sakura- Come it's not THAT bad. It's better than dying with rabid fangirls.

Naruto cast- *points at all of the us * (Shadow, Sakura, Arisasora) BUT THEY ARE

RABID FANGIRLS!!!!!

Shadow- ……..WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!HOW DARE YOU MISTAKE ME FOR

FANGIRL YOU #@%^%$*(#@$#@!!!!!!!!!

Arisasora- Ditto.

Sakura- Yup.

Arisasora- Will have um…..Sakura do the disclaimer!

Sakura (naruto)- Why me?

Sakura- Anyone call me?

Arisasora- Oh crap they have the same name…….Uh Sakura will be called Sachan from

now on!

Sachan- WHAT?!?!?

Sakura(naruto)- HAHAHAHA!!

Arisasora- Just do the disclaimer already.

Sakura- Arisasora does not own anything and thank god for that. (inner sakura- HELL

YEAH!)

Arisasora- Veeery funny.

KINGDOM OF NINJAS!!!!!

Will be starting on destiny island because Arisasora is to lazy to tell about the dive into the heart thing because it was pointless to fight the boss and get all of the crappy things. The person who is doing Sora is none other than our favorite loud mouth ninja. Take a guess……..

Sakura- * cough * WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! * looks at Sakura * Oh it's just you.

Why did you have to wake me up?! I was having such a nice dream!

Sasuke- I wonder what he was dreaming about.

Naruto- I was in the chunnin exam and battling Neji, but for some reason we had a

refrigerator .

EOE- (o.O)

Naruto- what the heck are you wearing Sasuke? * Cracks up * It really doesn't suit you.

Sasuke- AT LEAST MINES BETTER THAN YOURS!

Naruto- * looks at himself* WHAT THE HECK?!??!

Sakura- I think Sasuke is still the coolest and the hottest person in here! * grabs Sasuke's

arm *

Sasuke- (-_-;;)

Arisasora- * only voice* go with the script!

Sakura- * cough * I knew I would find you snoozing here.

Naruto- I wasn't sleeping! I was swallowed by this big black THING, I couldn't breath, I

could- OW!

Sakura- It's just a dream.

Naruto- It wasn't a dream! Or was it? I don't know……what was that place…..so bizarre.

Sakura- Yeah sure.

Sasuke- Looks like I'm the only one working on the raft. *tosses the log at Naruto* You

were taking a break, didn't you?

Sakura- Hehe, guilty. Let's finish it together! Race you!

Naruto- what?

Sasuke- Are you kidding?

Sakura- READY! GO!

Sasuke & Naruto-* Looks at each other and leaps up and runs but trips on the log *

Sakura- Haha! Losers! *runs off *

Naruto- Was this in the script?

Sasuke- That's because you put the log right in front of us DORK!!!!

Naruto- DORK?!?!?THAT'S IT YOUR GOING DOWN SISSY BOY!!!

Sasuke- SISSY BOY?!??!?!?

Naruto & Sasuke- * gets in an anime dust fight *

Arisasora- * sweat drop * Gentlemen! Please! STOP!!!!!!!

15 minutes later………………….

Arisasora- *pant * I *pant * never *pant * want to do that *pant * AGAIN!

Sasuke- Hn.

Naruto- *knocked unconscious *

Arisasora- Wake him up Sasuke.

Sasuke- Why me?

Arisasora- CAUSE if you don't I'll force you to SHARE the paopu fruit with INO OR SAKURA!

Sasuke-?

Arisasora- (-_-;;; ) Oh right you don't know the legend of the paopu fruit do you?

Sasuke- No.

Arisasora- The legend say if TWO people shares a paopu fruit, their destines will become

intertwined, they'll remain in part of each other no matter. Hm…now would happen with

INO OR SAKURA???

Sasuke- * sweating nervously * I'll do it! *kicks naruto * Wake up to moron!

Naruto- Please *snore * More RAMEN!!!!

EOE- ……….

Arisasora- Is ramen all that he talks about?

Sasuke- You think?

Arisasora- Plug your ears *take out one of those horns that's used in animation to wake

people up and plugs her ears * COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S THE CANNON?!

EOE- (-.-0 )

Sasuke- Come on. We need to gather the materials for the raft.

Naruto- ALRIGHT!……what do we need again?

Sasuke- * throws him the script * READ THE SCRIPT FOR GOD DAMN SAKES!!!

Naruto- Ow! That hurts! *looks at the script * I'll get these stuff faster than YOU! *runs

off *

5 hours later………….

Sasuke- *patiently waiting *

Sakura- * sleeping *

Naruto- Hi! I'm back!

Both- * glares *

Naruto- what?

Sakura- WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG??!?

Naruto- I'm sorry! When I was gathering the material I came crossing a ramen shop and I

couldn't RESIST stopping by.

Sasuke- Hn.

Sakura- You have all the material…..right?

Naruto- So far I only found 2 logs! Isn't that great?!

Sakura- WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!?!?

AT TRAVERSE TOWN.

Kakashi- * reading Icha Icha paradise *

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT TT?!?!?!?!?!

Kakashi- That sounded like Sakura……what did you do now Naruto?

AT THE DISNEY CASTLE

Lee- * practicing taijutsu * I still need to do-

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!?!?!??

Neji- What was THAT?!

Lee- How should I know! It sounded like a girl though….

AT HOLLOW BASTION

Orochimaru- Yes! My plan is working perfe-

WHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!

Orochiamru-……….was that is the scipt?

Kabuto- …….( When did Orochimarusama rely on the scipt? )

BACK TO DESTINY ISLAND!

Sakura- WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!??!

Naruto- What did I do?!

Sakura- * breaks off a coconut tree and repeatly begins to whack Naruto on the head.

Naruto- OWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!

Sasuke- *silently inching away *

Arisasora- Sakura! STOP KILLING NARUTO!!!!

Sakura- *not listening *

Arisasora- Uh……MISS BODYGUARD!!!!

Haku- My name's Haku! AND I'M A GUY!!!!

Arisasora- Er…sorry. Can you….you know? *points at Sakura and Naruto *

Haku- SURE! *cough * IF YOU GUYS DON'T STOP %$#*&&^ FIGHTING I'LL KILL YOU AND BRING BACK YOU TO LIFE SO I CAN KILL YOU AGGGGGGGGAIN!!!

EOE- *silence *

END OF CHAPTER!!!

Arisasora- Pure randomness has arrived!

Shadow- Wait till they run into more people.

Sachan- this is only the FIRST chapter of this story, think how much chaos there will be!

Shadow- R&R or I'll send brain eating clowns after you!!

Clowns- WE RULE!!!!

EOE- (o.O)