Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ tales from the ring ❯ Finally Something Happens! ( Chapter 4 )
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Chapter 4 Finally Something Happens!
Everyone was bored.
Which might not have been a good thing because they were in Rivendell.
Mia, Mira, and Isis already bested all the elves with a bow. And a
sword. And just about every other conventional and unconventional
weapon.
Yugi, Yami, Yumi, and Y.Yumi had sufficiently confused just about
everyone into thinking they were seeing quadruple.
Seto succeeded in pissing off all the elves, and all other residents at
Rivendell.
Joey ate the place out of house and home.
Tristan got slapped by every woman of every race that was in Rivendell.
Hopeless perv.
Bakura must have stolen something by now, because he still had his last
shred of sanity.
Malik and Marik mindslaved about half the elves there, but ended up
letting the prettiful people go(the fact that the elves had no mind of
their own made them easy targets.........................
.......mwhahahahahaha).
; Kyo, Kyi, and Isa followed Elrond around asking him the stupidest
questions in the world, as well as other random questions about
Rivendell.
Tea continued getting thrown off of cliffs, roofs, balconies, and
anything that was more than five feet off the ground and might end up
being lethal.
And Ryou and Mokuba, being the only sane people there, had to make the
excuses for the other people’s insanity. T_T I feel so bad for them.
But there was one other problem.
Mia, Isis, Kyo, and Yumi had met Merry, Pippin, Elrohir, and Elladan.
Four Most insane people in one world meet four most prankster-type
insane people from Middle Earth.
Can you spell disaster?
I would hope so.
The Duo of Disaster and the Twin Elves of Chaos meet the Insanities.
So over the past four days, and despite the angst that seemed to be
sweeping the place, Fangirls, Elves, and Hobbits joined forces in a great
alliance that pulled practical and unpractical jokes on everyone.
So they used those four days for planning, and one night to prank
everyone.
Aragorn woke up one morning with his hair pink, and his clothes in not
much better condition.....
Someone had written ‘CAPTAIN FOREHEAD’ in permanent ink on Elrond’s
forehead, and switched all his clothes for secret agent clothes....
Frodo, who had just recovered from the Morgul Knife the day before, had
all this blood and gore spewed across his room, body chalk outlines on
the floor, and police tape encircling the room.
Arwen woke up in the middle of the forest, dirt, bugs, and worms
crawling all over her.
Someone toilet papered Gandalf’s room.
And now for the other people that were there but not of Middle Earth.
The pharaoh woke up covered in rubber cement and chicken feathers.
Tea woke up halfway down river.
Yugi woke up wearing sluty drag queen makeup.
Tristan had suffered a similar fate.
Joey was covered with maple syrup and dog fur.
Seto did not wake up do to the fact he was unconscious for hanging
upside down for the better part of five hours by his ankles, off a cliff.
Their own yami’s were not pranked. They valued their lives.
Ryou, Bakura, Marik, Malik, and Legolas were not pranked for reasons you
aught to know by now, as were other elves deemed prettiful.
So Rivendell was in chaos and the Council had to start an hour later.
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When finally everyone that was supposed to come got the invitations....
Elrohir and Elladan got one because it was their father hosting this
thing.
They heard Yami was a king so he got to go. Yugi was allowed to come as
well.
Bakura got to come(don’t know what they were smoking, probably pot). So
did Ryou.
Marik and Malik got to come for reasons we won’t even pretend we don’t
know.
For some reason when Seto regained consciousness, he got to come.
Somehow both Tristan and Joey got an invite.
But that left Ten pissed off people.
Merry and Pippin were fuming to Frodo and Sam.
So that left the girls alone to cause mass destruction and chaos.
Meet IT.
“#$%#&%&(&#%@%!%#$%&%^*#%^!#%$&$^*$^@$~!%#@&^ $^&@%#^%&^&#
#%^#&%*%#^@^%&#%^^*$%^$^&#%&$& amp;^*&$^*#%^%*%&^&#^&^*#%^%^*#$&%^*&$#%*$^&#$%
^#%^@#$&$^#&%*$%^$^*&#%^@$^%$^@#$^%$&$%^*%$^#%&$%& amp;%^$&$^&#$%&%^*#$^@&$^@^
!#^#%^&&^%&#$%! @@%@!#^#$&#^%&#%^#%&@^#%&%^*#%^#%^!@&#&$^*#%^#& #@&#$%%&^*$
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&^#%&^$%%&$%#&#^$&$% &$^$^@^$%$&$^&%$#%^#$%&&#!@#@%#$^$%!#%#&^$^*$%%^##& amp;^*
*#^%*&^#$^%*^%#^%&%&%^*%#%&^%&#%*^$^#$&$ &^%*$^%&#^%$$^%&%$&$%&$^&$%^&$^&%
^& ;*^%*&%*&^*(^&(&*%^*%^&$%#^#$^$^&*^#@^*@$%&^*#% #^@$$#&^*$^^#%^#%^%^&%#$&
%^*$&*^%*$^*^%*%^*%&*%*%* %*#$%$%&$%^*^&#%&^%&^$$^#^$%&$%^&$%&$&^^&am p;#%$&$&$
&%^&^&$$^&$&$&^$&$%^#^$&a mp;%^&$#^#^#%&&(**)%#$^&**)^&^&$&&$^#%$& ;^%#^” Mia
yelled as things spontaneously combusted, melted into nuclear waste, blew
up, and burned in the background.
“#$^$%&$%&^#$^$&#$^$^*%&&^%$(*%^&#%$%$@*%^^#$ !$@#$^#$&%$%@&!
@^%%^*@%%$&$%&%^*%#%^%&$#^$^*&% &%*^&#%^$*%^&%*^$*^^%&*%^&$%^%^*^&&%*^%&#$< br> #&%^*&^$*(^*^%*^%*&$&^%$&%^*^$%^#$^$^%&#$^*^#^& amp;%%&*#^%%@#^%*%^&#%^$^%&^%&
$%&$%%&$%&#$ ^#&#$&$%&$*%&#%@#$&%^*#@^*%$^*^%*$%^%#^#%&$%^&^ %*%%^%&%^&$&^%
&%$&$%&%#&^*$*$%^&*& ^$&^%&^$*$^*^$^&%*$*%%$&^%&$%^#$^$@^%$%*$%^@$#!%$^& $%
^$%#%@$#^&$%&%&#%&^$%&%&%#&%&$#%^#^% %^*%*&^#%^@%$&*^%&*&^&#%#$@%#%&&%*&%& #$%^&$&$^&&^&$*^*&%^#$^%*&$%%^%#^*%*@%&% *&^#&^%&#%&#%&#$&$&%&#%&#%&*&#^ ^%
&#%^#$^$^^%&*$*&*%^*%&*^*%&$%&^%^*%$&%&a mp;^#%^#$&%##%%&%^*@$^%$*%#$##!@$#$^&
^$&$*$^&^%*^% *^*%^&$#^&^*^^$&^#%^$#^#%$&#%$^$&#$%&^#&%^*^&am p;$#%&^^#^%*$&^*&
%*^&&%$%%&$#^#$%&$^&% ^&^$&&$^&*$^&#%&$^#@!$#&*&^$#$&$%^*@^$& amp;%@#!^%$**&(%^
^%&$^**($%&*^$(^&^&#%$&%#& ;$%$&%^*(^*%^*(^*^%(%*” Isis also yelled, while
things in the background that had not been destroyed by Mia’s Armageddon
disappeared into the Shadow Realm.
“Deep breath, don’t lose temper, can’t lose temper, can’t lose- THE HELL
WITH
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! I’M GONNA RAIN ON THIS PARTY WETHER THAT FOTHER MUCKER LIKES IT OR
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT SOME PRISSY #^$&ING PANSY FEMALE OF THIS
#^$&ING DIMENSION THAT #^$&ING DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO #^$&ING WIELD A
#^$&ING BLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS
MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! PILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mira yelled.
Isa’s eye twitched. Things were disappearing into the Shadow Realm at
an alarming rate. Her thoughts were that of a homicidal psycho-maniac
bent on killing everyone.
Kyo, Kyi, Yumi, and Y.Yumi were singing. “THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER
ENDS!!! IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT
NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST
BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY
FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND
THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER
ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING
IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST
BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY
FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND
THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER
ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING
IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST
BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY
FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND
THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER
ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING
IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST
BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY
FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND
THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE-”
But all this was to no avail.
So............
All eight of them sat on the steps just outside the council. They could
still hear everything that was going on, but they weren’t ‘in’ the
council, so nothing could be done.
Isis and Mia were wearing shirts that said, ‘Boys Suck. Throw Rocks At
Them.’ They were also acting out the saying.
Isa was wearing a black shirt that said, ‘Men are all the same. They
just have different faces to tell them apart.’
Mira had a similar black shirt that said,
‘Matriarchate n. 1. A society, tribe, or state in which dominant
authority is held by women. 2. The authority held by matriarchs in such
a society. 3. A stage in the evolution of society in which authority is
held by matriarchs. Synonym(see reality)
Patriarchate n. 1. The territory, rule, or rank of a patriarch. 2. A
patriarchy.
Synonym(see illusion)’
Kyo and Kyi were wearing shirts that said, ‘I despise men of your
gender.’
And finally Yumi and Y.Yumi were wearing shirts that said, ‘I like boys.
Their stupid.”
But the evilness didn’t stop there.
Mia had on a bloodthirsty, demonic, angry, say-something-and-die glare
that would make Hiei proud. Would, but the fact that she was having
homicidal thoughts about the male gender would probably stop him from
feeling any pride.
Isis was just flat out
I’m-going-to-kill-you-and-make-you-suffer-then-burn-in-the-af terlife-then
-torment-your-soul-until-it-no-longer-exists glaring.
Mira had her
I’m-a-Heartless-Assassin-and-I’m-going-to-kill-you-and- drink-your-blood
glare going.
Isa was glaring holes in people. Literally.
Kyo and Kyi were just glaring. Rather bloodthirstily and angrily, but
nothing really special about it.
Yumi and Y.Yumi were glaring and muttering about the fate of the next
sexist bastard that kept them out of something because they were female.
It wasn’t going to be pretty.
Needless to say that the men in the council that didn’t know them were
very uneasy, and when the glare fell one them they were about ready to
get up and bolt. Even some of the people who did know them were acting
like that.
So no one spoke a single word or moved a single muscle the entire time,
except for Bakura, who after a while, yawned, stretched, and fell asleep.
So it was noon before anyone did anything.
“I’m. Hungry,” Isis said through gritted teeth.
Someone got up and ran off to get the demonic girls food.
“You men are pathetic. We’ve been here for two hours and you haven’t
done a single thing except be the sad pathetic males you are. Get to
work!” Mia said.
Elrond tried to say something but only got a few shudders out before Mia
shoved him out of the way and said, “Pathetic! You’re doing it all
wrong!” Then her voice rang out, “Strangers from distant lands, friends
of old, you have been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor.
Middle Earth stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it.
You will unite or you will fall. We are all bound to this fate, this one
doom. Bring forth the Ring, Frodo.”
Frodo shuddered, but stood. He walked over to the stone thing and set
the ring on it.
Mia stared at it drooling for a little bit. “Wow. It’s really the
Ring. It’s purty,” she said, gazing stupidly at it for a moment. Then
she picked it up and put it on. But she didn’t disappear. “GANDY!!!!!!!
IT BWOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!” she bawled. Then she turned demonic again. “FIX
IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” She took it off and put it on
again. And she still didn’t disappear. “STUPID COSTUME
JEWELRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” she yelled, and threw it
at the stone table thing. And when it hit the stone, it went straight
though and out the other side, leaving a skid mark and a crater. Mia
looked at it in surprise. “Normally something would melt if I did that.
Cool.”
Isis decided it was her turn to lead the freak parade. So she whacked
Mia in the head with a crowbar and took her place. She picked up the
ring, put it on the stone, and said, “Giblet, it’s your turn to test the
power of the Ring. GIMMIE THAT AX!!!!!!!” And she took Gimli’s battle
ax and slammed it on the Ring. And the ax broke. “Now does anyone have
any doubt about if this is the Ruling Ring? Because it’s my time to go
Bishie hunting. I don’t like to be made late.”
When no one said anything she ran off to go chase some hot guys.
Mia dragged herself to her feet, and started speaking even though she
sounded spaced out.
“No’ let’s see.... We ‘aven’t gone o’er Ar’gorn bein’ Isildur’s Heir,
‘ave we? No, well then ‘e is, so we go’ that over with. And Boromir,
you can’t use the Ring as a weapon unless you’re the Dark Lord, so, might
wan’ t’ make a memo of that, and Legolas? Gimli said you’re mama’s a
whore and your dad is a #^$&ing bastard.”
And chaos erupted after that and everyone was arguing, fighting, and
trying to murderously slay one another, until Mia motioned for Frodo to
volunteer to be the Ring Bearer.
So Frodo got picked to be the Ring Bearer, and the company started
forming. When Merry and Pippin came out of hiding, Mia said, “You’ll
also be escorting us to Lorien, so we can find a way to get back for
those who want to go. So start packing, because we gotta get going
soon..... goodnight......” Mia said, and passed out.
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isis: nope...cant think of a word^______________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ _^ (hey i said word not smiley)R+R pwease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to work at high risks with low pay.
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Chapter 4 Finally Something Happens!
Everyone was bored.
Which might not have been a good thing because they were in Rivendell.
Mia, Mira, and Isis already bested all the elves with a bow. And a
sword. And just about every other conventional and unconventional
weapon.
Yugi, Yami, Yumi, and Y.Yumi had sufficiently confused just about
everyone into thinking they were seeing quadruple.
Seto succeeded in pissing off all the elves, and all other residents at
Rivendell.
Joey ate the place out of house and home.
Tristan got slapped by every woman of every race that was in Rivendell.
Hopeless perv.
Bakura must have stolen something by now, because he still had his last
shred of sanity.
Malik and Marik mindslaved about half the elves there, but ended up
letting the prettiful people go(the fact that the elves had no mind of
their own made them easy targets.........................
.......mwhahahahahaha).
; Kyo, Kyi, and Isa followed Elrond around asking him the stupidest
questions in the world, as well as other random questions about
Rivendell.
Tea continued getting thrown off of cliffs, roofs, balconies, and
anything that was more than five feet off the ground and might end up
being lethal.
And Ryou and Mokuba, being the only sane people there, had to make the
excuses for the other people’s insanity. T_T I feel so bad for them.
But there was one other problem.
Mia, Isis, Kyo, and Yumi had met Merry, Pippin, Elrohir, and Elladan.
Four Most insane people in one world meet four most prankster-type
insane people from Middle Earth.
Can you spell disaster?
I would hope so.
The Duo of Disaster and the Twin Elves of Chaos meet the Insanities.
So over the past four days, and despite the angst that seemed to be
sweeping the place, Fangirls, Elves, and Hobbits joined forces in a great
alliance that pulled practical and unpractical jokes on everyone.
So they used those four days for planning, and one night to prank
everyone.
Aragorn woke up one morning with his hair pink, and his clothes in not
much better condition.....
Someone had written ‘CAPTAIN FOREHEAD’ in permanent ink on Elrond’s
forehead, and switched all his clothes for secret agent clothes....
Frodo, who had just recovered from the Morgul Knife the day before, had
all this blood and gore spewed across his room, body chalk outlines on
the floor, and police tape encircling the room.
Arwen woke up in the middle of the forest, dirt, bugs, and worms
crawling all over her.
Someone toilet papered Gandalf’s room.
And now for the other people that were there but not of Middle Earth.
The pharaoh woke up covered in rubber cement and chicken feathers.
Tea woke up halfway down river.
Yugi woke up wearing sluty drag queen makeup.
Tristan had suffered a similar fate.
Joey was covered with maple syrup and dog fur.
Seto did not wake up do to the fact he was unconscious for hanging
upside down for the better part of five hours by his ankles, off a cliff.
Their own yami’s were not pranked. They valued their lives.
Ryou, Bakura, Marik, Malik, and Legolas were not pranked for reasons you
aught to know by now, as were other elves deemed prettiful.
So Rivendell was in chaos and the Council had to start an hour later.
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When finally everyone that was supposed to come got the invitations....
Elrohir and Elladan got one because it was their father hosting this
thing.
They heard Yami was a king so he got to go. Yugi was allowed to come as
well.
Bakura got to come(don’t know what they were smoking, probably pot). So
did Ryou.
Marik and Malik got to come for reasons we won’t even pretend we don’t
know.
For some reason when Seto regained consciousness, he got to come.
Somehow both Tristan and Joey got an invite.
But that left Ten pissed off people.
Merry and Pippin were fuming to Frodo and Sam.
So that left the girls alone to cause mass destruction and chaos.
Meet IT.
“#$%#&%&(&#%@%!%#$%&%^*#%^!#%$&$^*$^@$~!%#@&^ $^&@%#^%&^&#
#%^#&%*%#^@^%&#%^^*$%^$^&#%&$& amp;^*&$^*#%^%*%&^&#^&^*#%^%^*#$&%^*&$#%*$^&#$%
^#%^@#$&$^#&%*$%^$^*&#%^@$^%$^@#$^%$&$%^*%$^#%&$%& amp;%^$&$^&#$%&%^*#$^@&$^@^
!#^#%^&&^%&#$%! @@%@!#^#$&#^%&#%^#%&@^#%&%^*#%^#%^!@&#&$^*#%^#& #@&#$%%&^*$
%#^@%&*#%#^#$&$&$^&#%&%^*$%^@%$ $^%&$^&#$^$&#$&$%*$^^$^$^*$&$#&%^&$%&%*%^*< br> &^&%$&#^#%&$^*&&^#^$%&$&$%&$^#$%^%$ &^$%&$%&$%&$%&%$&$%&$%&%$%&$%%$#^%%^#$< br> ^&%^&#^@^%!$^@#^$%&^@$!#^%#^%%$&#$%^@%$^%#&#%$^#$^# $^#^#^#$^$%&#$^#%&#%^%
&^#%&^$%%&$%#&#^$&$% &$^$^@^$%$&$^&%$#%^#$%&&#!@#@%#$^$%!#%#&^$^*$%%^##& amp;^*
*#^%*&^#$^%*^%#^%&%&%^*%#%&^%&#%*^$^#$&$ &^%*$^%&#^%$$^%&%$&$%&$^&$%^&$^&%
^& ;*^%*&%*&^*(^&(&*%^*%^&$%#^#$^$^&*^#@^*@$%&^*#% #^@$$#&^*$^^#%^#%^%^&%#$&
%^*$&*^%*$^*^%*%^*%&*%*%* %*#$%$%&$%^*^&#%&^%&^$$^#^$%&$%^&$%&$&^^&am p;#%$&$&$
&%^&^&$$^&$&$&^$&$%^#^$&a mp;%^&$#^#^#%&&(**)%#$^&**)^&^&$&&$^#%$& ;^%#^” Mia
yelled as things spontaneously combusted, melted into nuclear waste, blew
up, and burned in the background.
“#$^$%&$%&^#$^$&#$^$^*%&&^%$(*%^&#%$%$@*%^^#$ !$@#$^#$&%$%@&!
@^%%^*@%%$&$%&%^*%#%^%&$#^$^*&% &%*^&#%^$*%^&%*^$*^^%&*%^&$%^%^*^&&%*^%&#$< br> #&%^*&^$*(^*^%*^%*&$&^%$&%^*^$%^#$^$^%&#$^*^#^& amp;%%&*#^%%@#^%*%^&#%^$^%&^%&
$%&$%%&$%&#$ ^#&#$&$%&$*%&#%@#$&%^*#@^*%$^*^%*$%^%#^#%&$%^&^ %*%%^%&%^&$&^%
&%$&$%&%#&^*$*$%^&*& ^$&^%&^$*$^*^$^&%*$*%%$&^%&$%^#$^$@^%$%*$%^@$#!%$^& $%
^$%#%@$#^&$%&%&#%&^$%&%&%#&%&$#%^#^% %^*%*&^#%^@%$&*^%&*&^&#%#$@%#%&&%*&%& #$%^&$&$^&&^&$*^*&%^#$^%*&$%%^%#^*%*@%&% *&^#&^%&#%&#%&#$&$&%&#%&#%&*&#^ ^%
&#%^#$^$^^%&*$*&*%^*%&*^*%&$%&^%^*%$&%&a mp;^#%^#$&%##%%&%^*@$^%$*%#$##!@$#$^&
^$&$*$^&^%*^% *^*%^&$#^&^*^^$&^#%^$#^#%$&#%$^$&#$%&^#&%^*^&am p;$#%&^^#^%*$&^*&
%*^&&%$%%&$#^#$%&$^&% ^&^$&&$^&*$^&#%&$^#@!$#&*&^$#$&$%^*@^$& amp;%@#!^%$**&(%^
^%&$^**($%&*^$(^&^&#%$&%#& ;$%$&%^*(^*%^*(^*^%(%*” Isis also yelled, while
things in the background that had not been destroyed by Mia’s Armageddon
disappeared into the Shadow Realm.
“Deep breath, don’t lose temper, can’t lose temper, can’t lose- THE HELL
WITH
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! I’M GONNA RAIN ON THIS PARTY WETHER THAT FOTHER MUCKER LIKES IT OR
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT SOME PRISSY #^$&ING PANSY FEMALE OF THIS
#^$&ING DIMENSION THAT #^$&ING DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO #^$&ING WIELD A
#^$&ING BLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS
MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! PILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mira yelled.
Isa’s eye twitched. Things were disappearing into the Shadow Realm at
an alarming rate. Her thoughts were that of a homicidal psycho-maniac
bent on killing everyone.
Kyo, Kyi, Yumi, and Y.Yumi were singing. “THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER
ENDS!!! IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT
NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST
BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY
FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND
THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER
ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING
IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST
BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY
FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND
THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER
ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING
IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST
BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY
FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND
THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER
ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING
IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST
BECAUSE IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!! IT GOES ON AND ONE MY
FRIENDS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!! AND
THEY’LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE-”
But all this was to no avail.
So............
All eight of them sat on the steps just outside the council. They could
still hear everything that was going on, but they weren’t ‘in’ the
council, so nothing could be done.
Isis and Mia were wearing shirts that said, ‘Boys Suck. Throw Rocks At
Them.’ They were also acting out the saying.
Isa was wearing a black shirt that said, ‘Men are all the same. They
just have different faces to tell them apart.’
Mira had a similar black shirt that said,
‘Matriarchate n. 1. A society, tribe, or state in which dominant
authority is held by women. 2. The authority held by matriarchs in such
a society. 3. A stage in the evolution of society in which authority is
held by matriarchs. Synonym(see reality)
Patriarchate n. 1. The territory, rule, or rank of a patriarch. 2. A
patriarchy.
Synonym(see illusion)’
Kyo and Kyi were wearing shirts that said, ‘I despise men of your
gender.’
And finally Yumi and Y.Yumi were wearing shirts that said, ‘I like boys.
Their stupid.”
But the evilness didn’t stop there.
Mia had on a bloodthirsty, demonic, angry, say-something-and-die glare
that would make Hiei proud. Would, but the fact that she was having
homicidal thoughts about the male gender would probably stop him from
feeling any pride.
Isis was just flat out
I’m-going-to-kill-you-and-make-you-suffer-then-burn-in-the-af terlife-then
-torment-your-soul-until-it-no-longer-exists glaring.
Mira had her
I’m-a-Heartless-Assassin-and-I’m-going-to-kill-you-and- drink-your-blood
glare going.
Isa was glaring holes in people. Literally.
Kyo and Kyi were just glaring. Rather bloodthirstily and angrily, but
nothing really special about it.
Yumi and Y.Yumi were glaring and muttering about the fate of the next
sexist bastard that kept them out of something because they were female.
It wasn’t going to be pretty.
Needless to say that the men in the council that didn’t know them were
very uneasy, and when the glare fell one them they were about ready to
get up and bolt. Even some of the people who did know them were acting
like that.
So no one spoke a single word or moved a single muscle the entire time,
except for Bakura, who after a while, yawned, stretched, and fell asleep.
So it was noon before anyone did anything.
“I’m. Hungry,” Isis said through gritted teeth.
Someone got up and ran off to get the demonic girls food.
“You men are pathetic. We’ve been here for two hours and you haven’t
done a single thing except be the sad pathetic males you are. Get to
work!” Mia said.
Elrond tried to say something but only got a few shudders out before Mia
shoved him out of the way and said, “Pathetic! You’re doing it all
wrong!” Then her voice rang out, “Strangers from distant lands, friends
of old, you have been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor.
Middle Earth stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it.
You will unite or you will fall. We are all bound to this fate, this one
doom. Bring forth the Ring, Frodo.”
Frodo shuddered, but stood. He walked over to the stone thing and set
the ring on it.
Mia stared at it drooling for a little bit. “Wow. It’s really the
Ring. It’s purty,” she said, gazing stupidly at it for a moment. Then
she picked it up and put it on. But she didn’t disappear. “GANDY!!!!!!!
IT BWOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!” she bawled. Then she turned demonic again. “FIX
IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” She took it off and put it on
again. And she still didn’t disappear. “STUPID COSTUME
JEWELRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” she yelled, and threw it
at the stone table thing. And when it hit the stone, it went straight
though and out the other side, leaving a skid mark and a crater. Mia
looked at it in surprise. “Normally something would melt if I did that.
Cool.”
Isis decided it was her turn to lead the freak parade. So she whacked
Mia in the head with a crowbar and took her place. She picked up the
ring, put it on the stone, and said, “Giblet, it’s your turn to test the
power of the Ring. GIMMIE THAT AX!!!!!!!” And she took Gimli’s battle
ax and slammed it on the Ring. And the ax broke. “Now does anyone have
any doubt about if this is the Ruling Ring? Because it’s my time to go
Bishie hunting. I don’t like to be made late.”
When no one said anything she ran off to go chase some hot guys.
Mia dragged herself to her feet, and started speaking even though she
sounded spaced out.
“No’ let’s see.... We ‘aven’t gone o’er Ar’gorn bein’ Isildur’s Heir,
‘ave we? No, well then ‘e is, so we go’ that over with. And Boromir,
you can’t use the Ring as a weapon unless you’re the Dark Lord, so, might
wan’ t’ make a memo of that, and Legolas? Gimli said you’re mama’s a
whore and your dad is a #^$&ing bastard.”
And chaos erupted after that and everyone was arguing, fighting, and
trying to murderously slay one another, until Mia motioned for Frodo to
volunteer to be the Ring Bearer.
So Frodo got picked to be the Ring Bearer, and the company started
forming. When Merry and Pippin came out of hiding, Mia said, “You’ll
also be escorting us to Lorien, so we can find a way to get back for
those who want to go. So start packing, because we gotta get going
soon..... goodnight......” Mia said, and passed out.
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isis: nope...cant think of a word^______________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ _^ (hey i said word not smiley)R+R pwease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!