Fan Fiction ❯ I Dream of World Domination ❯ One-Shot

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

I Dream of World Domination

I sit at home with a cup o' jo

Hating this world I'm in

My life has hit an all-time low

And I know I cannot win

But I got something that you don't

And it's all that keeps me sane

For I'll do things you simply won't

When I take that golden lane.

For I believe in dreams as well

And I dream a nightmare sweet

I'll break from this unending hell

For Destiny I will meet.

I dream of world domination

For it is my right

One day I'll make every nation

Under my banner unite.

I'll get my world domination

If it's the last fucking thing I ever do

Cause when you've got my imagination

I can find a thousand ways to torture you.

The years fly by in this hellish realm

I'm living day by day

I've fashioned up a golden helm

For Fate has paved my way.

The bards will write a thousand songs

Depicting my gloried reign

With my strength, I'll right a thousand wrongs

And end the masses' pain.

The sky is painted a crimson hue

As the sun rises in the West

I care only for me and you

But the hell with all the rest.

I dream of world domination

For it is my right

One day I'll make every nation

Under my banner unite.

I'll get my world domination

If it's the last fucking thing I ever do

Cause when you've got my imagination

I can find a thousand ways to torture you.

For every day I die some more

From this sweet euphoria I feel

My sanity is getting bored

So it has made a deal

I see a golden age ahead

Filled with chaos and dreams

I love this growing sense of dread

That my mind's splitting at the seams.

Can't you see the stars are laughing?

They're shedding crimson tears.

Don't you know what I am crafting?

It's in your greatest fears.

I dream of world domination

For it is my right

One day I'll make every nation

Under my banner unite.

I'll get my world domination

If it's the last fucking thing I ever do

Cause when you've got my imagination

I can find a thousand ways to torture you.

I see a world made of string

And whenever one I chance to pull

I've no clue what my chaos will bring

But I know that it will rule.

I'm banging on Pandora's box

With a giant Teddy Bear

I'm screwing around with all its locks

And I ain't talking about hair.

Sitting all by myself with all my friends

The Twilight Zone ain't got nothin' on me

My sanity's met with a gruesome end.

Oh well, who cares. At least I'm free.

I dreamt of world domination

I thought it was my right

And now I've got it, I think it's time

I slipped into chaotic night

I got my world domination

But something's wrong, I fear

I'm losing my touch, I've strayed far too much

And I cast a psychedelic tear.

Oh, golden goddess of my torturous pleasure

I've lost my mind again

I had something great beyond measure

Can I just get a refund, then?

I'm old now, and I'm going senile

I think it couldn't be more cool

`Cuz I can't help but crack a smile

At how fate can be so cruel

The butterflies are talking

The fish are flying through the trees

Through this Hell I go a-walking

While watching all the fires freeze

Hahahaha. I'm so fucked up.

Now where's my coffee?