Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts: Switched! ❯ Dive into Randomness! ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: arisasora 
watch us change RANDOM CHARACTERS in dive into the heart!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.05.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 768 | Status: Completed
watch us change RANDOM CHARACTERS in dive into the heart!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.05.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 768 | Status: Completed
Sora- Hello! I am the author!(also known as Sora)
Shadow- I’m her sister.
Mona- I’m her sister too!
Sora- (-_-;) I’m the oldest you know.
Shadow- I don’t think Anyone cares! Move on with the story!
Sora- OKAY! Yeah, the title says it all.
Mona- Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts: Switched!
Now in the ocean where the scene where Sora is suppose to be instead we
have…………
Leon- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon doing the cast of Sora.
-----Authors room-----------
Sora & Shadow- (gives a high five)
Sora- I told you it was a good idea!
------back to Leon-----------------------
Eventually Leon lands on the Snow white platform……
Leon- What the heck is going on here?
Mona- I can explain it!
Leon- Who are you?
Mona- I am the sister of the author who is doing this.
Leon- WHAT?! If she doesn’t end this I…………
Mona- Do what? It’s her computer, her room, and her story. I think she over powered
you!
Leon- Damn it!
Mona- Ooooooookay. Now you just need to pick on of the weapons out of these
three. (shows him the sword, staff and shield)
Leon- Hmmm. Can I use my gunblade?
Mona- Do you see any?
Leon-……………(picks the Sword)
Mona- Now you know how to fight yak, yak. Good luck with the boss. (disappears)
Leon- hey! Wait! Great! Now I have to fight the dark side…………………….where is it
anyway?
Tidus- Hi!
Leon- (-_-;;;) You gotta be kidding me. Are you the dark side?
Tidus- Nope!
Leon-……………why are you here then?
Tidus- No idea. (walks away)
Leon- (-_-;;)
Selphie- HI!
Leon- ………(twitch)
About 30 minutes later 20 random people pass by…………
Heartless- (^_^;;)
Leon- Are you (twitch) the (twitch) Dark side?!
Heartless- (nods)
Leon- (O.O;;) REALLY?!?!?!
Heartless- (Nods)
Leon- (takes out the sword) DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
------in the authors room-----------
Sora-Wow, Leon is mad.
Shadow- (cringes) Ow, that’s gotta hurt!
Sora- The heartless is really getting beaten up.
Shadow- That sword must really hurt him.
Mona- (cringes) That REALLY must of hurt.
Sora- Talk about anger management….
Mona- Here come his final blow………..
-----------back to Leon-------------------
Leon- (^_^) I feel MUCH better!
Heartless- (almost looks dead) (x_x)
Mona- I think you killed him.
Leon- SO?
Mona- (-.-;;) what’s with you with the sword?
Leon- I LOVE SWORDS!
Mona- (o.O) Right…………
A big flash occurs………..
Leon- MY EYES!
(ahem) Like what I was saying a flash occurred and Leon find himself on the beach of
destiny island, where the children-
Leon- CHILDREN?!!?
Sora- Would you stop interrupting?!
……….characters play happily-
Leon- EXCUSE ME?! I hardly even use the word PLAY!
Sora & Shadow- Would you just BE QUIET?!
(twitch) Where the characters are………/good no interruption…/ Leon, soon to be the
Key blade master-
Sora (kingdom hearts)- THAT’S ME!
Leon- IT’S ME NOW!
Sora (author)- (Hit both of their head with a paper fan)
Shadow- What the heck! Change it to gunblade!
………soon to be the gunblade master-
Seifer- WHAT?! That’s me!
Leon- No you aren’t ! You can hardly even properly use your gunblade!
Shadow- IF PEOPLE DON’T STOP INTERRUPTION I’LL MAKE YOU ALL GO TO &@$%!!!!!!!!
EOE- (silence, cricket chirps)
………..the one who will open the door to light.
On the beach.
Leon- Geesh! It finally ended!
Sora (author)-(only voice) It would have been a lot quicker is people weren’t interrupting!
Yuffie- HI!
Leon- Yuffie?!
Yuffie- The one and only! (makes a heroic pose)
EOE- (silent, tumbleweed goes by)
Yuffie- Fine! I’m suppose to be Kairi!
Leon- So where is he?
Yuffie- He?
Leon- The guy who is suppose to play Riku.
Yuffie- He’s right behind me.
Leon- I only see Sephiroth- not it can’t be! Your in the role for Riku?!
Sephiroth- Yeah, unfortunately for me.
Leon- (^_^0) I’m sure it one of the better roles.
Sephiroth- Heck no! I’m suppose to fall in love with her! (points at Yuffie)
Yuffie- HEY!
Leon- So if I’m Sora and Yuffie is Kairi and Sephiroth is Riku……………whose ansem?
Goofy- I know!
Yuffie- What role are you suppose to be in? Wakka or maybe Tidus?
Goofy- I’m in the role for Ansem.
EOE- W- WHAT?!?!?!
Sephiroth- In all of the people……..you?!
Leon- Aren’t you suppose to be in the cave or something?
Goofy- It was dark and scary………..I wan’t mister fuzzy bunny!
EOE- (o.O)
Goofy- what? Haven’t you heard of mister foxy bunny?
Leon- This is getting weird.
Yuffie- This is being typed by a insane author remember?
Sephiroth- I wouldn’t say that if I were you………
ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie- (now all black and burn’t) How did you know?
Sephiroth-Known from experience.
Leon- Can we just move to the part where I get my gunblade back?
Another flash occurs………
Leon- MY EYES!
Yuffie- You really need to learn to close your eyes.
Sephiroth- Ditto.
Leon and Sephiroth ends up on the small island in a middle of a storm………
Leon- ………not what I was expecting……
Sephiroth- Neither was I.
Leon- Aren’t you suppose to disappear?
Sephiroth- Oh yeah. (disappears_
Leon- Hey, where’s my gunblade? (the gunblade lands on his head) Ow.
He ends up on the floating chunk of land…………
Heartless- (^_^0)
Leon- You again? (takes his Gunblade)
Heartless- (O.O;;) NO!!!!!!!! DON’T KILL ME!!!…………..MOMMY!!!!! (jumps of the island)
Leon- (._.) That was unexpecting.
Sora- Now you go up.
Leon- Heck no.
Sora-(pushes him)
Leon- SOOOOOOOOOOOORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
END OF CHAPPY!!!!!!!!
Sora- Did you like it?
Shadow- Did you like at all?
Mona- This is only chapter one of the story, think of all of the humor in each world.
Shadow- R&R or rabid fan girls will attack!
Fan girls- YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mona- (o.O) No flames.
Shadow- I’m her sister.
Mona- I’m her sister too!
Sora- (-_-;) I’m the oldest you know.
Shadow- I don’t think Anyone cares! Move on with the story!
Sora- OKAY! Yeah, the title says it all.
Mona- Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts: Switched!
Now in the ocean where the scene where Sora is suppose to be instead we
have…………
Leon- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon doing the cast of Sora.
-----Authors room-----------
Sora & Shadow- (gives a high five)
Sora- I told you it was a good idea!
------back to Leon-----------------------
Eventually Leon lands on the Snow white platform……
Leon- What the heck is going on here?
Mona- I can explain it!
Leon- Who are you?
Mona- I am the sister of the author who is doing this.
Leon- WHAT?! If she doesn’t end this I…………
Mona- Do what? It’s her computer, her room, and her story. I think she over powered
you!
Leon- Damn it!
Mona- Ooooooookay. Now you just need to pick on of the weapons out of these
three. (shows him the sword, staff and shield)
Leon- Hmmm. Can I use my gunblade?
Mona- Do you see any?
Leon-……………(picks the Sword)
Mona- Now you know how to fight yak, yak. Good luck with the boss. (disappears)
Leon- hey! Wait! Great! Now I have to fight the dark side…………………….where is it
anyway?
Tidus- Hi!
Leon- (-_-;;;) You gotta be kidding me. Are you the dark side?
Tidus- Nope!
Leon-……………why are you here then?
Tidus- No idea. (walks away)
Leon- (-_-;;)
Selphie- HI!
Leon- ………(twitch)
About 30 minutes later 20 random people pass by…………
Heartless- (^_^;;)
Leon- Are you (twitch) the (twitch) Dark side?!
Heartless- (nods)
Leon- (O.O;;) REALLY?!?!?!
Heartless- (Nods)
Leon- (takes out the sword) DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
------in the authors room-----------
Sora-Wow, Leon is mad.
Shadow- (cringes) Ow, that’s gotta hurt!
Sora- The heartless is really getting beaten up.
Shadow- That sword must really hurt him.
Mona- (cringes) That REALLY must of hurt.
Sora- Talk about anger management….
Mona- Here come his final blow………..
-----------back to Leon-------------------
Leon- (^_^) I feel MUCH better!
Heartless- (almost looks dead) (x_x)
Mona- I think you killed him.
Leon- SO?
Mona- (-.-;;) what’s with you with the sword?
Leon- I LOVE SWORDS!
Mona- (o.O) Right…………
A big flash occurs………..
Leon- MY EYES!
(ahem) Like what I was saying a flash occurred and Leon find himself on the beach of
destiny island, where the children-
Leon- CHILDREN?!!?
Sora- Would you stop interrupting?!
……….characters play happily-
Leon- EXCUSE ME?! I hardly even use the word PLAY!
Sora & Shadow- Would you just BE QUIET?!
(twitch) Where the characters are………/good no interruption…/ Leon, soon to be the
Key blade master-
Sora (kingdom hearts)- THAT’S ME!
Leon- IT’S ME NOW!
Sora (author)- (Hit both of their head with a paper fan)
Shadow- What the heck! Change it to gunblade!
………soon to be the gunblade master-
Seifer- WHAT?! That’s me!
Leon- No you aren’t ! You can hardly even properly use your gunblade!
Shadow- IF PEOPLE DON’T STOP INTERRUPTION I’LL MAKE YOU ALL GO TO &@$%!!!!!!!!
EOE- (silence, cricket chirps)
………..the one who will open the door to light.
On the beach.
Leon- Geesh! It finally ended!
Sora (author)-(only voice) It would have been a lot quicker is people weren’t interrupting!
Yuffie- HI!
Leon- Yuffie?!
Yuffie- The one and only! (makes a heroic pose)
EOE- (silent, tumbleweed goes by)
Yuffie- Fine! I’m suppose to be Kairi!
Leon- So where is he?
Yuffie- He?
Leon- The guy who is suppose to play Riku.
Yuffie- He’s right behind me.
Leon- I only see Sephiroth- not it can’t be! Your in the role for Riku?!
Sephiroth- Yeah, unfortunately for me.
Leon- (^_^0) I’m sure it one of the better roles.
Sephiroth- Heck no! I’m suppose to fall in love with her! (points at Yuffie)
Yuffie- HEY!
Leon- So if I’m Sora and Yuffie is Kairi and Sephiroth is Riku……………whose ansem?
Goofy- I know!
Yuffie- What role are you suppose to be in? Wakka or maybe Tidus?
Goofy- I’m in the role for Ansem.
EOE- W- WHAT?!?!?!
Sephiroth- In all of the people……..you?!
Leon- Aren’t you suppose to be in the cave or something?
Goofy- It was dark and scary………..I wan’t mister fuzzy bunny!
EOE- (o.O)
Goofy- what? Haven’t you heard of mister foxy bunny?
Leon- This is getting weird.
Yuffie- This is being typed by a insane author remember?
Sephiroth- I wouldn’t say that if I were you………
ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie- (now all black and burn’t) How did you know?
Sephiroth-Known from experience.
Leon- Can we just move to the part where I get my gunblade back?
Another flash occurs………
Leon- MY EYES!
Yuffie- You really need to learn to close your eyes.
Sephiroth- Ditto.
Leon and Sephiroth ends up on the small island in a middle of a storm………
Leon- ………not what I was expecting……
Sephiroth- Neither was I.
Leon- Aren’t you suppose to disappear?
Sephiroth- Oh yeah. (disappears_
Leon- Hey, where’s my gunblade? (the gunblade lands on his head) Ow.
He ends up on the floating chunk of land…………
Heartless- (^_^0)
Leon- You again? (takes his Gunblade)
Heartless- (O.O;;) NO!!!!!!!! DON’T KILL ME!!!…………..MOMMY!!!!! (jumps of the island)
Leon- (._.) That was unexpecting.
Sora- Now you go up.
Leon- Heck no.
Sora-(pushes him)
Leon- SOOOOOOOOOOOORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
END OF CHAPPY!!!!!!!!
Sora- Did you like it?
Shadow- Did you like at all?
Mona- This is only chapter one of the story, think of all of the humor in each world.
Shadow- R&R or rabid fan girls will attack!
Fan girls- YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mona- (o.O) No flames.