Fan Fiction ❯ Saint Ives ❯ SI ( Chapter 1 )

As I was going to Saint Ives

I met a man with seven wives

And each wife had a story to tell

About a girl stuck in a well

I listened for a little bit

Until my brain screamed no more of it

Grabbing a shovel shaped like a snake

I dragged them of to some far away lake

With this object I hit each wife

And beat them all within an inch of life

After which I buried them in the grass

And kicked the man in the ass

Find some where else to roam

Somewhere not so far from home

Perhaps in time then you'll go

And land yourself on a talk show

Where people complain about thier lives

I'll be sure to call up and mention your wives

And so I continued on my merry way

To a place where I can get away

Where men are quiet and have no wives

You'll find me here in the town of Saint Ives.