Fan Fiction ❯ The Legend of Zelda: A Parody of My Own Fic?! ❯ Take One ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: this is a parody of my own fic. Hence the title. ^_^ aren't I a nice person? They're gonna be some spoilers in here, for my story I mean. But other than that, you're all safe! That is, if you've played Ocarina of Time that is… okay, read on!

Maz: well, I can't try to do humor. Although, I'm betting it'll be really bad…

Sofia: damn straight it will be.

Maz: -_-" baka ikeike.

Sofia: -_-"

Maz: ^_^V

Andrew: I know what it means! I know what it means!

Maz: don't tell her a word!

Andrew: Aww, mittens!

Y Link: Maz…

Maz: Yesh, Y Link?

Y Link: Why'm I a kid, but he's an adult? *points to A. Link*

Maz: Cos in my ficcy you grow up into him and I wanted both of you in THIS ficcy. Make sense?

Y Link: uh…no?

Maz: -_-; never mind. Well anyway, we need to start the parody. Hmm…which part shall I start with first? *thinks*

Sofia & Andrew: *think as well*

Everyone else: *watch them think*

Maz: I got it!

*everyone except Sofia and Andrew leave the set*

Maz: okay! Lights! Camera! ACTIONS!

Andrew: Shoot him! Shoot him!

Sofia: Why do you like him so much?

Andrew: cause he's cute!

Maz: Cut! ^_^ Perfect! To anyone who's actually reading this, my brother is not gay!

Sofia: he isn't? Darn… and I was about to get him hooked up with Squall (A/N: Mazoku-Princess does not own Squall. He is property to whoever the hell created Final Fantasy.)

Andrew: *his body freezes, his arms are crosses and held up while standing on one foot, think of an anime character who just had some terrible news sprang on them, but don't wanna believe it*

Sofia: *laughs evilly*

Maz: *attacks Sofia with Katinstyle2's mallet of DOOM!* bad! No upsetting my li'l bro! *give the Mallet of DOOM back to Kat* thanks for lending it to me! ^_^

Saria: I'm confused…you're always picking on Sofia, but never Zuki…

Maz: cause Zuki's nice to me! ^_^V

Saria: ah…

Maz: Hmm…what parody what shall I do next? Oo! I got it! I need the set changed to inside the GDT and I need Andrew & Sofie's clothes changed! Link, young Link, get up here!

Y Link: yes?

Maz: get ready, its gonna be the part where you're…

Y Link: oh! I get it! C'mon, Navi! *goes to his place with Navi*

Sofia: that part? Aw, man…I really hated doing that!

Andrew: *snickers*

Maz: PLACES! *everyone gets to their places* lights! Camera! ACTION!

Sofia: *looks up* Link! Link! Please, Link, wake up!

Andrew: What's wrong?

Sofia: go get a recovery heart! Navi, go with him! *both nod & go off* ….they're gone…

Link: *sits up and grins* great! *screen goes black*

Maz: Cut! *giggles her head off* awesome take! Let's do it again!

Sofia: NO!

Everyone: *laughs/giggles*

Nabooru: Aw! Little Sofie has a little crushie! *laughs*

Sofia: I do not!

Darunia: Aw! Quick to decline it, she is! *laughs*

Maz: *stops laughing* You…like….my bishie?! *attacks her*

Sofia: *screams and runs*

Everyone else: *laughs harder*

Maz: *stops running* that's all for now. I'll try to get another take posted ASAP! bai bai! ^_^ *chases after Sofia some more*

A/N: how was it? Bad? Good? Well? I think I did okay. But I'm not good at humor, I'm a hopeless romantic! ^_^ that's why the main idea for "Andrew and Sofia's Journey" is Sofia and Link's romance! ^_^ aren't I sweet? Heh…okay, bai bai!

Maz