Fan Fiction ❯ The Odd Frogger Discussion ❯ Watch out for the truck? ( One-Shot )
Disclamer: This is the conversation between two of my charcters, which also double as alter ego's, while they where playing Frogger for color gameboy on my Super Gameboy. It's pretty funny. Oh yeah the charcters are Trio and Fullen my two favorite male sketti. Don't know what a sketti is then read deep thoughts. Either that or if you are reading this on Media Miner then just go to my How to kill Harry and Marry Champ fic and read the special annoucements. Sorry this whole fic is going to be nothing but dialouge. it's pretty funny. Oh yeah the Daft Punk CD, my Frogger game, the super nentendo, my super gameboy. hope you like. warning this is an extreamly stupid fic.
Trio: yeah especally when you write it.
Myst: i'll take away your frogger game.
Fullen: never mind.
Myst: Good now on to the fic.
Trio: Compleat stupidness ensues.
Myst: Shut up trio.
Trio: Sorry.
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Trio: Hey Fullen what do you want to play.
Fullen: *looking through my meager game selection. pulls out frogger* How about Frogger. It's a two player.
Trio: Sounds like fun. *pulls up my Terry Oldham Butterfly Chair w/ star cover (A.N: Oh I love that chair. Trio likes it to. need to buy another one. These are those really cool dorm chairs that you can buy at target. you sit about 2 and a half inches off the ground. *trio looks at me* kay i'll shut up now.)* Put it in.
Fullen: All right. *puts game in* Which do you want to be.
Trio: one.
Fullen: All right i'll be two.
Trio: *game starts and crappy music starts to play.* Hey it's the age of crappy music.
Fullen: Wonder if we can change the music like we can on tetris.
Trio: That's only on tetris we can do that.
Fullen: Oh. hey look a semi.
Trio: hahahahaahahahaha. *game starts* How far have you ever gotten.
Fullen: Level two. You?
Trio: leavel one. *speedy car chasing frogger down* Gaahhh. run frogger run. *frogger gets ran over.* hahahaha he got splatted.
Fullen: *takes controller* Is splatted even a word.
Trio: I dun know. Ask myst.
Fullen: Nah she's lible to go nuts.
Trio: yeah your right. *Fullen is on a log.* Hey i wonder if that water is acid.
Fullen: why?
Trio: Cause.
Fullen: Cause why?
Trio: Cause!
Fullen: CAUSE WHY?
Trio: Gesh don't get your underware in a bundle.
Fullen: *looks down then back at trio* I don't wear underwear. I wear a kilt.
Trio: same difference. *looks at screen fullen is about to hit the edge* Hey do you realize you are about to die.
Fullen: Huh? *looks up to see frogger get killed by the edge of the screen* Oh opps. you turn.
Trio: man that was quick. Now what were we talking about.
Fullen: dun know.
Trio: Did you know that pot is good for your short term memory.
Fullen: yeah it makes it shorter. whad i just say.
Trio: dun know. *making frogger hop back and forth for no reason*. Hey i wonder if i can play jingle bells on frogger.
Fullen: I suggest that if you do that use the longer logs.
Trio: Your right. here we go. *gets on the longer logs and starts to hop back and forth to the tune jingle bells. frogger hopps off the log in to the acid/water.* *laughes* that was funny.
Fullen: hey let me try. *Takes controler reapets what trio did and dosn't fall off of log.* Hey look it worked and i got a frog on the board.
Trio: Are we playing hockey?
Fullen: I dun know. why?
Trio: just wondering. *fullen gets hit by bus.* That must of hurt.
Fullen: the damn frog got hit not me you idjut.
Trio: Yeah well your the one playing. My turn. *grabs controler*
Fullen: Ha well at least i have a man on the board.
Trio: so. I bet my soul to you that i will fill up my board with only one life.
Fullen: *lays down 10 dollars.* Your on.
Trio: Man i should be rich by now.
Fullen: How could you be your dead.
Trio: so.
Fullen: So? your dead. You can do anything to me if your dead.
trio: yeah i can.
Fullen: Fine then show me.
trio: Kay. *hits fullen over the head with a book.* see. *fullen doesn't notice trio has three frogs on the board.*
Fullen: Ow. hey you used a book that wasn't fair.
Trio: you didn't say i couldn't use a book did you.
Fullen: No?
Trio: Then it's leagle. Allway's remeber Fullen their's a backdoor to every computer program and a loop hole in ever law or plot.
Fullen: Oh. wate what's a computer back door.
Trio: Oh that's kinda like the codes that we use in our video games. *four frogs on the board*
Fullen: Oh.
Trio: It's also an alternet way to get into the program. *looks over at fullen* level two. now where's my ten dollars.
Fullen: *grumble, grumble, grumble* *hands trio the ten.* Their yah go..
Trio: *grins* thought so. kay now what where we talking about agian.
Fullen: dun know but watch out for that bus.
Trio: *looks at screen* what bus. *splat* Oh that bus.
Fullen: Yeah that bus. So what are we going to talk about.
Trio: dun know. Hey it's your turn.
Fullen: kay. Wow i have three lives left. *gets ran over by a speeding car.*
Trio: You where saying.
Fullen: never mind.
Trio: kay. now give me the controller.
Fullen: fine *hands trio the controller.* Hey what's the difference between DewPep and Moutain Dew n' Pepsi.
Trio: *on a log* DewPep's Mountain Dew and Pepsi mixed together.
Fullen: *points at screen* Watch out for the diving turtles.
Trio: Huh? *hops onto diving acid/water proof turtles and falls into the acid/water* Oops.
Fullen: My turn. *takes controller.* Hey put on some good tunes.
Trio: kay. *goes over to the 5 disc sterio and puts in this order. Daft Punk Discovery, Titan AE soundtrack, Blink 182 Enimia Of State, Offspring Conspiricy of One, Offspring Americanna. pushes play and Daft Punk's One More Time fills the air.*
Fullen: Put the bass on.
Trio: Kay. *bass turns on.* better?
Fullen: Yeah. Hah got another one up. *two frogs on the board.*
Trio: Watch out for the water. *fullen hops into the water* *does Nelson laugh*
Fullen: Oh shut up.
Trio: Oh well i am on level two and your still on one.
Fullen: Oh well. watch out for that car.
trio: what car. *splat* Oh that car.
Fullen: Hey i just got De Ja Vue.
Trio: yeah i did to.
Fullen: freeky. ha ha now your back on level one.
Trio: Oh well. *bumps fullen. frogger hops into the wall* Opps
Fullen: damn.
Trio: haha. Play again?
Fullen: yeah. I'm gonna beat you.
Trio: no your not.
Fullen: Yes i will. *trio gets all five frogs on the board.*
Trio: Level two now where's my ten.
Fullen: We allready did that?
Trio: We did?
Fullen: Yeah.
Trio: Oh. *hops into acid/water on level two.* damn water.
Fullen: Hahahaha. *three minutes he has three on the board.* Ha three.
Trio: Wow that's only one more then last time.
Fullen: So sue.
Trio: Car.
Fullen: Where *splat* damn.
Trio: ahahaha. that was funny.
Fullen: so.
Trio: My turn.
Fullen: Hey you know what would be cool.
Trio: what.
Fullen: Bunjee jumping off of a cliff.
Trio: I did that but i fell off of a building.
Fullen: How did that feel.
Trio: It kinda hurt really quick. But then all of a sudden their was no pain.
Fullen: What happened.
Trio: Well i looked at my shoulder and saw the mark of death. *frog on the board*
Fullen: Cool. so how many times did you lose your soul.
Trio: Fifty.
Fullen: Cool. Truck.
Trio: Where *splat* Oh that truck.
Fullen: wow de ja vue again.
Trio: Yeah.
Fullen so besides from the mark appering how else could you tell you where dead.
Trio: I had no shadow.
Fullen: WHAT?! *runs into bus*
Trio: yeah. i looked down at the ground not expecting anything different and i didn't have a shadow.
Fullen: What did Uno think. *trio falls off log.*
Trio: Uno kinda freaked out but then she kinda calmed down some. I still think it freaks her out some.
Fullen: Oh. *get's frog on the board.* level two.
Trio: nice. same level as me. *hits the speedy cars.* *laughs*
Fullen: Oh well.
Trio: One frog left.
Fullen: Yah won't last long.
Trio: oh yeah.
Fullen: Yeah.
Trio: watch me. *gets frog on board.*
Fullen: Question.
Trio: Yeah.
Fullen: How do they know who has your soul and how do they determin who gets it.
Trio: *runs into bus* damn.
Fullen: So.
Trio: Oh. Well every time i sold my soul they got a ticket the said You have a ticket to the craps game over Trio's soul.
Fullen: O.o" They play craps.
Trio: Ah craps the game of the gods.
Fullen: Must be.
Trio: yeah. at least it's easy for them with about fifty players.
Fullen: damn.
Tiro: yeah.
Fullen: *get frog on board.* yay i got a frog on the board.
Trio: watch out for the bus.
Fullen: What bus *Splat*
Trio: That bus
Fullen: Oh.
Trio: De ja vue.
Fullen: creepy.
(A.N: I really don't think thier trying. do you?)
Trio: nother game?
Fullen: Yeah. this time i will beat you.
Trio: *rolls eyes* yeah right.
Fullen: *singing* I'm... In... Over... My... Heeeee...eaad.
Trio: that songs cool. *hits bus.*
Fullen: Yeah. *runs into car*
Trio: Yah know this has kinda lost it's funness.
Fullen: Is funness even a word.
Trio: Dun know. Ask Myst.
Fullen: Nah She'll probibly flip.
Trio: woe de ja vue.
Fullen: AGain.
Trio: yeah.
Fullen: hey you want to go bug Cal.
Trio: hey i have nothing to lose.
Fullen: Yeah you do. *shuts off SNES*
Trio: What?
Fullen: your body.
Trio: so.
fullen: just tellin yah.
Trio: Oh shut up. *turns off sterio* let's go.
Fullen: Yeah. Calla bugging time.
Trio: *laughing like a maniac*
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Well that's it. i just felt like ending it and so did they. Oh yeah and fullen cost me four milliion dollars repar on him and cal.
Fullen: It was only four thosand.
Trio: yeah Four thousand for you, and... *stops to think* three million nine-hundred and ninty six thousand for calla.
Fullen: so.
Trio: Your the one who lighted the firecrackers.
Fullen: So sue.
Trio: Fine i will.
Fullen: Oops.
Myst: Open mouth insert talon.
Fullen/Trio: Wha?
Myst: Never mind. Their won't be another part to this i hope you like. hey can you also do something for me. do you see that little button down their. yeah the one labeled revew. Can you please push that and leave a review. i jsut want to know what people think about this. R&R please. I don't care if it's a flame or what. I don't care just send. If you don't want to leave a review then e-mail me. podracinggriffin@aol.com. thanx.
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