Fan Fiction ❯ The Tower of Randomness ❯ How much more random can this stuff get? ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Nova-san 
Ky and Jam run into May. What happens when a certain aforementioned wager comes up? XD
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.22.2006 | Updated On: 03.22.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 847 | Visits: 138 | Status: Work In Progress
Ky and Jam run into May. What happens when a certain aforementioned wager comes up? XD
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.22.2006 | Updated On: 03.22.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 847 | Visits: 138 | Status: Work In Progress
CHAPTER FOUR: HOW MUCH MORE RANDOM
CAN THIS STUFF GET?
We join our heroes, Ky and Jam on the stairwell to the next floor. They approach the door. It reads “FIF FLO”.
Ky: … You think they mean “Fifth floor”?
Jam: Who knows? That Meltarr bastard is as unpredictable as they come.
Ky: This tower is SO random….
Jam: You’re right. This tower needs to get right.
Ky: I’m gonna kick Meltarr’s ass.
Jam: Me too!
Ky and Jam high five.
Ky: …
Jam: …
Ky: I could SO kill you.
Jam: I could SO kill YOU.
Ky: I could kill you in two seconds.
Jam: I could kill you in 0.3 seconds.
Ky: I could kill you 99 ways with just a paper clip.
Jam: I could kill you 127 ways with just a wad of gum.
Ky: I could kill you with my eyes closed, singing “99 Luftbaloons”.
Jam: I could kill you with one hand in my pocket, counting change.
Ky: I could kill you with both hands in my pockets, unwrapping candy.
Jam: I could kill you with both hands tied behind my back, using just this part of my forehead. *points to forehead*
Ky: For all you know, I’ve already killed you.
Ky & Jam: ….
Ky: You’re hot.
Jam: You too.
Ky: I want you.
Jam: I want you more.
Ky: I want you times infinity.
Jam: I want you infinity plus one.
Ky: Damn, you are good at math!
Jam: Shut up and make out with me.
Ky and Jam begin to make out.
Meltarr: STOP RIGHT THERE, FORNICATORS!
Ky and Jam stop.
Ky: What the hell, man! Why you hatin’!? Don’t be hatin’!
Jam: Yeah, you suck!
Meltarr: THERE WILL BE NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN MY TOWER OF RANDOMNESS! THAT IS MELTARR’S LAW! MELTARR’S LAW WILL BE OBEYED!
Ky: I’ll ask again. Why you hatin’?
Meltarr: IF MELTARR CAN’T GET ANY, YOU DAMN SURE CAN’T!
Ky & Jam: We are SO gonna kick your ass!
Ky: You playerhatin’ bitch, you!
Jam: I’m horny! Someone will pay if I don’t get broke off!
Meltarr: JUST TRY! IF YOU MAKE IT TO THE TOP, WE WILL BATTLE! AND MELTARR WILL LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN! IT’S DA ROC! PEACE OUT!
Meltarr’s voice fades away.
Ky: I %@#$ing hate him.
Jam: Me too.
Ky: Y’know, ol’ Meltarr said no intercourse. He didn’t say anything about fingerblasting. Eh? *smiles*
Jam: *sighs and frowns* We can’t risk it. Thanks for the offer though.
Ky: It’s cool.
They enter the room. Inside, May is sitting at a table.
May: *looks up* Ah, so you made it.
Ky: Hello, May.
May: Hmmm…
May walks up to Ky and kisses him.
Jam: Hey! What the hell do you think you’re doing?!
May: Winning our little bet.
Ky: Actually, Jam and I already kissed…
May: …. What?
Jam: Damn right! Pay the girl! Five thousand smackers!
May: God-DAMN IT!
May pays Jam five thousand dollars.
Jam: *singing* If I was a rich girl. Ladadadadadadadadadadadada-daaaaaaaaaaa! Oh wait, I am! Ah-hahahahahahahah!
Ky: By the way, um, Jam?
Jam: Oh, don’t worry. I have something for you.
Jam pays Ky two hundred dollars.
Ky: *holds up money* I’m rich, biyatch! I am what I is!
May: No fair! I was supposed to win! I’m more attractive than you!
Jam: Like hell!
May: I am hotter than you! You’re just an average girl who can cook a little.
Jam: Hey! I am a hell of a cook! What about you, pirate girl!?
May: You wanna settle this now?!
Jam: Sure!
May: I’m ready whenever you are!
Jam: Bring it, you skeeze!
May: POWER LOCKET TRANSFORMATION!
May does a “Magical girl” transformation into a blue-haired neko-girl wearing lingerie.
Ky: I am what I is!
Jam: Hyi-yaaAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Jam’s hair begins to glow a bright golden color. And her eyes turn light green.
Ky: Hellooooo, big ass lawsuit…
And so, May and Jam begin a battle of epic proportions. And monumental copyright infringement.
TO BE CONTINUED…
CAN THIS STUFF GET?
We join our heroes, Ky and Jam on the stairwell to the next floor. They approach the door. It reads “FIF FLO”.
Ky: … You think they mean “Fifth floor”?
Jam: Who knows? That Meltarr bastard is as unpredictable as they come.
Ky: This tower is SO random….
Jam: You’re right. This tower needs to get right.
Ky: I’m gonna kick Meltarr’s ass.
Jam: Me too!
Ky and Jam high five.
Ky: …
Jam: …
Ky: I could SO kill you.
Jam: I could SO kill YOU.
Ky: I could kill you in two seconds.
Jam: I could kill you in 0.3 seconds.
Ky: I could kill you 99 ways with just a paper clip.
Jam: I could kill you 127 ways with just a wad of gum.
Ky: I could kill you with my eyes closed, singing “99 Luftbaloons”.
Jam: I could kill you with one hand in my pocket, counting change.
Ky: I could kill you with both hands in my pockets, unwrapping candy.
Jam: I could kill you with both hands tied behind my back, using just this part of my forehead. *points to forehead*
Ky: For all you know, I’ve already killed you.
Ky & Jam: ….
Ky: You’re hot.
Jam: You too.
Ky: I want you.
Jam: I want you more.
Ky: I want you times infinity.
Jam: I want you infinity plus one.
Ky: Damn, you are good at math!
Jam: Shut up and make out with me.
Ky and Jam begin to make out.
Meltarr: STOP RIGHT THERE, FORNICATORS!
Ky and Jam stop.
Ky: What the hell, man! Why you hatin’!? Don’t be hatin’!
Jam: Yeah, you suck!
Meltarr: THERE WILL BE NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN MY TOWER OF RANDOMNESS! THAT IS MELTARR’S LAW! MELTARR’S LAW WILL BE OBEYED!
Ky: I’ll ask again. Why you hatin’?
Meltarr: IF MELTARR CAN’T GET ANY, YOU DAMN SURE CAN’T!
Ky & Jam: We are SO gonna kick your ass!
Ky: You playerhatin’ bitch, you!
Jam: I’m horny! Someone will pay if I don’t get broke off!
Meltarr: JUST TRY! IF YOU MAKE IT TO THE TOP, WE WILL BATTLE! AND MELTARR WILL LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN! IT’S DA ROC! PEACE OUT!
Meltarr’s voice fades away.
Ky: I %@#$ing hate him.
Jam: Me too.
Ky: Y’know, ol’ Meltarr said no intercourse. He didn’t say anything about fingerblasting. Eh? *smiles*
Jam: *sighs and frowns* We can’t risk it. Thanks for the offer though.
Ky: It’s cool.
They enter the room. Inside, May is sitting at a table.
May: *looks up* Ah, so you made it.
Ky: Hello, May.
May: Hmmm…
May walks up to Ky and kisses him.
Jam: Hey! What the hell do you think you’re doing?!
May: Winning our little bet.
Ky: Actually, Jam and I already kissed…
May: …. What?
Jam: Damn right! Pay the girl! Five thousand smackers!
May: God-DAMN IT!
May pays Jam five thousand dollars.
Jam: *singing* If I was a rich girl. Ladadadadadadadadadadadada-daaaaaaaaaaa! Oh wait, I am! Ah-hahahahahahahah!
Ky: By the way, um, Jam?
Jam: Oh, don’t worry. I have something for you.
Jam pays Ky two hundred dollars.
Ky: *holds up money* I’m rich, biyatch! I am what I is!
May: No fair! I was supposed to win! I’m more attractive than you!
Jam: Like hell!
May: I am hotter than you! You’re just an average girl who can cook a little.
Jam: Hey! I am a hell of a cook! What about you, pirate girl!?
May: You wanna settle this now?!
Jam: Sure!
May: I’m ready whenever you are!
Jam: Bring it, you skeeze!
May: POWER LOCKET TRANSFORMATION!
May does a “Magical girl” transformation into a blue-haired neko-girl wearing lingerie.
Ky: I am what I is!
Jam: Hyi-yaaAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Jam’s hair begins to glow a bright golden color. And her eyes turn light green.
Ky: Hellooooo, big ass lawsuit…
And so, May and Jam begin a battle of epic proportions. And monumental copyright infringement.
TO BE CONTINUED…