Fan Fiction ❯ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ daft'n'doomed [including evil poultry] ( Chapter 10 )

The Disclaimer Scene:

Queenie: And now my new and devoted assistant will tell you, what happened in the last chapter.

Lunatic Pandora: ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzz

Queenie: -_-*

Lunatic Pandora: *yawn* Huh?

Queenie: . . . . .

Lunatic Pandora: Oh yeah . . . erm . . . . just read the last chapter if ya wanna know!

Queenie: Uhm . . . . . okay. ^_^

Lunatic Pandora: So where's my money?

Queenie: It was a pleasure to meet you! Thanks! Bye!!!

Lunatic Pandora: And what about my money?

Queenie: Have a nice day! See you!

Lunatic Pandora: I want my "%&§&/$ money!!!

Queenie: Hey! Look! It's Elvis!!!

Lunatic Pandora: WHERE??? [turns around]

Queenie: ^_^ [runs away]

Lunatic Pandora: He's not . . . HEY!!!

Queenie: Mwaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Lunatic Pandora: Erm, anyway. Enjoy the next chapter! [grabs a shotgun] COME BACK!!!! [runs after Queenie]

Queenie: I don't own Zelda or any related characters!

Lunatic Pandora: DIIIIEEEE!!!!

Queenie: YIKES!

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[Ganondorf jumped out of the window just to land right in front of . . . ]

Ganondorf: YOU???

Lady Storm: DIE DUMB-FOOLISH-CROSS-DRESSING-GUARDS-HITTING-PIECE-OF-GERUDO-SHIT!!! [holds up her beautiful and shiny dagger]

Ganondorf: WAIT!

Lady Storm: Uhm . . . okay.

[10 minutes later]

Lady Storm: DIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!

Ganondorf: WAIT!!

Lady Storm: Okay.

[20 minutes later]

Lady Storm: DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Ganondorf: WAIT!!!

Lady Storm: Fine.

[30 minutes later]

Lady Storm: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ganondorf: WAAAIIIIT!!!!!

Lady Storm: Oka . . . WHY?

Ganondorf: *shrug*

Lady Storm: Well then . . . DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaepora Gaebora: Did you know that the word "die", which is another word for "to pass away" in the English language, means "the" in German? Of course not only "die" means "the". Because German - unlike the English language which uses only one article -needs three articles. These are "die", "der" and "das". It depends on the gender of the noun which article one has to use. So use "die" for female words, "der" for male words and "das" for the neuter ones.

Lady Storm+Ganondorf: o_O

Kaepora Gaebora: Now if we take a look at the French language we'll see that it uses two articles. That's one more than English but still one less than German. So in French we have the female "la" and the male "le". There is no neuter articles. But there's also the exception "l'" which means . . . .

[5 hours later]

Ganondorf: Does he scare you too?

Lady Storm: Yeah, definitely.

Kaepora Gaebora: . . . . of course we mustn't forget the plural "les" which is similar for both genders. But considering the fact that . . . . .

[10 hours later]

Ganondorf: Do you think he'll ever stop?

Kaepora Gaebora: Blah blah blah blahblah yadda yadda blah bladda yah yah yah bladda blah yadda . . . .

Lady Storm: must . . . kill . . . annoying . . . . owl . . .

Kaepora Gaebora: Dun da blah dee yadda yo yadda da yadda dee blah blah . . . . .

Ganondorf: Just do us the favor!!

Lady Storm: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[she jumps at Kaepora Gaebora and kills him with her dagger]

Lady Storm: YAY! Freedom!!

Ganondorf: ^_^

Lady Storm: And now back to you!! [holds up her dagger - again!]

Ganondorf: Uhm . . . wait!!

Lady Storm: C'mon! This is getting old!

Ganondorf: No, I'm serious! Since I've obviously gotten rid of Ravi . . . why don't you join me on my quest for the Psychiatrist of Time? [DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN DUN]

Lady Storm: Psychiatrist of Time? [DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN DUN] Do you think he can help me with my anger problem?

Ganondorf: Anger problem? You? Uhm . . . never noticed you had one! *cough* *sweatdrop* *cough* But I'm sure he'll help you too!!

Lady Storm: Can I threaten and kill people on our quest?

Ganondorf: I guess that can be arranged.

Lady Storm: Yay! C'est fantastique!

Ganondorf : Eh?

Lady Storm : Forget it.

Ganondorf: Uh-kay.

Lady Storm: And now?

Ganondorf: If I want to help Link then I'll need to find Zelda!

Lady Storm: Link? Where is he anyway?

Ganondorf: I left him at Hyrule Market.

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[at Hyrule Market]

Ravi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! [lands on a chicken]

Ravi: Uh . . . hello chicky!

Link: DEEEEMOOOON!!!!

Ravi: Hi Link! Why's the chicken looking at me?

Link: You're doomed! Doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!! [runs away]

Ravi: Erm . . . Link? [looks at the chicken]

Chicken: --_--

Ravi: Uhm . . . Link? Link?? LINK!?

Chicken: COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ravi: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNK!!!!!!!!!!!!! [runs after Link]

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[back to Ganondorf and Lady Storm]

Ganondorf: NO!!!

Lady Storm: Why not??

Ganondorf: Because we need Zelda on our quest! You can't just stab her with your dagger!!

Lady Storm: DAGGER????? THAT'S NOT A DAGGER!!!!

Ganondorf: ?_?

Lady Storm: That's Lord Laceration!!

Ganondorf: O__O?

Lady Storm: Now say sorry to Lord Laceration for calling him an ordinary dagger!!

Ganondorf: Bah.

Lady Storm: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?????

Ganondorf: Uh . . . erm . . . sorry, oh mighty Lord Laceration!

Lady Storm: That's better! ^_^

Ganondorf: -_-*

[suddenly they hear a very familiar voice, coming from the front front yard (A.N.: Ganondorf and Lady Storm . . . and of course Lord Laceration are in the back front yard right now)]

Voice: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!