Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Abnormal High ❯ Getting to School ( Chapter 1 )

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Mog: Ahem... Hello everyone I-

Pixy punches Mog and he is now knocked out.

Pixy: Hey this is my job! Anyway Hello one and all. This is Pixy! We�re back with a new adventure...We�re in a Japanese High School. We just got transferred.

Don: Our parents don�t want us anymore.

Pixy: Maybe it�s just you.

Don: ...

Pixy: See the madness stir up when we start the year in this new school.

Don: Leave reviews, it�s the only way Pixy would feed me. HELP ME OUT OF THE CAGE!

Pixy: SHUT UP!!! anyway read and review! !^_^!

Donald: I�m going to die!

Anime/Manga: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 04.02.2005 | Pages: 36 | Words: 20.6K | Visits: 593 | Status: Completed

Mog: Hi! I'm Mog the moogle. I'll show up from time to time to tell you what's going on. So let me start.

[A hill near a big city appears.]

Mog: We start with our Neko hero Donald and his partner are climbing a hill to get to the city.

Chapter 1- Getting to school.

Donald: I hate this!

Voice: Use the force.

Donald: Shut up, Terreirmon!

Terreirmon: We are going to miss the train.

Donald: It's your fault that we had to fight all those Goblins.

Terreirmon: What?

Donald: Finally the top of the hill.

Terreirmon: Now that's a big city.

Donald: The train is just pulling into the station.

Terreirmon: Better get going.

Donald: I hate this!

[Donald starts to run down the hill and neko-speeds with Terreirmon holding on for dear life.]

Terreirmon: Get on that big high way!

Donald: Fuck you. (I hate hills.)

[Donald jumps on the high way and starts to go 80-miles per hours.]

Terreirmon: Watch out for that bus.

Donald: Fuck this. Blitz! Bum Rush!

[Donald made a sonic boom knocking the bus into a Starbucks and threw it off the high-way.]

Terreirmon: That was close.

Donald: Damn it.

[The train starts to pull away.]

Terreirmon: Hurry up!

Donald: I don't see you getting us there any faster.

[Donald runs right through the train station. But the train is about to speed away.]

Terreirmon: Keep it up, You're all most there!

Donald: (All this for one fucking train!)

Terreirmon: Watch out for the bridge. You might fall through.

Donald: What Bridge?

[Donald & Terreirmon fall through a bridge gap.]

Donald: Blitz! Aura Bolt!

[A blast of blue energy shot out of Donald's hands and threw him into the back of the train.]

Terreirmon: Well that hurt.

Donald: (I wonder how fried Terreirmon would taste like?)

Terreirmon: Donald, don't give me that look.

Donald: Let's just find a place to sit.

[Donald and Terreirmon walk away and Mog pops up.]

Mog: Oh! To let you know Donald is half cat. AKA Neko-boy. So he has the cat ears and a tail. Now get on with the story.

[Donald closes a cart door fast.]

Terreirmon: That was wrong!

Donald: Yea.

Terreirmon: How can a guy stick that up his…

Donald: Just stop it.

[A girl with Black hair walks up to Donald.]

Girl: Have you seen a little dragon run by?

Donald: No.

[A little black dragon runs by.]

Girl: You, get back here!

[The girl ran after the dragon.]

Terreirmon: What the hell was that?

Donald: I don't know. Let's just find a cart.

[Five minutes later. Donald opens a cart door and sees a boy with black hair with a single pigtail, a girl with red hair in a ponytail, a girl with short blue hair, and a girl with short black hair were playing cards.]

Red hair girl: Donald!

Donald: Ranko!

[Ranko jumps at Donald knocking him over and his hat falls off showing his cat ears.]

Boy: C..c..cat!

Girl with Blue hair: Donald put your hat back on, now!

Donald: Ok, Akane. Ranma you ok?

[Akane was trying to calm Ranma down.]

Ranko: It's ok Ranma he's not going to hurt you.

Girl: You want to make that a bet?

Akane: Nabiki!

Nabiki: What? Can't I have a little fun?

Terreirmon: Donald, who are these people?

Donald: Terreirmon this is my friends: Ranko, Ranma, Akane, and Nabiki.

Ranma: That thing isn't a c..c…cat is it?

Terreirmon: Do I look like a cat? No, I don't. I'm a digimon.

Akane: So it can talk.

Donald: Yeah, the trick is getting him to shut up.

Terreirmon: Hey!

Ranko: He's cute.

Ranma: So why are you here?

Donald: Well I got a letter saying that I got into to this school.

Ranko: Us to.

Akane: Well we wouldn't have to go the another school if someone didn't destroy the school.

Ranma: Hey! It was Ryoga's fault.

Akane: Stop blaming him.

[Akane pulls out her mallet and tries to hit Ranma but Donald grabs it out of her hand.]

Akane: Why did you do that?

Donald: Before you knock him out tell me what happened.

Ranma: Well….

Terreirmon: I see a flashback coming on.

[Flashback to a week ago.]

Ryoga: Ranma!

Ranma: Ryoga?

Ryoga: What did you do to Akane?

Ranma: Nothing.

Ryoga: Your lying.

Shampoo: Ranma go on date with Shampoo.

Ranma: Shampoo!

Voice over Donald: So you got in a big fight.

Voice over Ranma: Well Akane's mallet didn't help.

[End Flashback]

Akane: Can I hit him now?

Donald: Go ahead.

[Akane grabs her mallet and it was light's out for Ranma.]

Donald: Man I'm tired.

Terreirmon: Me too.

Ranko: So how was your trip… Donald?

[Donald and Terreirmon were asleep.]

Akane: They must be tired to just to fall asleep like that.

Ranko: Yea.

Nabiki: So Ranko how long have you been going out with him?

[Ranko blushes.]

Ranko: For about 7 weeks.

[Outside the room.]

Girl: Get back here!

[The dragon pulls out a sign]

Dragon's sign: Not if your life depended on it!

[Later when the train was pulling in to the station.]

Ranko: Wake up Don.

Donald: Ok.

Ranma: It looks like it's gonna rain.

Terreirmon: It is.

Ranma: How do you know?

Terreirmon: Call it a gift. (and I read the newspaper.)

Donald: Let's go.

[Out side the train.]

Girl: Get back here!

Dragon: (No!)

[Donald, Ranma, Ranko, Akane, Terreirmon, and Nabiki were watching this girl chase the dragon around the train station.]

Ranko: Do you need help?

Girl: Yea! Catch my Dragon!

Donald: Digiwatch! Grapple mode! Fire!

[Donald's watch transformed in to a arm-cannon and shot out a net at the Dragon.]

Donald: Here.

[Donald hands a really pissed off dragon to the Girl.]

Girl: Thank you. I'm Hikari.

Akane: I'm Akane, This is my sister Nabiki, The redhead is Ranko, the one next to her is Ranma, and the boy who helped you is Donald.

Ranma: Hi.

Ranko: Hello.

Donald: Hey.

Nabiki: Hi.

Dragon's sigh: Hiya.

Hikari: Well we have to go, see yea.

[Hikari runs off and it starts to rain and Mog pops up.]

Mog: Hikari is a girl with semi dark powers, she hyper most of the time and she has a pet dragon that is to smart for it's on good.

[Mog walks away.]

Ranko: Don where did you get that cannon thing?

Donald: Well when I got Terreirmon, it has three modes watch mode, Grapple mode, and map mode.

Akane: Well that is cool.

Terreirmon: Where did Ranma go.

[A girl that could pass for Ranko's twin sister speaks up.]

Girl: Right here.

Terreirmon: No you're not. Ranma is a boy.

Ranma: Let's get out of the rain and I'll tell you how I changed into a girl.

Donald: There's a place to eat so lets go there.

[The food place.]

Ranma:…And that's how I got my curse.

Terreirmon: Oh. So you have a problem with water.

Ranma: Yea.

[The shop across the street exploded.]

Akane: What was that!

Ranma: I don't know.

Donald: Ranma, Terreirmon lets check it out.

Terreirmon: Fighting time. Fighting time. Fighting ti…..

[Donald grabs Terreirmon and pulls him tout and Ranma went with them.]

Ranma: That's a big elephant.

[A elephant type monster with three horns sticking out of it's head was tramping the stores on the block, and a boy with spikey blonde hair and a huge buster sword twice his size was fighting it.]

Terreirmon: Yo! Big and hairey!

[The monster turned around right at Terreirmon, Donald, and Ranma.]

Donald: Terreirmon, what did I tell you taunting the monsters we fight.

Terreirmon: Make sure the taunting is funny.

Ranma: This is no time to fight each other, fight him.

[The monster horns starts to light up and sparks starts to fly out.]

Boy: Cross Slash!

[The boy jumped up right behind the monster and slashed right throw it's back leg.]

Terreirmon: Bunny Blast!

[A green ball of energy shot out of Terreirmon mouth hitting the monster making him fall over.]

Ranma: That thing can fight.

Terreirmon: Uhh-Duhh!

Donald: Time to finish this. Dark Star Claw!

[A Black magic symbol started to glow and his claws glowed black and Donald jumped up and dived bombed and attacked the monster and slashed the monster into ribbons.]

Boy: Who in the hell.

Terreirmon: Looks like nothing but this store is screwed up.

Ranma: You ok?

Boy: Yea. (Man she's hot.)

[Donald pulled out his claw out of the monsters dead body.]

Donald: I hate when they splatter all over the place.

Boy: My name is Cloud.

Ranma: I'm Ranma, the boy over there is Donald, and the rodent is Terreirmon.

Terreirmon: Hey, I'm a rabbit and you know it.

Cloud: Ok, well I got to find my friends so see yea. (Man she's hot.)

[Cloud puts is sword on his back and walks off.]

Donald: Ranma, Lets go find the others.

Ranma: Ok, I'm still hungry.

Donald: Me to.

Terreirmon: You're always hungry.

Donald: Shut up.

[Later that day, at the school.]

Donald: Man this place is big.

Ranma: No kidding.

Ranko: Yea.

Nabiki: I have seen bigger.

Akane: Were?

Nabiki: Kuno's house.

[Mog pops up and everything freezes]

Mog: This school is a boarding school, so most of the characters in this story will be living here in the dorms. One is on the East side is the boy's dorms and the one on the west side is the girls dorm and each dorm can fit 4 people in it. So things might get a little crazy. What I'm saying of course, it will be craze. On with the story.

[Mog walks off and thing go back to normal.]

Ranko: Well we got to go to the registry office.

Donald: Well I did that over the phone. So see yea later.

Akane: Bye.

Ranko: Bye Don.

Ranma: Later.

Nabiki: See yea cat boy.

Ranma: Cat where?!

[Ranma starts to run but Akane stops him with her trusty mallet.]

Akane: What are we going to do with you?

[In the boy's dorm main room.]

Donald: Man I'm soaked from the rain.

Terreirmon: I'm to.

[Donald takes off his coat and his hat showing his cat ears, while Terreirmon shuck the rain off.]

Donald: Let's find the dorm.

Terreirmon: Let's ask that guy where the room is.

[Boy was talking to a girl with blond hair and robot ears.]

Girl: Chi?

Boy: What do you want Chi?

Chi: Chi like's it here.

Boy: It's nice.

[Donald and Terreirmon walk up.]

Chi: Hideki look it's the rabbit from my book.

Hideki: It does look like that rabbit.

Chi: And a cat.

Hideki: No that's a boy.

Donald: Dude she half right.

[Hideki takes a look and Donald's ears.]

Hideki: Monster!

[Hideki pass out.]

Terreirmon: Well he was no help.

Chi: Hideki out of energy?

Terreirmon: No he just passed out.

Donald: You what me to help you get him to his room.

Chi: Ok.

[Donald picks up Hideki]

Hikari: Get back here!

[Hikari was chasing her dragon again]

Dragon: (She's not getting me this time.)

Donald: Terreirmon, You know what to do.

Terreirmon: Yep.

[Terreirmon jumps right in front of the dragon.]

Terreirmon: Bunny Blast!

[Terreirmon's attack hit the dragon right into Hikari arms.]

Chi: Chi?

Donald: Hikari well you keep your dragon from running away.

Hikari: Sorry, he gets away a lot.

Donald: Well I got to get this guy to his room.

Hikari: Well I got to go. Bye.

Chi: Chi?

[At the register office a male Ranma was really pissed]

Ranma: What Do you mean there's no room for boys!

Registry Guy: There are no more room in the boys dorms so there is no room in the school.

Ranko: Ok bro, you got to go.

Ranma: What!

Ranko: Come on we'll go to the car and get our sister.

[Akane starts to laugh and Ranko pulls Ranma out of the room and throws some water on him.]

Ranko: Here is my twin sister Ranma.

Regestry Guy: Wasn't your Brother's name Ranma.

Ranko: No. It was Ranbo.

[Akane fall's over laughing.]

Ranma: This year is going to be hell.

[Boys dorm, room C-1]

Chi: That's Hideki bed.

Donald: Ok.

[Donald puts Hideki down.]

Chi: Thank you.

Donald: OK, tell him to come to my room C-2 when he comes to.

Chi: That's next door, right.

Donald: Yea. See yea.

[Out side Hideki's room.]

Terreirmon: Was she a cyborg.

Donald: No I think she was a persacom.

Terreirmon: What is a persacom?

Donald: It's a kind of cyborg.

Terreirmon: Ok.

Donald: Let's go to our room.

[Donald opens the door and sees a boy with a baseball cap and a monkey tall unpacking]

Boy: Yo Don what's up. You're in this school to?

Donald: Long time no see Rob. So you're my roomy?

Rob: Yep.

Terreirmon: What's going on here?

Donald: He's my friend from Philly.

[Mog pops up.]

Mog: Rob is part monkey, and a true Eagles fan. He has freezing arts that will kill any monster. He will take any challenge in most sports.

[Mog walks off.]

Rob: So don, you see anybody from our group?

Donald: Nah, just you. O yea Ranko, Ranma, and Akane are here.

Rob: Cool.

[A thunder bolt went off.]

Rob: That one was loud.

Terreirmon: Yea.

[A lighting bolt hit a tree.]

Donald: What the hell!

Rob: Let's go see what happened.

[Out side. A bear monster with a horn that shout out sparks off electricity trying to destroy the school.]

Donald: O no I took me six weeks to get here mostly walking from Philly all the way to Japan, you are not destroying this school!

Rob: You gonna lose.

Terreirmon: Yea.

M-Bear: Die.

[Rob ran at the bear.]

Rob: Ice Punch!

[Rob's fist starts to glow blue and a frost appears around it. Then he jumped and punched the monster in the head freezing him.]

Donald: Good job.

[A lighting bolt hits the frozen monster and shattered the ice around the monster.]

Donald: O Shit!

M-Bear: Mhahaha!

Terreirmon: O god it's laughing.

[The earth starts to shake.]

Rob: What the?

Donald: It came from over there.

[A bear with an attitude was standing 100 feet away. He was looking like he was having the time of his life.]

Bear: It's time to wrassel, um hum. I'll eat you with my sweet potatoes and corn bread.

Rob: It can talk?

[The bear ran on two legs right at the monster and grappled it.]

Donald: Two bears fighting…ok.

Bear: Shock Wave!

[The bear punches the ground making a shock wave killing the monster.]

Donald: What the?

[The bear took his hoodey off.]

Terreirmon: It's a guy.

Donald: No it's Steve.

Steve: Hey Don, Rob, Rodent.

Terreirmon: HEY!!

Steve: My life long dream has been forfilled.

Terreirmon: And what is that?

Steve: Wrestling bears.

Donald: And you skin them after.

Steve: Yep.

Terreirmon: Your weird.

Rob: Let's get out of the rain.

Steve: One more skin for me.

Donald: O god.

[In the girl's dorm. Ranko and Ranma-chan were unpacking.]

Ranko: At least we're roomies sis.

Ranma: Stop that.

Ranko: So on Tuesday we'll get our uniforms.

Ranma: Uniforms! We got to wear uniforms!

Ranko: Yea, so.

Ranma: Do I have to were a girl's uniform.

Ranko: You are here as a girl, right.

[Ranma turns blue.]

Ranko: Ranma are you ok? Ranma.

[Two girl's walk by the open door. The girl with long white hair and wearing all black and chains walks in.]

Girl: Ranko.

Ranko: Pixy.

[A girl with light pink hair and pink eyes walks in.]

Girl: Pixy, are you here?

Pixy: Right here Mew.

Ranko: Pixy, who is she?

Pixy: Her name is Mew.

Mew: Hello.

Ranko: Hi, I'm Ranko.

Pixy: You and your brother staying here to.

Ranko: No. My sister and me are staying here.

Pixy: I thought Ranma was a boy.

Ranko: He is, but there is no more room for boys.

Pixy: O.

Mew: Pixy, are we safe here?

Pixy: Don't worry, I'm here to protect you.

Ranko: Who's after you?

Pixy: I'll tell you later. Well we got to unpack, Bye.

Mew: See yea.

Ranko: Bye.

[Pixy and Mew walk out.]

Ranko: I hope their ok.

[Ranma is still blue.]

Ranko: O god.

[In the lunch room.]

Donald: Man I'm hungry.

Rob: Me too.

Terreirmon: Then let's eat.

Steve: What's up with all those kids over there.

Donald: Let's go see.

[Over in the crowd.]

Donald: There's too many of them.

Rob: Plan-J.

Donald: What the hell, plan-J time.

Steve: What the hell is plan-J.

[Donald and Rob jumps over the crowd.]

Rob: Well that worked.

Donald: Yea.

[3 boys were in an eating contest. One had Eagle wings, one had a wolf tall, and the other had Shark fin on his head.]

Shark boy: What up dude.

Wolf boy: Hey Don.

Eagle boy: Hey man.

Donald: Rick, Jorge, Sky, your all here to.

Rick: Yea dudes.

Jorge: Yea.

Sky: Uhh-Duhh!

[The Sean stops and Mog walk into the room.]

Mog: Rick is a part shark with a love for matera hunting and surfing, Sky is part eagle with a big perv problem, and Jorge is part wolf and fight's like one to.

[Mog walks off and everything starts to move.]

Rob: At least if any more monsters show up we'll kick their ass.

Ranko: Donald, are you here.

Donald: Yea, gotta go guys

[Donald jumps over the crowd right over to Ranko.]

Ranko: Ahhhh!

Donald: Sorry to scare you. What's up.

Ranko: We have a big problem.

Donald: What's wrong.

Ranko: Well Ranma had to register as a girl because there was no room for boys.

Donald: Well that sucks.

Ranko: Well Ranma will not wear the school uniforms so what are we going to do?

Donald: What will happen if he… she doesn't.

Ranko: She might get kicked out.

Terreirmon: Well why don't you trick him into going with you.

Donald: That might work and where did you come from?

Terreirmon: Well when a boy Terreirmon and a Girl Terreirmon get together…

Donald: Stop it now.

Ranko: Thank you Terreirmon. O yea Pixy's here too.

Donald: She is!

Ranko: What? Did something happen.

Donald: Nothing to worry about. I just got to talk to her.

Ranko: Ok. I think here room is C-2.

Donald: Thank you. Ranko can you watch Terreirmon.

Ranko: Ok.

Terreirmon: Hey. I'm not a kid you know.

Donald: You were born five weeks go.

Terreirmon: So.

Ranko: I'll watch him. See yea.

Donald: Bye.

[Girl's dorm, C-2 there was a knock on the door.]

Pixy: I got it.

[Pixy open's the door and sees a very pissed off cat boy.]

Pixy: Donald, you're here to. What's the matter.

[Pixy lets Donald in and shuts the door.]

Donald: Pixy can you tell me who and why you pissed off some army.

Pixy: What do you mean?

Donald: I had to fight a small army of robots because of you.

[Mew looked down to the ground and said in a timid voice]

Mew: No, it's my fault.

Donald: What do you mean.

Pixy: I was going to tell you when this all starts it, but you weren't home.

[Donald calms down.]

Donald: Ok what's going on?

Pixy: Before I tell you, who from our group is here?

Donald: Everybody.

Pixy: Go get everyone cause we have somewhat of a problem and I'm not going to repeat this more than once.

Donald: Ok, We'll come by tonight.

Pixy: Ok, see yea Don.

Donald: Ok, Bye Pixy and… and… Sorry what's your name miss.

Mew: Mew.

Donald: That a nice name. Bye Mew.

[Donald left.]

Mew: Was he the one you told me about?

Pixy: Yea.

Mew: He has a lot of power locked away.

Pixy: Mew, can you since hiding power?

Mew: Yea. I can fell that I trust him.

Pixy: Believe me once we tell him and my friends no one will try to take you.

Mew: You're hiding something from them too.

Pixy: …. They'll find out sooner or later

Mew: They'll know and they won't abandon you.

Pixy: I hope so.

Mew: …

[Outside, the rain had stopped.]

Donald: At least the rain's has stopped.

[Donald sees a car pull up to the school and three girls come out. One was a small girl with short red hair, one girl was tall with long blue hair, and the last girl was also tall and had short blonde hair.]

Red head: Fuu can you help me with my bag?

[The girl with blonde hair helps her.]

Fuu: Here you go Hikaru.

Hikaru: Thank you Fuu.

[Donald scenced something.]

Donald: Not another monster.

[Over by the car.]

Hikaru: Fuu, Umi, Do you feel that?

[The girl with blue hair stands up.]

Umi: Yea.

Fuu: It doesn't feel like any monsters we fought in Cephiro.

[A monster with huge black wings, long silver claws and dragon like scales hit the grounds.]

Donald: Holy hell!

[Donald pulls out both of his daggers and readies to attack.]

Hikaru: Ready.

Fuu: Right.

Umi: Let's go.

[Three lights appeared around the three girls, they were red, blue, and green. When the lights stopped all three girls had armor on, Hikaru was holding a great sword, Fuu had a broad sword, and Umi had a reppeled.]

Donald: At least they can fight.

[The monster opened it's mouth and a blast of dark fire shot out.]

Donald: What the hell.

[The blast hit Donald and fell into the wall.]

Hikaru: Fire arrow!

[Hikaru but up her arm and pull back her other arm and shot a arrow of fire right at the monster but he didn't move.]

Fuu: It didn't work.

Umi: What are we going to do.

[The monster looked right at Fuu.]

Hikaru: Fuu watch out!

[The monster opened his mouth and the dark energy starts to gather to fire.]

Mew: Stop!

[A mix of pink and purple aura froze the monster in its tracks.]

Pixy: You will not hurt those girls. Demon Slayer!

[Pixy pulled out her sword from her hands and cut off the right wing of the monster.]

[Time freezes and Mog appears]

Mog: Hello to explain something Pixy can take out her demon sword from a portal in the palm of her hands. She is the Vampire Dragon of the group and something else but it will be explained later.

Donald: Can we move now?

Mog: Yes you can.

[Time goes back to normal and Mog disappears]

Umi: Take this!

[Umi takes her sword and stabs the monster in the eye.]

Donald: That's it, your dead! Pixy, Hikaru, Fuu, Umi get out of the way!

[The monster broke the hold Mew had on it and she felt faint and fell back but Pixy caught her.]

Pixy: You shouldn't be using your powers until you have more control.

Mew: I'm sorry.

Pixy: It's ok.

Donald: Blitz! Aura Burst!

[Donald put his hands together and fired a big blast of blue energy and the blast burst into ten smaller blasts hitting the monster in ten different places, killing the monster.]

Hikaru: Man that was a big attack.

Fuu: That wasn't a magic attack.

Pixy: Damn Don, Your attack got stronger.

Donald: Yea, just that one though.

Mew: Is everyone all right?

Fuu: Yea.

Umi: I'm ok.

Hikaru: You guys are strong.

Pixy: You are to for a ten-year-old.

Hikaru: I'm not ten! I'm 15!

Pixy: Sorry. I'm Pixy, the girl is Mew, and the Neko-boy is Don.

Mew: Hello.

Donald: Hi.

Hikaru: Are they real?

Donald: What's real… O my ears. Yea.

Fuu: Cute!

Umi: Yea.

[The three girls get in to a little huddle.]

Pixy: What are they doing?

Donald: Don't know.

Hikaru: Brake.

[Hikaru walks up and puts on the “I'll cry if you say no face” and looks right up at Donald.]

Hikaru: Can we touch your ears?

Donald: …. Are you for real?

Hikaru: Please.

Pixy: Donald you better do it, or she might cry.

Donald: Ok.

[Donald bends his head down so Hikaru could reach it.]

Hikaru: They are real!

Fuu: Just like my cat.

Umi: They're warm.

Mew: Yea.

Donald: Mew, not you to.

Mew: For some reason I just had to.

[Donald puts his hat on.]

Donald: Got to go. See yea Girls.

[Donald's runs off.]

Hikaru: He's kind of cute.

Pixy: And has a girlfriend knight girl.

Umi: O we still have our armor on.

Fuu: O yea.

Pixy: This is going to be one hell of a year.

[Back in the lunchroom.]

Sky: Damn it Steve! You have to be cheating.

Steve: How so.

Sky: There is no way you can beat me in “Go fish” 50 Times in a row.

Rob: We keep telling you to stop playing cards with him.

[Donald walks in.]

Jorge: Yo man come here.

Donald: What?

Jorge: Some girl with a dragon was asking for you.

Donald: Was her name Hikari?

Jorge: Yea, her and Ranko and that rabbit went with her. They went to C-1 in the girl's dorm.

Donald: Ok, Jorge get everyone in the group to go to Pixy's room C-2 around 7.

Jorge: Ok.

[Donald runs out.]

Sky: Damn it! I lost.

Steve: Ok pay up.

Sky: Ok. Rob can I borrow some money.

Rob: No.

[Over in the girls dorm. Pixy was walking into her room with Mew. There was a girl with blonde hair unpacking and talking to her self.]

Girl: What should Excel do? Excel Excel all ready went to school twice, one for me, and once for Lord Ilpallazo, but to be away for four years, Excel could not stand it. Excel needs to be at llpallazo's side….

Pixy: Who are you.

Excel: Excel Excel.

Mew: What a cute doggy.

[A little dog was hiding under Mew's bed.]

Excel: That's my dog and emergency food supply, Menchi.

Mew: Come on out Menchi.

[Menchi crawled out of under the bed, sniffed Mew's hand.]

Pixy: So your staying in this room to.

Excel: Yes.

Pixy: (O great I have a crazy person for a roommate.)

[Next door C-1. Donald knocked on the door and a Girl with pink hair in twin ponytails opened the door.]

Girl: You!

Donald: Hey weren't you that girl that fell on my head six weeks ago?

Girl: No.

Donald: Yea you were. How many girls have pink hair in ponytails?

Hikari: Chibi-Usa do you know him?

Chibi-Usa: I have never seen him in my life.

Terreirmon: Your lying.

Ranko: How can you tell?

Terreirmon: Just listen to the way she stutters.

Hikari: Let him in all ready.

[Chibi-Usa lets Donald in and she shuts the door.]

Donald: Ok, you warped from some were and poofed over my and fell on my head, but you were six of seven.

Chibi-Usa: I was 8.

Donald: See.

Ranko: But you look like a your 15.

Chibi-Usa: I am. I came here from a different time.

Donald: Ok, Nothing wrong with that. You don't have to lie.

Chibi-Usa: You mean you don't what to know what will happen in the future?

Ranko: Nope.

Hikari: Not at all.

Donald: It will happen when it happens.

Dragon's Sign: Will I rule the world?

[Hikari hit the dragon over the head.]

Ranko: Well now that's that over. What's wrong with Pixy?

Donald: I Don't know but. She'll tell us at 7.

Ranko: Well we have an half an hour to get there.

[Hikari pulls out a two DDR Pads and a PS2.]

Hikari: You want to play?

[Half an hour later. Donald and Ranko nocks on the door. Pixy opens the door.]

Pixy: You're late!

Donald: What Ranko was really good a DDR.

Terreirmon: You were just looking at her skirt go up and down as she danced.

[Ranko Blushed]

Donald: Shut up Terreirmon.

Pixy: Just come in.

[Donald, Ranko, and Terreirmon walks in and Pixy shuts the door. In the room Steve, Sky and Jorge were playing cards on the table, Rick, Rob, and Ranma were watching TV. Excel was sleeping on her bed and Mew was playing with Menchi.]

Pixy: Ok. Everyone listen, turn off the TV.

Mew: Should I tell them?

Pixy: Nope, I'll tell them. Now I'm only going to say this once. Someone is on the run from the feds.

Rick: There after me again. Me and my matiera will not be taken.

Pixy: Not you, you jackass!

Mew: Me.

[Ranko walks over and sits next to Mew.]

Ranko: Why would they be after you?

Mew: Well I'm an experiment.

Jorge: You mean they made you?

Mew: Yea.

Pixy: Let me just show you a flashback ok?

[Flashback]

Pixy: I was working at her part-time job where her aunt worked in a lab.

[over at a secret room]

Scientist 1: Do you think this is such a good idea?

Assistant: What are we doing again?

Scientist 2: We are creating a living humanoid version of the ancient Pokemon Mew. By using it's DNA we basically created a human clone.

Scientist 3: Yeah but, didn't people suffer a horrible death the last time a mew clone was created?!

Scientist 2: …..Yes

Scientist 1&3: …..BYE!

Assistant: Wait for me!

Scientist 2: Just wait a damn minute. There is a difference between us and the last people.

Scientist 1: What?

Scientist 2: …….I don't know.

All: Ok…Bye!

Scientist 2: Look at our specimen! She won't can control of her powers just yet!

Assistant: I better get extra pay for this.

Scientist 1: We're all gonna die!

Scientist 3: I'm too young to die!

Assistant: But aren't you 82, you'd probably die tomorrow anyway.

Scientist 3: You ass.

[over at where Pixy is]

Aunt Natallia: Pixy I've got a special job for you.

Pixy: ….what is it?

Natallia: You'll be working as a bodyguard for an experiment. You see the guy that funded our research wanted a male specimen and we've gotten a female specimen instead. He'' not happy about this and he wants her dead, so we have to protect her.

Pixy: Meaning…..I have to protect her.

Natallia: Yep.

Pixy:… ok…but I have to start school soon in Japan, summer is almost over.

Natallia: Yes I know, I've taken the liberty of enrolling her and she will be in your dorm as well.

Pixy: <Sigh> ok.

[A Bell rang]

Pixy: LUNCH BRAKE!

[Pixy ran to a table and opened her lunch box.]

Natallia: <Sarcastically> 20lbs of chocolate. I should've known. I still can't believe that you can eat tons of chocolate and never get fat or have pimples, I'm jealous!

[Pixy laughs]

Natallia: Where did you get all the chocolate!

[Mini flashback in a flashback. At the chocolate factory]

Willy: Hi I'm Willy Wanka.

[Pixy punches him]

Pixy: My chocolate!

[End of mini flashback in a flashback.]

Pixy: I have my ways.

[End of Big Flashback]

Pixy: There you go.

Rob: Well why don't they just make a different one, why do they need Mew.

Pixy: For her DNA, my Aunt destroyed the DNA so they couldn't make an evil copy. Mew has a very rare and powerful power.

Sky: So all we have to do is not let them take her, easy right.

Donald: Not really.

Ranma: What do you mean?

Donald: On my way here I had to fight over 30 of there robots and they were strong.

Mew: That's not all they'll use.

[Mew look like see was going to cry.]

Ranko: It will be ok, no one will take you.

Steve: What did they use.

Pixy: A mix of demon and monster DNA fused with robot's parts.

Donald: Ok, if they send anything our way it's dead.

Jorge: Yea.

Pixy: Thanks guys.

Mew: Thank you for helping me.

[There was a nock on the door.]

Pixy: Who could that be?

[Pixy opens the door.]

Pizza Dude: Pizza Dude.

Rick: Sweet foods here.

Ranko: What do you have some book with every take out place in the world?

Rick: Yes.

[Rick pulled out a huge book.]

Ranma: Let me see that.

[Ranma grabs the book.]

Ranma: Ukyo resturaunt, c…. cat café.

Rick: And pocket-sized.

[Rick pulls out and min size book.]

Pizza Dude: Are you going to pay me or not.

Rick: Here.

Terreirmon: Lets eat!

[End of chapter.]

Donald: What do you mean the end! Do we get to eat the pizza?

Pixy: Calm down Don.

Excel: Excel Excel will take control this web page for Lord Ilpallazo and across.

Mog: How did you three find this place?

Donald: You left it open after the last cut scene.

Mog: O crap, He's going to kill me.

Pixy: Who's that.

Mog: The Fanfiction god.

God: Mwahahaha don't worry my little Moogle. I will just wipe everybody's minds to forget the last five minutes. Right Now!

[God wiped their minds.]

Excel: Ha! It didn't work on me, I don't have a mind.

God: Ok then you'll just get lost in a plothole some were.

Mog: O God.

[Next chapter “Fun at the Mall”]

Mog: Save Me!