Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ A Final Fantasy X Fairy Tale ❯ Chapter 1

Once upon a time there lived a princess (she wasn't extremely beautiful, just...average) in a gigantic castle. Her name was Yuna.

 

Yuna: Hi!

 

Anyways, she was lonely. She lived her life doing the same things day in and day out. Her dream was to escape from the castle one day, and find some friends.

 

Yuna: I will escape! Once I figure out how to open this stupid door! *yanks at the main gate of the castle*

 

*sigh* We'll check on her later. Meanwhile, in the village below the castle lived a young boy-

 

Tidus: HI!

 

Shut up! I'm not done introducing you!

 

Tidus: Sorry...

 

Well, Tidus was a poor, stupid, villager who had dreams of...well...R rated material.

 

Tidus: You said you wouldn't tell!!!! *runs away and cries*

 

Why did I take this job... Well, let's see if Yuna's opened the door yet.

 

Yuna: I did it! I'm free! *opens the door and runs down toward the village*

 

Let's see what King Braska has to say about this....

 

King Braska: We have to find my daughter!!!! She could break a nail.

 

Sir Auron: *rolls eyes* And we wouldn't want that to happen.

 

King Braska: Of course not! Auron, go get her!!!

 

Auron: Why me!!!!

 

King Braska: You seemed concerned...

 

Auron: I was being sarcastic.

 

King Braska: You're still going.

 

Auron: Crap.

 

Let's check in on Tidus again...

 

Tidus: DAD, the narrator was making fun of me!!!!

 

Jeckt: Well what the $%@ do you want me to do about it.

 

Tidus: Make them say they're sorry!

 

Jeckt: Can't help ya there. Go play with your friends or something.

 

Tidus: I hate you!!!! *runs away*

 

And so Tidus goes to find his friend Wakka and Wakka's girlfriend Lulu.

 

Tidus: I have a problem...

 

Wakka: Blitzball.

 

Tidus: Wha?

 

Wakka: Blitzball solves everything. Including your problems, ya.

 

Lulu: That's not true.

 

Wakka: Yes it is. Now then Tidus, go play blitzball and take your mind off your problems. Trust me, ya.

 

Tidus: Ok. *runs off to get his blitzball*

 

Lulu: You give crappy advice you know.

 

Wakka: Yeah, but it makes him leave us alone!

 

Tidus has such a great bond with Wakka, doesn't he. Anyways, back to the castle!

 

Auron: You're my partner?

 

Rikku: Uh-huh!!! We're gonna have SO much fun!!!

 

Auron: What's with the dog.

 

Rikku: He's my doggy! His name's Kimahri and he's a good boy!

 

Auron: *sigh* Let's just get this over with.

 

Rikku: We're gonna rescue the princess!!!! WAHOO!!!!

 

Speaking of the princess, let's see what she's up to....

 

Yuna: This is bad. I'm lost and my feet hurt, but what's worst of all is that I broke a nail!!!

 

*gasp* Not that!!!

 

Yuna: Yes that. It's horrible!

 

I'm sure it is.

 

Yuna: *faints from having a broken nail