Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy X Talk Show ❯ Chapter 4

Shari: Welcome back to my show! So far, we have all the guests here and Yuna is pretty pissed off.

Yuna: GIVE ME BACK TIDUS!

Shari: *blows a raspberry at Yuna* My Tidus.

Yuna: $!#$! $%#$%^$#^! $@#%$@#$!

Shari: Thank you, censorship!

Tidus: Hehe....I'm such a ladies man.

Wakka: Ah, shut up.

Tidus: You're just jealous that all the girls would choose me over you!

Wakka: Hey! Girls like me!

Tidus: Only Lulu!

Shari: OK! Shut up! You guys are annoying me!

Tidus: Even me? *puppy face*

Shari: No, not you.

Yuna: GET AWAY FROM TIDUS!

Rikku and Lulu: Calm down, Yuna!

Yuna: DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!

Rikku and Lulu: DON'T YOU YELL AT US!

*Rikku, Lulu, and Yuna are fighting*

Shari: This is amusing.

Wakka: 500 gil on Lulu!

Shari: 8000 gil on Lulu!

Tidus: Why do I have a feeling I'm gonna get my ass kicked after the show?

Shari: Umm...If Yuna steals you...Yeah, you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Tidus: That's not nice...

Kimahri: Yuna will win fight. Kimahri knows this.

Shari: No, Kimahri does not know. Lulu will win fight. Lulu has possessed dolly.

Lulu: Blizzaga! *dolly mimics Lulu's motions*

Rikku and Yuna: *are frozen*

Shari: Whoo! Lulu won!

Wakka: I knew it!

Lulu: *sits back down* I didn't actually mean to freeze Rikku. She was just in the way.

Shari: Poor Rikku. Oh well. Whatever happens, happens.

Auron: I'm getting sick of this talk show...

Shari: Well, you have to stay until I say so!

Auron: Why? What's keeping us here?

Shari: *Points to Bahamut, Neo Bahamut, and Bahamut Zero* They are.

Auron: Damn you.

Shari: *laughs* OK, anyways! What are your hobbies?

Lulu: Organizing my dolls.

Tidus: Fighting and playing blitzball!

Wakka: Playing blitzball and trying to keep my hair from growing any longer.

Kimahri: Being Elder Ronso in Ronso tribe.

Auron: Baking cookies.

Shari and Tidus: *nearly die of laughter*

Wakka: How dare you laugh at Sir Auron!

Shari: How can you NOT laugh at a man who's hobby is baking cookies?!

Auron: My cookies are the best.

Shari and Tidus: *still laughing*

Wakka: Do you guys have any respect?!

Shari and Tidus: Nope!

Lulu: You guys should be hit in the head.

Shari: Nah, I've been hit in the head enough.

Wakka: That explains alot...

Kimahri: Kimahri think Shari favors Kimahri.

Shari: You and Tidus.

Tidus: I thought I was the only one!

Shari: Apparently not!

Tidus: Aw man...

Shari: *looks at Rikku and Yuna* Um...Shouldn't they have thawed by now?

Lulu: *shrugs*

Shari: Meh, they'll thaw out soon...I think now would be a good time for a commercial break...